Epic first date LOL

[wyatt-lad]

Not sure if its true or not but made me lol :)

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

[Rotax73]

Epic haha!!

[Paul]

Thats hilarious, cant be true though lol.

[x_sammie_x]

oh my god!!! I think id actully kill someone if they did that to my bathroom....

thats mad... he should of just gone to the loo at the coffee place like it or not then it wouldnt of happend!!!

thinks ALOT about his cock tho you see the size of them drawings lol

[Jungle_Jim]

haha oh my god i nearly pissed myself just reading that lol i love the fact he went to the effort to make diagrams in paint lol, that was epic

[Rob-6]

funny he should have just gone before lol

[Jungle_Jim]

he should have made an excuse that he need to go home first after their coffee meeting, and that he would meet her at her house later

[ShockZy]

fucking dickhead, i swear u cnt piss n shit at the same time cus i cant

[AlexB]

haha the fact he actually drew pics on paint is legendary tbh

actually made my eyes water a little
mainy because of the pics

[PSPDan]

The pictures made me lol irl. And I can't pee and poo at the same time... Normally poo first then pee immediately after. Although I have been in the situation before of pooing with an erection, that's an epic fail because if you don't switch around quick enough after the poo you end up pissing in your own mouth..

[mtpagey]

wtf is a pee bottle :wacko: urinals obviously aint good enough for this guy

[tom130691]

google it lol

[mtpagey]

google it lol

can just imagine what images are gonna come back.. :fcuk::homme:

Edit! still none the wiser what it is but theres a wiki guide :homme: made me lol! (http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle)

[adam_baker]

I think he just means an empty bottle to piss in, don't know why he would need one, but he did then.

[D--R--E--W]

what a tard!!

[Predator_R32]

lmao hes awesome

[GoochyBoy]

what a twat. if you have to go - youd use a public toilet to save doing it at her place surely?

[craig1gk]

omg, just read it ! need to let others read it!

[W20TOM]

Hilarious lol

[rushy_23]

Ahhh man thats made my day!

If its true or not, those diagrams are worth major "lol's"!!!!

[_ELECTABUZZ_]

its all about the paint images :D haha awsome!!

[VTomR]

hahaha, got to love this embarrasing stories

[Eskimo]

Haha Fkin funny! Loving the artistic drawings!

[hellonpluto]

if you need a piss and a shit at the same time, surely you sit on the throne and let it all out in the first place? stupid story

[1991Tom]

Its very peepshow.... cringe so much reading it lol

[oli208]

That really was epic!!

[Eskimo]

That really was epic!!

Is your Avatar for jokes?

Or real?

If real i thinks you need to renew your tax disc! :)

[Claireeyy]

Funny but fake i would say

[leighwinter]

lmfao i wonder if she called him after for sex hahahahaha:y:

[Matt67]

Piss bottles!?! Really!

[evans1089]

lol, the animations make my laugh

[LouisUK]

Funny as hell but must be fake. If not then unlucky for him.

[x_sammie_x]

like i said........ thinks alot of his cock.... look at the size of it on the little pics lol

[vahcaton]

lol what a c*nt, must have took some time to do all them pictures in paint. But it can't be true :|

[coleman258]

That story is epic, the pictures make it even more hilarious.

[tuft]

lol surely that cant be true?
Plus if that was to happen to me, very last thing I would do would be post it of a forum!

[Craddock]

lmfao!

[Tsaxovtr]

legend ! :)

[Phils_VTR]

It states that she's asian.
He only thought what anyone else would have..
..that she'd enjoy being shat on.

:oops:

[xxpinkyxx1991]

thats sick lol

[Azza-VTR]

Thats fucking epic lmao

[Mieran]

lolage

[Sneakydevil89]

the pictures are just amazing, artist at heart i feel hahahaha

[smnwllms]

That guys my hero!! I'm crying with laughter.

He's got to be on some serious roids!

[S18AXO]

tom mate! thats effing hilarious! :D ahah why havnt you told about this?!!

[Elliott]

thats got to be the funniest thing ive read!

[Tony]

ROFL!

Funniest thing I've read on the net in a while!

A tad unbelievable but made laugh.

[Lewis]

I think thats the hardest ive ever laughed over crap!

[James106]

Lmao! sounds like a movie!!!

You could never live that down!

EPIC!!!!! hahaha

[James106]

Lmao and the pictures were in so much detail!!!!

I love this guy just for telling people!!!

[bluesaxofurio]

LOL true or not it made me laugh!

[-GG-]

Ha ha. thats horribly great!
seems quite far-fetched but :ponder:

[raul0]

hahaha funny as fuck, pee bottle lmfao

[wardy123]

thats awesome LOL, unlucky like!!

[Joey21]

That was hilarious! But why he thought shit would dissolve?!

[chimpy_vts]

why would you actually want to share that lmao, but so funny lol!

[Bound]

Ahaha, Cringeworthy.

[Add91289]

lol at pee bottle

[mark_saxp]

no way can that be true lol, for a start i wouldnt talk about it

[RichM]

Lol funny story! MS Paint pics makes it even more hilarious.

[TomBob]

Weird guy.

[auds]

I've never heard anything like it wtf!!! lol, as if he is telling people too lmao, what a knob haha

[Ren]

This was on other websites in other languages....so not sure if its true tbh :)

[SnaRe]

An MS Paint master at it's finest.

Too funny.

[liam_VTR]

Loving the MS paint pic's, lol :y:

[tom130691]

i would have shit in the bog n pissed everywere while aiming for the sink or shower haha
piss easier to clean

[RJohnson]

That was so funny!

No way can it be true though

[ashjp89]

lol definately the kinda thing you would wanna keep quiet

[Carlvtr88]

probably one of the funniest threads ive ever seen ..Made me cry laugh.... what posessed him to consider shitting in her bathtub LMAO ... Quality!

[jordannicholls]

haha what a joke

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

Is that a gay forum??!?!

[wyatt-lad]

Is that a gay forum??!?!

I was waiting for a comment like this ha,
And i dont use the forum, i got the link from another forum i use :y:
Just to clear that up...

[Saxo_theedge]

Pissing myself at those pics, no way is that true!!! but funny as. LOL

[saxolenny]

psmsl haha thats got to b 1 of the grimmist thing to do y would u admit never mind drawing the scenes u dont just get the mental picture u get a diagram Hahaha :P

[Tom5190]

lmfao thats wicked

[JamesR]

These threads don't normally amuse me but damn that was funny!