Bleach

[doomie22]

quick question, before i resort to the only cleaning chemical left in the house
would bleach damage car paintwork?

[J222JRA]

Why would you want to put bleach anywhere near a cars paintwork?????????

Im not sure if it could damage the paintwork....but it will without a doubt strip any protection it has so would be open to the elements.

[doomie22]

because its bleach, or just hot water

[Elliott]

He's washed the car about 5times with bleach.

[Predator_R32]

Really wouldnt use it mate

[doomie22]

hot water it is then

[Elliott]

Really wouldnt use it mate

Already has done about 5times.

[J222JRA]

He's washed the car about 5times with bleach.

Why???? Why???? Thats stupid :n:

[doomie22]

got it rather clean before though
got chewing gum off the bump strips, and mcdonalds sauce off the paint

[Jorge-]

Why you have chewing on the doors and sauce on the outside I won't ask.

Seems like you have been chavving it up.

Its like 90p for some cheapo Tesco wash and wax, if you hate your car that much might as well use some of that instead of bleech.

[Claireeyy]

what's this bleach on your car ? :panic::panic::panic:

NO NO NO NO ffs bleach only goes down the toilet :homme:

[Jorge-]

what's this bleach on your car ? :panic::panic::panic:

NO NO NO NO ffs bleach only goes down the toilet :homme:

Even then, have you not seen the adverts, bleach only masks the germs! You need toilet duck to clean. Lolz

[doomie22]

try running a car, let alone cleaning it on 0 income, and having to scrounge what you have around the house to clean it, hense usually only hot water

[Jorge-]

People like that confuse me, if you have to scrounge together to pay 90p for some cleaning products, why are you running a car full stop? What if it breaks down tomorrow..

[doomie22]

if it breaks down tomorow, i cash in the tax, declare it sorn, and use my grans car, simple

[Claireeyy]

Even then, have you not seen the adverts, bleach only masks the germs! You need toilet duck to clean. Lolz

haha thanks for the tip :y:

try running a car, let alone cleaning it on 0 income, and having to scrounge what you have around the house to clean it, hense usually only hot water

Get a job. Lol. Well it doesn't cost much to get some wash and wax shampoo from Halfrauds or at this time of year ask Santa for some cleaning products :y:

[doomie22]

you think i'm not trying to get a job? since i was forced out of my last one, not my choise

[AshC]

or just dont clean it rather than using bleach?

[doomie22]

so let it get dirty?
wouldnt that effect the paintwork to some severe detrimental circumstances

[pr0xibus]

tbh i think Mr muscle would do a better job lol

[doomie22]

done have any of that in the cupboard, its domestos, or its window cleaner for the whole car

[doomie22]

or i do have head n sholders lol

[J222JRA]

Before you added the Bleach it would have had some form of protection but now you have stripped all that away and left the paintwork un-protected.

If i was in your situation (please Jesus dont let it happen) i would look at getting a little sample sachet of a wax and wax shampoo.....they are very cheap and that way atleast the paint will have some protection.

Good luck looking for a job.

[pr0xibus]

or i do have head n sholders lol

i dont know why they call it head and shoulders. i mean who washes their shoulders with shampoo. id call it head and pubes

[doomie22]

my paint is scratched anyway, so its not particually bothering me at the moment

[Jorge-]

Washing up liquid? Better than nowt. Just get some wash and wax. Could find the change on the floor if you needed it.

[doomie22]

doesnt that damage the paint neerly as badly though?

[Claireeyy]

Anyone in East Yorkshire fancy giving the poor lad some shampoo? I owuld send you some the of mine but you are a bit far way

[pr0xibus]

^^^^ plus shes feeling dirty she will be using it later ;)

[Claireeyy]

^^^^ plus shes feeling dirty she will be using it later ;)

haha got it in one :)

[doomie22]

lol, elliott lives a couple of streets away from me, but he's too much of a tight cheepskate to even pay me the 9.50 he owes me let alone buy me any screenwash

[doomie22]

well, whatever its called, not screenwash lol
he was going to buy me that before

[dannyboy2005]

Get some suds from Tesco's for £1 or what ever

Then give you car a coat of this: http://www.elitecarcare.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=112

100% detergent proof

Then you can use bleach to your hearts content.

[P90PTS]

You can afford to run a 1.4 sri but not pay 90p for some wash and wax?

Hmmm i'd be looking at the short term i.e having some wonga rather than having a fast-ish car.

[dannyboy2005]

The word TIGHT and LAZY comes to mind

[Elliott]

and he calls me tight and a cheapskate for not giving him 9.50 and screenwash lol.

[Eskimo]

and he calls me tight and a cheapskate for not giving him 9.50 and screenwash lol.

Yeahh Elliot! Cheapskate! Pfff... /ban sax-p... :fcuk:

[adam661]

Washing up liquid? Better than nowt. Just get some wash and wax. Could find the change on the floor if you needed it.

+1 washing up liquid is no where near as harsh as bleach! plus ull have fairy soft hands :homme:

[saxo-parts]

pikeys i know use Ajax to clean up grubby white tippers, look great after a polish but sure it can't be good for the paint! Bleach is even beyond their valeting talents lol

[wadoryu]

this thread is ridiculous

[James106]

+1 to the above!

This guy aint for real surely!

20 posts, why would you sign up to a saxo website with a corsa just to ask if you can use bleach to clean a car!

Ban him! ban him! baaaaaannnn hiiiiim!

Kthnxbi

[coleman258]

i dont know why they call it head and shoulders. i mean who washes their shoulders with shampoo. id call it head and pubes

Agreed, head and pubes it is :cool:

[Spanky]

i dont know why they call it head and shoulders. i mean who washes their shoulders with shampoo. id call it head and pubes

not all of us have pubes though :D well not ones long enough to wash with shampoo anyways :D

Hmmmm head and crack perhaps?

[pr0xibus]

not all of us have pubes though :D well not ones long enough to wash with shampoo anyways :D

Hmmmm head and crack perhaps?

long or short pubes either way they will be soft lol

[Ashleyp]

try running a car, let alone cleaning it on 0 income, and having to scrounge what you have around the house to clean it, hense usually only hot water

get a job?

[-Dan-]

This thread is just Lols. You'd be better using spermy urine tbh.

[iSlayeR]

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[Predator_R32]

doesnt that damage the paint neerly as badly though?

nope but it will strip any protection on the paintwork

[Meto]

If you really really must use bleach, dilute it....... a LOT.

[SneakyVTR]

Epic thread, thread is epic.

[bald24]

Wow - We've got the people who spend £200 on cleaning products, then the idiot who thinks 20mins of washing it with bleach lmao - Do you have a can of oust in the glovebox, shampoo in the washer fluid? ;)

[MARTYN19588]

Wow - We've got the people who spend £200 on cleaning products, then the idiot who thinks 20mins of washing it with bleach lmao - Do you have a can of oust in the glovebox, shampoo in the washer fluid? ;)

prob runs the thing on cillit bang. (joke, dont actually try it)

[Lew_C]

Wow - We've got the people who spend £200 on cleaning products, then the idiot who thinks 20mins of washing it with bleach lmao - Do you have a can of oust in the glovebox, shampoo in the washer fluid? ;)

nothing wrong with oust in your car, gets rid of the smell of rotting french flooded carpet :)

[Rob-6]

ive heard battery acid is good for removing brake dust

[Jorge-]

ive heard battery acid is good for removing brake dust

Oh really, I thought brake fluid helped

[Jo3fish]

Absolute psychopath.

That is all

[gazwhittle]

if you wanna wash your car with bleach please just drive it into the local swimming pool and delete your saxp account !!!!


also use a brasso and maybe a blowtorch ?

[saxo_ron]

and he calls me tight and a cheapskate for not giving him 9.50 and screenwash lol.

well you kinda are if your making your mate use bleach cos you wont give him money you owe him....

The kids clearly retarded like so dont blame you too much

[adamm]

prob runs the thing on cillit bang. (joke, dont actually try it)

that cracked me up bigtime. the boy probs would try it lol

[wadoryu]

nothing wrong with oust in your car, gets rid of the smell of rotting french flooded carpet :)

iv got tesco version of oust in my car lovely

[Elliott]

well you kinda are if your making your mate use bleach cos you wont give him money you owe him....

The kids clearly retarded like so dont blame you too much

aint down to me
he could afford car wash just got prioritys mixed up i think