Has someone in a corsa drove past you and ....

[LewisR]

as title , has someone (usually an ugly teenager) ever drove towards you in a Sh*te corsa thats usually a 1.0 and because theyve seen u walking down the street the belt it in what can usually be 2nd gear with a smirk on their face?

someone just did that up our street so i just thought wan*er but rather than say it under my breath i displayed this with a hand signal , he must of been pushing about 60Mph by the time he reached me so as the bigman he u turned it and pulled up along side me and replied "what did you just F*cking do?" i said get out of your car and ill show you

he got out walked over so i just gripped him and said you drive like that down our street again and ill snap your F*cking legs off " needless to say he didnt know what to reply with only "sorry mate" i let go of his throat and pushed him back towards his car .

its not something im proud of but the houses in my street are occupied by mainly OAp's and young mums with little ones so what on earth is the point in this? just to show off so i just snapped it puts everyone in stupid danger for no reason , plus the fact that we all know come up against our saxo's on here they wouldnt have much of a smirk for long ;)

sorry dont know what i posted this just still adrenaline rushing still so wound me up :(

[Lancek]

fair play :)

about the saxo bit at the end though lets discard ;)

[GurjSagoo]

good on you mate, i would have done the same

[PSPDan]

Fuck that if he'd pulled up along side me I would've apologised for being so rude and ran away.

[imDan]

this them by any chance ?

Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U66z1CeyKsk)

[Alanapone]

:y:Good lad.:y:

[Manu]

Had that idiot once, tailgating me over 5 miles. I assume he was irritated as i was doing 55 in a 60. Arrived in town, I went this way and he went the other way. What do you know, 2 minutes later he's back like a bullet and recognised me, he was flashing full beams, giving it large on the horn etc.

So I stopped the car sideways to block the road completely, got out and went "what". He took off like savage, wheelspin plus sidewalk. The twat must have killed at least one wheel on the kerb.

About the corsa 1.0 drivers, they usually crash at some point.

[brogan5050]

this them by any chance ?

Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U66z1CeyKsk)

loving the 16 valve vinyl.

[LewisR]

lol , thanks for the replies thought i was gonna get roasted , its just not on the way it goes about , and for the reason its a corsa says enough theres loads of us saxo owners around here and none seem to drive like dickheads its only the corsa lot and seems like the worse the car is they more stupid they drive they must really think their spinning a ferrari modena or sumthin just winds me up if he'd of back chatted at that point go knows what id of done its just not on theres no need for it

[Viper]

well done, did it make you feel big and clever?

If he has anything about him you could be facing a common assault charge :y:

[Joe_89]

Ah jeez,another Saxo drivers vs Corsa drivers thread.

*yawn*

[LewisR]

well done, did it make you feel big and clever?

i think your just pushing that reply to be unique? does it sound like im presenting it that way?

i wouldnt wish anyones life in danger because of some idiot behind a steering wheel but maybe when it happens in front of you one day you'll understand why.

as for the last part i look forward to giving the judge reasons behind my actions

[LewisR]

well done, did it make you feel big and clever?

i think your just pushing that reply to be unique? does it sound like im presenting it that way?

i wouldnt wish anyones life in danger because of some idiot behind a steering wheel but maybe when it happens in front of you one day you'll understand why.

as for the last part i look forward to giving the judge reasons behind my actions

[Lozza_vtr]

I would be careful, the next person you do it to could be carrying a gun or knife.

The world is a pretty messed up place these days.

[Elliott]

Your best off just to leave them to it, as Lozza_vtr said you never know who your saying stuff to, you may think its okay to grab them and tell them how it is as it is the wrong thing to do but you would have been fucked if they pulled a knife out on you.

The joke would have been on you!

[Viper]

trying to be unique? nah not at all.

But I read it as you trying to look big and clever in front of the guy in the corsa.

there was no need to assault him was there? just call him a prick like most others will, or ignore it?

[leeds_182]

I dont get impressed by stuff like this.

You are making an obscene gesture in public and then assaulting someone, swearing and threatening further violence.

He may be acting like a cock in his car but you could say you were as well?

[djmartin]

I dont get impressed by stuff like this.

You are making an obscene gesture in public and then assaulting someone, swearing and threatening further violence.

He may be acting like a cock in his car but you could say you were as well?

very true.

what you did there want to smart what IF the lad had a knife? what IF the lad had a gun? this day and age its not a case of IF its a case of WHEN!. for all you know he could now have someone after you. i.e getting a bit of payback. there are plenty of muppets out there dont make yourself look like one of them......... okies!

you would have been better off saying something daft like My dads a copper or my mates dads a copper i've just sent him a txt with your number plate details so you should be soon getting done for reckless and dangerous driving. hope you have been driving longer then two years.


that alone would have shit the lad up loads.

[tom130691]

did anyone die? no!
chances are he wont have anyone after you and if he has a gun surely he would be in a bwm :P
i say good lad, the fact it was a corsa doesnt mean anything there is many people the do this various other cars smaller engined saxo/clio ect

[GingeVTS]

all good comments but what if 1 of our children or little borther or sister was playing on the street and some prick, young or not, shit car or not, came rallying up the street every 1 of us would have something to say!!!

[brogan5050]

this is just getting stupid now imo.

[shayne_vtr]

haha ive had this lol and the new sayin around us for some reason is 'do you no who i am' lol on this occation i did lol so i said i do actually ur craig horne his face dropped and as he stuttered a response i said hmm i think its you who should be careful who u tlk to in future hahaha and he spun off, he had a puno turbo tho not a corsaghini lol

[djmartin]

did anyone die? no!
chances are he wont have anyone after you and if he has a gun surely he would be in a bwm :P
i say good lad, the fact it was a corsa doesnt mean anything there is many people the do this various other cars smaller engined saxo/clio ect

no of course no one did. but the matter of the fact is. it can happen! people seem to engage there mouth or there body before there brains and not think of the percussions of taking such actions!

^^^^^

AND THAT IS FACT!!!!!!!

[9Freedman9]

Ohhh dear, people saying that he was being just as stupid. I urge you to say the same when some prick is running down your kids etc. Well done mate.

[Viper]

fact is it?

lets see the factual evidence

[tom130691]

tbh if he goes to the police with common assault they will probably laugh him out as he sound like a person they will know and not get on with very well he also has no witness's ect

yes there are some dick that will pull a nife but those kind of people tend to be in some ones car or walking due no having the money and having resort to crimes ect

[djmartin]

well done, did it make you feel big and clever?

If he has anything about him you could be facing a common assault charge :y:

there is the facts if you wish viper you said it yorself ;).

one of the things could be the lad has a brain and he could be done for assault. (most probs wont tho)

so as I said some people dont engage there brain first!

i've had it down my street before people thought i was blasting it down the road in the skyline. I got that pissed at some of the people I told them to stand outside there actual house I drove past at my normal speed of 20mph but because its that loud it sounds like its goin fast (so they assume). I then got out the car and said ok what speed was I doing then. the results was amazing some said 40 some said 30 only one person got close and said I was doing 22-25ish. I have not had a single complaint since as I basicly made around 8 fully grown adults with there children around them look like idiots. even more so when I then took two of the adults kids in the car for a quick drive up and down the road! the kids was smiling and loved hearing the car, the perants felt utter t**ts.

I ask everyone who reads this to try that test with your mates you will be suprised how many cant pradict the speed they are seeing you do.

[Saxomatic]

this them by any chance ?

Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U66z1CeyKsk)

Genius

[MARTYN19588]

i do it all the time. like to show off my 16 valve's y0. kinda with viper on this one tho. if it bothered you that much call the police or something insted of having the chance of getting charged

[Mieran]

I do it all the time.

But I carry a shank with me all the time, so if some fool was to every disrespect me I just get the piece out and poke them.

[Cammy]

umberlibable

yeah unfortunetly i do, but i always get taunted on the roads when my sax was modified by other small hatchbacks speeding down the road :/

[LewisR]

i agree , but also about both sides , no its not big and clever , in my job i see enough people trying to be big and clever which has ended in a young lad getting stabbed when i was working one not ive seen it first hand it is a real eye opener , but in instance its not how it seemed , the lad who i gripped id seen many a time but just today something made me take it further , i know if any of my little cousins and nephews got hit by some idiot in a car trying to show me what 2nd gear sounds like i know id of had more to say

he knew i wasnt being big or clever and he knew why i did it he had no reply because he knew he was showing off in the first place , like i said im not here to get superman comments just somewhere to vent thats all

[wadoryu]

i would have done the same thing mate you should be proud of keeping your streets safe from nobbers in a corsa

[LewisR]

lol i love your avatar wadoryu and thanks :)

[Viper]

whats your job then? enlighten me oh holy one

[Mieran]

whats your job then? enlighten me oh holy one

stabist

[James106]

stabist

You hiring ?

[MARTYN19588]

stabist

repped :y:

[Mieran]

PM for prices.

And before you ask, no, I don't offer discount on multiple purchases.

[LewisR]

i work for o2 during mon to fri 9.5 like anyone else , and i work with security in some of the night clubs on fri night and satday just to make some extra money whilst im modding my saxo :) , but it wasnt a career i wished for but i did the training in college and the money is coming in handy doing up my car

[wardy123]

well done mate, you done well. pricks everywhere, he had to be a chav tho, bet he was

[Dave-B]

nice one mate, theres so many chavs round my area with 1.0 red corsas which they stole of their mum and they only spend there doll money on 6" back boxes and subs from halfords

[LewisR]

he had to be a chav tho, bet he was

lol well i wasnt paying an awful lot of attention but he was one of those who wore white tenis pumps and a practically see through v neck blouse one of those who thought ever girl wanted him and his car if you understand what i mean

well done mate, you done well. pricks everywhere, he had to be a chav tho, bet he was


lol all too true my friend

[Ashleyp]

It's always funny when saxo owners forget the saxo is the biggest chav wagon going

[Viper]

as if someone got stabbed in O2!! :panic:

[MARTYN19588]

It's always funny when saxo owners forget the saxo is the biggest chav wagon going

:hug: everyone so quick to jump on the corsa bandwagon (not saying you are) this type of shit happens in most small hatches with smaller engines

[Ashleyp]

:hug: everyone so quick to jump on the corsa bandwagon (not saying you are) this type of shit happens in most small hatches with smaller engines

exactly

i own my car because i like it
corsa owners buy theirs because they like it.
end of the day, the majority of small hatches are owned by old women or chavs. just need get on with it and not worry :)

[foreverwelsh]

gd on you buddy

[LewisR]

as if someone got stabbed in O2!!

haha you'll be suprised my friend , have you ever heard a o2 customer service agent?
(im not one by the way)

[MARTYN19588]

haha you'll be suprised my friend , have you ever heard a o2 secret agent?


:panic:

[ReecePuG106]

id tell em to fuck off but i wouldnt touch em unless they went for me or did sumat to my car, that way any witnesses would be on my side and you still get to express your anger (Y)

[LewisR]

i know how you mean bud , either way its done now what ever happens ill just tell the truth whether i was right or wrong

[Viper]

haha you'll be suprised my friend , have you ever heard a o2 customer service agent?
(im not one by the way)

HAHA, yeah ive had to deal with them too often. which resulted in a complaint email and a free N86 ;)

[LewisR]

lol i bet luckily i just fix the computers they look at when telling you your bills overdue haha , n86 is good handset theyre still in huge demand despite being an older model

[Azza-VTR]

Now that wasn't clever was it - that bloke could of had a knife or something and seriously fooked you up or even of killed you - don't be a hot head about that sort of shit - its their licence there risking and sonner or later the guy will get seriously hurt or die!