Police

[sam1992]

Was on my way home tonight when the police came up behind me, i was doin exactly 30 and the guys right up my arse then goes on the wrong side of the road and overtakes me (no sirens or anything) gets infront of me and then slows to 30. Whats the point! :wall:

[vahcaton]

Was on my way home tonight when the police came up behind me, i was doin exactly 30 and the guys right up my arse then goes on the wrong side of the road and overtakes me (no sirens or anything) gets infront of me and then slows to 30. Whats the point of this thread! :wall:

finished it off for you..

[shayne_vtr]

to be honest wen im behind a car underpowered to mine i overtake them reason being I CAN

boosted 16v ftw

[MARTYN19588]

to be honest wen im behind a car underpowered to mine i overtake them reason being I CAN

boosted 16v ftw


hero..

[Dom]

to be honest wen im behind a car underpowered to mine i overtake them reason being I CAN

boosted 16v ftw

:n:

That is all.

[Viper]

Thank you for telling me that :y:

[Ryan]

to be honest wen im behind a car underpowered to mine i overtake them reason being I CAN

boosted 16v ftw

lol OMG what a hero.

[Carlvtr88]

finished it off for you..

what was the point in a smarmy remark lol ? Isnt this forum about experiences and discussion ? Then people just become RUDE !

[shayne_vtr]

:n:

That is all.

must be hard driving an 8v hahaha

[Dom]

must be hard driving an 8v hahaha

shayne_vtr
Regular Poster
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: chesterfield
Posts: 317
Car(s): SAXO VTR POSI BLUE MK1 (98)

I don't get it? Have I missed something here?

[shayne_vtr]

yh i dont do the whole progress thread thing maybe i should wen its done

[MARTYN19588]

innit blud. u gunna tell us wen its dun?

[Heliosphan]

to be honest wen im behind a car underpowered to mine i overtake them reason being I CAN

boosted 16v ftw


Are you wanking off about this in your avatar pic?

[shayne_vtr]

Are you wanking off about this in your avatar pic?

haha you no!!!

waiting on an aem managment system then it will be running sweet thanx to my mate dave from nitro perfomance!!! will run it shortly before rippin the front end off and spaceframing it to take double wishbone suspension so i can get my struts peeking through the hood!!! ive got a portfolio of all the engine building etc so might do a progress thread if i can be arsed hahaha

[b0t13]

get it done so we can see, ull probally need to make a RIP thread for when it blows up too :P as alot of tubby saxos dont seem to last long for some reason ;)

[beau_4076]

must be hard driving an 8v hahaha

must be hard driving a 16v hahahha

[MARTYN19588]

1.0 12v ftw!!

[shayne_vtr]

i have pics of the extensive welding i needed to do on both sills the boot floor wer ther battery USED to sit under the ecu under the fuse box and on the c pillars dont you just love saxo's in the words of gordon ramsey 1 bag of shit,grind back rust, shaper your shit load of steel plate,weld for 2 days clean the welds zinc spray prime paint one saxo with no holes DONE!

[shayne_vtr]

must be hard driving a 16v hahahha

ledgend

[MR_N]

Added to favourites so i can relive the lol's of this thread even when its locked and dead

[MR_N]

haha you no!!!

waiting on an aem managment system then it will be running sweet thanx to my mate dave from nitro perfomance!!! will run it shortly before rippin the front end off and spaceframing it to take double wishbone suspension so i can get my struts peeking through the hood!!! ive got a portfolio of all the engine building etc so might do a progress thread if i can be arsed hahaha

Sorry to keep steering this usefull topic off topic. HOWEVER.... Can you please explain why you see a need for spaceframing a saxo? And what type of struts are you using for it to take double wishbone's?
Also why do you want your suspension poking out the bonnet?
Please tell me as its such a sick idea.




blud

[MARTYN19588]

is it gonna be able to do this to?? i like the boiling kettle effect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zNfX7IMvvA

[gazwhittle]

haha you no!!!

waiting on an aem managment system then it will be running sweet thanx to my mate dave from nitro perfomance!!! will run it shortly before rippin the front end off and spaceframing it to take double wishbone suspension so i can get my struts peeking through the hood!!! ive got a portfolio of all the engine building etc so might do a progress thread if i can be arsed hahaha

i got a new coil pack fitted 4 cylinders FTW :D

[Mr_X]

some cops are c*nts.

Example;

The other day in a very busy high street an undercover audi RS(something) must have been doing upwards of 70mph. That is stupid and for no reason is that acceptable as people had to run out of the way, my inner chav surfaced, I couldnt help but do the wanker sign.

[Pieface]

is it gonna be able to do this to?? i like the boiling kettle effect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zNfX7IMvvA

Nowhere near as good as this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n44NfLR7H_U&feature=related

I did lol.

[-shuggles-]

combat kit - fail

[MARTYN19588]

Nowhere near as good as this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n44NfLR7H_U&feature=related

I did lol.hmmm i think mine beats yours :homme: hahaa, happy new new year tbh

[blackie_2k5]

shayne_vtr
Regular Poster
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: chesterfield
Posts: 317
Car(s): SAXO VTR POSI BLUE MK1 (98)

I don't get it? Have I missed something here?

sorry mister shayne but this is a legendary quote!!! vtr ftw or not in your case, but hey up for the 16v conversion....mass awaiting the 16v tubby....just need to get a t shirt conversion nu kidda!!

[shayne_vtr]

hahaha. spaceframing it because its awesome,poking the struts through the top yet again because its awesome,we are fabricating the wishbone set up our selves modeled on the set up a nitro rc car has the coilovers are yet to be decided but steering towards a set of procomp9000 off a landy purely for the stroke on them ther not for handling ther for looks as it goes up the strip

[blackie_2k5]

but surely for going up the strip you'd want reduced weight and aero- dynamics or am i missing something here!

[shayne_vtr]

im not going mad with the drag theme just wanna have fun at the pod and look good whilst im bobbin around town lol

[blackie_2k5]

short small hatch wit strut through the bonnet is not my "cuppa" but each to their own etc... it is a new world...or so they keep saying haha

[KINGVTS]

saxo owners FTL

[MR_N]

hahaha. spaceframing it because its awesome,poking the struts through the top yet again because its awesome,we are fabricating the wishbone set up our selves modeled on the set up a nitro rc car has the coilovers are yet to be decided but steering towards a set of procomp9000 off a landy purely for the stroke on them ther not for handling ther for looks as it goes up the strip

So you have no knowledge of how spaceframing works, or why its implemented into big power cars to reduce chassis stress and twisting.

Erm Struts poking out your bonnet is "awesome" is it? hmmm i prefer to keep my suspension under the body rather than through it, as does most of the world or anyone who knows there fair share of car dynamics.

And im sorry did you just say your copying the setup on a nitro rc car??!!!!! While your at it i got a little corgi car here you can use if you need some suspension ideas.

Are you a fucking retard? Or are you rem?

IF your spending all this money to make you car look "good" in your eyes then go for it, but expect it to blow up quite soon.

why not do your fucking research before thinking you and your mate dave know everything there is to know about cars. Because just jumping in with not a brain cell between you only puts your life and others in danger but stops you getting abused on a public forum for copying the suspension setup on a nitro rc car.

/thread

[MARTYN19588]

http://www.rc-web.at/testberichte/auto/sprintgti/saxo03.jpg

[MR_N]

http://www.rc-web.at/testberichte/auto/sprintgti/saxo03.jpg

Ahh now i see what your aiming for. Would be cheaper just to buy that i think

[SneakyVTR]

Are you a fucking retard? Or are you rem?

I won't quote the whole of your massive post because its epic long but is it really necessary to f#!%$&^& at him? Let him carry on and get featured on barry boys if its that bad. Surely there are far better things to be concentrating your anger on to get some form of change in the world?

[GoochyBoy]

saxo owners FTL

You still here?
If being a saxo owner is so bad...why are you posting on a saxo owner enthusiast site?
Twat?

[MARTYN19588]

You still here?
If being a saxo owner is so bad...why are you posting on a saxo owner enthusiast site?
Twat?

he's addicted to the 16v y0

[Manu]

saxo owners FTL

You got your moonboots on ? It's snowing out there.

[MR_N]

I won't quote the whole of your massive post because its epic long but is it really necessary to f#!%$&^& at him? Let him carry on and get featured on barry boys if its that bad. Surely there are far better things to be concentrating your anger on to get some form of change in the world?

I do appologise for the language used in my post but it does annoy me when people come onto the forum and firstly make stupid comments about people driving 8v's. And secondly when him and his mate dave obviously know soo much about suspension and settign up a car that they copy a nitro rc car for inspiration.
Can you imagine what this car will be like if it gets finished? I can imagine it will be very unsafe and probely put his own life in danger aswell as other road users. Its what give saxo owners the bad names they have.

[manta]

http://www.rc-web.at/testberichte/auto/sprintgti/saxo03.jpg

This is a bad idea lol copying a model rc car which due 2 it having suspension like he describes id imagine its a monster truck.

Maybe he's goin for the "my rs200 style suspension is bursting out of my bonnet" look.

Might do it to my 1.1 power house be so sik get all da galdem down at maccy's car park!

[Heliosphan]

Everyone has a mate called "Dave".

The only problem is, "Dave" is usually a retarded buffoon!

[shayne_vtr]

look mate at what point av i told you wat to do with ur car. . . . . o ye i havent,and if u must no dave no''s quite a bit as he has his own tutorial section in the japanese performance mag and has a 600hp civic sat at home so i think he could no a thing or two you cock.just remember, elton john drives an 8v

[shayne_vtr]

*********MR_Nob********* think u misspelt ur avatar

[MR_N]

look mate at what point av i told you wat to do with ur car. . . . . o ye i havent,and if u must no dave no''s quite a bit as he has his own tutorial section in the japanese performance mag and has a 600hp civic sat at home so i think he could no a thing or two you cock.just remember, elton john drives an 8v

Dude i know i got annoyed at you because you seem to know nothing, and i stick by this as i still think your reply with "coz its awesome" is a tad moronic but ok.
Fair play do what you like with your car. Actually post up some pics please. If what your saying is true then fair play.
But why does a car journalist / tuner want to help you extract 4105506881161bhp from your saxo and weld your suspension to your bonnet?


Oh and my mate dave is going to put a bugatti engine in mine and fit uber duber coilovers to my roof to lower the centre of gravity. He's writes for a korean tuning magazine and has a 900bhp lada on his drive. Should be a good project

See anyone can lie on the interweb.

*********MR_Nob********* think u misspelt ur avatar

Oh shit my avatar is spelled wro...... Wait theres no words in my avatar :wacko:
My UserName however is actually spelt right. And yes the n does obviously stand for nob. Sorry if you mis-understood this before.

[Ashleyp]

look mate at what point av i told you wat to do with ur car. . . . . o ye i havent,and if u must no dave no''s quite a bit as he has his own tutorial section in the japanese performance mag and has a 600hp civic sat at home so i think he could no a thing or two you cock.just remember, elton john drives an 8v

*********MR_Nob********* think u misspelt ur avatar

Have you read your own retarded use of English?

[Chr15]

isnt illegal to have sharp objects coming from the car, hence bumpers etc?

[Phsyco_Paff]

This is the most failed police thread i have ever seen :homme:

Please Fuck off

[shayne_vtr]

Have you read your own retarded use of English?

misspelt is actually a correct spelling so id do a spellcheck before i open my mouth next time or u look a fool

[Ashleyp]

misspelt is actually a correct spelling so id do a spellcheck before i open my mouth next time or u look a fool

I took the liberty of highlighting the next quotes large ammount of bad use of language and grammar.

look mate at what point av i told you wat to do with ur car. . . . . o ye i havent,and if u must no dave no''s quite a bit as he has his own tutorial section in the japanese performance mag and has a 600hp civic sat at home so i think he could no a thing or two you cock.just remember, elton john drives an 8v

and yet it's me who looks like a fool?

[shayne_vtr]

why not take the liberty of blowin me

[Chr15]

oh come on, even 10 year olds have better come backs than that :homme:

[Ashleyp]

why not take the liberty of blowin me

It seems your attempts of proving your lack of intelligence are working well.

[shayne_vtr]

lack of intelligence? was u not intelligent enough to find the s2000 forum?

[Ashleyp]

lack of intelligence? was u not intelligent enough to find the s2000 forum?

I'd attend school once in a while if i were you ;)

you are quite simply a retard judging by the comments in this thread

[gaz4399]

what an epic fail of a thread tbh

[bfc2dabone]

but surely for going up the strip you'd want reduced weight and aero- dynamics or am i missing something here!

he's going to be pulling a caravan mate

[GoochyBoy]

My UserName however is actually spelt right. And yes the n does obviously stand for nob. Sorry if you mis-understood this before.

"Nob" Actually begins with a K"nob" therefore not only did he incorrectly accuse you of mis-spelling and not succesfully understand what a username + avatar is but he doesnt even know how to spell something that is alledgedly on his own body.

[dannyboy2005]

I'd attend school once in a while if i were you ;)

you are quite simply a retard judging by the comments in this thread

Shane is hench btw. (And quite sexy considering his signed up to a 'lads forum' :homme:)

[blackie_2k5]

ahahaha i LOVE this thread.....some serious shit going on in here.... i couldlnt dignify the comments with the utter disrespect it needed..... but others have done, and done so to a very high quality i might add.
good luck with the most pointless saxo in the world....

[SneakyVTR]

James or other mods you may as well just lock this..

[dannyboy2005]

As some may say

IBTL!

[MR_N]

Im surprised to see this thread still open. Even after i pm'd certain mods to draw their attention to it.

I also feel the need to shut up in this thread now. I've said my 2p and i think everyone else can see him for what he is. Some comebacks and posts in this thread have been legenedary though.
Happy new year sax-p!

[-shuggles-]

it seems to me that this saxo is all bull, if somebody had done alot of work to there car they would no doubt want to share via 'le thread'

[GoochyBoy]

my penis isn't errect :(

[RichM]

Lol at this epic fail thread...
IBTL TBH

[-shuggles-]

i would sa its full of epic lawlz:homme:

[MARTYN19588]

best thread i have seen for a while :homme:

[AlexR]

Yawn...

[J222JRA]

Thread Closed!!!!!

Why do people post such complete crap!