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[23carragold]

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[Kev_Vtec]

Lmfao!!!!!!!

[Krys_23]

Whats wrong with that i do it all the time.

[Viper]

Cant blame the man for being curious...

although bugger would sugges the went for a male horse...

at least aim for some piss flaps!

[1-1dicky]

haha, now thats funny

[jamieross]

shit, its came back to haunt me............

maybe i should call the solicitor lol

[Mochachino]

There was once a guy who got sentenced for having sex with a manhole drain cover.

[Liam]

There was once a guy who got sentenced for having sex with a manhole drain cover.

I know it's wrong, but why's it illegal?

[Viper]

I know it's wrong, but why's it illegal?

probably got done for public indecency?

[nicole_]

glad i dont live in leicester, poor horse

[Krys_23]

Horse probably never felt a thing, old wrinkly shrivled cock wouldn't go far on a horse .. i'd have thought hahah.

[23carragold]

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[Saxomatic]

There was once a guy who got sentenced for having sex with a manhole drain cover.

How lonely would you have to be to do that? haha!?

''Come here beautiful...''

[JamesR]

What would he gain from it? Not being vile or trying to come across as disgusting or anything but the size of the horses genitals / anus are far far too large for his own genitals?

How lonely would you have to be to do that? haha!?

''Come here beautiful...''

I actually laughed haha

[Mochachino]

What would he gain from it? Not being vile or trying to come across as disgusting or anything but the size of the horses genitals / anus are far far too large for his own genitals?



I actualy laughed haha

Made me lol aswell.

Mate ur parsnip mus be tiny then! every mans parsnip is big enough for a horse!


Il get the man hole cover news story sec!

[JamesR]

Made me lol aswell.

Mate ur parsnip mus be tiny then! every mans parsnip is big enough for a horse!


Il get the man hole cover news story sec!

I wouldn't know the dimensions of a horses *cough* but when i was helping out in a equestrian centre at Aintree racecourse they seemed huge :panic:

[Saxo-SX]

Worth a dabble.

[Mochachino]

Sex with a bike (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/29/man-placed-on-sex-of.html)

sex with henry the hoover (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece)

i saw henry sitting there, he looked at me

cant find the pavement one!

[Saxomatic]

Haha poor old Henry.

Atleast you can clean up afterwards I guess. :y:

[Viper]

poor horse

i take it you wouldnt try anything with a horse then?

[stiffler69]

Wonder if he got any kick backs

[Liam]

probably got done for public indecency?

Makes sense.

[nicole_]

i take it you wouldnt try anything with a horse then?

hell no, although i get asked alot if i have, cus ive had 9 guy horses and 2 girls lol females are bitches.

even my 1 year old foal was HUNG too

[Sparco_Tom]

how on earth did the horse stay still long enough

[23carragold]

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[Saxomatic]

how on earth did the horse stay still long enough

A valid point.

No one seems to have sympathy for the Donkey though...

Come on, where's the love? Haha!

[23carragold]

hell no, although i get asked alot if i have, cus ive had 9 guy horses and 2 girls lol females are bitches.

even my 1 year old foal was HUNG too

This quote is full of erotica..

[stiffler69]

freddy got fingered haha reminds me of the horse scene

[Viper]

hell no, although i get asked alot if i have, cus ive had 9 guy horses and 2 girls lol females are bitches.

even my 1 year old foal was HUNG too

surely you must have been tempted

[oli208]

Jokes!!!

[Saxo-SX]

Sex with a bike (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/29/man-placed-on-sex-of.html)


He actually got put on the sex offenders reg for that? haha

But it was in private, and its only a bike!

...Sets bike on fire to remove DNA evidence

[Mochachino]

He actually got put on the sex offenders reg for that? haha

But it was in private, and its only a bike!

...Sets bike on fire to remove DNA evidence

Exactly, its like Predetar_vtr shaggin his bits of plastic called fleshlites.

[Little-Butch]

I'm suprised the Horse/Donkey didn't kick Him! Maybe He tied It down? But then He would have been done for Rape aswell as buggery aswell :L
Butch

[SAM33R]

mate if the horse or donkey turned around and buggered the bloke, he will have a broken coccyx and a ruptured rectum

[saxolenny]

it was me !! lol shsssssshh :P only jokin sayin that had a few drunken nights with burds tht looked like horse and donkeys lol :P

[djmartin]

it was me !! lol shsssssshh :P only jokin sayin that had a few drunken nights with burds tht looked like horse and donkeys lol :P

^
fkin lol that is the best sentance I have heard you say yet LMFAO epicly funny hahaha

[MattySmith]

Wonder if he got any kick backs

lmao

its pretty fucked up tho :panic:

[Johnn]

I just laughed at this. Police must be bored.

[SaxBuild]

How sick and weird can people get...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

This guy is charged with "Buggery with a horse" lol!

Anyway...sick bastard.
You never watched Animal Farm then!!!!1

[Saxomatic]

He actually got put on the sex offenders reg for that? haha

But it was in private, and its only a bike!

...Sets bike on fire to remove DNA evidence

Maybe down the swingers club one of his mates said ''yeah my mrs is a bit of a bike'' and he took that too literally.

''blimey, i've got to get myself one of those!'' :fcuk: :homme:

[endlesstimes]

Cant blame the man for being curious...

although bugger would sugges the went for a male horse...

at least aim for some piss flaps!

LMAO!!!!

[Mystic]

I wouldnt EVER stand behind a horse... Let alone with my knob up its arse...

He should be tried for attempted suicide!

[23carragold]

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[grebidge]

thats just wrong