are saxos indestructible? NO but the front bumpers are :P

[daz_zz_er]

the other night i slide my saxo bang on into a metal bollard pretty hard straight in the middle, so i got out expecting to find a huge bollard sized dent in the middle but nothing not even a scratch, i was so surprised there was no damage not even the numberplate cracked lol, anyway was speaking to a friend of mine and he said they are built like tanks lol has anyone experienced something similar about there saxo and btw i know there not inderstructible its just a joke so dont start taking the piss like everyone else :P hahaha
AND just to prove all you pisstakers wrong thanks to whoever posted this photo up, take a good look at the bumper its totally fine lmfao and when i hit the bollard it hit the bumper so obviously the bumpers are just strong lol http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=326&pictureid=2992

[-GG-]

No... i think they are far from it!! You must have been very lucky!!

[Mr_P]

Haahahahaaaaaaaaaahhahahahaahahhhhaaahahahahahahah ahahaaa
lol!

[JamesR]

Have you not read the 1000s of crashed threads in the past few months? :wacko:

[Jordysport]

PMSL, Built like tanks yeah i'd agree with that, Paper mache tanks.

[coleman258]

Indestructable? PAH ! far from, its like being in a tin can,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8PTeFDaYU&feature=PlayList&p=8EB36BDBE6506D21&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=72

Decide for yourself...

[Saamuell]

Must have been doing the perfect speed that the bumper would flex and just bounce you off.

[Chico999]

was speaking to a friend of mine and he said they are built like tanks lol

Punch your friend, he is a twat

[CHIP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8PTeFDaYU

Does it look indestructable?

[daz_zz_er]

errhhh low speed crash obviously lol it sounded like mine had a steel bumper lol if that was in my 106 the bumper would have just crumpled or atleast the numberplate cracked or smashed lol and btw i didnt mean literally indestructible hahaha

[CHIP]

errhhh low speed crash obviously lol it sounded like mine had a steel bumper lol if that was in my 106 the bumper would have just crumpled or atleast the numberplate cracked or smashed lol and btw i didnt mean literally indestructible hahaha

What? A 106 is the same car! Just with different light's etc.

[Mr_P]

They're the same s the 106. lolz

[Harv]

You sir must have definitely been drunk at the time!

[saxolenny]

Punch your friend, he is a twat

.....x2 have u seen the crashes have u seen the crash test lol

[sparky771]

HAHA is everyone else lol'ing at this bloke........

lets look at the facts....

Euro N-Cap rating - 2stars!!
in the last week ive seen about 15 crash threads, and most of them fubared!!

(thats all the facts i have.....)

the perfect speed in 5mph(ish) i found out during a slide into my dads 530 :P

[Chico999]

Did you even hit anything?

Even if you hit a bouncy castle it would make a dent :panic:

[JamesR]

Indestructable? PAH ! far from, its like being in a tin can,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8PTeFDaYU&feature=PlayList&p=8EB36BDBE6506D21&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=72

Decide for yourself...

Everytime i see that i wonder how the Saxo was allowed to be sold to the public lol

[daz_zz_er]

of course i know the 106 is the same car lol but the bumper on my 106 was flimsy as fuck and i wouldnt trust my saxo as far as i could throw it in a high speed crash i know its not indestructible but im talking about little crashes into objects

[Munzz]

A tank? I nearly wet myself!

[Mr_P]

Everytime i see that i wonder how the Saxo was allowed to be sold to the public lol

It's a 14 yr old car. 2 *'s NCAP back then was pretty much average.

[Mr_P]

of course i know the 106 is the same car lol but the bumper on my 106 was flimsy as fuck and i wouldnt trust my saxo as far as i could throw it in a high speed crash i know its not indestructible but im talking about little crashes into objects

Have you not seen the amount of saxos written off from rear ending a car, only for the other car to require a lick of paint?

[JamesR]

It's a 14 yr old car. 2 *'s NCAP back then was pretty much average.

That video is from 2000? 9 years not 14.

[daz_zz_er]

HAHA is everyone else lol'ing at this bloke........

lets look at the facts....

Euro N-Cap rating - 2stars!!
in the last week ive seen about 15 crash threads, and most of them fubared!!

(thats all the facts i have.....)

the perfect speed in 5mph(ish) i found out during a slide into my dads 530 :P
ok i think u all need to take a joke people i hit a bollard at low speed i know they are like driving in a tin can and i have seen the ncap test im just saying there was no damage to it whatsoever!

[-Alex-]

of course i know the 106 is the same car lol but the bumper on my 106 was flimsy as fuck and i wouldnt trust my saxo as far as i could throw it in a high speed crash i know its not indestructible but im talking about little crashes into objects

There totally the same basically. Saxo bumpers are flimsy as fuck. I would rather be in a tuna can than a Saxo in a crash. Really does worry me the Saxos' safety.

[Lew_C]

http://i49.tinypic.com/10xrkfo.jpg

surprising more soldiers haven't died if tanks were built like this...

[Mr_P]

That video is from 2000? 9 years not 14.

Lol, but the saxo isn't from 2000 :p

[JamesR]

Lol, but the saxo isn't from 2000 :p

Yes, but i meant that at the year 2000, the fact that they can let a car that did that badly be sold to the public is bad lol

[Chico999]

Lol, but the saxo isn't from 2000 :p

It's a mk2 mate, 2000 model

[daz_zz_er]

i wasnt the one that said they were built like tanks lol and obviously my bumper aint flimsy coz fuck all happened to it haha but i wouldnt wanna crash in my saxo and faster than 10mph coz then i would be scared!

[Mr_P]

But it was released in 1996. The mk2 is exactly the same structural wise a mk1.

Look at other cars sold up until 2004. The saxo is shit in today's standard but in it's time it was neither a failure nor a class leader.

[littleracer]

i farking loled so hard at OP post lmfaoooooooo,tanks they are not,you was just lucky

[Chico999]

Out of curiosity are VT models any safer than 1.1's?

[Mr_P]

Out of curiosity are VT models any safer than 1.1's?

Exactly the same shell underneath. So no.

Just cheaper to crash test a 1.1 i suppose.

[Chico999]

Exactly the same shell underneath. So no.

Just cheaper to crash test a 1.1 i suppose.

Aye true enough

Few extra airbags thats about it

[Mr_P]

Oh yerh. Forgot about the extra air bags. lol.

VTS' might be slightly safer. But you've got a bigger lump to smash through your bulkhead. :P

[daz_zz_er]

i farking loled so hard at OP post lmfaoooooooo,tanks they are not,you was just lucky
well i was doing under 10mph for fucks sake its not gonna do any real damage is it, all the stuff everyone is saying on here the cars have crashed at high speed and in the ncap tests and i know thats when the real damage happens and write offs!

[GoochyBoy]

i think they are more destructable tbh.
Google saxo crash....soon find the results lmaoo

[daz_zz_er]

ive already seen the results and they are shocking i saw them years ago before i even brought my saxo

[samfenna]

yes, they are commonly known as Frances answer to the hummer

[Lew_C]

yes, they are commonly known as Frances answer to the hummer

hahahahaha, brilliant :clapping:

[daz_zz_er]

yes, they are commonly known as Frances answer to the hummer
lmfao!

[RichM]

Lol at this thread.
P.S. Lay off the crack
That is all.

[daz_zz_er]

Lol at this thread.
P.S. Lay off the crack
That is all.
ok i think u need to read through the whole thread before u start loling and taking the piss!!!

[raul0]

lmao saxos are tin cans. Sometimes you can get away with it as long as your only going bout 10mph.

[admad]

afraid not i tapped into my mates one when we was messing around on ice and completely creased the side in but my 306 was perfect

[daz_zz_er]

lmao saxos are tin cans. Sometimes you can get away with it as long as your only going bout 10mph.
thankyou this is wat i mean i was only going about 10mph damn!

[RichM]

ok i think u need to read through the whole thread before u start loling and taking the piss!!!

I read the whole thread thanks and still lol'd.

[daz_zz_er]

I read the whole thread thanks and still lol'd.
ok well hope u had fun then :)

[kylesaxo]

In a nut shell NO

[daz_zz_er]

i agree in a nutshell NO obviously not haha

[AkuskaUK]

Saxos ARE indestructible!, this will just t-cut out!

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/dailypost/nov2009/4/1/pics-image-3-381547946.jpg

[Saxo-SX]

While you lads are taking the piss.

This guy is actually correct...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfL0wYwkwk

Pow

[Davo106]

My mate rolled his saxo twice and it landed on its side... Pushed it back onto wheels and carried on driving it... Cracked window and dented side was the only damage it had!

[Jordysport]

My mate rolled his saxo twice and it landed on its side... Pushed it back onto wheels and carried on driving it... Cracked window and dented side was the only damage it had!

yeah i did that to a reliant robin, but thats not anywhere near safe.

[MikeYost]

lmao tin cans are stronger


built like tanks? i actually laughed out loud

[Tom_Crx]

Saxos ARE indestructible!, this will just t-cut out!

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/dailypost/nov2009/4/1/pics-image-3-381547946.jpg
This chap only hit a bird

[AkuskaUK]

This chap only hit a bird

ahahahaha that was good :D

[saxolenny]

lol lol and lol saxos deffo not indistructable !!!

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/200926_18214.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch1.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch2.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch3.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch4.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch5.jpg

[daz_zz_er]

obviously people arent getting the right idea in this thread, lmfao at those people and whats the point in posting pics up like the ones you have when that would blatently happen to anycar if you rolled it especially small hatchbacks and no car is indestructible its a joke damnit cant u people see that, why is everyone so serious on here rofl!!

[daz_zz_er]

lol lol and lol saxos deffo not indistructable !!!

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/200926_18214.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch1.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch2.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch3.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch4.jpg

http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch5.jpg
my point exactly, LOOK at all the cars in the background, seems there not indestructible either if you roll or crash a car at some speed your gonna get bad damage its not just saxos being tin cans lol

[daz_zz_er]

While you lads are taking the piss.

This guy is actually correct...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfL0wYwkwk

Pow
thankyou lol although i think that advert is a bit exagerated lol but thanks anyway haha

[mickyfinn]

mate i think i no what your saying but the way you worded this thread your sorta asking for it mate but god damn funnest thread i ever seen i loled all the way through apart from that crash test that just sent shivers and that add thats them making getting hit by the door at high speed sound safe lol wtf !!!!

[steking25]

[QUOTE=saxolenny;3991273]lol lol and lol saxos deffo not indistructable !!!



http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch1.jpg

QUOTE]

is it just me or does this pic look like one of these? http://www.smartlease.co.uk/CITROEN%20PICASSO%2021.jpg

sorry its off topic :)

[mickyfinn]

[QUOTE=saxolenny;3991273]lol lol and lol saxos deffo not indistructable !!!



http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch1.jpg

QUOTE]

is it just me or does this pic look like one of these? http://www.smartlease.co.uk/CITROEN%20PICASSO%2021.jpg

sorry its off topic :)

yep it does lol:y:

[daz_zz_er]

mate i think i no what your saying but the way you worded this thread your sorta asking for it mate but god damn funnest thread i ever seen i loled all the way through apart from that crash test that just sent shivers and that add thats them making getting hit by the door at high speed sound safe lol wtf !!!!

i dont see how or where i worded it wrong but i didnt think people would be so dum as to actaully think they are indestructible and everyone is taking the piss saying there not and they are loling at it but no car is indestructible, im just saying go and crash another small hatchback into a bollard at the same speed i did and see wat damage u get, i got none whatsoever lol

[shayne_vtr]

insurance brokers love saxos.no one ever claimed whiplash in a saxo . . . . . they always die


saxo drivers live dangerously,half the excitement

[daz_zz_er]

insurance brokers love saxos.no one ever claimed whiplash in a saxo . . . . . they always die


saxo drivers live dangerously,half the excitement

actually lol'd at that haha true :)

[mickyfinn]

fair play mate think that was luck and placement to be fair and the wording wrong bit what i meant was are saxo indeststructable ? its a little silly corse your gonna get ppl saying loads of shit should see the shit that there writing over peoples threads that say iv just crashed (harsh beans)

[daz_zz_er]

yeah i know people obviously think i think they are indestructile, it pisses me off when people are like that i mean why bother lol and yeah suppose i was lucky must have just hit it in the right spot lol but slammed it pretty hard hahaha

[Dom]

[QUOTE=saxolenny;3991273]lol lol and lol saxos deffo not indistructable !!!



http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx263/l-e-n-n-y/ouch1.jpg

QUOTE]

is it just me or does this pic look like one of these? http://www.smartlease.co.uk/CITROEN%20PICASSO%2021.jpg

sorry its off topic :)

I think this was caused by someone closing their door a bit hard, damn french cars.

[daz_zz_er]

[QUOTE=steking25;3992006]

I think this was caused by someone closing their door a bit hard, damn french cars.
well obviously everyone else closed there door a bit hard ehhhhhhhhh

[mickyfinn]

[QUOTE=steking25;3992006]

I think this was caused by someone closing their door a bit hard, damn french cars.

nooooooo you got it all wrong its a cripaled transformer:y:

[daz_zz_er]

lmfao yeah its just a saxo transformer faking its death haha for some reason

[mickyfinn]

and the funniest thing is someone blacked out the numberplates is that so the insurance company cant see it lol

[daz_zz_er]

lol i think its pretty much fucked now, and omg do u know wat ive just realised look at the bumper hahhahaha still in shape lmfao see i told u they were indestructible haha, when i hit the bollard it hit my bumper see the bumpers must be pretty strong lol

[mickyfinn]

yeah thats it lol rest of car is fucked lol bet maty is well glad that bumpers ok only bit he can sell lol 1200 pound bumper anyone gotta make his money back some how :)

[daz_zz_er]

so i have now concluded the front bumper is indestructible lol cant believe i didnt notice it sooner lol theres not a scratch on the bumper haha

[daz_zz_er]

if u notice aswell the whole engine has moved back but the bumper has just stayed in the same place, no wonder there was no damage when i hit the bollard its coz it hit the bumper haha

[mickyfinn]

yep so remember people out there the day we discovered that a saxo will be fine if you hit the front bumper for the rest of the car there is duck tape lol

[mickyfinn]

bet the cars streched a foot lol

[daz_zz_er]

lol im glad i proved all the pisstakers wrong now they can go politely suck on there own words or something else lmfao

[D--R--E--W]

I have had a couple front end smashes in my saxo and never has the front bumper been badly damaged. One of the said crashes was on the motorway at around 60mph in the rain into another car and the only damage was a crack at the top left hand clip although the car got rit off due to dents and shiz costing more than the car to repair

[mickyfinn]

lol dude anyhow im off take it easy and no bumpercars get it hahaha :)

[daz_zz_er]

lol dude anyhow im off take it easy and no bumpercars get it hahaha :)
see ya later m8 its tempting now i know my bumper is indestructible :P

[daz_zz_er]

I have had a couple front end smashes in my saxo and never has the front bumper been badly damaged. One of the said crashes was on the motorway at around 60mph in the rain into another car and the only damage was a crack at the top left hand clip although the car got rit off due to dents and shiz costing more than the car to repair
lol do u know why there so strong hahah weird?

[D--R--E--W]

not got a clue mate but seriously i have never fully smashed a bumper even tho i have rit off 2 cars

[daz_zz_er]

lol so i had nothing to worry about whatsoever hitting the bollard at like 10mph lol that was a pussy speed for the bumper ROFL

[djmartin]

so I aint looked through this whole thread but let me guess someone has said teh following

needs lowering
use T-cut

if so your a bellend LOL


@ thread No car is indistructable, all depends on the situation and how the accident accures!

[mickyfinn]

so I aint looked through this whole thread but let me guess someone has said teh following

needs lowering
use T-cut

if so your a bellend LOL


@ thread No car is indistructable, all depends on the situation and how the accident accures!

hahahaha:fcuk:

[daz_zz_er]

so I aint looked through this whole thread but let me guess someone has said teh following

needs lowering
use T-cut

if so your a bellend LOL


@ thread No car is indistructable, all depends on the situation and how the accident accures!
yh mate ive figured its just the front bumper lol coz thats where i hit the car and if you look at the pic on the first page the bumper is totally fine and the rest of the car is crumpled lol

[steking25]

just a quick point to make... you said the bumper was fine.... did you check the rest of the car after hitting the bollard at 10mph? and you arent writing this from the other side are you :)

[mickyfinn]

lol yeah never thought about that lol

[Lewis1600]

Some one reversed into my saxo.. couldnt of been more then 10mph 'cause of where id parked.. but it needed a new :

Bonnet
Slam Panel
Headlight
Bumper re shaping
Rad
Fan
Wing

So Its a NO in big bald writing that should font 72 with stars and flashy colours around it. :)

[daz_zz_er]

i checked underneath and the radiator was fine and everything else

[RichM]

so i have now concluded the front bumper is indestructible lol cant believe i didnt notice it sooner lol theres not a scratch on the bumper haha

You should consider changing the title to "Are Saxo bumpers indestructible?" instead then eh? because that pic shows a Saxo itself isn't indestructible lol..

[AshKeeble]

I have just read through 5 pages of absolute shite. What a waste of time. Everyone knows that saxos aren't indestructable.

And i'm surprised at 10mph this wasn't another "just wrote my car off" thread.

[kieron6]

my bumper hit a towbar and fell off, so did my fan and radiator. badtimess!

[mickyfinn]

my bumper hit a towbar and fell off, so did my fan and radiator. badtimess!

lol thats a epic fail :y:

[daz_zz_er]

my bumper hit a towbar and fell off, so did my fan and radiator. badtimess!

shame u havent got an indestructible bumper :P

[daz_zz_er]

I have just read through 5 pages of absolute shite. What a waste of time. Everyone knows that saxos aren't indestructable.

And i'm surprised at 10mph this wasn't another "just wrote my car off" thread.

well obviously some peoples bumpers are pretty strong especially that one in the first picture considering the rest of the car theres no damage to the bumper haha

[littleracer]

daz your a prick!simplez.

you asked are saxos indestructable.everyone whos got galf a brain said no.you didnt like that.

at 10mph there should only be bumper and minor panel damage.
stop having a go at people who disagree with what you think|!

[tom130691]

mine was a tank aswell

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq180/tom130691/Photo-0067.jpg

all done by deformable twigs

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq180/tom130691/Photo-0068.jpg

[littleracer]

lol @ tom

[LSOfreak]

tbf when i had a hit, i left a lovely dent in the car in front, was a fair hit, get out to find a tiny crack :)

[daz_zz_er]

daz your a prick!simplez.

you asked are saxos indestructable.everyone whos got galf a brain said no.you didnt like that.

at 10mph there should only be bumper and minor panel damage.
stop having a go at people who disagree with what you think|!

so you actually think i think saxos are indestructible, if you do then i think your the one with half a brain tbh ROFL its a joke i know theyre not indestructible of course theyre not, infact no car is indestructible haha

[littleracer]

so you actually think i think saxos are indestructible, if you do then i think your the one with half a brain tbh ROFL its a joke i know theyre not indestructible of course theyre not, infact no car is indestructible haha

well actually your not sure wether they are or not,thats why you askd 'are saxos indestructable'!

if that is the funniest joke you can come up with then your sad....oh you gotta love sax-p with these noobies these days

[daz_zz_er]

well actually your not sure wether they are or not,thats why you askd 'are saxos indestructable'!

if that is the funniest joke you can come up with then your sad....oh you gotta love sax-p with these noobies these days
i know theyre not indestructible lol do you think ive never seen a saxo crashed haha, i was just making a joke because mine handled it pretty well, well the bumper did anyway haha...... oh you gotta love sax-p with these cant take a joke way to serious people these days

[littleracer]

i know theyre not indestructible lol do you think ive never seen a saxo crashed haha, i was just making a joke because mine handled it pretty well, well the bumper did anyway haha...... oh you gotta love sax-p with these cant take a joke way to serious people these days

oh hahahahahaha that is joke of the year,your bumper handled it very welll,omg iam on the floor......no.this thread is fail.tbh a sponge cake could handle a crash at ten mph better......noobfAiL

[daz_zz_er]

oh hahahahahaha that is joke of the year,your bumper handled it very welll,omg iam on the floor......no.this thread is fail.tbh a sponge cake could handle a crash at ten mph better......noobfAiL
welll obviously a sponge cake couldnt because there was no damage to the front of my car whatsoever, i mean i hit a metal bollard and nothing happened, and a few people have now said theyre bumpers are pretty strong and the first pic just totally proves that, maybe not all people bumpers are as strong but obviously mines a strong one ahaha

[-shuggles-]

there mode of cheese:fcuk: 1 fluffy sheep wrecked mine and it walked away fine, until i got a hold of it;):homme:

[daz_zz_er]

there mode of cheese:fcuk: 1 fluffy sheep wrecked mine and it walked away fine, until i got a hold of it;):homme:

what kinda cheese :P

[-shuggles-]

its a rare make called Bell cheese;) haha

[mickyfinn]

lol this thread makes me laugh people on here get so pretective of what they say :)

[Lewis1600]

welll obviously a sponge cake couldnt because there was no damage to the front of my car whatsoever, i mean i hit a metal bollard and nothing happened, and a few people have now said theyre bumpers are pretty strong and the first pic just totally proves that, maybe not all people bumpers are as strong but obviously mines a strong one ahaha


Yeah the first pics shows that the car has had side/roof impact where as the front hasnt..

If you look the headlights are ok aswell does it mean they're also "indestructible" ??

Bumper on my car is Fwcked!

[daz_zz_er]

Yeah the first pics shows that the car has had side/roof impact where as the front hasnt..

If you look the headlights are ok aswell does it mean they're also "indestructible" ??

Bumper on my car is Fwcked!
well surely the bumper must have had some impact when the rest of the car is looking like it is the bumper must have been hit man

[MrAdaam]

I'm surprised you aren't dead if thats how your car turned out.

Are you trying to tell everyone to aim for head-ons if they think they are going to crash?

[daz_zz_er]

I'm surprised you aren't dead if thats how your car turned out.

Are you trying to tell everyone to aim for head-ons if they think they are going to crash?

thats not my car in the first pic m8 i think you need to read through the whole thread before u start chatting bare waffle cakes