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danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:28
how come female coppers are dam hot but they dont half hate men. any one else noticed this.

D--R--E--W
10th January 2010, 11:28
agreed mate

LeeBBH
10th January 2010, 11:28
Lol agreed!

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:29
you had many run ins with them

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 11:31
lol agreed apart from one time i pulled one after she pulled me :)

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:32
what a legend

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 11:34
dont no why i did it just sorta hapened i had her number on some paperwork for ages lol

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:36
so you just rang her and asked her out that could have been a bad move

sax-dan
10th January 2010, 11:37
did you ever text her?

Kev_Vtec
10th January 2010, 11:37
some nice female coppers around this way :) she could pull me anyday ;)

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 11:38
no didnt bother mate 21 year old boy racer dating a 24 year old police officer ddnt work met up once utter fail lol

0790hooper
10th January 2010, 11:38
She can nick me whenever

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:40
lol now you are on her hit list getting harased for everything

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:42
i got done for indecent exposure only because there was a female copper. i mean if someone asked you to put ya little tommy away in mid flow what would your reply be.

swampy
10th January 2010, 11:43
We have one at work that is a special!
Damn fine she is.

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 11:46
gotta admit she was buff and should of tried harder but still text now and then face book and all even went paintballing with the met police force that was fun shot all those little piggies lol :)

Dom
10th January 2010, 11:46
Id say I had a gun in my trousers, strip search please thankyou :) haha

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 11:52
to be fair it was well scarey at first imagine surrounded by police half u been errested by for having weed on me and they all got guns but it was wicked got properly stuck in there and had a great day and those met police cant shoot for poo lol helped me out with the getting pulled over front as well i just get waves now until i moved

KINGVTS
10th January 2010, 11:54
lol now you are on her hit list getting harased for everything

Does that mean im off it? or does the list grow to fit anyone who has their own opinions?

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 11:57
i bet it was dodgy especialy driving back when they are following you

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 12:00
na what you dont exspect is there just as crucked as some of us ;) but they hide it better plus who will errest them they are the police lol

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 12:03
lol i thats proberbly rite. i bet the guys wornt half showing off thay all do that when they are with a female. u know when you get pulled by them you are f**ked

sparky771
10th January 2010, 12:05
Id say I had a gun in my trousers, strip search please thankyou :) haha

she wouldn't be allowed to do it has to be a bloke that does it to men and a woman that does it to women. Sorry dude. :n:

ive never bin stopped by a female copper, i feel like im missing out :panic:

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 12:08
you will and its a very tromatic experience beening bullied by a girl

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 12:09
and there alway shorter and proper bossey

tobomoto
10th January 2010, 12:10
when my mate got knocked off his bike a woman cop attended. she kept asking if i was alright (it was my mate who landed on his head and back!). had to get her to roll a fag for my mate as he was in the ambulance and i was shaking too much.

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 12:16
lol some can be good some can be really sexist but dont let on lol

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 12:20
i just sit there and try to stay perfectly still and hope they dont scream at me

liam-o
10th January 2010, 12:25
i think only big butch females should be allowed to become police officers...

put it this way, you watch cop shows, it takes 2-4 men to take down a gobby teenager... what can one tiny woman do, even if a male is paired with an average sized female, hes at risk because she couldn't restrain a baby.

Even if she used her baton, that would just piss the criminal off more :homme:

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 12:27
i just sit there and try to stay perfectly still and hope they dont scream at me

lol like it but that probely make them scream when they want you out of your car lol or you could go outher aproach pintch the arse then they will scream but its if the batton follows thats the one lol :boxing:

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 12:30
i dont know like i think my no.1 hate in the world is when wimen get anoyed because they just keep gettin louder and louder and gets to the point where i want to burst me head open with me own shoe. so i think i would just give up.

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 12:36
i dont know like i think my no.1 hate in the world is when wimen get anoyed because they just keep gettin louder and louder and gets to the point where i want to burst me head open with me own shoe. so i think i would just give up.

what like curl up in a ball and die lmao :wall:

danzle16v
10th January 2010, 12:38
pretty much yeah i hate it they seem to go so high it messes with ya head

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 13:27
yea and there mouths got more hp then my car lol

Sam-
10th January 2010, 13:30
women make baad coppers. . . i just feel like they should be cleaning cars not pulling them over

de51_Hodgey
10th January 2010, 19:12
there was a bird copper that lived by me she was fiiinnne her bf was a copper aswell he was a cock..

they split, she moves n he comes back :n:

9Freedman9
10th January 2010, 19:51
My sister is a PCSO.


What a cunt.

mickyfinn
10th January 2010, 20:08
My sister is a PCSO.


What a cunt.

i loled at that feel the love :clapping:

theecho
12th January 2010, 16:01
We have one at work that is a special!
Damn fine she is.

Special you say? ;)

Furio-92
9th April 2010, 20:50
My ex's mother was a copper, and she was such a MILF :P got nowt off her tho :(

tuft
9th April 2010, 20:57
my step sisters a copper and she's a spoilt bitch

Boosted
9th April 2010, 23:16
my step sisters a copper and she's a spoilt bitch

lmao feelin the love

johnlambert
9th April 2010, 23:22
we need pics

aLz327
11th April 2010, 23:41
all police should be hot chicks:y:

Cal
12th April 2010, 09:19
Some of the spelling in this thread is immense :homme:

I'm seeing a Special Cuntstable...

She puts up with some serious abuse from me tbf! Always doing the Ali G flick the v's under the dash at the Po Po when we're out in the car, just do it to wind her up, got nothing against the fuzz at all :oops:

Chuffy
12th April 2010, 09:27
my step sisters a copper and she's a spoilt bitch

Would you smash her back doors in tho?

Saamuell
12th April 2010, 09:29
I notice they can be moody kants... Police women having periods everyday ftl

Too much make-up sometimes also

taitypot106
12th April 2010, 09:32
i got pulled over by two female cops. i was driving to my lasses house, got round the corner and had to turn round with it being a one way street, the police car pulled up at the top where theres bollards, sat for ages, realised they couldnt get through then found their way round the other end of the street, id just finished parking up and i seen the cop car trying to reverse up the street, they stalled twice, as i sat laughing, then when they finally got to me they questioned me about my whereabouts and started to read my name, car type and reg plate over the radio, mines a Y reg, and the guy at the other went 'oh, no, your looking for an R reg' haha, thick shits, they were both blonde and pretty fit. 20 minutes later when i went out to the car, two male cops cops stopped me asking the same thing, even though i told them what had happened earlier, they still said my details over the radio, only to get shot down by the guy telling them they were looking for an R reg haha

ska_wars
12th April 2010, 09:38
My sister is a PCSO.


What a cunt.

lololol.

Female police officers are oddly attractive. Even though you know they'd always frown on any driving that wasn't 100% legal :(

as for not being able to take people down, some girls are worryingly good at martial arts/combat. more than a match for any drunk middle aged bloke.

djflipsaxo
12th April 2010, 09:54
only a guess but i would imagine it would be because they get so much shit from men hitting on them, also men taking advantage because women tend to be smaller.
i find being a bus driver (and a small petite woman) men are just the same because they think they can take the piss.
i become very hostile towards some!

mtpagey
12th April 2010, 09:58
my sisters a WPC, handy if i need some info/backup any time :y:

Flatarch
12th April 2010, 10:34
It's worth a trip to marlow just to see the one around here, I'd happily get points to see her, they're basically prostitutes, have to pay fines to see them.

x_steph_vts_x
12th April 2010, 11:37
becuase they havent experienced my boyfriend for the niight !!!!
FACT

AkuskaUK
12th April 2010, 11:40
come to the isle of wight mate, munters galore, infact, most of them look like men!

WHICH i still find hot :D

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