worst place youve had to take a dump , BE HONEST

[04gallsopp]

just fort where was the most random and inaproriate place youve had to take a dump/ turd , as today at work a work mate got caught short and had to take a crap in a cardboard box in the van lol

[Viper]

only once not managed to get to a toilet, ended up shitting against a bush.

other time i nearly browned my brother's car seat. haha

[1991Tom]

At a friends camping party in the morning really hungover i needed the king of shits n we were all leaving so i literally sprinted to the hedge and poll volted over the fence and took a nice shit in the middle of a field... i gotta say i was proud of myself... better than shit staining the sax with my friends in it haha

[saxybitch]

at work labouring for a brick layer, left on my own at the job and needed the worst shit ever! so i had to do one in the bucket in the backgarden, LMAO GOOOD TIMES!

[J222JRA]

The NEC 3 days ago.

[Mochachino]

When i was pissed in this lil outa town place i went in a skip in the middle of a house street.

Was nice.

[JamesR]

Old brick column thing that i leaned against in a squat position and took a dump in the woods lol

[Tontsy]

when i was in the cell last year, i dropped a stinker . . . then had no way of getting away from it.
that wasnt too good!

but worst place . . . off the side of a wall, underneath it, is the local chav hang out area.
pics somewhere ill dig em out.

[Predator_R32]

around the park where a roundabout used to be lol

used a big doc leaf to wipe me ass lol i was only about 4 though

[djmartin]

whilst djin I needed a shit, took the plastic protective cover from the technics turn table did a lil shit in it.

was not the best Idea tbh. BUT the plus side to it........I never got anyone coming up asking for requests!.

end of the night came waited till everyone left. ran like fk to the toilet poured it down the loo. went to the hand squeezy thiny. pushed it about 20 times at least got some bog roll and started to wash the cover lol.

[Mochachino]

whilst djin I needed a shit, took the plastic protective cover from the technics turn table did a lil shit in it.

was not the best Idea tbh. BUT the plus side to it........I never got anyone coming up asking for requests!.

end of the night came waited till everyone left. ran like fk to the toilet poured it down the loo. went to the hand squeezy thiny. pushed it about 20 times at least got some bog roll and started to wash the cover lol.


WTFFFF :panic::panic: :S

[andyt81]

in my pants :oops:

pushed too hard :n:

[blackie_2k5]

in an abandonned building miles from anywhere!! no toilets or indeed very much at all, no way i could get home, found some shit roll....and an old desk (industrial) so i tipped it on its back, pulled out alll the drawers sat on the square hole, finished up and put the drawers back in!!! a vivid if nothing else memory from long long ago!!

[PSPDan]

Bushes outside a church...

[djmartin]

WTFFFF :panic::panic: :S

hey it was either the cover or it was shitting inside my UDG record bag. which oh hell no was I goin to do hahaha.

[harrytool]

some of me mates shite on the roof of the school teachers car that they didn't like!

[tobomoto]

my old car seat, just before i scrapped it.

[aksaxovtr]

big nasty smelly shite in the ladies toilet ina restaraunt as the mens was broke hahaha

[wicked-vtr]

it was only a piss but a porta toilet on a side road just off camden highstreet, there was shit over the walls .....

[KINGVTS]

in a teachers drawer when i was at school

[Jazz]

At the kitchen table while dinner was being served. (was only about 2 years old mind..)

[Jaytee]

Personally in a urinal as I was pissed and thought it would be funny as a 17 yr old does. Felt bad the next day though.

My mate however is like a wild animal several bushes, skips, bins etc etc. The funniest though. When he was in the scouts he shat in his sock then threw it at the younger cubs hitting one in the head and sparking what became known as shitgate. The legend

[bfc2dabone]

in a prick of a bricklayers hard hat, up on the scaffold when he went for tea

[Lp12790]

in a lunchbox...desperate lol and couldn't be arsed to drive home

[saxo-parts]

my boxers

[Azza-VTR]

In Sharm el Sheik airport before it was refurbed - the fucking toilet was manky as hell - banana skins, metal etc in the bowl! in the bog so took a dump in the cleaners bucket next to the toilet lmao

[Morgzc]

In my pants :P

[P90PTS]

T In The Park
Starbucks after a night out on thursday past
In some girls toilet the morning after...

List is endless.

[23carragold]

in my pants :oops:

pushed too hard :n:

shit y0...feel your pain..

did you do it inbetweeners style and put it in a carrier bag???

[ben_glen]

my mate shit himself playing a round of golf, we were like, 10 though tbf

[Pearson]

I do have a toilet for this business but the most innapropiate place must be in a hedge whilst fishing a few year ago and using a dock leaf to wipe my bum with.

[Slugshead]

WTFFFF @ this thread lmfao!

My 2 cents, on a wall outside a library

[Slugshead]

When he was in the scouts he shat in his sock then threw it at the younger cubs hitting one in the head and sparking what became known as shitgate. The legend

Thas fucking quality hahahaha, i lol'd

[blackie_2k5]

we were all smashed one night and a mate was busting so he went in the site port- a- shitter(building works we were walking past), we were all quite mery tbf... so when he got in we pushed it over :p (bearing in mind this was a friday after a full weeks worth of use) he got out and was covered head to toe in shit an toilet blue, felt really guilty but was the funniest thing id done in a good while, he stripped naked barhis boxers and walked home. got a shower and was back out
hd to go and get jabs the next da though-sensible thing to do really

[marcusd]

got a call from work mate saying he;s gonna be late and he;d tell me when he got in. turned up a half hour late. he expalined mrs cooking was pretty rubbish had upset guts on way to work which was hour drive, got the faithful gut pull after 45mins and knew he couldn;t make it all the way so puled over in quiet street, hung his arse over a garden wall, and off he went. said he was sat there a while as it was bad.
when he turned up we were of course pissing ourselves til i pointed out he hung his arse over a persons garden in full works uniform including high vis vest with company name and address on. failure to say work got a call from a lady asking if this man worked for this company.

[mattman1990]

i once shat off the edge of a park bench for a dare...being young and immature i agreed to do it...ran home wiped my arse...went back the next day and there was a childs foot print in it....felt so bad

[mezza18]

loooll my mate shat in the car park stair case then kicked it down their stairs

[lakey_xs]

we were all smashed one night and a mate was busting so he went in the site port- a- shitter(building works we were walking past), we were all quite mery tbf... so when he got in we pushed it over :p (bearing in mind this was a friday after a full weeks worth of use) he got out and was covered head to toe in shit an toilet blue, felt really guilty but was the funniest thing id done in a good while, he stripped naked barhis boxers and walked home. got a shower and was back out
hd to go and get jabs the next da though-sensible thing to do really


done that my self expect we pushed it and it landed door down we did not know till his mum came round and told us he was in there a long time till a passer by rolled it over :y:

[MikeCracknell]

Not me personally, but the user Nathan on here was on a camping trip with three others of us. We left Inverness on the A82 - the campsite was 35 miles away and he said he might need a poo later that evening.

We got to just after Drumnadrochit, and he said "it's no use, you need to stop asap" So I pulled over in Suki in a layby, he ran out hopping up and down and disappeard over the edge.

He got back in the car and said "I needed that". "Where did you go?" I replied. "In a hedge, and I wiped my arse with my socks!". His new nickname now is "socks" - LOL!!!!

[Dongleman]

I did a poo on the top of a slide.

LOL at us standing watching it slide down to the bottom.

[hellonpluto]

i've had a dump in woods and wiped my arse with a leaf

[Liamm]

i dont like using mates toilets or public toilets, so when im out and get caught short i go in the woods or wherever i am, ive done it a fair few times tbh lol. i was in some woods and needed one, BADLY, so i ran up to a tree with big leaves, pulled a few nice looking ones off, and squatted off a rock into the river, i watched it float away :y:

[djadzvtr]

around christmas at my local scrapyard....... porta loo but it was that cold the pump flush was frozen stiff lol,,,,,i put the lid down and soon after did one!!

[Matty_Mills]

I didn't have to....

but i had a steamer in the back of my mates transit once....

he still believes that it was a fox

[Gareth]

Playing football on the field behind my house, scored a goal + ran off the pitch to do a celebration & needed a poo so went down a alley way. Team played with 10 men for 5 mins haha !