Felt like a right idiot last night

[hooliganz]

Well i was on my out last night going to pick some petrol up, and i pulled off from these traffic lights and all of a sudden there was this van thing right up my ass , and because off crashes i have been in before i cant stand people up my ass. so foot on accelerator to get some distance and changed lanes. anyway this van did not want to let me get out of sight by now i was wondering what the fcuk is this idiot doing , then i tilted my rear view mirrors ....then i spotted the blue flashing lights.. dont think i have felt like more of a tit in my entire life lol :homme::panic:

[Dom]

Sometimes the 'If in Doubt, Flat Out' theory fails. What they do you for? Points etc?

[lemon191]

Epic failz tbh did they do you for anything?

[gaz4399]

oh dear, bad times

[hooliganz]

nah no points they took my license checked mot insurance all that , and told me that i was driving like a maniac and i new the police was behind me but i i told them i did not have a clue there were police behind me untill i seen the flashing lights lol he said you have only been driving a year and 6 points and you loose your license and then the younger copper said to me just take your time and if people come up your ass when they are not police lol just take your time they are the idiots who cause crashes lol and also my tax fell off so they though i had no tax lol

[djflipsaxo]

lol atleast one of the coppers was ok!

[Dom]

I really don't mind police, because in most cases they are right.

Somebody is driving like a dick and a policeman pulls them over you usually get a SaxP rant, but at the end of the day they right. (Thats not in this case btw)

I admit I done my fair share of reckless driving and it took a section 59 to stop me.

[hellonpluto]

lol atleast one of the coppers was ok!

normally the way. Good cop, bad cop tatics. Bad cop gives you shit, you're going to speak the truth to the good cop right?

Personally i would have compalined that he was two inches off my rear bumper.

[Manu]

You sound like a very inexperienced driver. Apart from the blue lights, they have very distinctive stickers and uniforms.

[djflipsaxo]

You sound like a very inexperienced driver. Apart from the blue lights, they have very distinctive stickers and uniforms.

lol orless if it were undercover????

[Chr15]

lol,

surely you heard a siren?

[Manu]

lol orless if it were undercover????
They can't pull you undercover. Never seen an undercover van ? They generally have dark sleeper cars, even then it's easy to spot them..Anyway, i do believe the OP was driving like a tit hence why he had it large.

Some idiot almost Tboned me the other day at a cross junction. His excuse was, he didn't see me. what i noticed was he didn't even fucking look. He didn't see my full beams and didn't hear me giving full horn during the whole incident. He sounded like he had the IQ of a McDo salad dressing.

surely you heard a siren?
I have seen that before with some chav on the road, ragging the shit out of a 1.1 206 barryboys special edition while playing banging choons I could tell by the rhythmic rattling that the car was emitting... Trying to overtake everyone on the dual carriage way like those typical fast lane while being slow huggers. Yet barely moving( I know the car is sluggish, had one as a courtesy car at one time).

When he finally came alongside to me, I pointed my finger to give notice to his girlfriend about the ambulance with flashing lights and blaring sirens that was queing behind him for at least a mile... Some noob drivers are so into their loud banging choons and playing cloin mc rae, they fail to notice there are other road users. and cops. well, tough isn't it.

[harrytool]

you need to get a faster car or hit the backroads!
getting caught up with by a flippin van is very embarrassing imo

[djflipsaxo]

You cant get pulled by undercover? crap!
Bournemouth is swamped with them and on a daily bassis I see people being pulled by undercover
also fella got pulled but undercover st

[Bound]

They can't pull you undercover. Never seen an undercover van ? They generally have dark sleeper cars, even then it's easy to spot them..Anyway, i do believe the OP was driving like a tit hence why he had it large.

Some idiot almost Tboned me the other day at a cross junction. His excuse was, he didn't see me. what i noticed was he didn't even fucking look. He didn't see my full beams and didn't hear me giving full horn during the whole incident. He sounded like he had the IQ of a McDo salad dressing.


I have seen that before with some chav on the road, ragging the shit out of a 1.1 206 barryboys special edition while playing banging choons I could tell by the rhythmic rattling that the car was emitting... Trying to overtake everyone on the dual carriage way like those typical fast lane while being slow huggers. Yet barely moving( I know the car is sluggish, had one as a courtesy car at one time).

When he finally came alongside to me, I pointed my finger to give notice to his girlfriend about the ambulance with flashing lights and blaring sirens that was queing behind him for at least a mile... Some noob drivers are so into their loud banging choons and playing cloin mc rae, they fail to notice there are other road users. and cops. well, tough isn't it.

....What?

[Moke]

....What?

Haha, I was thinking that!

Of course they can pull you whilst undercover... :wacko:

[thenice]

I really don't mind police, because in most cases they are right.

Somebody is driving like a dick and a policeman pulls them over you usually get a SaxP rant, but at the end of the day they right. (Thats not in this case btw)

I admit I done my fair share of reckless driving and it took a section 59 to stop me.

What's a section 59?

[lilwayne]

you was lucky mate that you had a good police officer ! and got away with it . need to be so carefull these days. can get some right assy ones .

[sir_dave]

The punctuation in this thread upsets me.

[Shanukes]

there are loads of undercover vans, Merc Vito, 3 around our way, of course you can be pulled by the unmarked, if it wasnt the case abit pointless having them....if someones up my arse i give them a gentle brake just to let them know "get the f**k off my arse, thanks" :)

[Moke]

there are loads of undercover vans, Merc Vito, 3 around our way, of course you can be pulled by the unmarked, if it wasnt the case abit pointless having them....if someones up my arse i give them a gentle break just to let them know "get the f**k off my arse, thanks" :)

Haha, gentle brake FTW! :y:

[Mikol]

Left foot braking FTMFW

Even better if you have some spare brake travel and can get the lights on without actually braking ;)

[hooliganz]

i know its a bit off topic but it just sprung to mind just now about you braking with your left foot lol i was driving my gf brother mitsubishi galant a while back and because it was automatic i pressed the brake with my left foot! ah never do that again lol