Man assaults police officer with his penis! [Archive] - Saxperience

danwilliams9

16th March 2010, 20:51

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

haha odd job....

Jenson

16th March 2010, 20:53

Shaft slapped lol.

Bound

16th March 2010, 20:55

Hero..

eewun

16th March 2010, 21:01

"forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
its a nob, not a baseball bat love!! lol
Pretty weird thing to do to a cop of all people.

coalpoolwalla

16th March 2010, 21:03

lmfao.
fair play to him

djflipsaxo

16th March 2010, 21:04

i would have got my batten out and smashed him with it

or bit it off

stu-n-shell

16th March 2010, 21:09

i would have got my batten out and smashed him with it

or bit it off

so you would have let him put it in your mouth?

Gabbastard

16th March 2010, 21:10

I wouldve been done for contempt of court for laughing at a fiscal saying "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face"

Bound

16th March 2010, 21:11

"forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

How hard would it be not to laugh in court.

djflipsaxo

16th March 2010, 21:12

so you would have let him put it in your mouth?

lol thinking about it now, maybe not.
lol
but i would have done him some perminent damage

matt19

16th March 2010, 21:27

hahaha fairplay to him

Jamie

16th March 2010, 21:29

Hahah id have punched him in the cock tbh he'd be pissing blood for weeks.

Mark51

16th March 2010, 21:41

only in Scotland lol

eewun

16th March 2010, 21:44

How hard would it be not to laugh in court.

ha, yeh im sure any judge would struggle not to crack a smile.

MAS

16th March 2010, 21:51

Lmfao lol!

Cal

16th March 2010, 21:57

Hahahahahahaha I'm seeing a policewoman atm (ironic I know :homme: ) so this made me rolfcopter.

adjy90

16th March 2010, 21:57

think he was trying to call the police officer a certain name?

adjy90

16th March 2010, 21:58

Hahahahahahaha I'm seeing a policewoman atm (ironic I know :homme: ) so this made me rolfcopter.

does she wear her uniform for you :fcuk:

Cal

16th March 2010, 21:59

does she wear her uniform for you :fcuk:Standard.

Jarhead

16th March 2010, 22:02

He must have a massive cock if he could actually swing it at her head.

samfenna

16th March 2010, 22:02

hero tbh

Stissy

16th March 2010, 22:59

hahaha, mad man

vts-dave

16th March 2010, 23:06

only in Scotland lol

Meaning? and he was lithuanian not scottish

Ryyy

16th March 2010, 23:16

How the fuck can you assault a person with your dick, unless he has a horse-cock and copter-knocked her out.

Bound

16th March 2010, 23:20

He was using it defensively in a meatspin like fashion simlar to that of nunchucks.

gpr-t

16th March 2010, 23:20

I'd never put my cock near a pig :S

benzo

16th March 2010, 23:23

haha taking evasive action :L lmao