running about as quick as toast, temp warning light and oil warning light flashing

[squee]

as said above, the warning lights only flash when slowing down or over bumps and they always come on together! wtf?!
The cars had a good life considering what i paid for it but now its getting a bit AAAAAAARRGGGH!!!:wall::wall::wall:
any clue boys? ive checked oil levels and coolant levels and no probs although the fan stays on longer than normal even after a ten minute journey!:panic: help please?? :y:

[frankie]

levels low?

possibly faulty sensors?

my ECU light came on the other day after taking quite a nasty jolt over a speed bump, unplugged it for 20mins and it reset it self.

also, how many times has it done this?

[squee]

levels are fine mate, ive been checkin them every journey but they are both fine!

[grumpypants]

Take your own advice.......Take a hammer to it and go down the pub!!!!!!!

[squee]

Checked oil again this mornin and its bone dry but no nasty puddles underneath? what the f*ck? seems to have emptied itself in a matter of hours! someone messin with me or what?

[Cutz]

Do they flash like fade on and off as you go over bumps?

[Jo3fish]

Checked oil again this mornin and its bone dry but no nasty puddles underneath? what the f*ck? seems to have emptied itself in a matter of hours! someone messin with me or what?

Hiyah piston rings,

If theres no puddles underneath however youve lost oil, then id say your piston rings are shot and your burning oil.

Joe

[Rez]

Have you got any mayo crap inside the oil filler is so it could be the head gasket but usually with rings or the head gasket you would notice a lot of smoke from the zorst especially for it to use the oil up that fast.

[squee]

no gunge and no smoke! the baffle plates been removed for some reason and it has a crankcase breather filter fitted. would the baffle plate affect it?