April fools day...

[CRAIGNICHOLLS_VTS]

As most of you will of noticed it's April fools day tomorrow :-) has anybody got any good fools to do an friends, family etc.....?

[Moke]

Wake them up really early saying they are late for work - that always goes down with some giggles :y:

[Jordysport]

haven't got anything planned but no doubt simo or one of the mods will do their annual shutdown. :clapping:

[Cal]

Telling her I'm HIV.

[Jenson]

Punch my boss in the face.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Telling her I'm HIV.

during morning sex? then hold on for dear life as she tries to break free from your HIV infested piece

[Cal]

during morning sex? then hold on for dear life as she tries to break free from your HIV infested pieceMr Chrich has obviously done this before :homme:

[matt_vtr_15a]

Mr Chrich has obviously done this before :homme:

of course, but i only had CLAP... HIV is just pure mean

[Chuffy]

Telling her I'm HIV.

Seriously!

I'm not serious.....I'm HIV positive

[CRAIGNICHOLLS_VTS]

hahahaha some good ones there, anymore???

[Prickle]

http://onwardstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/april-fools-day-9.jpg

[tom130691]

house mates car is on the drive with no mot could steal the wheels isuppose

[AdskiVTR]

borrow car keys wind window down leave some smashed glass lol

[saxo_mike]

got with the g/f on april fools 09 , could be an epic year long april fool

[AdskiVTR]

a friend of mine dumped her bf on april fool once he started crying then she felt bad lol

[Liamm]

just done the classic salt and sugar swap, have a nice coffee and bowl of cereal in the morning dad :D
and, ive changed my mums ringtone to sex sounds, and im gonna ring her in a public place :D
and to top it off, im gonna tell her my gf is pregnant :y:

[Phils_VTR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJoCfqWdvdQ

[N80Jamie]

Was txting the mrs earlier and then just after 12:00 she said she needed to tell me something. At this point i didnt have a clue it was April 1st. She then told me that she took a pregnency test a couple of weeks back and it came back positive but she didnt want to tell me. So i starting giving her a bit of abuse then she gave the game up :)

[bald24]

Was txting the mrs earlier and then just after 12:00 she said she needed to tell me something. At this point i didnt have a clue it was April 1st. She then told me that she took a pregnency test a couple of weeks back and it came back positive but she didnt want to tell me. So i starting giving her a bit of abuse then she gave the game up :)

Thats the kinda thing thatll start an argument :p

I plan to go round telling as many people as I can that theres a dent in the back of their car, and watch their face as they run to go and see :P

[Bound]

Seriously!

I'm not serious.....I'm HIV positive

Ahaahhaah.


Love that.

[-GG-]

just done the classic salt and sugar swap, have a nice coffee and bowl of cereal in the morning dad :D
and, ive changed my mums ringtone to sex sounds, and im gonna ring her in a public place :D
and to top it off, im gonna tell her my gf is pregnant :y:

Thats pretty harsh ha ha, but i like you're thinking :y:

[taitypot106]

ive also switched the salt and sugar, changed my mams bottle of red wine into vinegar, drank the fathers beer, which isnt really an april fool, i just wanted a drink lol, hel still be pissed off =] and ive changed EVERY one of my little sisters many dvds to blank discs so every one she looks in is blank lol, oh and removed some of the wooden slats off me bros bed so when he gets in off nightshift he falls through the bed haha

[adam_baker]

my brother just posted this on my dads wall on facebook.

You better get some of that hair dye u been using as ya gunna be a grandad :D

ive just liked the status haha :)

[taitypot106]

haha thats pretty good

[adjy90]

tell my mate his engine has fallen out :y:

he's abit dim so will fall for it :L

even if the engine is running :L

[Micky_Westy]

ive also switched the salt and sugar, changed my mams bottle of red wine into vinegar, drank the fathers beer, which isnt really an april fool, i just wanted a drink lol, hel still be pissed off =] and ive changed EVERY one of my little sisters many dvds to blank discs so every one she looks in is blank lol, oh and removed some of the wooden slats off me bros bed so when he gets in off nightshift he falls through the bed haha

They're good ones ;)

[vtrsarah]

Ive vtold the bf im preggers by afella off sax-p this. morning was funny as fook loool

[Chuffy]

Had just parked my car when I saw my boss driving into the carpark.
He decides to park next to me and he begins to revers in. Just as his back bumper is level with my front bumper I put my window down and slapped my drivers door to make a bang.

Boss shits it and immediately hits the brakes and jumps out shouting "holy shit!"

:smoke:

[RAFkev]

My boss phones me up this morning (my day off) and asks me if I wanted to go to Singapore to change a propeller on one of our planes. Just happens it's grand prix weekend there! Didn't fall for that one! I do hope it was a wind up or missed a wicked weekend there!

[mtpagey]

its past 12 o'clock now but this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/8598679.stm) story is still on the bbc website...

taking the p**s surely!

[wadoryu]

My boss phones me up this morning (my day off) and asks me if I wanted to go to Singapore to change a propeller on one of our planes. Just happens it's grand prix weekend there! Didn't fall for that one! I do hope it was a wind up or missed a wicked weekend there!

lol that will be funny if it's real most likely not though lol

[Caino]

i forgot it was april fools this morning :( step dad wanted my jam on toast i just made..
missed a massive window of oppurtunity there ... some chilli seeds would of been good on there

[Mystic]

its past 12 o'clock now but this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/8598679.stm) story is still on the bbc website...

taking the p**s surely!

So lame, bet the BBC toffs were giggling there arses off over it though :err:

[Prickle]

tell my mate his engine has fallen out :y:

he's abit dim so will fall for it :L

even if the engine is running :L

http://sensico.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-lol.jpg

Sorry but i doubt he would fall for that. :wacko:

So i feel i should add this pic. :y:

[tom130691]

just stole a mate car and moved it around the corner :y:

[Jaytee]

its after 12 your a fool

[D--R--E--W]

its after 12 your a fool

Thats bullshit, its called April Fools DAY not half a day/

[tom130691]

well mine worked out awsome

[ljbcaveman]

work mates tried to tell me a policeman had towed my car away this morning as my insurance wasn't valid even though he was by himself. I just laughed and carried on.

[hellonpluto]

I set my neighbour on fire this morning; I LOL'ed

[nicole_]

Was txting the mrs earlier and then just after 12:00 she said she needed to tell me something. At this point i didnt have a clue it was April 1st. She then told me that she took a pregnency test a couple of weeks back and it came back positive but she didnt want to tell me. So i starting giving her a bit of abuse then she gave the game up :)

thats exactly what i did!
except i didnt get abuse lol i just felt bad

[B+B]

Caught my m8 out, his red mondeo is his pride and joy. I got a sheet of baking foil and primed it and sprayed it red, then wrapped it over the rear wing of his car, knocked on his door and said "did he know someone had crashed into his car during the night" :panic::panic: he shat his self. I had to leg it when he found out it was foil:y:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/beltand/DSCF0012.jpg

good trick to use on your mates.

[lt-saxslo]

Caught my m8 out, his red mondeo is his pride and joy. I got a sheet of baking foil and primed it and sprayed it red, then wrapped it over the rear wing of his car, knocked on his door and said "did he know someone had crashed into his car during the night" :panic::panic: he shat his self. I had to leg it when he found out it was foil:y:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/beltand/DSCF0012.jpg

good trick to use on your mates.

genius, im using that next year

[saxo-parts]

mandy went to the toilet this morning,nearly got caught out by 13 year old daughters idea of streching cling film over the bowl, little cow had got up at 5 to do it!