well there it goes

[nufcsteve]

met up with me girlfriend i just split up with, sed she wanted to talk, and she lost her rag and kicked off me wheel arch, indicator and part of the black bumper on the side. drivers side front quarter is dented badly and my front bumper is hanging off

:(

[devil34uk]

kich her like she kicked ur saxo mate!!!!!

[nufcsteve]

devistated mate, i cant find my wheel arch bit either....

[devil34uk]

get under the arch and whack it out. thats what i did when sum c**t dented my birds saxo

[nufcsteve]

aye problem being like the arch kit part has fell off and i cant find it, so has me indicator :(

[devil34uk]

fellin for you mate. if some1 hurt my vts id ..... im not guna put it on here but no1 would see them agen!!! have a good look in the area it happend with a good torch (she couldnt have kicked it that far shes female lol)

[bald24]

Criminal damage?

[sammyd]

is she good looking?

[nufcsteve]

u recon i can claim off her car insurance? she was there in her car and i have her reg etc, for once ive been carefull and not done her car over. Coz at least i have a leg to stand on. Gonna say either give me details for insurance, pay for it or im goin to police

[nufcsteve]

Managed to find the arch and indicator, took pics aswell for police

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0388.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0387.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0386.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0385.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0382.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0381.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/angelomoretti/100_0380.jpg

[Mochachino]

Pissed.

[GoonS_VTR]

gutted mate lol dont report to police just go a torch her car and film it so we can have a laugh

[Carlvtr88]

TBF, I would have wanted to rag her hair out her head ! LOL.... I would report it to the 5,0...Get her insurance to pay for the damage !

Lesson to be learnt here people, If yor dumping your misses make sure you are actually sitting IN your car so if she decides to kick it you can drive off quickly And tar mac her in the process !

[coleman258]

Cunt punt FTW !

[nufcsteve]

managed to pop the dints out and fix the arch and indicator... Just a few extra scratched on car that im not arsed bout coz its gettin resprayed anyways

[Tontsy]

ok so pics of damage... now we need pic of damage.
to determine punishment!

could be worthy of a donkey punch
to a ful blon sax-p mass add on facebook and then alot of poking.

[chris84]

fucking bitch!!!!!! I'd kill my ex if she did that to my sax!

[nufcsteve]

shes also cracked the corner of me tinted rear lights.... PISSED

[BezzaB]

I would be seriously pissed! Are you sure she was a woman, thats a big mess! ... Fuck blow her car up :)

[Mr_P]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/slap-bitch-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Lewis]

If all else fails key every pannel on her car

[mischief]

put her car on blocks take her wheels and torch her car lol and i like the idea of recording it so we can see.

[JamesR]

Go and do the same to her car, karma ftw :D

[BezzaB]

^^^ lol :d

[Chris-VTR]

Did this have something to do with her thinking you loved your car more than her or some balls like that? haha.

I vote Tonto's Idea!!!

[nufcsteve]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/slap-bitch-demotivational-poster.jpg

LMAO love this pic haha

[nufcsteve]

id love to totally destroy her car.... but it will just cause more damage to my car... it will turn into a childish little game of who can do worse to the other... And i dont want me car hurt no more :( lol So il just get a video of me sleeping with one of her pals and send her it haha..... WIN WIN

[Sunshine]

Cunt punt FTW !

I'm a girl and even I would agree with that.

Stupid bitch, I'll have kicked her back probably lol

[deans2k8]

...take all her wheel nuts off..phone her up saying your sorry and want to talk..hide in a mates car and follow her till her wheels fall off..pull up by side of her throw a couple of eggs beep beep and drive off.. :) satisfication for a small price

[nufcsteve]

lol i like that idea mate!

[deans2k8]

do iit ull not be disapointed lol

[manta]

...take all her wheel nuts off..phone her up saying your sorry and want to talk..hide in a mates car and follow her till her wheels fall off..pull up by side of her throw a couple of eggs beep beep and drive off.. :) satisfication for a small price

That's a minter but if she's got locking wheel nuts your stooofed.

I'd say do it and record it.

[deans2k8]

That's a minter but if she's got locking wheel nuts your stooofed.

I'd say do it and record it.

nah i got my locking wheel nuts off my car took about 10 seconds for each one ..shitty halfords for ya!

[Lewis]

You should cut her cambelt and when she starts the car the next day... oh f*** :P

[Railroader]

That's a minter but if she's got locking wheel nuts your stooofed.

I'd say do it and record it.

Oh sure and stitch yourself up

[VJOFurio]

Oh no it was a Wicked Red as well...couldn't she have picked a boyfriend with a lesser coloured car to damage?

[manta]

Oh sure and stitch yourself up

wear balaclavas FTW!! And just keep it locked away somewhere and when you feel down watch it to make you feel better lol.

[Railroader]

I'm a girl and even I would agree with that.

Stupid bitch, I'll have kicked her back probably lol


you seem quite fit, pm me :)

[jaytay]

sounds like right physco mate bet you wish u didnt meet her now

[Railroader]

sounds like right physco mate bet you wish u didnt meet her now

Sounds like he got he money's worth

[jaytay]

and then some by the looks of the damage

[Tom_Crx]

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss359/DeleriumTrigger/cunt-punt-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Pyro-Adam]

She sounds buff... lol :p

[Pyro-Adam]

how about a quality hand finished yellow set of viper stripes and go faster stripes down her car :)

[nufcsteve]

im thinkin...... throw paint stipper al over her car

[Tringaling]

I would have punched her in the neck..

[jaytay]

hehe either that or shat on her car