Sex in a Saxo?

[glasgow_saxo]

Anyone tried it? its by far the hardest things ever!! just no room :n:

[Tom_Crx]

LOL head out the sunroof ftw

[Mochachino]

Front seat, reclined.

[Chico999]

passenger seat reclined

Back seat, pretty difficult

Push the front seat forward, on the back of the seat

Easy;)

[Mr_P]

Managed it in a KA. So can't imagine a Sax being difficult.

Wouldn't let her make a mess in my car though, so couldn't confirm.

[Tom5190]

easy when your both bellow 6 ft...... getting caught by cleveland police though, fail

[CraigLovelock]

Move both the front seats forward and then lean them forwards aswell.

Leaves you plenty of room in the back ;)

[Mr_X]

Wouldn't let her make a mess in my car though, so couldn't confirm.

velour ftl, at least with leather it wipes off easy.

[glasgow_saxo]

passenger seat reclined

Back seat, pretty difficult

Push the front seat forward, on the back of the seat

Easy;)

Noted for future ref :y:

[nicole_]

i like the way the horns on the indicator, so sex on the front seat doesnt end up you holding down the horn.
think citroen knew they'd be chav cars? lol

[J222JRA]

velour ftl, at least with leather it wipes off easy.

Indeed it does lol

[Saxo-Will]

found it pretty easy myself, but doggy is a nono lol

[holdawayt]

looks like i'm the only one that failed epically on this one. back seat, one leg on the cushion, one leg sort of standing on the car floor and one hand on the back bench, other hanging onto a grab handle.

was like trying to fuck whilst solving a rubix cube the amount of thinking i had to do.

[liam-o]

did it easy with one girl on the back seat

other girl it just wasnt working in the back seat :/

[sqwidge]

I'm never having it imy car, I got leather reclining buckets and no rear seat so no problem of space, I just don't wanna ruin my cars purity lol

[Furio-92]

Back can be difficult, front, passenger seat reclined all the way back works

[ne_jam]

I'm never having it imy car, I got leather reclining buckets and no rear seat so no problem of space, I just don't wanna ruin my cars purity lol

its probs already been ruined ha :P

[Yellow_Saxo_Paul]

yep christened mine ;)

back seats ftw

[djflipsaxo]

recline front seat, feet on roll cage :)

[3cott]

recline front seat, feet on roll cage :)Are you speaking from experience :oops:

[daz_zz_er]

did it in the back seats lol but caught chlamydia fail!!

[holdawayt]

beats my fail!

[Chico999]

did it in the back seats lol but caught chlamydia fail!!

hahahahahaha

:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping: :clapping::clapping::clapping:

[djflipsaxo]

lol me? noooo :P

[Ryan]

its doable in a multiple of positions in a saxo, and im not exactly a 5ft short fecker

[geordie_alex]

looks like i'm the only one that failed epically on this one. back seat, one leg on the cushion, one leg sort of standing on the car floor and one hand on the back bench, other hanging onto a grab handle.

was like trying to fuck whilst solving a rubix cube the amount of thinking i had to do.


lmao, :clapping: the winner for the most complex answer goes to...

[holdawayt]

:D

i win at something

[hard_corejoeboy]

Tried with my ex EPIC FAIL!
With my current back seats + her head banging off the roof LMAO!

But was great success!

[daz_zz_er]

hahahahahaha

:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping: :clapping::clapping::clapping:

wasnt even good either :(

[richy-90]

hahahah both front seat forward done the trick for me lol

[vtrsarah]

If in doubt use the bonnet (asw alert)

[Yellow_Saxo_Paul]

If in doubt use the bonnet (asw alert)

Past experience? lol

[tuft]

Didnt have any problems doing it on the back seats

[djflipsaxo]

the bonnets too weak to take the full weight. you can only lean on it. thats crap

[Mr_P]

the bonnets too weak to take the full weight. you can only lean on it. thats crap

Since when does it need to take the full weight.



It's for balance. END.

[adam_baker]

its a 60% chance that someone has had sex in your sax before you did
i love having a escort, lots of room :)

[djflipsaxo]

Since when does it need to take the full weight.



It's for balance. END.

balance? pffft.

[daz_zz_er]

its a 60% chance that someone has had sex in your sax before you did
i love having a escort, lots of room :)

lol my m8 who brought my saxo off me a few weeks ago was a bit disgusted when i told him haha havent tried in my 306 yet but 5 door and loads bigger in the back so should be fine

[jonathon5]

Some of these answers are comedy

[jono83]

Passenger seat reclined ftw

[TomT]

Me and my hand had loads of room ?

[Peter_D]

I did it heaps of times in the Rallye, mainly in the back which was abit awkward but once ya get in position you can pack her senseless as the suspension was really hard

Did it once in the back doggie, i was half out the door.. Was uncomfortable as fuck but managed to fire my bolt just before i was ready to call it a day, which was good

[Dom]

Front passenger seat, slide it right back, tilt it back, her legs at the 10-2 shape, one out the window if need be and the guy with knees in the passenger footwell. Il draw a picture in a sec.

[josh_gti]

Ive got abit of a story about this lol.

I basically bought a quiksilver but was not passed my test at the time, so the car was in my garage. One day me and my girlfriend were in the mood but my brother was in the house, so we thought fuck it lets go in the car. You no what happens next lol So the next day i come in from work to find my car had been reversed out off the garage, so i went and asked my mam what was going on, she said my nieghbour had been cutting the trees for her and he needed to get the tree cutting things out of the garage so he reversed my car onto the drive, i was like oryt i will go and pull it back into the garage ( yes i no i didnt have a license then but i only pulled it into the garage) So i get in the car go to take the handbrake off but to my surprise i find a half full condom with a knot in the end hanging over the handbrake lol I must off forgot to get rid off it after i finished , i could never look my nieghbour in the face after that , hes never said nothing about it so im thinking he never realized or he didnt want to move it incase he thought i was saving it lol epic fail lol

[Luke]

Middle of back seats, make sure front seats are folded as if someone was to get in the back whilst she straddles you!

Simple!

[Giraffe]

Front passenger seat, slide it right back, tilt it back, her legs at the 10-2 shape, one out the window if need be and the guy with knees in the passenger footwell. Il draw a picture in a sec.

Hurts your knees that does though, I was that uncomfortable and in enough pain from my knees that I just lost interst and flopped. So tried it in the back, same shit happened. Didn't help that she was an ugly fat slag and it was like 2am though. Still, one to forget...

[Dom]

Hurts your knees that does though, I was that uncomfortable and in enough pain from my knees that I just lost interst and flopped. So tried it in the back, same shit happened. Didn't help that she was an ugly fat slag and it was like 2am though. Still, one to forget...

Dude, the exact same thing happened with me! No joke, I flopped, Couldn't get it up at all at the time! Moved into the back and still couldn't get it up, had to use the fingers instead. Bad times.

Image to show you what I mean.
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

[glasgow_saxo]

Hurts your knees that does though, I was that uncomfortable and in enough pain from my knees that I just lost interst and flopped. So tried it in the back, same shit happened. Didn't help that she was an ugly fat slag and it was like 2am though. Still, one to forget...

LOL ! bad times eh babe, drunk i hope?

[glasgow_saxo]

Image to show you what I mean.
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

Lol exelant :y:

[Peter_D]

Dude, the exact same thing happened with me! No joke, I flopped, Couldn't get it up at all at the time! Moved into the back and still couldn't get it up, had to use the fingers instead. Bad times.

Image to show you what I mean.
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

Was her snatch really that hairy?

[Cov_Rob]

Back seats down, parcel shelf out, empty boot, front seats forwards and reclined forwards, just like doin it in a double bed ;)

[Dom]

Was her snatch really that hairy?

Actually, Yes.

She never shaves it, was a fully grown hedge of a 17 year old.

The myth is true guys, Ginger hair, Ginger rat. She was blonde and had a ginger colour snatch.

[Tontsy]

plenty of times, plenty of room...

also when it was stripped and had a full false floor, form boot lid to the back of the seats!
made it even easier!

[LSOfreak]

Back seats down, parcel shelf out, empty boot, front seats forwards and reclined forwards, just like doin it in a double bed ;)

thats some hard boot floor lol

[Mochachino]

fkin lol at that pic hahaha

[Dom]

fkin lol at that pic hahaha

The wonders of paint :y:

[Chin]

easy when your both bellow 6 ft...... getting caught by cleveland police though, fail

been there done that :homme:

[ClaireHall]

LMAO awesome thread!!! :D

[Tom_Crx]

Lmao, what a picutre

[Saxo-SX]

Its boiling out there!




http://i44.tinypic.com/25pn5lz.jpg

[mik]

peter-d . is that a hedgehog in there

[Dom]

For those who are currently desperate and can't get it even if they paid for it.. There's always rape..

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
I GOT A KNIFE,
NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CAR.
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp2.jpg

[french_baguette]

haha bbq ftw

[SaxoSam96]

Anyone tried it? its by far the hardest things ever!! just no room :n:

How would you know?

[Peter_D]

How would you know?

Because he tried it, but then his Mum started getting bad cramp so had to stop

[SaxoSam96]

Because he tried it, but then his Mum started getting bad cramp so had to stop

Oh, That's weird, she is normally okay when shes with me!

Flexible to say the least.

[jeffchiz]

done it plenty of times in back i sit down on the back seat and let her do the work and find out where to put her limbs lol usually head and arms go on parcel shelf, ive done it in the back on my kness by gum did i have some bruises in the morning!

[PSPDan]

My ex fucked herself with my ice scraper in the back of mine :(

[oli208]

Back seats ftw

[Dom]

My ex fucked herself with my ice scraper in the back of mine :(

Wow, dude, thats some freaky shit.

[jackparkes]

wow that is freaky... freaky but awesome! hahaha.
the pictures you have drawn have amazing detail, i'll be sure to put them on my phone to whip out when in need!

[adam2350]

No back seats- easy peasy.
(though it must be noted that some sort of cusioning makes the whole operation alot more enjoyable)

[jony_vtr]

bonnet ftw!!!

[VTR-Chris-VTR]

Gotta be backseats or bonnet in a saxo lol..........cause the front seats dont go right back :n:

[Cov_Rob]

If a girl lay on my bonnet i'd punch her in the clunge! Could do without the dents and scratches!!
She wants to do it outside the car she best be prepared to lie on the floor!

[inkedandpierced]

Doggy in the back :D I`ve done it in the front too and over the bonnet.

[jaytay]

never tried car too small lol

[Giraffe]

LOL ! bad times eh babe, drunk i hope?

That would require me to be drink driving, which I wasn't. Couldn't sleep, thought I might as well... Wish I hadn't bothered, live and learn.

[M1VT]

never tried car too small lol

Same applies haha

where as the jetta,beeing a 4 door has bags of room and a HUGE bonnet...

[jaytay]

awkward being tall lol oh well king size bed do me just fine better than seatbelt clip jammed in ur ass lol

[M1VT]

awkward being tall lol oh well king size bed do me just fine better than seatbelt clip jammed in ur ass lol

but you like it in your ass,dont you?

;)

[Tringaling]

OII!

Its DEFINATELY possible, im 6ft3 and i put both front seats forward as far as they go, get her on her knees facing the windscreen and BAM.

Orrr...

I get her to go on top and slide as far down as possible, however there can always be complications...cushions and quilt might cushion her bum on whatever you fancy sticking her on ;)

[Gordi]

Front seat, reclined.

dont want stains on my alcantara:(

[jeffchiz]

girls seam to like 4 doors cars, ive had a zetec s replica, xr2i and now my 16v vtr and all my ex's have preferred my bog standard 1.4 4 door astra i had for a while, for obvious reasons lol

[Pearson]

Pmsl what a thread haha, urmm but yeah backseat jobby and slide both front seats right forward, sit on the backseat and let the ladyfriend do all the work ;).

[ajdsaxo]

Pmsl what a thread haha, urmm but yeah backseat jobby and slide both front seats right forward, sit on the backseat and let the ladyfriend do all the work ;).

+1 works a treat!!

[Peter_D]

Same applies haha

where as the jetta,beeing a 4 door has bags of room and a HUGE bonnet...

Shame no females will go near the car though incase they get a rust infection

[x_steph_vts_x]

passenger seat or like most ppl have said push both seats 4ward and do it in the bk and yep us girls have to do the work really lol

[jaytay]

not really m1v but ur missus might lol

[James106]

Back seats have never failed me!

Parking up infront of someones gate... is FAIL!

[saxo_tom1234]

LOL done it bare times in my old sax. the bolt ended up snapping in mine passenger seat creeked like a rusty bed spring

[L20VTS]

Those paint images are epic lol!!

Anyway saxo yer loads of rooms in various positions never tried it in my own as i like to keep my car clean and innocent lol.

Lads cars though yer done that :)

[gazzainayr]

mental :0

[Steve]

Anyone tried it? its by far the hardest things ever!! just no room :n:

i used to nail my ex all the time in the saxo, she fucking loved it. Dirty slut.
Got to have sex in your car, its the law.

[Cutz]

Fold down rear seats... it's like a mini double bed, just have to watch the sub.

Cutz

[Flatarch]

Love how you edited the VTR wheel into that pic haha!

[dannyboy2005]

I have a 5 door, so leags and head out the door = No problemo

[DavidsVTR]

Remove back seats ;P

[Maxwell]

Me and my hand had loads of room ?

what the fuck you doing wanking in your car ya dirty fucker lol

[blakey260]

its a 60% chance that someone has had sex in your sax before you did
i love having a escort, lots of room :)

AGREE! there was plenty of room in my old escort, i've sort of gotten smaller with the cars to do it in: escort - plenty of room, fiesta - not that bad, saxo - never been not able to do it on front seats, had to result to back and bloody hell, good job windows are tinted just so people didn't laugh it was like we were playing twister!

[D--R--E--W]

not that easy in a saxo, got a pulled muscle in my groin :(

over a c2 bonnet easy though

[Gareth]

never tried it haha. Couldnt have the bollocks. Got 2 Bucket seats in front & Show-Cage in back :| Not unless you get a cold ass from all the steel at back haha !

[Mikol]

Anyone tried it? its by far the hardest things ever!! just no room :n:

I'm show you showed her one of the hardest things ever :cool:

Had to be done

[mattygoulding]

you just struggle and hope for the best :)

[Lewis]

Its actualy quite roomy if you get in the back, move the seats forward and tip them forward. Its more than enought to do many things ;)

[dav0506]

Cramped but defo worth it!

[bullit]

yeah tis cramped. bonnet was ok

[manta]

Move both the front seats forward and then lean them forwards aswell.

Leaves you plenty of room in the back ;)

This man knows the score lol

Still isn't easy when your 6 foot 3 :)

[Brettles1986]

Im 6ft 1 and the bird in question is 5ft, had her riding me on the passenger seat with the door open...... worked but wasn't the best, over the bonnet was the best solution

[Prickle]

Im 6ft 1 and the bird in question is 5ft, had her riding me on the passenger seat with the door open...... worked but wasn't the best, over the bonnet was the best solution

Dirteh cow. ;)

[23carragold]

Im 6ft 1 and the bird in question is 5ft, had her riding me on the passenger seat with the door open...... worked but wasn't the best, over the bonnet was the best solution

Stupid noob bumping an ancient thread....:wall:

[logic_guy]

Anyone tried it with the tits on the glass of the tail gate. MmmmmM

Or, tailgate open, bend her over into it.

[TomBob]

Stupid noob bumping an ancient thread....:wall:

There's a first time for everything...

[L20VTS]

What's sex :S

[Si-Gore]

I had a wank :S does that count?

[Chr15]

not in mine but i did in canaryvtr's saxo :)

[loudandproud205]

Seats out roll cage

Kinky

I dented the bonnet of the XSI, I was not impressed.

LOL Saxo is easy try an MR2 :p

[Prickle]

Stupid noob bumping an ancient thread....:wall:

Not all bad.. at least we'll know who the dirteh slags are. ;)

[insert names below]

[Aly]

Why the random bump of this thread. Ibtl plz


I had a wank :S does that count?

Fucking LOL!!!

[auds]

Oh god I remember this thread :oops: time to go to bed :P

ps I am not even going to attempt doing it in my saxo, sod that, just no room whatsoever :panic:

[Aly]

Lol dont flatter yourself Auds :p

[auds]

Lol dont flatter yourself Auds :p

What d o you mean??? Anyway seems I had wrong thread lmao, sure it was this one though, but seems I had no input to it lol, mods must have got rid hahaha but what you trying say how I am flattering myself :S Im too tired to figure it out lol and I don't care anyways....night

[Aly]

Lol was just a joke
Edit:
Imeant u aint big from wha you originally said.

[L20VTS]

I haven't read through this thread to see if I have posted previously, I daren't tbh.

Auds there was one thread like this we inputted on made by Juggyluggs, that would probably be a worse one to be brought back up.

[auds]

Lol was just a joke
Edit:
Imeant u aint big from wha you originally said.


Lol I thought you were saying I was fat you arse LOL :P


I haven't read through this thread to see if I have posted previously, I daren't tbh.

Auds there was one thread like this we inputted on made by Juggyluggs, that would probably be a worse one to be brought back up.

That is the one I was thinking it was lmao :P oh god now that was a bit embarrassing hahaha let it stay buried ffs lol :P

How are you hun anyway, where you been hiding, Happy New Year to you :D :hug: x

[GJF47]

There was a thread like this I remember with Auds saying something about being banged on the bonnet, or over it...

[Prickle]

link!?

[L20VTS]

Lol I thought you were saying I was fat you arse LOL :P




That is the one I was thinking it was lmao :P oh god now that was a bit embarrassing hahaha let it stay buried ffs lol :P

How are you hun anyway, where you been hiding, Happy New Year to you :D :hug: x

Yes that has to stay buried!

I've been out in pubs mostly, lacking on going out with SR a bit lately need to sort that out! You okie? Happy New Year to you too :hug: x

[Si-Gore]

I'm tempted to find this thread auds in on about :p

[L20VTS]

link!?

Not a chance :A:

[Aly]

Nah id never put anyone down haha :homme: got upset ya jumped like that. Sorry you took it wrong way :(

[auds]

There was a thread like this I remember with Auds saying something about being banged on the bonnet, or over it...

Oh god damn you shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P lmao :panic:

[GJF47]

I've found it :p

[Si-Gore]

Oh god damn you shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P lmao :panic:

I'm actually looking for it auds ;)

[auds]

Yes that has to stay buried!

I've been out in pubs mostly, lacking on going out with SR a bit lately need to sort that out! You okie? Happy New Year to you too :hug: x

Let me know when you are out with SR next and I shall come out, be good to meet you :D

I'm tempted to find this thread auds in on about :p

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo it is pure filth :P not good hahahaha :P

Nah id never put anyone down haha :homme: got upset ya jumped like that. Sorry you took it wrong way :(

Honestly Aly dont worry about it lol, I just was confused as to what you meant lol, no offense taken haha, its ok, dont be upset :hug: x

[auds]

I've found it :p

I'm actually looking for it auds ;)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo :P

[Si-Gore]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo it is pure filth :P not good hahahaha :P



No different to our msn convos ;)

Typical auds, it's took you half an hour to say goodnight :homme:

[Prickle]

Not a chance :A:

Dont be mean. :homme:

[L20VTS]

Oh no please don't let that thread get bumped I will cry!!

Foccy is off to be fixed this week so should be back out with SR soon :D x

[GJF47]

I knew I was right about the bonnet thing with Auds, I've just found the exact post now ;)

[Prickle]

Oh no please don't let that thread get bumped I will cry!!

You arnt helping the situation, H. ;)

[auds]

No different to our msn convos ;)

Typical auds, it's took you half an hour to say goodnight :homme:


lmao :P
oh I know I am just hopeless at goodnights haha :P I dont want to miss anything lol :P maybe i shall stay up a lil longer, still not finished my wine ;) hahaha

Oh no please don't let that thread get bumped I will cry!!

Foccy is off to be fixed this week so should be back out with SR soon :D x

cool :y: I'm dying to get in my baby beast and go for a good old drive haha :P I have so missed her :P x

[L20VTS]

*goes to edit anything I posted in that thread*

[auds]

I knew I was right about the bonnet thing with Auds, I've just found the exact post now ;)

Yep I remember every word lmao, nipples, cold, bonnet yeah yeah :P oh and rain oh god *hangs head in shame*

[Si-Gore]

lmao :P
oh I know I am just hopeless at goodnights haha :P I dont want to miss anything lol :P maybe i shall stay up a lil longer, still not finished my wine ;) hahaha



Between the unit and your wine you don't half make things last. That's a good thing ;)

[Prickle]

Yep I remember every word lmao, nipples, cold, bonnet yeah yeah :P oh and rain oh god *hangs head in shame*

Auds, tell us the details. we're drooling. ;)

[GJF47]

Yep I remember every word lmao, nipples, cold, bonnet yeah yeah :P oh and rain oh god *hangs head in shame*

you left out arse cheeks ;) :p

[auds]

Between the unit and your wine you don't half make things last. That's a good thing ;)


Oh I like to make things last ;) hehe


Auds, tell us the details. we're drooling. ;)

LOL go read it haha :P

[auds]

you left out arse cheeks ;) :p

OMG I forgot haha :P

[Aly]

3
2
1

Goodnight x

[GJF47]

OMG I forgot haha :P

I think the rest are better off not being mentioned... deepthroat, anal, bukkake, etc...

[auds]

I think the rest are better off not being mentioned... deepthroat, anal, bukkake, etc...

Loooooooooooooool I never said anything od that sort :P :omg: did I? No I'm sure I didn't hahaha you lil monkey you :P

[Si-Gore]

I can actually believe that auds ;)

[auds]

I can actually believe that auds ;)

LOL I swear I never said such crude stuff I said naughty kinky stuff though ;) hehe :P

[Si-Gore]

LOL I swear I never said such crude stuff I said naughty kinky stuff though ;) hehe :P

Hehe, auds you can read the saxo manual and make it kinky ;) it's in your blood woman:p

[auds]

Hehe, auds you can read the saxo manual and make it kinky ;) it's in your blood woman:p

:P hahahaha I do hope that this is a good thing :D :A: hehe :P

[Si-Gore]

;) i have the saxo manual right here, come read it to me and i'll let you know ;) :cool:

[auds]

;) i have the saxo manual right here, come read it to me and i'll let you know ;) :cool:

hahaha you're hard thinking about it and I know I'm right ;) hehe.... I have a manual too :P

[Prickle]

Auds, im awaiting that link. ;)

pm it or w.e. :homme:

[auds]

Auds, im awaiting that link. ;)

pm it or w.e. :homme:

lol I aint even looked for it haha :P

[Prickle]

lol I aint even looked for it haha :P

pmsl ;)

whats it called than? :homme:

[auds]

pmsl ;)

whats it called than? :homme:

I am hopeless I cant find it haha....it was something along the lines of what positions can you do in a saxo, something like that haha, it was back in august i think lol....

[GJF47]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4650461#post4650461

Sorry Auds, please forgive me :hug: :p

[Si-Gore]

I'm just waiting for auds autobiography to come out ;)

[Prickle]

I am hopeless I cant find it haha....it was something along the lines of what positions can you do in a saxo, something like that haha, it was back in august i think lol....

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4650461#post4650461

Sorry Auds, please forgive me :hug: :p

Thank you. :homme:

Auds you had your chance... you can be forgiven. ;)

[iMystikz]

ok i worry about you haha

LMFAO this made me laugh, GJF47 you little shit!

[auds]

Looooooooooool I just found it myself damn you hahaha :P oh well nevermind :P

Lol Si.....autobiography hahaha hmmmm now there's an idea :P :D

[Chr15]

so she's done it then to know what it feels like. who was the lucky/unlucky guy?

[auds]

so she's done it then to know what it feels like. who was the lucky/unlucky guy?

I haven't.....unfortunately :(

I just have a very vivid imagination :P

And I am speaking the truth here, never done it :( or in the rain :( I will though one day haha :P

[Prickle]

Auds.. ;)

Rain sounds a plan.. pmsl.

[auds]

Auds.. ;)

Rain sounds a plan.. pmsl.


Lol you took ages reading that, did you find it entertaining lmao :P I am embarrassed :oops: lol

[Prickle]

Lol you took ages reading that, did you find it entertaining lmao :P I am embarrassed :oops: lol

I was drooling. ;)

I can picture it now tbh.

[auds]

I was drooling. ;)

I can picture it now tbh.


Ahhh this is a better thread no anger and bad feelings in here lol.....vivid imagination like myself then eh haha :P

[Si-Gore]

No wonder you're always tired in the morning auds :P hard work keeping sax-p horny? ;)

[Prickle]

Ahhh this is a better thread no anger and bad feelings in here lol.....vivid imagination like myself then eh haha :P

Indeed, the rain rollin' off teh bum cheeks after each thrust. ;)

I have epic imagination tbh. :homme:

[auds]

No wonder you're always tired in the morning auds :P hard work keeping sax-p horny? ;)

Hahaha it is :P nah no one is really horny lmao :P I'd have to work a hell of a lot harder to achieve that lol :panic:

[auds]

Indeed, the rain rollin' off teh bum cheeks after each thrust. ;)

I have epic imagination tbh. :homme:

:omg: hehehe I like it LOL ;)

[Prickle]

:omg: hehehe I like it LOL ;)

I knew you would tbh. ;)

[Si-Gore]

Hahaha it is :P nah no one is really horny lmao :P I'd have to work a hell of a lot harder to achieve that lol :panic:

I'm sure some are ;) DannyVTS is probably one lmao, think he likes you ;)

[auds]

I knew you would tbh. ;)

Lol hmmm I say too much haha :P

[auds]

I'm sure some are ;) DannyVTS is probably one lmao, think he likes you ;)

Looooool and you eh Si ;) hehe :hug:

[Prickle]

Lol hmmm I say too much haha :P

Haha, nah. Not enough. ;)

[MartinDines]

This is why I love saxp

[Si-Gore]

This is why I love saxp

Because of the homosexuals who are up for anything? Yeah me too mate, me too.

[auds]

Haha, nah. Not enough. ;)

This is why I love saxp

Because of the homosexuals who are up for anything? Yeah me too mate, me too.

Just lol :P

[L20VTS]

Dear meh you lot are still up and spamming!

[Prickle]

Just lol :P

Auds, you're drooling. ;)

Dear meh you lot are still up and spamming!

Constructive banter. ;)

[auds]

Dear meh you lot are still up and spamming!

Hannah babe :P what you doing up haha....I need to go to bed tbh, but I'm addicted to spamming :P and just cant drag myself away lol x

[auds]

Auds, you're drooling. ;)



Constructive banter. ;)


Drooling over what :P you've not given me anything much to drool over ;) now come on don't disappoint :P haha

[L20VTS]

I tried sleeping sat there for over a hour I guess and came back to sax-p, I must of missed you all.

Not the same without you here auds tbh ;) lol x

[Prickle]

Drooling over what :P you've not given me anything much to drool over ;) now come on don't disappoint :P haha


Pmsl..likewise. ;)

Im sure you wouldnt dissapoint. :P


:oops:

[auds]

I tried sleeping sat there for over a hour I guess and came back to sax-p, I must of missed you all.

Not the same without you here auds tbh ;) lol x


Well maybe it was your position, I tend to lie down when I am sleeping not sit ;) hehehe

Awww missed me in your bed ;) lol x

pillows just aren't as soft and comfy as my breasts hey babe ;)

[Si-Gore]

*mental note* next time auds said she's going bed, remember to plan 3 hours ahead :P

[L20VTS]

Hm must try this lying down while sleeping stuff :S Not thought of that lol!

I just need you to tire me out tbh ;) x

[Prickle]

Hm must try this lying down while sleeping stuff :S Not thought of that lol!

I just need you to tire me out tbh ;) x

Cam it tbh, im all eyes. ;)

[auds]

Pmsl..likewise. ;)

Im sure you wouldnt dissapoint. :P


:oops:

Loooool now I've gone all shy :P


*mental note* next time auds said she's going bed, remember to plan 3 hours ahead :P

hahahaha I know what am I like :P


Hm must try this lying down while sleeping stuff :S Not thought of that lol!

I just need you to tire me out tbh ;) x

I'm on my way I'll have you all worked up into a hot fluster and you'll sleep like a log after ;) x

[auds]

Cam it tbh, im all eyes. ;)

and ears....got to listen as well :P

[L20VTS]

I think we should invite John round to watch tbh lol!

You gone shy Auds? I'll believe that when I see it :A:

[Prickle]

and ears....got to listen as well :P

Ofc, i want to hear the moans. ;)

Loooool now I've gone all shy :P

Haha. :P

Profile pic looks ite. ;)

I think we should invite John round to watch tbh lol!

Im all for that, i'll need to fill the tank though.. and i will require a postcode. ;)

[auds]

I think we should invite John round to watch tbh lol!

You gone shy Auds? I'll believe that when I see it :A:

Ofc, i want to hear the moans. ;)



Haha. :P

Profile pic looks ite. ;)



Im all for that, i'll need to fill the tank though.. and i will require a postcode. ;)



This is sounding good :P threesome ftw :P is it raining where either of you live??? ;)

[Prickle]

This is sounding good :P threesome ftw :P is it raining where either of you live??? ;)

It is indeed. :P

Not here, but damp. ;)

[L20VTS]

I think so I'd look but I'm kind of comfy lol, what you thinking kinky rain sex?

[Chris-VTR]

Sax-p heats up after dark! ;)

[Si-Gore]

Urgh urgh urgh. I'm done and bored bow :S ;)

[Prickle]

I think so I'd look but I'm kind of comfy lol, what you thinking kinky rain sex?

Good suggestion, sticky it. ;)

[auds]

It is indeed. :P

Not here, but damp. ;)


Lol it's pretty moist here too ;) pmsl


I think so I'd look but I'm kind of comfy lol, what you thinking kinky rain sex?

hell yeah baby :P that would be just perfect :A: so John pick me up on the way to hannah's ;) x

[L20VTS]

Sax-p heats up after dark! ;)

Oh hai, don't think we know you that well... come join us :hug:

[auds]

Sax-p heats up after dark! ;)

sure does lol....nice colour sax you got there ;)

Urgh urgh urgh. I'm done and bored bow :S ;)

done???? :fcuk: hahahaha :P

[Prickle]

Lol it's pretty moist here too ;) pmsl




hell yeah baby :P that would be just perfect :A: so John pick me up on the way to hannah's ;) x

Hmm, Auds this is infact getting intense. ;)

Yeah ofc. i shoudnt be long.. :P

[auds]

Hmm, Auds this is infact getting intense. ;)

Yeah ofc. i shoudnt be long.. :P

Intense is good :P

forgive me but wtf is ofc???

step on that pedal :P ;)

[L20VTS]

I will see you two in a few hours then ;)

Anyone else care to join? lol

ofc = of course I'd of thought.

[Chris-VTR]

Oh hai, don't think we know you that well... come join us :hug:

Sure i could lend a hand, get to know you all :homme:

sure does lol....nice colour sax you got there ;)

Why thank you ;) pleasure to be meeting you auds :hug:

[Prickle]

Intense is good :P

forgive me but wtf is ofc???

step on that pedal :P ;)

Ofcourse. ;)

You're forgiven. :P

I will see you two in a few hours then ;)

Anyone else care to join? lol

Yep you shall. :P

[L20VTS]

Sure i could lend a hand, get to know you all :homme:



Why thank you ;) pleasure to be meeting you auds :hug:

Free tonight ;) lol

[Chris-VTR]

Free tonight ;) lol

Where we all meeting ;)? Haha

[auds]

I will see you two in a few hours then ;)

Anyone else care to join? lol

ofc = of course I'd of thought.


oh yeah lmao :oops: I'm now slightly tipsy :P
only slightly mind :P

Sure i could lend a hand, get to know you all :homme:



Why thank you ;) pleasure to be meeting you auds :hug:

maybe not just a hand ;) haha

Yes you have good taste in colour :A: my baby beast is also this sexy blue :P

Pleasure to erm kinda of meet you lol although not in person haha :P :hug: awwww

[Si-Gore]

Can me and my gang of essex chavs join too?

[L20VTS]

Where we all meeting ;)? Haha

Mine I think :S lol

Please PM me your application form including, name, age, cock size & pic :A:

[auds]

Ofcourse. ;)

You're forgiven. :P



Yep you shall. :P


You are a very forgiving man :P :D

I might trial him before we get to you though Hannah babe, hope you don't mind ;)
x

Where we all meeting ;)? Haha

Where the rain is :P

[Chris-VTR]

maybe not just a hand ;) haha

Yes you have good taste in colour :A: my baby beast is also this sexy blue :P

Pleasure to erm kinda of meet you lol although not in person haha :P :hug: awwww

I like your thinking ;) .. and they should definatly call it that dont you think :P

Woo internet relations <3 :hug: haha

[auds]

Can me and my gang of essex chavs join too?

Oh the more the merrier hey Han.....don't you just love multiply orgasms ;) hahaha

[Prickle]

You are a very forgiving man :P :D

I might trial him before we get to you though Hannah babe, hope you don't mind ;)
x


:P

Just pull up in a back street yeah. ;)

[L20VTS]

Oh the more the merrier hey Han.....don't you just love multiply orgasms ;) hahaha

I reckon you're right, we need more female input as well though tbh :zainy:

[auds]

I like your thinking ;) .. and they should definatly call it that dont you think :P

Woo internet relations <3 :hug: haha

Oh yes they should haha :D :A: :hug:


:P

Just pull up in a back street yeah. ;)

Well why not eh....nice cold breeze on the cheeks ;)

[Chris-VTR]

Mine I think :S lol

Please PM me your application form including, name, age, cock size & pic :A:

Yep on it now ;)... You have to pass the test too mind, so you'll find your form attatched on my pm :A:

[auds]

I reckon you're right, we need more female input as well though tbh :zainy:

Mmmm yes we need Jen, Holly and Lacey :P then I think we sorted :A:

Han how big are your boobs :P x

[Prickle]

Oh yes they should haha :D :A: :hug:




Well why not eh....nice cold breeze on the cheeks ;)

Ahaha, yep. ;)

Prepare yourself. :P

[auds]

Ahaha, yep. ;)

Prepare yourself. :P

Oh I am prepared :P

Like your sig btw ;) haha

[L20VTS]

Yep on it now ;)... You have to pass the test too mind, so you'll find your form attatched on my pm :A:

aren't you well trained ;)

Mmmm yes we need Jen, Holly and Lacey :P then I think we sorted :A:

Han how big are your boobs :P x

Yes they need to join us tbh! That gf of that lads on here that's on fb reckon she'd be well up for it tbh.

nothing amazing 34b, I'll send you a pic ;) x

[Prickle]

Oh I am prepared :P

Like your sig btw ;) haha

I thought you would. ;)

I hope you are. :P

you lying on your back on ther bonnet orrrr? bonnets not fussed. :homme:

[Si-Gore]

Why don't you two women just jump into jens bed and get this over with ;)

[auds]

aren't you well trained ;)



Yes they need to join us tbh! That gf of that lads on here that's on fb reckon she'd be well up for it tbh.

nothing amazing 34b, I'll send you a pic ;) x

you mean Jen and Si :D hehe oh Jen would be very much up for it, Si also ;)

Pic would be awesome :P well I'm sure I can have fun with them :P x

I thought you would. ;)

I hope you are. :P

you lying on your back on ther bonnet orrrr? bonnets not fussed. :homme:

oh I am ;)

I'd rather bend over the bonnet tbh ;) haha don't wana dent it now :P

[auds]

Why don't you two women just jump into jens bed and get this over with ;)

I'm willing :P ;)

[Prickle]

oh I am ;)

I'd rather bend over the bonnet tbh ;) haha don't wana dent it now :P

;)

i like your thinking. :P

[auds]

;)

i like your thinking. :P

:cool: yes well you know cant go damaging our pride and joys now can we no matter how much pleasure we would have doing so :P ;)

[Si-Gore]

Oi i have a name hannah :O cheeky ;)

[Prickle]

:cool: yes well you know cant go damaging our pride and joys now can we no matter how much pleasure we would have doing so :P ;)

:A:

definatly. ;)

Than after stroll to hannahs and continue. :homme:

[L20VTS]

Picking some random parked up cars bonnet and we could be onto a winner though!

Would be interesting if it had a car alarm.

[Si-Gore]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090805235701/wikiality/images/6/6a/Lesbians-theory-practice.jpg

[auds]

:A:

definatly. ;)

Than after stroll to hannahs and continue. :homme:


Sounds like a plan.....you seem confident you can handle it too :P hehe

Hannah where you gone???? you can't go falling asleep now :omg: tut tut :P


Awwwww Si, I'm sure she knew really, just teasing you ;)

[L20VTS]

Sounds like a plan.....you seem confident you can handle it too :P hehe

Hannah where you gone???? you can't go falling asleep now :omg: tut tut :P


Awwwww Si, I'm sure she knew really, just teasing you ;)

My internet threw a spazzy at me :( Thought I'd lost you all for the night haha

[Prickle]

Picking some random parked up cars bonnet and we could be onto a winner though!

Would be interesting if it had a car alarm.

Continue during it or try and finish before you think it'll goes on? ;)

[auds]

Picking some random parked up cars bonnet and we could be onto a winner though!

Would be interesting if it had a car alarm.


There you are lol :P haha ahhh fuck the car alarm :P the owners can watch ;)


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090805235701/wikiality/images/6/6a/Lesbians-theory-practice.jpg

Erm I much prefer theory :P

[Prickle]

Sounds like a plan.....you seem confident you can handle it too :P hehe

Im confident, but not over confident. ;)

[L20VTS]

Theory looks quite good to me.

I think you'd have to choose a certain type of car as to what owner you usually get, hoping then when they come running out because their car alarm is going off they just join in :D

[auds]

My internet threw a spazzy at me :( Thought I'd lost you all for the night haha


Phew hehe :P stupid internet how dare it do such things when we are having such talks :P

Continue during it or try and finish before you think it'll goes on? ;)

Now I think you must be getting slightly excited there John ;) 'it'll goes on' :P lol :P

[auds]

Im confident, but not over confident. ;)

The best way to be ;)

Theory looks quite good to me.

I think you'd have to choose a certain type of car as to what owner you usually get, hoping then when they come running out because their car alarm is going off they just join in :D

Nah they can watch :P haha

[Si-Gore]

Enough with the chit chat. Get on with the action!

[Prickle]

Now I think you must be getting slightly excited there John ;) 'it'll goes on' :P lol :P

Pmsl. ;)

Im calm. are you? :P

[auds]

Enough with the chit chat. Get on with the action!

I know I want action :fcuk: lmao