best position to have tea and biscuits in a saxo???? :D

[KieranYeh]

what it says on the tin :y:

was just thinking about it, what way works the best?
not that i have, just curious of other peoples experience.. you public indecent criminals!
spread your views and ideas!

I was thinking rear seats turned flat down?

Bit of a random thread but im bored :y:

[Tontsy]

to make love . . .

you fag :homme: lol.

[Dom]

Was covered a few days ago :y: Would post the link to the thread but SaxP's search function isn't working, but still, My personal favourite:
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

[saxova]

I'm 6ft 4, so the saxo's a squeeze anywhere!

I don't have a parcel shelf, so bending her over the back seat with her head in the boot seems to work well.

Perfect for anyone who pulls a munter lol.

Or when you take the rear bench out.. a double Air bed fits pretty snug in the back, lean front seats forward.. LOADS of room ;)

[dannyboy2005]

Was covered a few days ago :y: Would post the link to the thread but SaxP's search function isn't working, but still, My personal favourite:
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

LMMFAO!

Dom you simpson, pencil dick!

How on earth you managed that, i shell never know.

[Tontsy]

Was covered a few days ago :y: Would post the link to the thread but SaxP's search function isn't working, but still, My personal favourite:
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

ahaha im lovin the chop of the R rim there!
attention to fucking detail!

[Dom]

LMMFAO!

Dom you simpson, pencil dick!

How on earth you managed that, i shell never know.

Honestly, I have tried this and it does work, although cramp does start to kick in after a while. & Im not yellow :panic: lol

ahaha im lovin the chop of the R rim there!
attention to fucking detail!

Had to be done! Fuck photoshop, Paint FTMFW!!

[SnaRe]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=306630

[Princey_vts]

thats the only position you can 'shag' in a saxo. Even then its a squeeze. i love the time and effort thats gone into that drawing:D

[KieranYeh]

Woah, nice picture XD
ah got beaten to it... The rear bench is a good idea, head in the boot..
still thinking the bench removed wins..
if not that the diagram is pretty sound.. just no room either side of you

[Dom]

thats the only position you can 'shag' in a saxo. Even then its a squeeze. i love the time and effort thats gone into that drawing:D

I made it a few days ago for the other thread Snare posted up :y: Took all of 2 minutes :afro:

[SnaRe]

You won't be 'making love', you'll be smashing her back door in.

[Dom]

You won't be 'making love', you'll be smashing her back door in.

Its all about missing the pink and potting the brown ;)

[iMystikz]

LMFAO at making love, in a car? I'd call that sex tbh. Nice drawings Dom ;)

[KieranYeh]

You won't be 'making love', you'll be smashing her back door in.

haha, i didnt want to sound rude you see :D

and tbh, you cant call doggy in the back making love. :)

[Tontsy]

as we are all into cars... should the saying not be, smash her bottom end ?

[SnaRe]

as we are all into cars... should the saying not be, smash her bottom end ?

Good point there! :y:

How ever you're still riding the dirt track.

[Princey_vts]

I made it a few days ago for the other thread Snare posted up :y: Took all of 2 minutes :afro:

f-ing top work lad. Over the bonnet is the best after the engine has been runnning for a while so its nice & warm whilst you have her best mate naked sitting in the drivers seat revving the arse off the engine for added vibrations whilst your skiing down the pink run...! Better with a decat and some damn soft suspension too. :drink:

[dannyboy2005]

as we are all into cars... should the saying not be, smash her bottom end ?

LOL

'Her sump got smashed in'

Anyway, Over the bonnet is far the best. Be sure the handbrake is on though!

[Tontsy]

Good point there! :y:

How ever you're still riding the dirt track.

says you and your tractor... like you complain about using the dirt, even if its your momma,s sister, daughter...i get confused what girl is what relation to you guys these days :p

[dannyboy2005]

f-ing top work lad. Over the bonnet is the best after the engine has been runnning for a while so its nice & warm whilst you have her best mate naked sitting in the drivers seat revving the arse off the engine for added vibrations whilst your skiing down the pink run...! Better with a decat and some damn soft suspension too. :drink:

Fuck, you beat me to it.

Why would her mate be in the car watching her mate get fucked lol.

I'd get a brick, and place it on the pedal so you get that nice vibrating effect at about 4K

Time you finished, payed for the fuel used to keep you warm, drive to location and possibly denting the hood, it'd be cheaper for a prozzie?

[SnaRe]

says you and your tractor... like you complain about using the dirt, even if its your momma,s sister, daughter...i get confused what girl is what relation to you guys these days :p

Cheeky fecker! Just you wait... ;)

[KieranYeh]

So far it seems the reclining position is the most popular.. passenger side, but someone made a good point on the other thread.. both front seats pushed forward and her on them?...
Being caught sucks too D:
she was "letting my tires down" and a police car arrived
got a good telling off for that one :y:

[Princey_vts]

Fuck, you beat me to it.

Why would her mate be in the car watching her mate get fucked lol.

I'd get a brick, and place it on the pedal so you get that nice vibrating effect at about 4K

Time you finished, payed for the fuel used to keep you warm, drive to location and possibly denting the hood, it'd be cheaper for a prozzie?

you either have a heavy accelerator or light brick to keep it at 4k. Best using a sponge :). As for her mate in the car, i dunno just using my imagination to the advantage.

As far as prossies go, im unaware of the price lists? :y:

[dannyboy2005]

So far it seems the reclining position is the most popular.. passenger side, but someone made a good point on the other thread.. both front seats pushed forward and her on them?...
Being caught sucks too D:
she was "letting my tires down" and a police car arrived
got a good telling off for that one :y:

You've been caught? :panic:

[Dom]

you either have a heavy accelerator or light brick to keep it at 4k. Best using a sponge :). As for her mate in the car, i dunno just using my imagination to the advantage.

As far as prossies go, im unaware of the price lists? :y:

In Bedford's whore house (Genevieve's) its £10 entry, £40 half hour or £70 a hour.

[dannyboy2005]

In Bedford's whore house (Genevieve's) its £10 entry, £40 half hour or £70 a hour.

Aye

Thats for a shag mind you

Hand Job is around £40 iirc & so is a blow job (though i'd want value for money, get a slut that D.T.

[Dom]

Aye

Thats for a shag mind you

Hand Job is around £40 iirc & so is a blow job (though i'd want value for money, get a slut that D.T.

Theres one down Ampthill Road, MILF, she is £70 for a hour. So I've heard.

Right, time to get off SaxP now and KO. Night Boys and Girls x

[KieranYeh]

Yeah caught being given a blowjob (:
she was "bleeding my brakes"
haha.. i like that one ^^

[dannyboy2005]

Yeah caught being given a blowjob (:
she was "bleeding my brakes"
haha.. i like that one ^^

by a police man?

Try doing it down the M1. Your heart starts pumping then!

I've received it in MK car park, by john lewis. No one battered an eye lid.

[dannyboy2005]

Theres one down Ampthill Road, MILF, she is £70 for a hour. So I've heard.

Right, time to get off SaxP now and KO. Night Boys and Girls x

Can you holla her for me?

[Dom]

Can you holla her for me?

Beds on Sunday :y:

BTW Before anyone on Sax-P thinks I go to Prozzies, Its just what my mates have told me :)

EDIT: Hold up, you already have a mrs? lol

[dannyboy2005]

Bed's on sunday?

"Discreet, MILF, Ampthill Road Area"

Just to make sure, she's not a Indian?

And yes i do, She's a year older then me = MILF! LOL

[Princey_vts]

In Bedford's whore house (Genevieve's) its £10 entry, £40 half hour or £70 a hour.

LMAO! Sound like you got a loyalty card you know so much. Get me a free taster?

[Princey_vts]

Theres one down Ampthill Road, MILF, she is £70 for a hour. So I've heard.

Right, time to get off SaxP now and KO. Night Boys and Girls x

<<<------ is just browsing google maps and opening aa route finder!

[adjy90]

Why would her mate be in the car watching her mate get fucked lol.


she could be next? :fcuk:

[turbomad2b3]

Was covered a few days ago :y: Would post the link to the thread but SaxP's search function isn't working, but still, My personal favourite:
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

lmao awesome , lovin the vtr rim cut out haha

[Kev_Vtec]

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

hahaha epic :y:

[Saxo-Will]

Domleydon, you are officially one of my idols lmfao!!! although shoulda used an S rim ;)

[lewisvtrmk1]

funny thing found out last night stripping out the back seats makes it easy to nob in

[Saaamon]

Virgin...

[Phreaktwo]

My girlfriend refuses to have sex with me in the saxo... Im 6ft plus so apparently it'll 'never work' :( lol

[KieranYeh]

Virgin...

I wish i was a sex god like yourself mate :y:
and not nearly ;)

[JamesR]

"Make love" - Slow missionary

"Proper Banging" - Doggy

[Tom]

My girlfriend refuses to have sex with me in the saxo... Im 6ft plus so apparently it'll 'never work' :( lol

Sorry but I lol'd at reading this topic and seeing your location. :zainy:
What an unfortunate name for a place.

[JamesR]

Sorry but I lol'd at reading this topic and seeing your location. :zainy:
What an unfortunate name for a place.

OMG - wetwang!

What a absolute epic name lol

[KieranYeh]

OMG - wetwang!

What a absolute epic name lol

Lololololololol NO WAY xD

Thats like being called Ben Dover