Service from local Ford garage!

[Viper]

Took the fiesta in to Ford (Stoneacre) yesterday for them to sort out an idle problem.

Was called this morning to say I could pick it up as they didnt find the fault.

When I saw the car, I noticed it had been "cleaned"

Now... I say "cleaned" because It was BETTER than it was before. The state before was VERY dirty. not been washed for months, and someone had written "I am a cunt" in the bonnet. This was no longer visible.

The wheels were slightly cleaner. Oh yeh, and they had parked it right by a building site, so it was instantly dusty, and under a tree, which had dropped leaves and crap all over it.

Useless wankers. When I mentioned the poor job, the lady on the desk offered to take it in to wash again. I just laughed and said I would do it myself.. and asked her to tell the people that wash the cars to use common sense..

Retards

[P90PTS]

Vauxhall offered this for me too, I told the boy to shove it up his arse.

[Predator_R32]

Tell them not to was ht he car next time, service it and thats it, but even then they will still wash it

[Viper]

oh aye. If I had known they were going to do it I would have told them to stay the fuck away from it!

Unfortunately they seem to think theyre doing me a favour by scratching my paint...

[Aly]

My mate has a Fiesta ST and he always in Ford dealerships and they always wash it for him.

They must wash the car with fairy liquid or something funky because it's never a good finish.

[TU-Tuning]

Theyre told not to wash them incase they disintegrate into a pile of rusty scraps

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[Predator_R32]

Theyre told not to wash them incase they disintegrate into a pile of rusty scraps

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lol tis true though, fiestas are really bad for rusting

[TypeRDavid]

Look on the bright side at least its an excuse to get the polisher out lol.;)

[jimbo06]

Alot of dealerships are like this when it comes to washing cars, i took my mam an dads civic over honda for its service and cought one bloke who was cleaning a brand new champ white fn2 ctr drop the sponge on the floor, pick it up and carried on cleaning again...what a wanker :n:

[Predator_R32]

Jimbo i would of got out and gave him the detailing talk

[CaptainYid]

only thing is, the people that wash the cars for the dealerships get payed by the car not by the hour.

[adamm]

lol one of my mates really wont listen to me he is taking his car to the dealership as he just got a brand new corsa its white and basicly some grease marks are on it and wont wash off. sooo funny i asked have you tried to remove them
he sais yeah scrubbed at them and everything
i said dont scrub to much
he sais naaaah i used a sponge and that big lols

i told him a degreaser would do the job fine lol. he must be mad to go to a dealership just to get it cleaned

[jimbo06]

Jimbo i would of got out and gave him the detailing talk

"Hey man your doing it all wrong....." haha

[geoffgti88]

Hi mate you will find theres a update for the ecu that will sort the rough idle, dunno y they told u there was no fault! I worked at Ford and everytime a fiesta came in with that fault plugged it into the Diagnostics and updated the ecu and problem sorted (Y)

[Viper]

is that for the mk7 ZS?

Any idea what the update is called?

Thank you!

[daz_zz_er]

Lol i never let anyone touch my car apart from me.

[Viper]

ah well thats how i am, but i didnt know they were going to molest it :(