Need a funny Out Of Office reply.......

[Mk1VTR]

K im going to barcelona on monday and need a funny reply for anyone who emails my work email adress while im away! My last one was '' i am currently lying up like a lord in Paris sipping fine wines and dining on some rather exquisite French dishes....in other words im in Paris filling my face while in the process of getting full.''

cheers!!

[tokyodrifte]

Following the outcome of the election, I have decided to leave this country.... for 2 weeks :afro:

[JdashC90]

"Unfortunatly, your e-mail is NOT very important to me as I am currently in Barcelona, soaking up the sun, probably on he beach or getting drunk, whilst you are in the office, probably playing crappy games or watching interet porn"

[Quick]

"I'm currently having the sex-change operation that I have always wanted, please address all future emails to Susan"

[Moke]

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

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Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

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The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

:)

[Caino]

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

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Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

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The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
:)


thats genious

[Mk1VTR]

Ahhh these a class! Lol

[Moke]

Haha, plenty of these have been used in our office ;)

The last one about the connection error is a classic! :D