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TheDanBurgess
17th June 2010, 23:29
Typical scene boy racer ragging it at a roundabout and crashed... No before anyone says ;)
I was going round the roundabout when a foreigner lorry is in the left lane and went into the right lane as I was about to go down it so I had to dodge it by going around again but that didn't really happen and I hit the curb at about 30, now done over my wishbone and other things i'm not really sure of. The car wouldn't move because it was rubbing against arch.
Apparently car will be on the road again this time next week, I got trailer'd home by my friend it was the first person he trailered home in his new Hummer H2. :D was sick :P
So all in all I dislike foreigners. :D
y0? x
"I was driving my Saxo round a roundabout, when a foreigner in a lorry merged incorrectly into the other lane, and, not being the best of drivers, i panicked and clipped the kerb at about 30MPH, fucking the wishbone..
Car will be sorted next week. Got the car trailered home with my mates new Hummer H2. I vomited.
So after this, i dislike foreigners, even though i put 'lorry drivers die' instead of 'foreign lorry drivers die' as the thread title.
Hi? x"
L20VTS
17th June 2010, 23:30
pointlesss and wtf i dont understand a word of that :S or is it just me?
Agreed. especially the polish ones, sneaky fuckers.
VTomR
17th June 2010, 23:32
pointlesss and wtf i dont understand a word of that :S or is it just me?
its cos your not from essex ;)
TheDanBurgess
17th June 2010, 23:35
pointlesss and wtf i dont understand a word of that :S or is it just me?
Basically a lorry cut me up I had to move out of the way of death and hit a curb.
KINGVTS
17th June 2010, 23:37
can someone translate this story to english?
Peter_D
17th June 2010, 23:38
I'll translate for you lot:
I was driving my Saxo round a roundabout, when a foreigner in a lorry merged incorrectly into the other lane, and, not being the best of drivers, i panicked and clipped the kerb at "about 30MPH", fucking the wishbone..
Car will be sorted next week. Got the car trailered home with my mates new Hummer H2. I vomited.
So after this, i dislike foreigners, even though i put 'lorry drivers die' instead of 'foreign lorry drivers die' as the thread title.
Hi? x
Ryan
17th June 2010, 23:41
at what point did vtec kick in y0?
Peter_D
17th June 2010, 23:41
And here it is translated into French, and then back into English using a dodgy translator online!
Boy's race car of typical ragging stage it in a carousel and crashed... Not before somebody says
I went around the carousel when foreigner's truck is in the small left road and entered the small fair road as I was on to take it down so I must have eluded it by taking for a walk me once again but it really did not arrive and I hit restriction in about 30, now crossed to tobacco my fork and of other things with which I am not really sure. The car would not move because it rubbed against the arch.
Obviously the car will be on the road once again this time next week, I accepted trailer' d in the home by my friend it was the first person it trailered in the home in its new Hummer H2. been sick
If as a result I detest foreigners.
y0? x
K17NEY
17th June 2010, 23:41
Without lorry drivers the country would come to a standstill.think about it.And lorry drivers cannot see cars if they are beside theire cab,its a massive blind spot for them,never undertake a lorry on a roundabout!
Jay_
17th June 2010, 23:43
Peter_ D that is very helpful! nice one!
Peter_D
17th June 2010, 23:44
Here's it translated into German and back into English -
Typical scene young racer ragging in a carousel and smashes... Not, before somebody says
I went around the carousel if a foreign truck is in the left lane and entered into the right lane as I planned to go down it in such a way, I had to make way to him, while I went all around again, but this did not happen really, and I hit the restriction in about 30, now wiedergemacht my fork leg and other things which I am sure not really. The car would not move because it rubbed against the curve.
Apparently car on the street will be this time the next week again, I got trailer'd home by my friend it the first person was he trailered home in his new lobster H2. it was ill
So, all in all, I do not like foreigner.
y0? x
TheDanBurgess
17th June 2010, 23:46
:D Those translations where epic. I went around the carousel ;)
K17NEY
17th June 2010, 23:47
Here's it translated into German and back into English -
Typical scene young racer ragging in a carousel and smashes... Not, before somebody says
I went around the carousel if a foreign truck is in the left lane and entered into the right lane as I planned to go down it in such a way, I had to make way to him, while I went all around again, but this did not happen really, and I hit the restriction in about 30, now wiedergemacht my fork leg and other things which I am sure not really. The car would not move because it rubbed against the curve.
Apparently car on the street will be this time the next week again, I got trailer'd home by my friend it the first person was he trailered home in his new lobster H2. it was ill
So, all in all, I do not like foreigner.
y0? x
Having a random night????
Peter_D
17th June 2010, 23:50
English - Russian - English:
The typical fan of fast driving of a stage ragging it in an indirect route also was wrecked... Is not present before Luba does not speak
I rotated an indirect route when the lorry of the foreigner is in the left lane and have entered into a proper lane as I was going to go down on it so, I should avoid it, going around once again, but it really done not happen, and I amazed restriction in approximately 30, now altered mine вилочка and other things concerning which I really am not assured. The car would not move, because it rubbed against an arch.
Apparently the car will be on road once again this time next week, I have received trailer'd home my friend, it was the first person it trailered home in its new Жужжалке H2. There were patients
So as a whole I do not love foreigners.
y0? x
English - Japanese - English:
At the roundabout boy racer scene typical crashes before you say bad things about it ... No, I left a lane roundabout foreign trucks I was going round everyone go around again I had to fend off as I went around it down the right lane and I did not really happen that approximately 30 Now, I hit a curb with my wishbone done through others really do not know. The car does not move and it was rubbing against the arch. Apparently the car at the road again next week to become, I got a new house Hummer H2 trailer 'd he trailered his home my friend who was the first. I was sick I hate all foreigners all of them. Y0 to? X-
Peter_D
17th June 2010, 23:52
And finally, English - Spanish - English:
The boy's broker of scene typical ragging it in a merry-go-round and covered with stars... Not before someone says
I was going about the merry-go-round when a foreigner's truck is in the left footpath and it entered the right footpath when I was on the verge of it like that went down I had to avoid it walking again but this really did not happen and I struck the brake in approximately 30, now turned to doing my fuse and other things of which I am not sure really. The car would not move because this was rubbing against the arch.
Evidently the car will be in the way again this time next week, I obtained trailer'd to house for my friend she was the first person he trailered to house in his new Hummer H2. it was sick
So as a whole foreigners dislike me.
Y0? x
K17NEY
17th June 2010, 23:54
And finally, English - Spanish - English:
The boy's broker of scene typical ragging it in a merry-go-round and covered with stars... Not before someone says
I was going about the merry-go-round when a foreigner's truck is in the left footpath and it entered the right footpath when I was on the verge of it like that went down I had to avoid it walking again but this really did not happen and I struck the brake in approximately 30, now turned to doing my fuse and other things of which I am not sure really. The car would not move because this was rubbing against the arch.
Evidently the car will be in the way again this time next week, I obtained trailer'd to house for my friend she was the first person he trailered to house in his new Hummer H2. it was sick
So as a whole foreigners dislike me.
Y0? x
im way too tired for this shit!
Peter_D
17th June 2010, 23:58
im way too tired for this shit!
How does your tiredness affect it? :hug:
KINGVTS
18th June 2010, 00:01
im way too tired for this shit!
why do you not class this as spam then?
Oh i forget, you like to follow me about the forums giving random abuse
Peter_D
18th June 2010, 00:02
How old are you Kingvts?
Tell us a bit about yourself
KINGVTS
18th June 2010, 00:04
How old are you Kingvts?
Tell us a bit about yourself
are you trying to groom me?
Peter_D
18th June 2010, 00:05
I'm not sure, if you tell me your age and you're younger than me, then yeah i think thats classed as grooming
KINGVTS
18th June 2010, 00:07
18
groom away
KingVTS
Age: 18
Location: Southampton but he's never been to scunthorpe.
Car: Fabia VRS
Hobbies: Chatting shit. Skiing.
Peter_D
18th June 2010, 00:11
I need to know more about you to professionally groom you
Why don't you enlighten people about yourself? I just don't see the point in being some anonymous dude that just pops on the forum, has his say, but no one cares?
What do you do in your spare time?
xxx
KINGVTS
18th June 2010, 00:12
usual stuff mate
hanging about with mates, cars bikes, chatting up the potang
Peter_D
18th June 2010, 00:14
Whats your reason for remaining on this forum? Do you enjoy alot of the threads? Do you find things humorous, and want to come back for more?
KINGVTS
18th June 2010, 00:15
thats it yeah
Peter_D
18th June 2010, 00:18
Why not join in on the humour and have twice the fun, and less hassle?
KINGVTS
18th June 2010, 00:22
Why not join in on the humour and have twice the fun, and less hassle?
i try mate, but the usual regulars just slate me whatever i say, then send abusive messages etc
all very very sad really
shame the admin do nothing about it, this place is getting less busy all the time what with regulars being generally abusive to anyone not in the saxo clique
Mr_P
18th June 2010, 08:18
Just spat tea all over my fucking monitor reading them translations. :clapping:
And who the fuck tries to pass a lorry on a roundabout? You stupid?
L20VTS
18th June 2010, 08:43
those translations are epic! still whole thing makes no sense tho haha
adamm
18th June 2010, 08:55
Just spat tea all over my fucking monitor reading them translations. :clapping:
And who the fuck tries to pass a lorry on a roundabout? You stupid?
some roundabouts are huge though he may have been on a big one...
russelldav
18th June 2010, 09:09
You went up the inside of an articulated lorry on a roundabout and you're surprised he "cut across" in to your lane?!!!!!
:wall:
That's what large, articulated vehicles do - sorry you had to learn the hard way. It has nothing to do with the fact he was foreign - that's as relevant as the colour of your car in this situation.
MiniGibbo
18th June 2010, 09:15
I always sit on the inside of trucks wheter im in my van or car, fuckers should sit on there side of the road cutting over both lanes is jsut there pure ignorance and laziness.
Phils_VTR
18th June 2010, 09:15
lol hope you died
Manu
18th June 2010, 10:00
And who the fuck tries to pass a lorry on a roundabout? You stupid?
This :clapping:
Any driver going side to side with a lorry in a roundabout is fucking stupid. Yet another of these (useless)threads where the OP makes a mistake and blames it on the other road user.
Lorry Drivers Die.
And then you would have no food, no petrol, supermarkets running out of stuff in 3 days flat etc.. And ultimately no toilet paper, you'd be quickly begging them lorry drivers to come back. Lol at dissing every one of them because you can't drive.
L20VTS
18th June 2010, 10:03
This :clapping:
Any driver going side to side with a lorry in a roundabout is fucking stupid. Yet another of these (useless)threads where the OP makes a mistake and blames it on the other road user.
And then you would have no food, no petrol, supermarkets running out of stuff in 3 days flat etc.. And ultimately no toilet paper, you'd be quickly egging them lorry drivers to come back. Lol at dissing every one of them because you can't drive.
completely agree :A:
ive found usually lorry drivers are some of politest best drivers on the road
Manu
18th June 2010, 10:21
Same, they drive for a living and are responsible for their lorry. Shows how some drivers around here are well inexperienced, learn the hard way and blame it on the next guy. Roundabouts are not meant for overtaking, period.
I lost count how how many times I could have been squeezed in a roundabout if I had been playing boyracer with a lorry. ultimately you win because the insurance backs you up since you're inside the roundabout. On the other hand you may end up with a write off.
timmythechef
18th June 2010, 10:27
dirty bastards
Bound
18th June 2010, 11:32
...Who deleted my reply?
Can't be arsed too quote it again, thanks mods :(.
TheDanBurgess
18th June 2010, 11:39
Rets, He had just pulled off the exit and was going down and suddenly went into the over taking lane as I was coming off the same exit into the overtaking lane. and he for no reason without indication went into my lane so I had to get the fuck out of the way.
blaire1988
18th June 2010, 12:56
Apparently car on the street will be this time the next week again, I got trailer'd home by my friend it the first person was he trailered home in his new lobster H2. it was ill
that made me laugh i was nearly crying lobster lol
Carlvtr88
18th June 2010, 14:32
pointlesss and wtf i dont understand a word of that :S or is it just me?
i didnt either.
samueljonburgess
18th June 2010, 14:53
in the words of clarkson him self " change gear, change gear, rape a prostitute"
dav0506
18th June 2010, 16:56
in the words of clarkson him self " change gear, change gear, rape a prostitute"
I think we should have tried harder to get him to run for p.m
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