smeary windscreen!! help

[gazzainayr]

hi folks,,small problem here..someone egged my windscreen a few weeks ago + no matter what i do i cant get the streakiness off..ive tried glass cleaner,white spirits,vinegar, everything to get the marks off but to no joy..has anyone got any ideas how to get rid of because its a pain in the arse any help appreciated

[claff]

hahaha

[VTHall]

hahaha

Very very helpful.
You tried vanish ;) ?

[Stevebear]

heard that a cloth with a load of bleach on it laid out on the windscreen for a while would work - would imagine not wringing with the stuff as would run onto other areas - not brave enough to try it myself tho!

[-Jason-]

I know exactly what would work.

A new windscreen ;)

Anyway I would just suggest spraying glass cleaner on and leaving it for a while and then wash off with very hot water

[harry289]

try using a flangal too. might help

[coleman258]

Tried polish?

[Viper]

Try a strong car safe degreaser or maybe wheel cleaner? Something strong should shift it. Maybe some tar remover?

[Saxo-SX]

Get a bird to poo on it.

Very Acidic.

You might be better putting this in the "Car care and detailing" section.

[Peter_D]

Have you tried sandpaper on it, or wire wool?

[-Jason-]

WD40 tbh

[marcusd]

are u sure its egg? and sure you;ve been caught out at a dogging hotspot having your car look like a painters radio

[saxo-dude-16v]

im not sure if this is correct but i think i heard somwhere that newspaper + vinegar works

[Qucifer666]

toothpaste? meant to be abrasive and help remove marks on glass

[blackie_2k5]

petrol

[04gallsopp]

Have you tried sandpaper on it, or wire wool?

sandpaper to the windscreen , its like another mans cock on ya face you just dont do i t

[Bound]

Have you tried sandpaper on it, or wire wool?

sandpaper to the windscreen , its like another mans cock on ya face you just dont do i t

...I have no idea how sandpaper-ing a windscreen is like another mans cock on your face...

[04gallsopp]

you just dont do i tha ha , youll scratch the fuck out ya windsreen
, like you wouldnt put a mans cock on ya face

[dav0506]

...I have no idea how sandpaper-ing a windscreen is like another mans cock on your face...

His point was you just don't do that!

You wouldn't put sandpaper on a windscreen just like you'd never put another man's cock on your face

Trust Peter_D to suggest sandpaper lol

[Lewis]

hahaha

What i thought at first :oops:

WD40 tbh

This should work, its cleaned my engine bay perfectly

[wadoryu]

new wiper blades