F**king Sheep!!!

[Darlo-paul]

Was driving along, minding my own business when all of a sudden this big ass sheep came running accross the road. Obviously had no choice but to hit the poor thing.

I could cry, going to cost me an arm and a leg to fix.

Not sure if you can see my facebook photo's from here but I cba to upload them again!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1210062&id=1566390377#!/photo.php?pid=1070034&id=1651991365&fbid=1441288246170

[TomBob]

Link not working. Is it only cosmetic damage?

[Mochachino]

LMFAO i lolled haha. Have a go at the farmer for lettin his sheep run around.

[jonathon5]

Hope you took the sheep to the nearest butchers.

[Bickerton]

Make sure your insurance company contacts the farmer, take a pic of the thngs tag..

[Rogue_Shadow]

Make sure your insurance company contacts the farmer, take a pic of the thngs tag..

Worth a shot :y:

[D--R--E--W]

When it said, Fucking sheep....



First thought was, this guy is Welsh

[K17NEY]

Make sure your insurance company contacts the farmer, take a pic of the thngs tag..

Good luck,i bet the sheep ran off! sheep are hard as fuck!

[Manu]

hmmmmm sheep barbie

Make sure your insurance company contacts the farmer, take a pic of the thngs tag..

this.

[Bickerton]

Good luck,i bet the sheep ran off! sheep are hard as fuck!

That sheep knocked you on your arse cos you are a pussy, not cos it was hard.. :homme:

[Rogue_Shadow]

had no choice but to hit the poor thing.



Good luck,i bet the sheep ran off! sheep are hard as fuck!

If it survived it would be "FUCKING SHEEP" not "poor thing"

So Im guessing its dead on the road or in the saxo's boot lol
:y:

[Bickerton]

If it survived it would be "FUCKING SHEEP" not "poor thing"



It may have survived and got all emotional about the ordeal?

[Gears]

damn sheep need leads. it bad damage?

[K17NEY]

That sheep knocked you on your arse cos you are a pussy, not cos it was hard.. :homme:

Lmao! Seriously tho,theire ard as fuck,i know of a few boys that have done fucked up nsfw stuff to sheep and seen them run off.

[TomBob]

It should have looked before crossing the road. Wasn't a zebra crossing was it?

[Bickerton]

It should have looked before crossing the road. Wasn't a zebra crossing was it?

Probably a Pelican

[Quick]

http://www.419eater.com/images/olu_martins01a.jpg

[Peter_D]

Lmao! Seriously tho,theire ard as fuck,i know of a few boys that have done fucked up nsfw stuff to sheep and seen them run off.

Sheep are fuckin solid things! I've lost count of the number of sheep i've punched, it wrecks your hand but doesn't even harm them!

I headbutted a lamb the other day and it didn't bother it but nearly cracked my skull! No joke

[-shuggles-]

same happened to my vtr, stood up and walked away:n:

[dave_1]

When it said, Fucking sheep....



First thought was, this guy is Welsh

shall we start on the scotish jokes


If it survived it would be "FUCKING SHEEP" not "poor thing"

So Im guessing its dead on the road or in the saxo's boot lol
:y:

your not allowed to pick it up if you hit it but the person behind you is


Sheep are fuckin solid things! I've lost count of the number of sheep i've punched, it wrecks your hand but doesn't even harm them!

I headbutted a lamb the other day and it didn't bother it but nearly cracked my skull! No joke

+1 to this not the headbutting bit but punching them and nearly shattering your knuckels is no joke



If you can find a whole in the field it came from then you should be able to claim off the farmer but you'll have to prove it was his sheep which unless you got the uk holding number and indervidual sheep number is gonna be hard the sheep should have the farmers initals on its side if its been marked.

[davidharvey]

I remember years ago was thumbing a lift and a fiesta that picked us up hit a sheep. The radiator, sump, bump, headight, wing and bonnet were all ruined, and the sheep just run off. They are hard as. We just got out and left the poor guy almost in tears

[Tontsy]

correct me if im worng, but if you are in an area, where there are wild sheep, or sheep that belong to a farmer...

they have right of way! same as horses, cows, or other livestock!

and surely, if you knew that there would be wild animals in the area, you shouldnt be minding your own business but looking out for such things, to stop something such as this accident from happening . . .

[Peter_D]

When i had my old Fiesta, i used to love bumping sheep.. Just gently though, not to hurt them

They're always on the single track road that goes to my house, and alot of the time they don't move for you in a hurry, so i t-bone then gently and spin them out

I remember t-boning one one day as it was crossing and it spun it out and it went rolling down a bank

I miss those days

[maddison_vts]

trust the welsh people to know the ins and outs of laws on sheep...

[dave_1]

correct me if im worng, but if you are in an area, where there are wild sheep, or sheep that belong to a farmer...

they have right of way! same as horses, cows, or other livestock!

and surely, if you knew that there would be wild animals in the area, you shouldnt be minding your own business but looking out for such things, to stop something such as this accident from happening . . .

Never heard of that one but could be right, never thought of that just thought he was just driving down a lane with fields on both sides

[-shuggles-]

When i had my old Fiesta, i used to love bumping sheep.. Just gently though, not to hurt them

They're always on the single track road that goes to my house, and alot of the time they don't move for you in a hurry, so i t-bone then gently and spin them out

I remember t-boning one one day as it was crossing and it spun it out and it went rolling down a bank

I miss those days

might try this sometime:y:

[Tontsy]

trust the welsh people to know the ins and outs of laws on sheep...

im the only person to have mentioned any kind of possible "law" more of a rule imo! about hitting sheep.

and im from Plymouth... about 20 minutes down the road from you. :homme:

[Viper]

Bickerton is spot on. Get a note of its tag and let insurance company have a word with the farmer :y:

[Darlo-paul]

I love the banter. Can I claim against the farmer? The sheep was marked with red ink, probably would help me locate the farmer? Also because they were at the side of the road, could I claim they are a hazard? I wasn't driving fast, actually was driving slow for the conditions, I hit the sheep on the o/s, so it'd just ran out infront of me.

[Viper]

it would depend on the situation i suppose.

did it have a number on the side or a splodge on its back?

[dav0506]

I love the banter. Can I claim against the farmer? The sheep was marked with red ink, probably would help me locate the farmer? Also because they were at the side of the road, could I claim they are a hazard? I wasn't driving fast, actually was driving slow for the conditions, I hit the sheep on the o/s, so it'd just ran out infront of me.

You sholud have shoved that sheep into the back of your car and took him home. You could have made a jumper out of his wool and then eaten the bastard. That would've teached the farmer to leave his livestock in the road!

[Darlo-paul]

it would depend on the situation i suppose.

did it have a number on the side or a splodge on its back?

Just an ink splodge. So it must of been owned by someone. The police said they may have trouble locating the owner. However I should be able to claim compo... Shouldn't they really be fenced off?

[Viper]

unless the sheep had jumped a fence and the farmer didnt know...

[Darlo-paul]

unless the sheep had jumped a fence and the farmer didnt know...

No, there were a few just wandering off down a road, surely they aren't allowed to be kept on a road side, thats asking for trouble, especially at night.

[Viper]

not sure then.

Be good to hear the other side of the story (farmer, not sheep)

[L20VTS]

Lmao! Seriously tho,theire ard as fuck,i know of a few boys that have done fucked up nsfw stuff to sheep and seen them run off.

I dont think anyone noticed that bit!!! lol.... what kind of "stuff" ? :homme:

[barrett]

Not seen the photos but can imagine the damage!

Don't think you will get compensation. Ultimately if you saw sheep on the road you should have slowed to a speed appropriate for the driving conditions and hazards, clearly you didn't. Farmer canny make sure all sheep are locked away at all times. They wish they could as you just killed one of his livestock reducing the profitability of his flock.

Hope the photos are as good as the ones of the deer splattered throughout a 4x4 in america!

[Gordi]

same thing nearly happened to us in my mates lupo. a big deer ran across the road right near my house! fuk knows where it lives was fooking massive!

[modedsaxo]

No, there were a few just wandering off down a road, surely they aren't allowed to be kept on a road side, thats asking for trouble, especially at night.

depends where u were, i mean over common land, nationa park land ect, they are free to roam on there !! location farmer wont be that dificult if its marked, that mark will only belong to one farm in the area! they only normally larked like that over open land because more than one farmer has sheep on there!

[modedsaxo]

dnt hit a badger then they virtually impossible to kill they just wreck the car lol, accidentaly hit one in last car on wat to work, new bumper and radiator needed! badger, walked off!

[Caino]

should have bum'd it before you told anyone about it 8-)

[modedsaxo]

Just an ink splodge. So it must of been owned by someone. The police said they may have trouble locating the owner. However I should be able to claim compo... Shouldn't they really be fenced off?

that"ink splodge" is a pitch mark, it should be easy to fine the farm it is from off that if its reasonalby clear, should be reasonaly new mark anyway as its probably not long been put on after shearing. it'll only belong to one farm, tag, well if it has one n if its actually from that farm, normally its bought with a tag and then they dont bother putting their own one in untill its sold, which i doubt it now lol, if ur on open or common land they have the right to roam wherever they want soz|!:A:

[D--R--E--W]

shall we start on the scotish jokes



not at any point was that intended as a joke

[davidharvey]

You sure it was a sheep?

Absolutely sure?

Not one of these? (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821672-convicts-dress-up-as-sheep-to-escape-high-security-prison)

By the way, you MUST LEGALLY report hitting a sheep to the police

[dannyboy2005]

Why do you want to punch sheep? Thats cruel,

Next time, he may stand in the road and have this at his disposable. Then we'll see which one runs away

http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss137/logic_guy/killersheep.jpg