Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Proffitt]

I don't know but Fifa said it didn't.


lol


/Grabs coat.

[Sparky26]

wasnt it somethin to do with the line not the road lol

[Bickerton]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

[Proffitt]

wasnt it somethin to do with the line not the road lol

No. lol

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Why Bickerton?

[PETE-VTR]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

to get into his blue GTI.

[andiz]

to get into his blue GTI.

i lol`d

[Bickerton]

Why did the pervert cross the road?





Why Bickerton?

Couldn't get it's nob out of the chicken

to get into his blue GTI.

Can't blame it ;)

[chadlcfc]

isnt it "why didnt the chicken cross the road?"

[Proffitt]

isnt it "why didnt the chicken cross the road?"

No. lolz x

[chadlcfc]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cos FIFA said it didn't.

[Proffitt]

Shut up and GTFO, it's my joke.

[chadlcfc]

its not your joke, you got it off sickipedia ;)

you plastic comedian.

[auds]

i lol`d

+1 sorry Paul....was funny though :P

[Proffitt]

its not your joke, you got it off sickipedia ;)

you plastic comedian.

I didn't actually, a friend told me (who granted proberly got it of sicipedia) but it's my joke to sax-p. Sooooo shhhhhh ;)

[chadlcfc]

oooooo i get you ;)

Great joke Tom ;)

[Aly]

Shut up and GTFO, it's my joke.

Pretty shit joke tbh.

[Proffitt]

oooooo i get you ;)

Great joke Tom ;)

Aw why thank you ;)


Pretty shit joke tbh.

Pretty shit post tbh.

[Bound]

its not your joke, you got it off sickipedia ;)

you plastic comedian.

I'm actually sick of people saying "YOU LIFTED THAT OFF SIKIPEDIA". Never to me.. because I don't, I've never been on there, it is a bit irritating - the facebook groups that rob jokes of mock the week/sikipedia I suppose.. but fucking going "LOL OMG YOU ROBBED THAT OF SICKIPEDIA".. no, not all jokes start on there, most don't, in fact, they are lifted from normal >funny< people then go on there. A website can't make jokes.

Fools.

[Proffitt]

Thanks Bound :hug: x

[Moke]

I'm actually sick of people saying "YOU LIFTED THAT OFF SIKIPEDIA". Never to me.. because I don't, I've never been on there, it is a bit irritating - the facebook groups that rob jokes of mock the week/sikipedia I suppose.. but fucking going "LOL OMG YOU ROBBED THAT OF SICKIPEDIA".. no, not all jokes start on there, most don't, in fact, they are lifted from normal >funny< people then go on there. A website can't make jokes.

Fools.

+1

Jade Goody is better than a moped. LOL JK. Mopeds can reach 30

No offence intended to anyone by the way!!

[tokyodrifte]

I'm actually sick of people saying "YOU LIFTED THAT OFF SIKIPEDIA". Never to me.. because I don't, I've never been on there, it is a bit irritating - the facebook groups that rob jokes of mock the week/sikipedia I suppose.. but fucking going "LOL OMG YOU ROBBED THAT OF SICKIPEDIA".. no, not all jokes start on there, most don't, in fact, they are lifted from normal >funny< people then go on there. A website can't make jokes.

Fools.

Dont let it get you down flower

[tom_wynne]

I know I really shouldn't have, but that made me chuckle. :ban:
+1

Jade Goody is better than a moped. LOL JK. Mopeds can reach 30

No offence intended to anyone by the way!!

[Bound]

Dont let it get you down flower

I'm a fighter :D.

[gixerbhoy]

Best joke I've heard lately was some guy who said man had been on the moon lol. Cracked me up.

[Moke]

Best joke I've heard lately was some guy who said man had been on the moon lol. Cracked me up.

Hahahahahahahaha. NO.

GTFO.

;)

[Proffitt]

Best joke I've heard lately was some guy who said man had been on the moon lol. Cracked me up.

Hahaha don't start, especially when Bound is in the room ;)

[stinkycheese]

Bound is a moron :D

[MattSaxoVTR]

Jade Goody is better than a moped. LOL JK. Mopeds can reach 30[/B]

No offence intended to anyone by the way!!
:clapping::clapping:never heard that joke before

[04gallsopp]

why did the eleaphaunt cross the road, coz it was the chickens day off

[23carragold]

why did the eleaphaunt cross the road, coz it was the chickens day off

:wall:

[-Jason-]

+1 sorry Paul....was funny though :P

Oh hai you enjoy blocking me off facebook did you lol

Possibly as immature as the rest of them on here

[djmartin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RnZlAERF-k4/SRPCdMZM_AI/AAAAAAAAAW8/_8ihc8JvVj0/s400/chicken.jpg

http://www.buenostours.com/images/why-does-the-chicken-cross-the-road.JPG

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/F/osama_chickenrun.jpg

[Bound]

Bound is a moron :D

....Are you calling Buzz Aldrin a moron?

He went to the moon mate, he was just second.

[Peter_D]

Here's one for ya...

Why didn't the baby ducks cross the road?





















Cos they fell down this drain

http://schend.net/images/funny/duck_drain.jpg

Mega fail

[Bound]

Sadest. Photo. Ever. :(.

[benJee_VTR]

Wasn't it the linesman that said it didnt, not Fifa? Still...good effort :y:

[SnaRe]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/280sw87237.gif