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jonathon5
30th June 2010, 18:48
Well another week another Nigerian Scammer...................

So lets send them another reply to there awsome offer :y:

Their email to me :

Dear beloved friend,

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I am giving you my trust and wish you will give me back the trust i have given you . I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I will die.

I am Mr. James Kattoun , I am 58 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the brain .From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless babys home, and was married to my late wife for twenty years without a child . My wife and I are true Christians, but quite unfortunately, she was killed during the (ABIDJAN- BOUAKE) Crisis some years back.

Since her death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my belongings and deposited all the sum of $10.2million dollars with a security company In Ivory Coast where i lived with my late wife all our lives, as it was pakaged and registered as a personal Valuable.


Presently, this money is still in their custody, and the management just wrote me as the Legitimate beneficiary to come forward to receive the Deposit after keeping it for so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over as a result of my illness, Presently,I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment. I have since lost my ability to walk about or do anything by myself and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.


It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any business of your choice and the gain made every year or 6 months as the case may be, distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babys home where I come from. I want your good humanitarian, to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around, 20% for you , I must let you know that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this issue because I have no further option. I hope you will help see my last wishes come true.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company. I will also issue you a letter of authority, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as
I stated herein. I will be happy if you can come down to Ivory Coast if possible

Hope to hear from you soonest,

Awaiting your reply
Yours Sincerely
Mr James Kattoun


My Reply :

Dear James

I am so suprised to recieve your offer, praise the Lord !

I am in a state of absolute shock that you have chosen me to be the benificiary of your $10.2 Million fortune. This must be my lucky day !

But I must warn you that I have also received an offer also today of $250,000,000 from Mr Ben Edward. Who I also believe to be in hospital with a greater tail of woe than yours.

James reading your life story has brought me to tears, tears of fucking laughter that is ! So just to summise your problems : Your suffering from terminal brain cancer (more like terminal stupidity) , you come from an orphanage (which I hazard a guess , may be a lie too), your wife was killed during ABIDJAN BOUARKE Crisis (doubt you even had a wife, you arse rider), 20 years with no child (once again see previous), you sold all your belongings (you have fuck all or you would not be trying to scam me fool).

James now to the serious part !

I want your money, the offer of 20% is a bit low compared to the offer from you fellow country man Mr Ben Edward. So I have decided to do a deal with you but I want 99% of the money to invest (Have you seen Dragon den ?).

I have decided to split the cash between two worthy christian causes, the first is "BiG PIMPIN UK Ltd" specialise in the supply & servicing of high quality european import girls.

The second is the website www.el.nl which provides a variety of internet entertainment for the more discerning gentleman.

I am sure as a true humanitarian yourself, you can see the benefit of my two investments in fact the second one is available to view right now ! Oh but you may need one of your nurses to give you a hand wink wink.

I don't think I will take you up on the offer of the visit to the Ivory Coast as you are not there & if we did meet you will try to rob me at gun point.

Anyway you won't understand any of the above, however if I put a few key words in bold under this I am sure you will reply

Deposit $10.2 Millon IN MY BANK


Look forward to your response.


Jonathon


HERE IS PART 1 : http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315650


HERE IS PART 2 : http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=321464

one_nation04
30th June 2010, 18:53
hahaha i like that mate :y: good work!

JonR93
30th June 2010, 18:55
Haha very nice

wolf_gsxr
30th June 2010, 19:04
haha nice.. very random tho lol

Manu
30th June 2010, 19:55
I get dozens of these every months. In return they get a first template which sounds a little like " yes send me the money". Then another template and another template and so on. When I get bored it goes like "please fuck off".

No need to write books, they're not worth the time.

Rach125
30th June 2010, 22:45
haha love it

dav0506
30th June 2010, 22:48
Major fail by them lol

frankie
30th June 2010, 22:49
one day, youll get a genuine letter lol...

jw1325
1st July 2010, 08:48
there is an EPIC thread on 306 GTI6 forum, it went on for ageeees...

was from a guy called james kennedy... and the lad that was emailing was trying to get him to send pics etc... was bloody good reading!

Caino
1st July 2010, 09:01
from you replying could he not hack you ?

Lacey_106
1st July 2010, 09:11
that's amazing. :)

jonathon5
1st July 2010, 10:28
[QUOTE=Caino;4517638]from you replying could he not hack you ?[/]

Probably hard to hack anything from a call box in Lagos

Mieran
1st July 2010, 11:32
James reading your life story has brought me to tears, tears of fucking laughter that is !

lmao!!11

Sparky26
1st July 2010, 11:45
hahaha brilliant good work!!

tom130691
1st July 2010, 12:08
how did i miss the first two :wall:

wadoryu
1st July 2010, 12:11
:y:smooth