Mind that... Car and wall written off [Archive] - Saxperience

23carragold

13th July 2010, 22:09

please tell me the wall never wrote off that car you sold me which I sold on to Daz_zz_er :(

The wall suffered death by martyrdom. It did it's duty of removing another anal wart that is the Rhodius off our roads.

Viper

13th July 2010, 22:10

lost control on a corner on a wet road, took out all the right hand side and front of the car, took out a bit of fence to a field with sheep as well.

auds

13th July 2010, 22:13

Well they don't build em like they used to eh :P

CHIP

13th July 2010, 22:27

lost control on a corner on a wet road, took out all the right hand side and front of the car, took out a bit of fence to a field with sheep as well.

At least you're honest lol. Take it you're alright lad?

We all have to be careful on wet roads. I went round a roundabout last night and (honestly) was not pushing it one bit but the back end drifted out. Luckily as i said i weren't going too fast so wasn't enough to put me in too much of a worry.

Also Asda near me, the roundabout there is slippy in the dry, let alone the wet. So i'm always careful there.

And again lol. Heading into town there's a dual carriageway, slightest bit of damp on the road and it's lethally slippy! Get quite a few crashes there because people don't realise how bad it can be.

Quick

13th July 2010, 22:27

Were you bricking it??

Moke

13th July 2010, 22:29

Not good mate :n:

I hope you and or any others involved are OK.

daz_zz_er

13th July 2010, 22:32

please tell me the wall never wrote off that car you sold me which I sold on to Daz_zz_er :(

Lol what car? I have accidentally bought something again lol ;)

TomBob

13th July 2010, 22:36

Lol what car? I have accidentally bought something again lol ;)

Ssanyong Rhodus :y:

Unlucky mate, at least you're okay, car can be replaced.

daz_zz_er

13th July 2010, 22:37

Ssanyong Rhodus :y:

Unlucky mate, at least you're okay, car can be replaced.

I shall have to Google that ;)
OMG i love it Lol :P

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/223127301_5ab52ff35d.jpg

mtpagey

13th July 2010, 22:38

ouch! scary stuff but crashing has to be the most adrenaline filled few seconds of your life!

mark that one down to experience for future :)

hope you get back ont he road soon boss

Aly

13th July 2010, 22:43

Fucking Hell! Tom as long as your OK that matters. Car's can be replaced, homo's can't :homme:

Jordysport

13th July 2010, 22:46

Were you bricking it??

he must of, he laid a few. lol

this sounds a bit odd, more of a asw than actual crash, just think that cos its viper,

pics of damage to car :hug:

CHIP

13th July 2010, 22:46

Fucking Hell! Tom as long as your OK that matters. Car's can be replaced, homo's can't :homme:

:clapping: Lol.

Aly

13th July 2010, 22:47

:clapping: Lol.

hahahahahhaha!!! I just read it back myself, Tool of the year award goes to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :y:
I will explain later

craig180

13th July 2010, 22:50

Bollocks you've crashed.

Aly

13th July 2010, 23:00

Bollocks you've crashed.

It's not bollocks just got sent a photo:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o136/aly05189/badcrash.jpg

craig180

13th July 2010, 23:02

Shame you're not that good on PS you could have made it RHD ;)

Aly

13th July 2010, 23:04

Shame you're not that good on PS you could have made it RHD ;)

LOL, nah that is it, the impact was so hard it pushed the wheel to the other side

Jaytee

13th July 2010, 23:05

^^^^^^lol^^^^^

craig180

13th July 2010, 23:05

I see. Did it distort the wheels as well into a different style?

Matty_VTR

13th July 2010, 23:06

Shame you're not that good on PS you could have made it RHD ;)

good spot lol

Aly

13th July 2010, 23:14

I see. Did it distort the wheels as well into a different style?

haha Craig, I was seeing how far I could go with this.

There was one more thing you missed, see if you can get it ;)

Viper

13th July 2010, 23:20

i dont have chrome shit all over mine and I havent got a front splitter yet

Aly

13th July 2010, 23:22

i dont have chrome shit all over mine and I havent got a front splitter yet

Is the correct answer.

Rogue_Shadow

13th July 2010, 23:27

What were you driving to fuck the wall up that badly?

"edit" Realised Ive been a complete twathead and believed that MK7 was Vipers...Moving on

Viper

13th July 2010, 23:41

Is the correct answer.

dont lie. you didnt even notice the front splitter

Sexy_106

14th July 2010, 00:10

Well this ford will be Found On Rubbish Dump. :D

D--R--E--W

14th July 2010, 01:15

Were you bricking it??

I see what you did there :clapping:

Dom

14th July 2010, 01:24

Least your okay :y:

Poor wall :(

craig180

14th July 2010, 05:50

Is that your wall?

If so, what happened because I can't see any damage to the grass in front if it, suggesting maybe you just sat on it and it collapsed?

Jamb0

14th July 2010, 07:24

pics of mangled car and dead bodys?

Cal

14th July 2010, 08:06

Well at least now you can use the insurance money to realise your dream... A Boeing 747 engined Saxo Furio.

I hope you're ok you dirty immigrant.

Chr15

14th July 2010, 08:08

Is that your wall?

If so, what happened because I can't see any damage to the grass in front if it, suggesting maybe you just sat on it and it collapsed?

I heard he was trying to bone a whale at the time...

SnakeVTR

14th July 2010, 08:19

badluck mate :y:, i always try my hardest not to crash into walls :P

vts_broadley

14th July 2010, 08:57

...................

craig180

14th July 2010, 09:18

dont drive like a t1t then

Have you actually read any of the posts in this thread?

B+B

14th July 2010, 09:24

Glad you are ok Tom, at least you had a practice with the tyre-wall at FCS 08, remember?

Sparky26

14th July 2010, 09:36

ouch unlucky fella your okay tho thats all that matters :y:

Mike_08

14th July 2010, 09:44

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/IMG_7515.jpg

Easy fix. :y:

Mike_08

14th July 2010, 09:46

I hope you're ok you dirty immigrant.

LOL! :p

Viper

14th July 2010, 10:09

Is that your wall?

If so, what happened because I can't see any damage to the grass in front if it, suggesting maybe you just sat on it and it collapsed?

Yeh its our wall. I'm surprised there isnt any damage to the wall. Plenty to the car though. lol

At least you're honest lol. Take it you're alright lad?

No reason not to be honest? And of course I'm fine...

this sounds a bit odd, more of a asw than actual crash, just think that cos its viper,

pics of damage to car :hug:

Of course it's an ASW you retard... Pics below

Glad you are ok Tom, at least you had a practice with the tyre-wall at FCS 08, remember?

LOL I had forgotten about that! shit myself. lol

ouch unlucky fella your okay tho thats all that matters :y:

Of course I'm fine.....

Right, pics of car.

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/IMG_7511.jpg

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/IMG_7517.jpg

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/Viperzs/IMG_7518.jpg

:A:

Quick

14th July 2010, 10:19

Papa, Nicole, Wall, Merde......

How did they manage to hit the wall on the other side of the road, whats the road before like?

Viper

14th July 2010, 11:11

theres a right hand bend, but he cant have lost it there, its too far away from the house. Cant see how he's managed it.

Passed his test 4 weeks ago. Was his mum's car as well. LOL

Chr15

14th July 2010, 11:12

you should have painted some white racing stripes on it for lols

CHIP

14th July 2010, 11:41

No reason not to be honest? And of course I'm fine...

EDIT: Realised it was someone else who crashed lol Must be getting blind in my old age.

Viper

14th July 2010, 11:44

you should have painted some white racing stripes on it for lols

what, while the police were there watching ;)

adamm

14th July 2010, 12:01

was the lad okay? shocked i imagine?
was very wet last night in some areas though. people get used to the dry roads and forget how bad it is in the wet.
maybe an animal that he had to dodge? did he say anything

Viper

14th July 2010, 14:28

lad's ok i think. will have a sore head and chest though ;)

Never had an animal on the road down here, only animals are our sheep.

I honestly dont know how he has managed it. If you knew the road you would see why! Theres a mark on the grass where he came onto the verge and its at a very tight angle to the wall as if he just slowly drifted across the road....

adamm

14th July 2010, 14:41

must of maybe he hit a puddle?? being new driver he might of panicked
atleast he was okay though. and you will have a new bit of wall now haha

Chr15

14th July 2010, 14:43

what, while the police were there watching ;)

yeah go for it :p

Viper

14th July 2010, 15:35

must of maybe he hit a puddle?? being new driver he might of panicked
atleast he was okay though. and you will have a new bit of wall now haha

Can't say we wanted a new bit of wall.... no puddles on the road. I can take the corner fine at about 60, its bumpy though, its just that I think he's come off the road on a straight bit and not lost it on the corner.

craig180

14th July 2010, 15:45

You have sheep? As pets or lovers?

Barry123

14th July 2010, 15:47

Is that your wall?

If so, what happened because I can't see any damage to the grass in front if it, suggesting maybe you just sat on it and it collapsed?

hahahahaha funniest thing I've read on here in a while

djmartin

14th July 2010, 15:53

http://blogimages.project76.tv/Q9EKZg_Bring_on_the_wall.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00896/SNA2546D-380_896086a.jpg

Viper

14th July 2010, 16:00

LOL martin. Our wall can move out into the road, and cars have got to hand brake turn to get through it :D

Craig, we have sheep as lawn mowers ;)

Sayer you can gtfo

Aly

14th July 2010, 16:04

Tom sat on the wall and farted, well the pictures explain the rest. There just so happens to be a damaged Clio and a Police van standing by, no link between them all at all.

LOL

Giraffe

14th July 2010, 16:06

Maybe he fell asleep, was texting, messing on with radio or something?

Barry123

14th July 2010, 16:07

honestly I actually thought you'd crash. I was going to send Pm saying

'haha'

djmartin

14th July 2010, 16:09

LOL martin. Our wall can move out into the road, and cars have got to hand brake turn to get through it :D

hmm sounds like a nice challenge lol.:p

Bickerton

14th July 2010, 16:09

Assumed he hadn't crashed as wouldn't have the balls to own up to it after all the shit he gives people when they do it ;)

Viper

14th July 2010, 16:17

Assumed he hadn't crashed as wouldn't have the balls to own up to it after all the shit he gives people when they do it ;)

ok im intrigued now, find a post of me giving someone shit for crashing please sir

Bickerton

14th July 2010, 16:18

ok im intrigued now, find a post of me giving someone shit for crashing please sir

Oh do you not?
Terribly sorry, thought you gave someone grief around xmas time, must be mistaken

Viper

14th July 2010, 16:19

like fuck I remember that far back. lol

dont give grief for crashing, maybe for the reason of the crash, but dont remember doing it

Jay_

14th July 2010, 16:36

^ you tell him....

Chr15

14th July 2010, 17:41

Oh do you not?
Terribly sorry, thought you gave someone grief around xmas time, must be mistaken

AshleyP did.

Where's he gone?

Viper

14th July 2010, 17:58

AshleyP did.

Where's he gone?

probably got smacked for being a gobby shite in person :D

Chr15

14th July 2010, 18:13

you mean he logged of the internet?

Viper

14th July 2010, 18:35

maybe so! although i suppose he could have been online on his phone?

Bound

14th July 2010, 19:40

probably got smacked for being a gobby shite in person :D

Woah woah woah...

Okay yeah.

Lew_C

14th July 2010, 19:50

theres a right hand bend, but he cant have lost it there, its too far away from the house. Cant see how he's managed it.

Passed his test 4 weeks ago. Was his mum's car as well. LOL

"mum's car" sounds like insurance fronting to me, lets get the sax-police ;)
Wall looks to have seen better days, couldn't think of anything witty and annoying to say like that'll T-cut out..