chavy little 1,1s

[rich_talbott]

how cum every on in 1.1s always trye and race you

[Tom]

What is with all the absolutely shit threads lately.

[saxo-parts]

because they like a challenge?? they ought to try racing people in a diesel lol

[K17NEY]

How come you made such a shit thread?

[Saamuell]

Cos dey fastezt durrr.

Not all 1.1s race people, just yobs in your area

[Dom]

Melton Mowbray? Ain't they pork pies?

[iSlayeR]

Because my 1.1 is bloody fast !!

[manta]

And I thought I made shit threads.

Not everyone who drives a 1.1 is a scummy chav who wants to race everyone.

I used to have one, I didn't race people and blast bassline out of it.

[Moke]

Fail thread.

They aren't trying to race you, they are just trying to keep up.

LEAVE BRITNE... THOSE SAXO'S ALONE! :(

[rich_talbott]

fair play should have chose word bit better. just seams like evry on just wonts 2 race all the time peas me of all i wona do is go 4 drive not have 2 go prove mysell 2 evry one lol

[tom130691]

i suppose you ignore it and dont burn them off then ? pleb

[PSPDan]

I don't race people in mine...

[Shauno_Saxo]

how cum every on in 1.1s always trye and race you

'Why do a small population of 1.1 owners try and race you?'

Corrected :y:

EDIT: WTF! Since when is 'one' spelt 'on'??? JESUS!!!!!!!

[saxo-parts]

have they discovered the internal combustion engine in melton mowbray then? jeez, you'll be getting that new fangled electricity stuff before you know it

[Matty_VTR]

There's a few around near where I live, one proper cock in a 106 with lexus light and M3 mirrors comes to mind. I just let them get on with it sooner or later they'll get caught and loose their licence.

[Moke]

stop rytin lyk dis. Pisses me right off.

You're in England. Speak and spell properly!

:wall:

[coleman258]

This thread is shit,

I like cheese.

[Flatarch]

Prick.

[manta]

how cum every on in 1.1s always trye and race you

Scik seplling brvua did u psas yuor geeceee esss eeeeeees?

[Dom]

Scik seplling brvua did u psas yuor geeceee esss eeeeeees?

You saying he cummed on his tyre?

[tom130691]

I like cheese.

i dont :y:

[saxo-parts]

why do people have to spell like this? it really gets my goat, it must take as much effort as spelling correctly and hurts my brain de-cyphering it all

[saxo-parts]

i dont :y:
cheese and ham on a french stick please

[manta]

You saying he cummed on his tyre?

I'm not sure I don't speak chav.

And no I just don't believe he payed attention in English GCSE.


why do people have to spell like this? it really gets my goat, it must take as much effort as spelling correctly and hurts my brain de-cyphering it all

+1 me julie

[tom130691]

cheese and ham on a french stick please

would you like it toasted or microwaved ?

[saxo-parts]

would you like it toasted or microwaved ?
oh decisions decisions. Pork pie would go down well too,and perhaps a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps please

[tom130691]

oh decisions decisions. Pork pie would go down well too,and perhaps a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps please

you ruined it i was doing the whole subway thing

crisps or a cookie? lol

[Dom]

oh decisions decisions. Pork pie would go down well too,and perhaps a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps please

McCoys Steak flavour ;) Man Crisps!

[saxo-parts]

I find McCoys have too many sharp pieces that dig into my gums, got to be Walkers oooh ohhh or Wotsits or beef Monster Munch

[tom130691]

McCoys Steak flavour ;) Man Crisps!

you feel left out ?:homme:

[tom130691]

I find McCoys have too many sharp pieces that dig into my gums, got to be Walkers oooh ohhh or Wotsits or beef Monster Munch

just had some beef Monster Munch :y:

[saxo-parts]

did they make your tongue go all tingly and aren't the crumby bits that stick to your fingers divine!! I am talking about Monster Munch btw

[DanielT92]

stop rytin lyk dis. Pisses me right off.

You're in England. Speak and spell properly!

:wall:

Scik seplling brvua did u psas yuor geeceee esss eeeeeees?

^ I'm with them. Not hard to type correctly, if you find it that hard, I will let you into a secret. Google Chrome has spell check as you type:homme:

[LSOfreak]

fair play should have chose word bit better. just seams like evry on just wonts 2 race all the time peas me of all i wona do is go 4 drive not have 2 go prove mysell 2 evry one lol

are you disabled

[Rogue_Shadow]

LEARN TO SPELL!
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/pronounciation.jpg

how come everyone driving 1.1s always try to race

http://www.tatteredstar.com/catalog/images/Tattered%20Star%20ApparelLTSwtmk.jpg

[manta]

are you disabled

Ye obv he's a disabled G star mandem with that spelling and punctuation!

[Manu]

Atrocious spelling. Hmmmm, donuts

[DanielT92]

LEARN TO SPELL!
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/pronounciation.jpg



http://www.tatteredstar.com/catalog/images/Tattered%20Star%20ApparelLTSwtmk.jpg

Pulp Fiction and hangman....
Can it get any better lol?

[saxo-parts]

I still like Wotsits

[manta]

This thread needs closing.......American Style!!

Break out the C4 boys!!

[Mallyauto86]

hmm i could eat alphabet soup and shit better sentences than him ....

[LSOfreak]

lol classic

[23carragold]

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu33/23_carra_gold/claymore-thumb.jpg

Anyone posting after this will die.

[tom130691]

it ok im lying down behind it now im going to stab it, it will explode and not hurt me at all

[Mallyauto86]

it ok im lying down behind it now im going to stab it, it will explode and not hurt me at all

*shoots tom in the balls*


:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

[Rogue_Shadow]

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu33/23_carra_gold/claymore-thumb.jpg

Anyone posting after this will die.

good one :y:

should be made a forum standard

[kc-saxo]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/Mandalorian_Boba_Fett/Random%20Stuff/jackass-award-300x300.jpg

[MrHouston]

Trye???

Why would you make a 3 letter word longer?

Sweet jesus..

[D--R--E--W]

What a douchebag

[EwynSaxo]

i went to go round a 1.1 once. . . .. . . . .never again
as i got next to him he dropped the box and left my furio :(
at the time i thought i had a slow furio or something, two or three days later i seen him and he showed me the 16valver under the bonnet ;p

[ben_glen]

fair play should have chose word bit better. just seams like evry on just wonts 2 race all the time peas me of all i wona do is go 4 drive not have 2 go prove mysell 2 evry one lol

probably should've spelt them a bit better too..

now my version of what i quoted from you..

Fair enough, I should have chosen my words a bit better.
It just seems that everyone just wants to race all of the time, it pisses me off.. all i want to do is go for a drive and not have to prove myself to everyone.. lol


simple answer, if they rev at lights.. you dont rev..
if they set off fast, you set off slow...

thus not proving yourself and making them look like a twat :drink:

[chinkostu]

funny coincidences, driving the mango i get no end, and i mean no end of harrassment. 4 people yesterday, and another tit in a 1.1 trying to race me

in the vtr i have, none. literally, nobody!

[Chr15]

it ok im lying down behind it now im going to stab it, it will explode and not hurt me at all

then ill come crush you with the riot shield :P

[Caino]

fair play should have chose word bit better. just seams like evry on just wonts 2 race all the time peas me of all i wona do is go 4 drive not have 2 go prove mysell 2 evry one lol


make way lads, we have a future F1 Champ making his way through

[jamiesaxo1]

yano what i find funny...? well i have a 1.1 and i don't try race everyone...but the funny thing is for such a shitty thread its 3 pages long lol.:wacko:

[FairDoos]

The reason behind this thread being so long is that everyone is taking the mick out of his spelling and also 1.1 drivers defending themselves because the mojority of 1.1 Saxo owners arnt complete morons you just get the odd few who think there something out of The Fast & Furious..

Seriously though its not hard to spell.. Use a spell checker through google if you have to please. Now click me for forums sake. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Spell+Checker)

[Lewis1600]

What happend to the subway??? :(

[Moke]

The reason behind this thread being so long is that everyone is taking the mick out of his spelling and also 1.1 drivers defending themselves because the mojority of 1.1 Saxo owners arnt complete morons you just get the odd few who think there something out of The Fast & Furious..

Seriously though its not hard to spell.. Use a spell checker through google if you have to please. Now click me for forums sake. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Spell+Checker)

Aren't
It's

;)

Also, you could use a comma somewhere in your first sentence...

[Lacey_106]

fair play should have chose word bit better. just seams like evry on just wonts 2 race all the time peas me of all i wona do is go 4 drive not have 2 go prove mysell 2 evry one lol

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

This is an English speaking forum. Google translator says that it is unable to decipher your code language.

Please would you be able to re-post this in a fomat I am better able to understand?

[FairDoos]

Aren't
It's

;)

Also, you could use a comma somewhere in your first sentence...

Cba with grammer i was on about readable spelling :)

[Moke]

Cba with grammer i was on about readable spelling :)

Just kidding with you mate :y:.

No-one is perfect and will make some spelling mistakes, but it's the people who don't give a shit which reeli gts on mi nrvs :wall:

[adamm]

shit thread!! its no different to saying why do people in there vtr/s try to race scoobies
then is like saying why do people in scoobys try and race m5s and so on. it doesnt matter what model car it is theres always going to be some chav driving about in it so get over it

[Moke]

Why do people in their towers try to race planes?

It's always going to go wrong.

Too far? D:

[TomBob]

I have never tried to race anybody and no one has ever tried to race me. Maybe I don't drive enough, well tbh in the past year I haven't really driven that far from my house.

And it's majority. Sorry.

[saxo-sean]

##is thr##d is f##k##g s##t....!!

[23carragold]

From now on I will be using the claymore, I advise all like minded people to use it too.

Retards are infesting this forum. It sickens me when how right people are about this....why would you go to the effort of making a short word longer?!

Also..it takes AS MUCH EFFORT to type normally as it does to type like a defective sperm sample.

[LouNYF]

You saying he cummed on his tyre?

LOL, such a good thread ;)

[citroen_saxo_vtr]

This is a proper giggle lol seriously ripping him! I often get little tards come along side at lights reving the bollocks off their 1.1 i just find it funny to let them tear off so they think "i have beaten a vtr" until i tickle the throttle and sail past with the valver badged up as a vtr and no i dont race them you may class it as racing but i dont simple fact is a 16v saxo is going to get to 40mph a sight damn quicker than a 1.1................

[saxo-parts]

I find it even funnier when they either come limping into the garage with blown engines or I'm lifting them out of ditches with the Hi-ab, only thing they have to spell then is their name signing the remains of their car over to us for breaking

[citroen_saxo_vtr]

Haha i like that! alot!

[Meto]

I don't race anybody. You (the OP) must entertain it for them to race. If you let them fly off then obviously they will just carry on on thier merry way.

If you take off quickly then obviously they will think you are wanting to race because thats the mindset of them.

Absolutely anyone can pull up next tome, and do what they like, I won't race them. Try it!

[citroen_saxo_vtr]

Meto maybe thats because you drive the 1.1 theres no point in racing? lol

[KINGVTS]

some of the responses in this thread are tragic, there is life outside of the saxo

[-Alex-]

oRLY flatarches are quick...OP is noob yarrrrr? :)

[Carlvtr88]

And I thought I made shit threads.

Not everyone who drives a 1.1 is a scummy chav who wants to race everyone.

I used to have one, I didn't race people and blast bassline out of it.

i did the latter, In my old pug lol... i love my music, so what, Im not a chav tho... I think people need to re define what the word chav means these days...cause i thought it meant .... Burbury cap, Dog on chain, Spliff in hand, Can of beer and tracky bees, all at ten in the morning. Not no more... apparently supporting your countryy in the world cup with a flag means your a chav too.. hmmm.

[Meto]

Meto maybe thats because you drive the 1.1 theres no point in racing? lol

Exactly! So not all of us 1.1 drivers race everything with 4 wheels.

[citroen_saxo_vtr]

Your a chav if you use the slang like "init bruva" and wear a burebury hat............ Some of you might be offended but when i see a saxo with massive alloys like 17" i instantly think chav because chavs think its good to have massive wheels and be seen.