Are they bothered?

[TheVtrKid]

i was just curious. I've had bad experience with relationships and stuff, i've been shit on many times, and i've been known to be.....shy. But sometimes you see a really nice looking girl walking down the street and your looking at her, then she looks at you, but you turn away straight away so she can't tell your checking her out. Do you think there bothered that your actually looking at them, thinkin wow, you are gorgeous, or do they just think what the fook you looking at lol. Like would it be rude to go up and say wow are you 1 stunning girl lol. Just wondered on everyones opinions, as i wouldn't dare say that to them, as i'd be expecting a smack after lol, but its tempting to say sometimes.

[blackie_2k5]

if they smile our onto a winnner, go for it, if they dont just turn away before they think your a perv, if they turn away quick theyre shy but like the look of you, if they turn away at a casual pace they arent interested at all :)

[Mr_P]

Chase them with your knob out!

[MrHouston]

Hmmm......

[Mochachino]

i was just curious. I've had bad experience with relationships and stuff, i've been shit on many times, and i've been known to be.....shy. But sometimes you see a really nice looking girl walking down the street and your looking at her, then she looks at you, but you turn away straight away so she can't tell your checking her out. Do you think there bothered that your actually looking at them, thinkin wow, you are gorgeous, or do they just think what the fook you looking at lol. Like would it be rude to go up and say wow are you 1 stunning girl lol. Just wondered on everyones opinions, as i wouldn't dare say that to them, as i'd be expecting a smack after lol, but its tempting to say sometimes.

Never good.

They got to be looking at your to see your checkin them out whats it matter. I cought eye contact in the chip shop with a girl lol, hmmmm seduction eyes, she knew, i knew.

[MAXSTARR]

Chase them with your knob out!

YES !!!!!!!!!! this cannot fail

[Bound]

i was just curious. I've had bad experience with relationships and stuff, i've been shit on many times, and i've been known to be.....shy. But sometimes you see a really nice looking girl walking down the street and your looking at her, then she looks at you, but you turn away straight away so she can't tell your checking her out. Do you think there bothered that your actually looking at them, thinkin wow, you are gorgeous, or do they just think what the fook you looking at lol. Like would it be rude to go up and say wow are you 1 stunning girl lol. Just wondered on everyones opinions, as i wouldn't dare say that to them, as i'd be expecting a smack after lol, but its tempting to say sometimes.

Never good.

Chase them with your knob out!

LOL x2. ahahahahah

[nicole_]

ive had a come guy up to me and tell me he liked my trousers once,
and another come sit with me and tell me he wouldnt kick me out of bed for farting
some guys are so forward
and looking makes you feel kinda good, but staring and to keep looking freaks us out, and they we are like what the fuck are you looking at lol
my bf's the shyest being in the world, he'd never have hit on me, ever
but hes got me now
so things can go right :)

[TheVtrKid]

lol, yeah but am saying even if they did smile or whatever, unless i was drunk, as i am a bit now haha, then i wouldn't have the balls to say anything. When i've had a few, i have the confidence to chat any woman in the world up. WOuld there be something wrong walking upto a girl saying, can i just say you are 1 beautiful looking girl. Rather than..."fuck your fit"

[matt_vtr_15a]

you will get shit on if you think like that, man up dude!!

Tell them you think they are hot, if they don't like it fuck them, you wont see them again..

Most girls will take the compliment unless there stuck up there own arse or you look like shit...

[matt_vtr_15a]

lol, yeah but am saying even if they did smile or whatever, unless i was drunk, as i am a bit now haha, then i wouldn't have the balls to say anything. When i've had a few, i have the confidence to chat any woman in the world up. WOuld there be something wrong walking upto a girl saying, can i just say you are 1 beautiful looking girl. Rather than..."fuck your fit"

they would probably think your a sexually offender if you said that mate...

[0rang3peel]

Any girl wearing jeggins gets my eyes/heart/cock any day of the week. Were you wearing them nicole?

[Mochachino]

I never have the confidence either, but i would ju be like 'alright' see what they say then be like BITCH WA GWARN WIT U GIV ME BRAIN YE. Give it ago anyway mate.

[TheVtrKid]

girls are so confusing. They blag my head. Can't live with em, can't live without em.

[Mochachino]

Guys, dont forget women can phone up the new peado hotline for a check on some guys they think are suspect lol

[nicole_]

lol, yeah but am saying even if they did smile or whatever, unless i was drunk, as i am a bit now haha, then i wouldn't have the balls to say anything. When i've had a few, i have the confidence to chat any woman in the world up. WOuld there be something wrong walking upto a girl saying, can i just say you are 1 beautiful looking girl. Rather than..."fuck your fit"

tbh, i think your a bit of a freak/perv/someone with chat up lines if you say that
if you come over just generally, then we know your intrested so theres no need for flattering lines

ofc i cannot speak for every girl however

[TheVtrKid]

I never have the confidence either, but i would ju be like 'alright' see what they say then be like BITCH WA GWARN WIT U GIV ME BRAIN YE. Give it ago anyway mate.

lol, i work in headingly a lot, gardening, and when the sun is out, theres is totty ALLOVER, and you get a lot of smiles n shit, but never the balls to say anything to em. I should drink while im at work!

[Mochachino]

Innit lines like "oh golly gosh your beautiful" is so cheesy its somthing you see in some 60's black n white film. Just make some convo, nothin forward imo, n nothing cheesy like i think your gorgeous and i like your car.

[TheVtrKid]

think i should go to bed. Too much jack daniels tonight me reckons. Dont hit the perv button, im not one...haha

[brianS]

also remember the difference between just looking and being full on perverted and staring.

[Mochachino]

Yeh, you got to smile back or say alright, if it dont get no where then they aint gonna bad mind you thinking your wierd, theyll just think your polite. If you just stand there starring at them, they gona be thining your perving.

[MAXSTARR]

Guys, dont forget women can phone up the new peado hotline for a check on some guys they think are suspect lol

im fucked........ damn..... :wall:

time to go for a desperate fatty.... oh... wait

[MrHouston]

This topic is a little too despret

[nicole_]

n nothing cheesy like i think your gorgeous and i like your car.

lol, bless the noobs

[J222JRA]

This topic is a little too despret

True.


I cant wait for Trax to see that couples reaction when you go and talk to them lol

[Peter_D]

ive had a come guy up to me and tell me he liked my trousers once,
and another come sit with me and tell me he wouldnt kick me out of bed for farting
some guys are so forward
and looking makes you feel kinda good, but staring and to keep looking freaks us out, and they we are like what the fuck are you looking at lol
my bf's the shyest being in the world, he'd never have hit on me, ever
but hes got me now
so things can go right :)

How did you's get together?

[MrHouston]

How did you's get together?

As above for future reference :A:

[nicole_]

How did you's get together?

he dropped me off some mango mirror caps one day :D

[MrHouston]

-takes notes-

Did he say any words to you at this drop off?

[Peter_D]

Are you looking for any other parts? :cool:

[Mochachino]

I cant wait for Trax to see that couples reaction when you go and talk to them lol

This is a violation of the thread topic, i jus cant fit it in anywhere. Explain this please.

[Mochachino]

he dropped me off some mango mirror caps one day :D

Would have been alot cheaper to post fyi in the future.

[Jarhead]

Im as shy as anything, not once have I ever gone up to a girl I liked the look of and started a conversation. I always used to wait for them to come to me.... which never happened :P

I have trouble talking to some people, thats what makes me as shy as I am. I can only really have conversations with my close friends, and I only just manage small talk with other people. My girlfriend of one and a half years though, I just found her easy to talk to straight away.

Its all about finding a person you feel confident around.

[Peter_D]

-takes notes-

Did he say any words to you at this drop off?

Good question!

Few more, what sort of time of day did the meeting take place? And how was he dressed, casual, smart?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_466/126253946986088B.jpg

[MAXSTARR]

just go for it.........

if you dont get her number or anything, either cry infront of her, or pretend to be gay.... then shel get to know you.... and go from there

[MrHouston]

Back off Peter I live closer, what were you wearing that day?

gtfo

[Bound]

Im as shy as anything, not once have I ever gone up to a girl I liked the look of and started a conversation. I always used to wait for them to come to me.... which never happened :P

I have trouble talking to some people, thats what makes me as shy as I am. I can only really have conversations with my close friends, and I only just manage small talk with other people. My girlfriend of one and a half years though, I just found her easy to talk to straight away.

Its all about finding a person you feel confident around.

Really?

I'm not like that at all.. Can talk to anyone. But then, I genuinely don't give a shit what people think of me.. I think you have to lose all sense of embarrassment and shame to truly not give a fuck. Also, think about it like this.. You either strike up a friendly conversation.. Or they think you're a wierdo that wants to knob them in the arse and they trot off.. What have you lost? Respect? Pah. Easy come easy go :D. Never going to see them again.

I really hate it when people are like "Ahh I don't care". when clearly they do. They don’t know what it is to not care.

[Mochachino]

Back off Peter I live closer, what where you wearing that day?

who what when w*ere

[Mochachino]

Really?

I'm not like that at all.. Can talk to anyone. But then, I genuinely don't give a shit what people think of me.. I think you have to lose all sense of embarrassment and shame to truly not give a fuck.


You ever taken part in indecent exposure to impress a girl then?

[Barber90]

To avoid making a new thread, I'm just gonna put this here.

http://i37.tinypic.com/kdsu93.jpg

[Bound]

You ever taken part in indecent exposure to impress a girl then?

.. I don't think I could impress anyone that way :'(.

[Mochachino]

lol at the honesty.

On a serious note though, mines like an elephants trunk.

[Cammy]

lol at the honesty.

On a serious note though, mines like an elephants trunk.

Got a runny nose mate.

[Peter_D]

lol at the honesty.

On a serious note though, mines like an elephants trunk.

Grey and shrivelled?

[Bound]

lol at the honesty.

On a serious note though, mines like an elephants trunk.

The 40over40 advert gives me confidence I'm not alone "It's cold, Headache, The climate, The economy, Scary Film, Not in the mood, Bills, Work"

Embarrassing bodies does much the same thing.. knowing there's others out there with a condition like mine.

[Jarhead]

Really?

I'm not like that at all.. Can talk to anyone. But then, I genuinely don't give a shit what people think of me.. I think you have to lose all sense of embarrassment and shame to truly not give a fuck. Also, think about it like this.. You either strike up a friendly conversation.. Or they think you're a wierdo that wants to knob them in the arse and they trot off.. What have you lost? Respect? Pah. Easy come easy go :D. Never going to see them again.

I really hate it when people are like "Ahh I don't care". when clearly they do. They don’t know what it is to not care.

I only really started to notice when I was at college. After school all my friends went to one college and I went to another where I didnt know anyone.
I think my problem is I just think about it too much beforehand. I get something to say and I think "will this make me look stupid", "is this the right thing to say" and then next thing I know I lost the chance. I dont have a very loud voice which doesnt help.

I seem to be alright on internet forums though :homme:

[Mochachino]

Got a runny nose mate.

pre cum everywhere sorry mate.

Grey and shrivelled?

Ye but then it goes like a hose pipe gettin huge pressure going through it flying everywhere when i cum.

The 40over40 advert gives me confidence I'm not alone "It's cold, Headache, The climate, The economy, Scary Film, Not in the mood, Bills, Work"

Embarrassing bodies does much the same thing.. knowing there's others out there with a condition like mine.

Fair enough. I think they jus used a selection of tards to make the majority of the nation feel more confident.

[Bound]

I only really started to notice when I was at college. After school all my friends went to one college and I went to another where I didnt know anyone.
I think my problem is I just think about it too much beforehand. I get something to say and I think "will this make me look stupid", "is this the right thing to say" and then next thing I know I lost the chance. I dont have a very loud voice which doesnt help.

I seem to be alright on internet forums though :homme:

Yeah.

To be honest mate.. Most first encounter banter is very weak.. When you first meet someone you don't know anything about them obviously and don't know what you got in common.. Especially if you're drunk you just talk shit.. Well, I do :D... It's not like any earth shattering conversations have taken place when meeting a fellow lad.. Well.. not often.. Unless their wrecking your sister (perhaps in a Citroen Xsara that cost well over the odds at a staggering £2000).

[Mochachino]

I seem to be alright on internet forums though :homme:

Most poeple are like that, then in person they hardly talk, or look at the floor pointing theyr toes at each other and their wrists pointin inwards biting their lip.

[MAXSTARR]

dont bother with all this courting...... (however its spelt)

just go out on the town, get hammered, and sleep with the first crying fat bird you see....... then in the end of it all, you can put another notch on the bedpost, and you wont get hurt when she cheats on you

[Mochachino]

Some neeky faggot posting his guide, may be of some help

http://mrtremix.com/2010/08/03/mr-t-remixs-guide-to-get-gash/

[Mochachino]

Also try this girl :y:

http://www.facebook.com/tempaboi06?v=wall&story_fbid=102797139778376

[nicole_]

im still waiting for james reply to what danny said lol

[bonkersmk1]

u gota say ...... say get your winter gear on......and sit on my mountain

[auds]

^^^ oh dear lol....

To OP I think as you get older your confidence will build or you will realise that it doesn't matter what other people think and also life is too short for what if's...you just have to grab the bull by the horns sometimes and go for it lol :)

[SnaRe]

ROFL @ Elliott. He my man. ;)

[MrHouston]

Who's he?

[TheVtrKid]

Im as shy as anything, not once have I ever gone up to a girl I liked the look of and started a conversation. I always used to wait for them to come to me.... which never happened :P

I have trouble talking to some people, thats what makes me as shy as I am. I can only really have conversations with my close friends, and I only just manage small talk with other people. My girlfriend of one and a half years though, I just found her easy to talk to straight away.

Its all about finding a person you feel confident around.

Are we brothers? lol. Seriously...thats exactly what i'm like. With girls that come upto you and say something, and there making conversation too then i'm 100% fine, but its the part where you go upto a girl i really struggle with. But once we're talking i'm fine. i've had my heart ripped out of my chest many time, but last year, for the first time in my whole life i met a girl, i was comfortable around straight away, i met her family, they we're really cool with me, things were great, i did absolutely everything for her, then she dumpes me for her ex bf, and ripped my heart out. And since then, struggled to move forward as scared of getting it ripped out again.

[AJ_SAXO]

Any girl wearing jeggins gets my eyes/heart/cock any day of the week. Were you wearing them nicole?

omg same...they turn me on soo much:y:

[daz_zz_er]

In some way though, they see you checking them out and think they can look down on you from her high horse Lol :P

[MrHouston]

Why do obese girls wear jeggins?

[Bound]

Why do obese girls wear jeggins?

I dunno. You're a DOORMAN (and definitely not a bouncer), do they hit on you? - Door whores :D.

[MrHouston]

Yes the majority of people who try it on with me are larger girls and mums i would not like to fuck. The fit girls get ID's so I can facebook them later

[Bound]

Yes the majority of people who try it on with me are larger girls and mums i would not like to fuck. The fit girls get ID's so I can facebook them later

Good shout. That's smart..

Do you enjoy working with doormen? I find some (nearly all) thick as fuck.

Of course, I'd never tell them this :D.

[MrHouston]

Yes most are good lads, and don't forget before you can even get on the door you have to pass an NVQ level 2 course and exam ;) i'm sure they'd love to hear your thoughts

[Bound]

i'm sure they'd love to hear your thoughts

...I'll probably pass on that, most look like they could eat me. Balls first.

[auds]

Why do obese girls wear jeggins?

I've always thought this to be just wrong :wacko:

[04gallsopp]

especially when it shows the tyres

[Viper]

you just have to grab the bull by the horns sometimes and go for it lol :)

So basically, if I came up to you and grabbed your tits I would be in?

Or did you not mean it that literally :D

[auds]

So basically, if I came up to you and grabbed your tits I would be in?

Or did you not mean it that literally :D


Lmao didn't quite mean it like that.....you are obsessed with breasts aren't you Viper...bless :hug:

[Viper]

Nah. Just yours. I like arse more :D (not man arse though)

[auds]

Nah. Just yours. I like arse more :D (not man arse though)

Can tell from your avatar....nice ;)

[Viper]

Oh yeah :A:

Care to provide me with a new one?