When you've been drinking...

[MrHouston]

...do you want to shag everything or think you're hard and want to fuck everyone up you see?

[Viper]

No....

[Dom]

Neither. The only thing I take home after a night out is Donner Meat and Chips :)

[MAXSTARR]

no to the beating people up.......

but i swear 90% of girls iv fucked are overweight/ obese, monsters :/..... and now i have a reputation in my area, i was chatting up this really good looking girl the other day and she said she's heard im a player and she's seen me walk out of clubs with fat girls...... great.....

oh well, another notch on the bed post this weekend, keep the fattys coming, fat girls do it best because they have to make the most out of what they can get.... advice from uncle max :cool:

[auds]

Cheese burger mmmmmmm......I always want to dance tbh....definitely not fight lol...

[Barber90]

Donner Meat and Chips :)

FTMFW.

I'm hungry now. Damn you.

[Bound]

When I get drunk I want to;

-Party
-Fuck
-Watch fights
-Smoke
-Drink more
-Smoke drugs

I assumed this is what everyone wanted to do.

[Paul]

Want to shag anything?

Nope, tonight went to a house party (friends ruined some geeks house lols, fairy liquid in kettle, tv in fridge) and there was pure ugly birds, i was happy chilling with a beer.

Think i'm hard and want to fuck up anyone i see

Nope, once again. Some drunk geezer came upto me at the party (whilst i was enjoying a quiet beer in the green house) with a bottle in his hand threatening to bottle me.. I ignored it and kept calm. Could tell he was all show no go anyhow.

Do you want to shag anything and twat everyone houston? :P

[Bound]

Nope, tonight went to a house party (friends ruined some geeks house lols, fairy liquid in kettle, tv in fridge)

Mint :D.

Nope, once again. Some drunk geezer came upto me at the party (whilst i was enjoying a quiet beer in the green house) with a bottle in his hand threatening to bottle me.. I ignored it and kept calm. Could tell he was all show no go anyhow.

I would only start on someone if I already hated them or they pissed me off. I don't make trouble for the fuck of it. For example - I saw some cunt out tonight I don't like, really wanted to let it slip too the bouncers he wasn't 18 :D. Would off made my day.

[MrHouston]

at tht moment i want to shag a girls who's just left and go and shoot every fucker cos im 'ard

[Dom]

at tht moment i want to shag a girls who's just left and go and shoot every fucker cos im 'ard

You sound alot like Raoul Moat. :hug:

[auds]

at tht moment i want to shag a girls who's just left cos im 'ard

Elliot we don't need to know you're hard for this girl lmao :P sort it out....haha

[Paul]

I would only start on someone if I already hated them or they pissed me off. I don't make trouble for the fuck of it. For example - I saw some cunt out tonight I don't like, really wanted to let it slip too the bouncers he wasn't 18 :D. Would off made my day.

Yeah thats what i was like, i didn't even know the guy. Didn't even know why he was kicking off. A few years ago i would of bit his nose off. These days i just let shit go.


at tht moment i want to shag a girls who's just left and go and shoot every fucker cos im 'ard

Have a wank matey lol.

[Aly]

The thread title should have been:

"When MrHouston makes another late night thread"

....What's it going to be about this time :y:

I love the late nighters, It's like we're a small group.

[MAXSTARR]

The thread title should have been:

"When MrHouston makes another late night thread"

....What's it going to be about this time :y:

I love the late nighters, It's like we're a small group.

:cool:. the late night saxP'ers, lurking in the shadows, mopping up the leftovers of each thread everynight....

[Barber90]

tbh can't beat a decent late night thread topic. Actually get some alright conversation in alot of them.

[ReCoNoR]

...do you want to shag everything or think you're hard and want to fuck everyone up you see?

Yes.

Both.

[Dom]

So, whats everyone doing tonight? Anything interesting?

[MAXSTARR]

facebook, masturbation, eating, texting fat girls..... same old same old :detective:

[Paul]

+1 ^^

[stinkycheese]

I'm trying to slip a digit into the missus without waking her.

[MAXSTARR]

I'm trying to slip a digit into the missus without waking her.

i tried that many a time.......... i just go top and tail and ram my toe up her and say it was a mistake if she wakes up

[Paul]

Niccee.

Try using one of them condoms that has that gell that numb the penis, but turn it inside out. Works wonders in your situation! ;)

I'm off to bed, night saxperz x

[MAXSTARR]

Niccee.

Try using one of them condoms that has that gell that numb the penis, but turn it inside out. Works wonders in your situation! ;)

I'm off to bed, night saxperz x

il bear that in mind for the next time i want to fingerbang the misses in her sleep :y:

night paul potts.

[MrHouston]

at the moment i have 3 pissheads ive never met before round, a milf and a girl i wouldnt kick out of bed round

[auds]

So, whats everyone doing tonight? Anything interesting?

Watching Top Gear on iplayer as I missed it on Sunday :)

[auds]

at the moment i have 3 pissheads ive never met before round, a milf and a girl i wouldnt kick out of bed round

What you doing on here then...OMG :panic:

[MrHouston]

they are out smoking, i think im going to have to eject the 3 males from the property though

[auds]

they are out smoking, i think im going to have to eject the 3 males from the property though

haha do it you're hard remember lmao :p

[stinkycheese]

Why not eject some seminal fluids over the milfs face?

[Dom]

at the moment i have 3 pissheads ive never met before round, a milf and a girl i wouldnt kick out of bed round

BRING ME IN!!

Watching Top Gear on iplayer as I missed it on Sunday :)

Didn't miss much :n: I would like TG to start to show older common cars in some episodes, seem to be showing Supercars that I could only dream about :( Would be great to see Saxo vs. Pug vs. Corsa vs. Clio :)

[Aly]

haha do it you're hard remember lmao :p

LOL auds what has you up this late, You may see me about in a few weeks time I'm going for a holiday down stafford to see my family, so if you see my car (in avatar) give me a beep.

[MAXSTARR]

they are out smoking, i think im going to have to eject the 3 males from the property though

lock the door with the girls in, rip off your adidas poppers (everyone has a pair), then the girls will fall at your feet :y:

[auds]

BRING ME IN!!



Didn't miss much :n: I would like TG to start to show older common cars in some episodes, seem to be showing Supercars that I could only dream about :( Would be great to see Saxo vs. Pug vs. Corsa vs. Clio :)

I love supercars yum yum yum :P hehe but yeah I know what you're saying....need some affordable cars :)


LOL auds what has you up this late, You may see me about in a few weeks time I'm going for a holiday down stafford to see my family, so if you see my car (in avatar) give me a beep.


Lol what just because I'm a woman and old doesn't mean I can't stay up late haha :P I have toothache :( and I had a nap earlier this afternoon lol....saying that though I am going to bed shortly :)
Ahhh cool I'll give you a beep :y: where's your family live again? Near me wasn't it? :)

[auds]

lock the door with the girls in, rip off your adidas poppers (everyone has a pair), then the girls will fall at your feet :y:

Lmao you think :P hahaha

[MrHouston]

they've all gone now with no physical force ;)

[MAXSTARR]

they've all gone now with no physical force ;)

the girls or the lads ?? :homme:

[Manu]

now that you have eliminated potential fights, you have the shag option left. Assuming you're drunk. And assuming the girls stayed.

[MrHouston]

ALL, although im going to a party after work on saturday night so i'll see the girl i've been woo'ing tonight so hhopefully ill be in her knickers

[MrHouston]

i can never be druunk... 2 bottles of apple sours, 9 bottles of heinekin and a couple shots of voddie and i can easily chat up a female species and score...

[MAXSTARR]

i can never be druunk... 2 bottles of apple sours, 9 bottles of heinekin and a couple shots of voddie and i can easily chat up a female species and score...

you chat woman up? i just use rohypnol...... no wonder i cant get a steady relationship. thanks for the advice man

[MrHouston]

yes chat, i've basically set up a shag for saturday. progress thread will be posted if all goes to plan

[MAXSTARR]

yes chat, i've basically set up a shag for saturday. progress thread will be posted if all goes to plan

love it. make sure you get some sneaky upskirt shots etc......

and make sure she's been detailed thoroughly (spelling) before hand, or the saxPers will crack down

[MrHouston]

she's just legal and had a nice skirt on tonight and asked me to look at her scar which was up high on her leg, imo i am in there

if not her i've got a back up

[MAXSTARR]

she's just legal and had a nice skirt on tonight and asked me to look at her scar which was up high on her leg, imo i am in there

if not her i've got a back up

just legal :n: underage ftw.........

but on a serious note.....

what you need to know is how she got her scar (could be tainted goods)?

did you see any crabs crawl out her knickers?

shaven haven or a blunt cunt?

i could go on forever.... anyhow.... please make a progress thread, it'l be legendary!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

[MrHouston]

she let me feel the scar, which means she's interested. im only 19 so its fine for me... either way im scoring on saturday, cos end of the day... pissed girls go for men in suits with dosh

[Dom]

Pics or GTFO MrHouston. ;)

You should know the unwritten rules by now.

[MAXSTARR]

she let me feel the scar, which means she's interested. im only 19 so its fine for me... either way im scoring on saturday, cos end of the day... pissed girls go for men in suits with dosh

in my experience, if there so pissed they'll get with anyone :y:

and if you cant score for some crazy reason, im selling rohypnol on the cheap ;)

[MrHouston]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t264/ehdportfolio/6536_119590262354_701962354_2505125_5480510_n.jpg

i cant wait

[MAXSTARR]

i cant wait

id tap that......... purely for the fact she looks 14 jokes mate. skinny blowjob lips FTW

[MrHouston]

first to pull a barmaid at trax wins

[Dom]

If only I was going i'd put a bet on that.

[Aly]

Ahhh cool I'll give you a beep :y: where's your family live again? Near me wasn't it? :)

Gran lives in Great Haywood, rest live in Rugeley. Going for a week for my baby cousins Christining and going to Thorpe park also should be a fun week :y:

[auds]

Gran lives in Great Haywood, rest live in Rugeley. Going for a week for my baby cousins Christining and going to Thorpe park also should be a fun week :y:

Oh yeah I remember now :) cool have fun and if I see you (not hard to miss with your car) I shall beep lol :D

[Peter_D]

...do you want to shag everything or think you're hard and want to fuck everyone up you see?

Years ago it used to be the fighting, but only with the rival village when there was something on there we'd go over for a good night and then batter them after...all started from high school

I even was waiting at the school gates after school one day to fight a guy who used to be my mate, but he moved with his family to the rival village so i wanted to burst him LOL but he didn't show up

But these days i actually get on with alot of them.. Go over, get fucked, take a shitload of chemicals and wander around all night dishing out free hugs and kisses

[PSPDan]

Haven't had a fight since I was a 15 year old chav where all the local schools used to have turf war style fights, minus the lowriders and guns... :homme:

I just get wankered, make a twat of myself and go home.

[nicole_]

first to pull a barmaid at trax wins

the women that work at furzton are rough
ew

[MrHouston]

Makes it easier then xD

[RAFkev]

Good night then MrHouston!

How's your head this morning!?

[-shuggles-]

progess thread needs a before and after pic and full spec list:y:

[Carlvtr88]

Neither. The only thing I take home after a night out is Donner Meat and Chips :)

Yep indeed :)

[benkelsall]

Depends on what kinda people your out with tbh.

[nicole_]

Depends on what kinda people your out with tbh.

well your definately not going out now

some boyfriend you are :y:

[Dave89]

I usually start chatting to the fit birds to see what happens, if it ain't going to plan, I'll get a couple of shots of sambuca and hunt for heffers.

This is my plan for Friday and Saturday night woop.

I'm not a big fan of fighting but will protect myself if need be, I don't generally attract trouble so sa'll good.

[MrHouston]

LOL Dave... fair play

[Dave89]

May as well make the most of it mate and have fun before you get too old for it!

Although when you roll over and wake up next to a big un, you die slightly inside everytime lol

[MrHouston]

I've done 2 biguns and would never go there again, makes me cringe at the thought

[Yates]

neither

Im the kinda guy that takes an hour to do a ten minute walk

[Yates]

I've done 2 biguns and would never go there again, makes me cringe at the thought

ive done one biggish one, wasnt actually that big, maybe a 14. Got a hotel, shagged her, then said im going to go and get somethin to eat from pizza shop down road, you want anything, took her money and fucked off back to dock yard

[MAXSTARR]

I've done 2 biguns and would never go there again, makes me cringe at the thought

iv done at least 20........ :/..... oh well....... fat girls need loving too :cool:

i love when they have a gunt....... (when the gut is so fat it covers there cunt)

[0rang3peel]

When I get drunk I want to;

-Party
-Fuck
-Watch fights
-Smoke
-Drink more
-Smoke drugs

I assumed this is what everyone wanted to do.

I completely follow bound with the added few of...

-Locate my phone when arriving home
-Locate my wallet when arriving home

all of these = perfect night.

[MrHouston]

iv done at least 20........ :/..... oh well....... fat girls need loving too :cool:

i love when they have a gunt....... (when the gut is so fat it covers there cunt)

Mate that'd made me feel sick

[Dave89]

I've done 2 biguns and would never go there again, makes me cringe at the thought

I've done 3 and all I can say is, one of them is actually disgusting and makes me feel sick everytime I think of it :S

Ah well, joys of being 20 lol

[MAXSTARR]

Mate that'd made me feel sick

meh, more cushion for the pushin...... its always good to get the practise in for when you get a fit one....... one day i will :(

ive done one biggish one, wasnt actually that big, maybe a 14. Got a hotel, shagged her, then said im going to go and get somethin to eat from pizza shop down road, you want anything, took her money and fucked off back to dock yard

il have to remember that trick. hahaha.

[Peter_D]

well your definately not going out now

some boyfriend you are :y:

hello :zainy:

[MrHouston]

Back of the line Peter_D

[Giraffe]

hello :zainy:

Gotta love saxp relationship drama!

It was only a comment Nicole, leave the poor lad alone, maybe he was speaking in general eh, let the lad have his comments and leave him be! Doesn't mean he's actually gonna do those things.

[kennysevenfold]

I always get the urge to drive :( but never have.
And yeah, i get in the mood for a women or 2 haha
Never want to fight though.

[nicole_]

Gotta love saxp relationship drama!

It was only a comment Nicole, leave the poor lad alone, maybe he was speaking in general eh, let the lad have his comments and leave him be! Doesn't mean he's actually gonna do those things.

who are you to tell me to leave my boyfriend alone aha

[Giraffe]

who are you to tell me to leave my boyfriend alone aha

I'm the almighty Dave_E30. There is a saying, don't air your dirty laundry in public!

[nicole_]

I'm the almighty Dave_E30. There is a saying, don't air your dirty laundry in public!

no i dont, must be an old person thing

ill shout at ben all i like :A: he loves it

[Giraffe]

no i dont, must be an old person thing

ill shout at ben all i like :A: he loves it

Only gimps like public humiliation :panic:

[RAFkev]

Elliot. Let us know how it goes son!

I nearly posted that message on your facebook wall! Phew! Could have dropped you in it!

[MrHouston]

fiuck sake she's gone to sleep but im not with her god damn it, i think ive scored brownie points though

[Lacey_106]

I am still recovering from my night out last night.
Got into a fight with some crazy arse preacher in Leicester square.
Looked after sick people I didn't know.
Bought everyone drinks. :n:
Cried a little inside when I realised it was 6:30 in the morning and I didn't have a key and my bag was empty.
Awaiting evidence of atrocious behaviour on facebook.
Good night all the same!