bit of a fun game

[saxowebby]

START WITH A TWO-LINE RHYME. THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU GOING.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.


6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

9. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[23carragold]

I love to watch your beautiful face,
As it gets sprayed with a can of mace..

[Peter_D]

Your face so beautiful, your hair so fine,
Such a pity you stepped on a land-mine

http://www.khrg.org/photoreports/2001photos/set2001a/larges/2001a-a57.jpg

[PSPDan]

Guess who I want to shag up the bum?
Your mum.

[Peter_D]

Your eyes are sparkling, your hair is thick,
But i wouldn't go near you with my dick


You have a gorgeous hour-glass shape,
Im seriously considering rape


You look so classy in those shades,
I'd honestly love to give you AIDS

[micks233]

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
but i ended up cummin on your sister's face

Your sexy, and cute, and have some class
But is it ok if i cum in your ass?