When you cant help but just shout out your car window.....

[Spanky]

hey guys.

ok, err as per the title really, have you ever seen somthing when driving along, siting in traffic or maybe even been parked up which has been so funy at the time you have just had to say/shout somthing?

Yea, maybe abit childish etc but a good laff all the same...

my most recent was a week or two ago, was heading back from the coast with a mate, was around 12am, geting closer to the town and bars and see this lad and lass. Now this girl was like err big, real big! her head was like a basket ball, yet she seemed it right to display her gut hanging down past her lady garden and all the rest. on the other hand the bloke was just a normal looking young lad (about 10 years younger tbh) slim and well dressed.

thing was he was all over her like a rash, hands everywhere, tounge all over her face etc etc

well sadley i couldnt help myself, wound the window down and got his attention and kindly shouted "Christ! how many pint have you had tonight fella!!!" it didnt go down well and i had to shot off rather quickly, but his pals found it funny and he fell when trying to catch me :D

total moment of imaturity but hilarious at the same time.

Anyone done the same or anything similar or is it just me thats abit harsh yet random :S

(god i have waffled on abit havnt i :oops:

[Sparky26]

i was with my mate when i was about 17 went slowly past a bloke with his missus and lent out the window and pretended to ask him for direction's when he started to explain i asked him if i could have a piece of his missus, his face went like thunder and ran towards the car lol thought i was a goner

[Spanky]

i was with my mate when i was about 17 went slowly past a bloke with his missus and lent out the window and pretended to ask him for direction's when he started to explain i asked him if i could have a piece of his missus, his face went like thunder and ran towards the car lol thought i was a goner

ahahha, thats classic material!

will have to try that one soon tbh! :D

[Sparky26]

ahahha, thats classic material!

will have to try that one soon tbh! :D

lol just make sure your not near a set of traffic lights or he has something in his hand!! the expression on there face wen you say it is priceless :y:

[Matty_VTR]

Haha, never done it in my car, but back in the day when we were like 16/17 with a mate who had a car used to go around with a megaphone. Surprised we didn't get stopped by the fuzz, I wouldn't do anything like that now though, I'm too old and boring.

[timmythechef]

used to shout bus wankers at people waiting for buses, but now i only shout it at buses that cut me up

[daz_zz_er]

My mate always does this Lol :P But at the end of the day, people will remember youre car and if they see it again! then youre fucked!

[ricksimmonds]

when i was 17 and used to cruise around causing a nuisance the mains one were to

1. ask for directions and say do you know the way to (and then mumble something incoherent) they will say where? and you say do you know the way to (mumbles again) until they feel awkward and say they cant hear you and walk away or

2. wave a pedestrian across the street and sit there beeping at them asif they've just jumped out into the road so that they get embaressed, flustered and hurry across the road in a funny manner

likewise i dont do that anymore and just typing it out makes it sound so stupid, but it was good at the time :oops:

[nicole_]

i like beeping the horn when my bfs driving at cyclists or people at the side of the road and making them jump
occasionally wave, get a few waves back :D
but i dont shout stuff lol or beep the horn when its me driving aha

[MrHouston]

Can't say i've ever shouted anything from my car window, and if one of my mates in the car shouted out the window i'd throw them out =D

[Newtz07]

i know a guy who slapped the ass of a cyclist as he drove past...

it was quiet funny at the time, until he drove off and hit the traffic...

the cyclist had caught up at this point. turned out to be a boxer cycling for training and he dragged my mate out the car and whooped his ass!

hahahah that was the funniest thing!

[daz_zz_er]

Can't say i've ever shouted anything from my car window, and if one of my mates in the car shouted out the window i'd throw them out =D

Lol it really annoys me when my mate does that! I always tell him not too shout abuse at people out the window when we are near my house because its rough and they will see me about again and wont be happy, but he still does it!

[Giraffe]

Usually shout random abuse at people every friday on the way to and from playing pool... (I live in Middlesbrough, the chavs generally deserve it). Funniest one was driving through whitby and my mate was on about how all lasses should wear skirts, and he saw who he thought to be a woman wearing trousers, so he wound the window down and screamed "WEAR A SKIRT" at them, turned out to be a man with long hair. Serious LMAO moment.

So basically our abuse consists of shouting "Wear a skirt" at people, or "Shave your tash", and any other random abuse at random people. Only problem I have is that I'm 100% sure people will recognise my car if they see it again...

[chris_ph2]

always beeping at birds in the van and shouting SLAGS. my mate's name is all over the outside aswell haha

once had a two chavs shout something as they overtook me while i was biking to the gym. made me jump and pissed me off. so caught them up and spat in his face haha it was fucking brilliant. then i locked my bike up, took my jacket off and could see them driving round for ages trying to find me

[Yates]

i dont shout anything in my own car

but put me in someone elses and i scream abuse at everyone

[Pixie]

If i see a chav i shout chav! simples :)

[Cal]

i dont shout anything in my own car

but put me in someone elses and i scream abuse at everyoneThis...

I'm an absolute bastard for it, as any of my mates will tell you. Iam mentally 13.

[Lacey_106]

We always beep someone random then shout 'Dave' or 'Sharon' at them waving madly until they wave back.

On the way to Glastonbury one year, my mates were getting drunk in the back and decided to flash the other motorists. I was mortified. The gentleman seemed to enjoy it though.

[MiniGibbo]

Ginger @ gingers
Get your rat out @ the girls
Cunt @ anyone who even slightly strays into my lane..

What i do notice is i only do it in the van, never the car ?

[Giraffe]

Ginger @ gingers
Get your rat out @ the girls
Cunt @ anyone who even slightly strays into my lane..

What i do notice is i only do it in the van, never the car ?

Probably because your car stands out like a sore thumb... which is why I should stop.

[Yates]

best thing is just when your in a traffic jam and someones walking just shout 'hiya' as loud as you can, watch that person look around n try work out which car its from

or pretend youre gona do your shoe lace bend down n press horn on mates steering wheel, just keep it held for as long as you can, everyone looks around and just sees your mate

[piranhamatt]

Only at drunks, usually beep more

[MiniGibbo]

Probably because your car stands out like a sore thumb... which is why I should stop.

Surpose yours being manly rust does stand out ;)

[Giraffe]

best thing is just when your in a traffic jam and someones walking just shout 'hiya' as loud as you can, watch that person look around n try work out which car its from

or pretend youre gona do your shoe lace bend down n press horn on mates steering wheel, just keep it held for as long as you can, everyone looks around and just sees your mate

Have you ever shouted abuse at someone then got caught at a red light or at a junction? Proper awkward moment! My mate's are pretty bad for beeping, I tend to leave the horn alone though... Luckily nobody has pulled my handbrake either yet!

@Gibbo, not much rust on mine you cheeky coont! Least mine doesn't look like driving custard... :(

[Yates]

yeah just look at them as if they are stupid n say you dont have a clue what they are on about, i can keep a straight face easily so they often get even more confused

[Meto]

best thing is just when your in a traffic jam and someones walking just shout 'hiya' as loud as you can, watch that person look around n try work out which car its from

or pretend youre gona do your shoe lace bend down n press horn on mates steering wheel, just keep it held for as long as you can, everyone looks around and just sees your mate

Haha! Comedy gold & noted for future reference :A:

The only time I've yelled anything at anyone was when I was getting out of a parking space and looked back to see how much space I'd got from the car behind. And there was this skinny lad who was walking past frowning and giving me a reet dirty look.

When I got out the parking bay I crawled away and yelled "f***kin t**t, and say him turn round and start mouthing off. Lolworthy.

Don't really make a habit of it though, because knowing my luck, the car would break down as I pulled away.

[Carlvtr88]

Some asian mandem shouted " WHITE FUCKIN HONKEY " At me Out the window of a car when i was walking down the shop. I found it quite amusing.... Not at all offended by the attempted Racism as its such a stupid word... Im sure i could pull some fresher ones out the bag but i wasnt going to stoop to their level... Or did i ?

[23carragold]

used to shout bus wankers at people waiting for buses, but now i only shout it at buses that cut me up

This was a favourite, although I grew out of it after a few days. I am such a retard for doing it but meh..

LOL at the bending down and pressing the horn..can just imagine how awkward my friend would be in the passenger seat!

[trackjace]

Sore some fit woman pushing a pram in basingstoke.Had the window down and shouted out MILF to her,i got stuck at the traffic lights and then she walked past.

[VTomR]

funniest one i ever heard, was when i was in my mates van. we was stuck in traffic and a really hot bird was walking along the pavement to the side of us, pretty much going the same speed we was.. My mate was munching on a pack of sweets and he yells to her, "arlright sweetheart, if i ll give you a sweet will you get in the van?" she looked over and had a little giggle, to which he replied "or ill give you the pack, if you suck my cock!" couldt believe it lol!

[micks233]

Mine had to be about a year ago, stunning lady with her fella, i was road testing a customers car with the apprentice in the passengers seat, wound his window down, and shouted "FUCK HER ... I HAVE". The bloke must have thought it was the young apprentice shouting it at the time as he looked striaght at him and just charged.

The apprentice was a right cock to say the least, cocky little shit bag, even though i sped off i wish now i stopped and just accused him for the laugh.

Awww good times.

On the recieving end of things

Had one driving through southall once, i was in my car, and if not many know southall, it has many indians, infact its like pakistan but in england. Anyway driving my missus to her friends house when i recived some abuse. "Your not welcome here go back to were you came from", i thought thats rich coming from you, not that im racist in anyway, but i thought if they can give it then thy can take it, i dropped the missus off and was going back that way home, saw the lad/lads that shouted and just screamed at them "The boat is waiting to take you home C***"

[micks233]

Sore some fit woman pushing a pram in basingstoke.Had the window down and shouted out MILF to her,i got stuck at the traffic lights and then she walked past.

i was waiting for some sort of a conclusion to this...

[Lacey_106]

i was waiting for some sort of a conclusion to this...

Lol...

[adamm]

i was waiting for some sort of a conclusion to this...

same lol

[piranhamatt]

I was with some mates, each in a car.
Some guys drove past and yelled "*name* you cunnt"
We went straight after them for a few miles, that person with his passengers must have shat himself.

But yelling abuse or such, i was taking friends back from trowbridge, but circled the town and pulled up next to a club, myfront passenger was just staring at some other person who stared back. awwwwkwwward because noone said anything- so they couldnt insult each other or say anything

[AJ_SAXO]

when i was 17 and used to cruise around causing a nuisance the mains one were to

1. ask for directions and say do you know the way to (and then mumble something incoherent) they will say where? and you say do you know the way to (mumbles again) until they feel awkward and say they cant hear you and walk away or

2. wave a pedestrian across the street and sit there beeping at them asif they've just jumped out into the road so that they get embaressed, flustered and hurry across the road in a funny manner
likewise i dont do that anymore and just typing it out makes it sound so stupid, but it was good at the time :oops:

HAHA!! I like this one:y:

[0rang3peel]

I love doing it at security guards when leaving shops with mates ie..

"get that game out your pocket"

and when mates show their ID...

"he ebayed that!!!!"

so immature / great.

[Peter_D]

My personal fave is if theres someone walking up the pavement towards you, slow down as you approach them and put your window down, but don't stop just keep crawling along...they usually stop when they see you slowing and putting your window down, but just keep driving past slowly whilst looking right at them, then put your window up and carry on

So random and confusing for them

[trackjace]

i was waiting for some sort of a conclusion to this...

And then she decided to come back.Have a quickie quickie before the lights turned green ;) Jokes she went straight on lol :bored:

[tom130691]

"i like your wife" to a man walking a dog :cool:

[micks233]

And then she decided to come back.Have a quickie quickie before the lights turned green ;) Jokes she went straight on lol :bored:

much better :p

[Meto]

My personal fave is if theres someone walking up the pavement towards you, slow down as you approach them and put your window down, but don't stop just keep crawling along...they usually stop when they see you slowing and putting your window down, but just keep driving past slowly whilst looking right at them, then put your window up and carry on

So random and confusing for them

There would be people phoning the police describing an attempted drive-by shooting if I did that round my way :panic:

[Yates]

"i like your wife" to a man walking a dog :cool:

close to another thing i like to shout

see a fella walking a dog

'walking the wife'

always goes down a treat

[deans2k8]

air horn on a night out driving past people haha is so much fun..remember going down the road 2 women walking on the path all over the place so drove back slowly window down air horn out! she almost had a heart attack haha

[Morgzc]

Me and my mate hit this girl in the face with 3 McD's ketchups at about 40mph. I feel bad looking back but it was f**king hilarious!

[deans2k8]

Me and my mate hit this girl in the face with 3 McD's ketchups at about 40mph. I feel bad looking back but it was f**king hilarious!

how do you know they hit? did you reverse back and ask?

[Morgzc]

how do you know they hit? did you reverse back and ask?

I poses the incredible ability to turn around. Plus they were thrown forward from the window so hit at about the same time we were opposite her.

[ajdsaxo]

Me and my mate hit this girl in the face with 3 McD's ketchups at about 40mph. I feel bad looking back but it was f**king hilarious!

Once i was coming home from my gf's, who lives 2 mins away from a McD's, a car come round the corner and got me in the face with a mcnugget (window was down) lmao. I actually found it quite funny, was a good shot :y:

[ReCoNoR]

My personal fave is if theres someone walking up the pavement towards you, slow down as you approach them and put your window down, but don't stop just keep crawling along...they usually stop when they see you slowing and putting your window down, but just keep driving past slowly whilst looking right at them, then put your window up and carry on

So random and confusing for them

Once i was coming home from my gf's, who lives 2 mins away from a McD's, a car come round the corner and got me in the face with a mcnugget (window was down) lmao. I actually found it quite funny, was a good shot :y:

I lol'd hard.

[TomT]

i dont shout anything in my own car

but put me in someone elses and i scream abuse at everyone

+1, Try throwin mcflurrys at people 2.

[SneakyVTR]

I like this thread. Mcdonalds ketchups are a fantastic idea. Mcflurry's could be deadly :y:

[saxo_furio17]

i been hit in the face with an egg :( but it didnt break was so happy:)

had a shocker 2nite my freind shouted out my car "nice car twat" as we were approaching only to find out they had went in the back of someone nothing bad but still it was one of those moment when you just wanna die

[Giraffe]

Once i was coming home from my gf's, who lives 2 mins away from a McD's, a car come round the corner and got me in the face with a mcnugget (window was down) lmao. I actually found it quite funny, was a good shot :y:

I too lol'd hard. I've had eggs thrown at me, but so far nobody has hit!

[johny105]

lol the mc nugget's remind me of the old balls of steel .

i thing it was neg urban sports/.

[RossRog]

its always good fun in other cars....

when me an mates go for a random trip to pick up car parts/look at cars its always fun to blow kisses an see if you get a smile back form the ladys in other cars...

an shout the normal stuff too....

[Aly]

best thing is just when your in a traffic jam and someones walking just shout 'hiya' as loud as you can, watch that person look around n try work out which car its from

or pretend youre gona do your shoe lace bend down n press horn on mates steering wheel, just keep it held for as long as you can, everyone looks around and just sees your mate

LOL! I can relate to this, I've done this many times before.

[Robin91]

I remember once my mate had his megaphone and we were driving around shouting abuse at people. We went past one bloke on a bike in all the cycling gear, and I shouted "Cyclists are gay!" at him, laughed and thought nothing of it. Half a mile down the road in a que of traffic, he comes up next to me and knocks on the window looking fuming. Wound the window down and he says "What did you say mate?!", just played stupid. :homme:

[Paul]

I remember when i was younger and on the way back from mac donalds, had a mate in the car.... Next we see some geek all dressed up, looking like hes ready to go out on a date or something.

My mate wound down the window and threw a full large strawberry milkshake at him, i remember it as i was like OMGWTF and it went in slow motion, the milkshake hit the geezer on his head, a bit splattered on his 'just gelled hair', then the lid completely came off and covered his face and shirt. He stood there stunned, covered in pink milkshake, just staring at us.. Needless to say, i put my foot down and got off.

Felt sorry for the kid but couldnt stop laughing. My mates harsh as fuck lol.

[Lacey_106]

I remember when i was younger and on the way back from mac donalds, had a mate in the car.... Next we see some geek all dressed up, looking like hes ready to go out on a date or something.

My mate wound down the window and threw a full large strawberry milkshake at him, i remember it as i was like OMGWTF and it went in slow motion, the milkshake hit the geezer on his head, a bit splattered on his 'just gelled hair', then the lid completely came off and covered his face and shirt. He stood there stunned, covered in pink milkshake, just staring at us.. Needless to say, i put my foot down and got off.

Felt sorry for the kid but couldnt stop laughing. My mates harsh as fuck lol.

Awwww... thats so sad. That might have been his one and only chance to lose his virginity. :geek:

[Liamm]

lastnight i pulled up at traffic lights next to a clio car, same year as mine, and there was 2 good looking gals in it, me and my mate sat and looked, they looked back, i wound the window down, shouted "hello pretty ladies" (in the style of the rasbperry off the vimto advert,) then i put my flashy orange lights on, they pissed themselves xD and waved bye when i smoked there arses off the lights lol.

[tokyodrifte]

Few weeks ago when we had them hot days in the UK, Me and my 2 mates bought a super soaker and about 10 bottles of 2 liter spring water for 17p, filled the boot, went on a cruise... was amusing the best one was...

We was coming up to some lights in manchester and a guy on the side waiting at the lights on his bicycle with a fag in his mouth trying to light it... took a good 3 mins to light and then the lights changed... we went with him at the same pace... popped up the super soaker... straight in the face... ooo that water slapped him good! he like turned into it and everything! nearly fell off his bike but i was in tear laughing at his face expression and the wet drooping fag! lmao

[badwool]

I saw some lad in mcdonalds car park with a "tony & guy" hair cut, all spiked with blond tips, in a convertible mini, with his mrs.

I shouted " youve got something in your hair pal "

He then started checking it in the mirror for about 2 minutes until he realised :P

even his mrs laughed at him.

[Lilreg999]

was following my dad home other week and i noticed the back of a young women in a mini-skirt, tights, and a short pink jacket with bright blonde hair. I flashed my lights at my dad and he sounded his horn as he went past, as i looked she must of been in her 50's !!!!! God we both felt like twats :D at least i had tints to hide behind

[harrytool]

i got a problem at the moment with my 13 y/o niece she seems to find it funny yelling retard to every one we pass

[Moke]

i got a problem at the moment with my 13 y/o niece she seems to find it funny yelling retard to every one we pass

Sure she isn't shouting it at you?

I like the one where you're at traffic lights, at the front of the queue, and you get some little chavs on the corner...

Lights go green, set off slowly and a nice and simple "Prick" at them tends to get them annoyed :p

[harrytool]

Sure she isn't shouting it at you?

I like the one where you're at traffic lights, at the front of the queue, and you get some little chavs on the corner...

Lights go green, set off slowly and a nice and simple "Prick" at them tends to get them annoyed :p
lol i thought it was you we passed

[Moke]

lol i thought it was you we passed

Oh, I didn't realise that was you...

That little girl in the passenger seat wasn't shouting retard, she was screaming rape.

[23carragold]

Oh, I didn't realise that was you...

That little girl in the passenger seat wasn't shouting retard, she was screaming rape.

LOL!!!

[Moke]

LOL!!!

;)

I see Mr Tool hasn't replied.

[23carragold]

;)

I see Mr Tool hasn't replied.

Tbh any response can't top that...:clapping:

[Moke]

Tbh any response can't top that...:clapping:

:A:

He know's I'm only having a joke though :y:

Oh, another classic is just shouting "GINGER!!!!" at a ginger. You can see their face go as red as their hair in anger! :fcuk:

[23carragold]

:A:

He know's I'm only having a joke though :y:

Oh, another classic is just shouting "GINGER!!!!" at a ginger. You can see their face go as red as their hair in anger! :fcuk:

lol. I used to shout "YOU'RE TOO OLD TO GO CLUBBING, GO HOME GRANDDAD" at various early forties males who were out and about. They used to get so annoyed...

Or maybe that was because I threw their own beer cans at them. :detective:

[Moke]

lol. I used to shout "YOU'RE TOO OLD TO GO CLUBBING, GO HOME GRANDDAD" at various early forties males who were out and about. They used to get so annoyed...

Or maybe that was because I threw their own beer cans at them. :detective:

Chav :homme: ;)

I love it when chavs are hanging around on street corners with their hands down their pants... They are just open to abuse, like...

"Aww bless, you're feeling for your first pube".

[harrytool]

:A:

He know's I'm only having a joke though :y:

Oh, another classic is just shouting "GINGER!!!!" at a ginger. You can see their face go as red as their hair in anger! :fcuk:
rofl
I had her two friends in the car aswell
so infact you miss heard what she shouted !
what she said was grape
because I raped the bunch of them!

[Moke]

rofl
I had her two friends in the car aswell
so infact you miss heard what she shouted !
what she said was grape
because I raped a bunch of them!

:n:

I expected better from you, Harry.

[harrytool]

LOL!!!
glad you find it funny carra

[23carragold]

glad you find it funny carra

Sorry was I not meant to?

Oh well.

[Moke]

Aww, this thread is dying :(

Come on, we need some more funnies that I can use! :D

[TipTopTom]

The name game.

Anyone you see, you have to guess what their name is and shout it. If they turn around, you obviously got it right, therefore you award yourself one point :D

Gets very funny when you're calling females "rupert"!

[Moke]

The name game.

Anyone you see, you have to guess what their name is and shout it. If they turn around, you obviously got it right, therefore you award yourself one point :D

Gets very funny when you're calling females "rupert"!

LMFAO, good one!

But what if they are turning around thinking you're a fucking tool for shouting Rupert? Haha! :fcuk:

[TipTopTom]

Who cares? You got a point :D

[Moke]

Who cares? You got a point :D

Haha! I like it! :D

[Peter_D]

rofl
I had her two friends in the car aswell
so infact you miss heard what she shouted !
what she said was grape
because I raped the bunch of them!

Fucking LOOOL

[D--R--E--W]

I asked a Prostitute over to the works van window and asked her to suck my big toe for a quid... Didnt go down as planned tbh. Favourite abuse to shout at people is the word 'Monsterific' I'm trying to get it used alot more frequently and trying to get the word 'Douche' brought back into circulation aswell

[Spanky]

Chav :homme: ;)

I love it when chavs are hanging around on street corners with their hands down their pants... They are just open to abuse, like...

"Aww bless, you're feeling for your first pube".

this one is going to get used time and time again :D

[vtrdunc]

Never used to shout things but me and mates used to set up fake kidnappings. For example one of my mates would walk up to a cash machine, withdraw money and as he's walking away, 3 of us would speed up, skid to a stop, get out in balaclavas, shout at him, bundle him in the boot and wheel spin off. Then there's be another mate somewhere close by to witness and record peoples reactions. Was sooooo funny at the time but I'd never do it now.

[Spanky]

Never used to shout things but me and mates used to set up fake kidnappings. For example one of my mates would walk up to a cash machine, withdraw money and as he's walking away, 3 of us would speed up, skid to a stop, get out in balaclavas, shout at him, bundle him in the boot and wheel spin off. Then there's be another mate somewhere close by to witness and record peoples reactions. Was sooooo funny at the time but I'd never do it now.

omg i have to do that!!

[23carragold]

Never used to shout things but me and mates used to set up fake kidnappings. For example one of my mates would walk up to a cash machine, withdraw money and as he's walking away, 3 of us would speed up, skid to a stop, get out in balaclavas, shout at him, bundle him in the boot and wheel spin off. Then there's be another mate somewhere close by to witness and record peoples reactions. Was sooooo funny at the time but I'd never do it now.

That is legendary..I will most definitely try to attempt this soon.

[Tom_Crx]

My one mate always does this thing, if you go past another car hes just generally looking out the window and then catches a glimse of the passing cars tyre then gasps and starts pointing to their tyre and they always pull over to see whats wrong with it.

[L33]

i was driving around once with my mates and they had eggs we normally tho them at prozzies like but we were just drivin down a road near mine and these fukin group of chavs were bouncing across the road really so just to make me slow down n piss me off so i slowed down and my mate nailed this egg n it hit this little rat rate in the face fukin good shot aswell haha sounded like a punch.

[Viper]

i was driving around once with my mates and they had eggs we normally tho them at prozzies like but we were just drivin down a road near mine and these fukin group of chavs were bouncing across the road really so just to make me slow down n piss me off so i slowed down and my mate nailed this egg n it hit this little rat rate in the face fukin good shot aswell haha sounded like a punch.

Do you want to buy some punctuation? I've got a sale on. £5.99 for a full set :y:

[Peter_D]

Do you want to buy some punctuation? I've got a sale on. £5.99 for a full set :y:

Ill take 3 commas an apostrophe and an exclamation mark need them to complete this sentence

[Moke]

Do you want to buy some punctuation? I've got a sale on. £5.99 for a full set :y:

Can I have some of C's, U's, N's and T's please?

I feel like using them in a few threads...

[SneakyVTR]

Punctuation/grammar Nazi issues aside, I am deeply in love with this thread.

Haven't done it for a while but driving along and you see some guy with a fairly fit bird, lean out the window and just yell "I want to be inside you" straight at them and watch the reaction the boyfriend/partner gives.. its classic everytime. The girls usually laugh and smile from the admittedly very 'rapey' attention.

[Viper]

Can I have some of C's, U's, N's and T's please?

I feel like using them in a few threads...

That's not punctuation.

[Moke]

That's not punctuation.

Surely you sell letters too?

*Sigh*

[Peter_D]

LOL, i can just picture Kinetik lad on Countdown..

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/image.php?u=39430&dateline=1280924178&type=profile

"Can i get a vowel, another vowel, another vowel, a punctuation, another punctuation, a vowel, another vowel, and a final punctuation please Rachel"

...

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/rachel-riley-415x275.jpg

"WTF...go home lad"

[Moke]

LOL, i can just picture Kinetik lad on Countdown..

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/image.php?u=39430&dateline=1280924178&type=profile

"Can i get a vowel, another vowel, another vowel, a punctuation, another punctuation, a vowel, another vowel, and a final punctuation please Rachel"

...

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/rachel-riley-415x275.jpg

"WTF...go home lad"

Duuuuude, wrong thread to post mine and your picture in... ;)

I'm such a fugly mug eh? :homme: haha!

[Viper]

Surely you sell letters too?

*Sigh*

No. What the fuck would I sell letters for

[iSlayeR]

If i see someone on a pedal bike i always shout "Nice bike you dick" don't ask why :oops:

[Moke]

No. What the fuck would I sell letters for

I'm not sure, but it looks like you have ran out of question marks....

[Viper]

Hahahahahahaha. Cunt.

[Moke]

Hahahahahahaha. Cunt.

Ah, you have got the letters I wanted!

I'll take 5 of each please.

[Viper]

It's either 50p each or 10 minutes of sexual favours.

[Moke]

It's either 50p each or 10 minutes of sexual favours.

Hmm, I only have £5.00. Can I pay that and give you 20 minutes?

[TomT]

I like to just shout grandma or grandad at old people, they always wave

[Moke]

Another good one is to shout "Dad! Dad! I've missed you so much! Why did you leave me?! It's been 12 years!"

The looks you get off the guy you're shouting at and passers by are pricless!

[mikeyboy456]

i know a guy who slapped the ass of a cyclist as he drove past...

it was quiet funny at the time, until he drove off and hit the traffic...

the cyclist had caught up at this point. turned out to be a boxer cycling for training and he dragged my mate out the car and whooped his ass!

hahahah that was the funniest thing!

This happened to a mate of my mates mate :P. He slapped the arse of this women cyclist she caught up at the traffic lights and pulled out a badge she was in the police haha.



OT: We usually just beep the horn to someone on the side of the road and wave the opposite way quite funny when they wave and quickly lower there hand and bow there head in shame :P.

[L33]

Do you want to buy some punctuation? I've got a sale on. £5.99 for a full set :y:

cba to type it, and why be cocky ? seriously your not funny at all.

[Moke]

cba to type it, and why be cocky ? seriously your not funny at all.

He's only having a laugh matey :y:

[Spanky]

cba to type it, and why be cocky ? seriously your not funny at all.

wait till you see a picture of him :D

[Viper]

cba to type it, and why be cocky ? seriously your not funny at all.

*you're

:A:

[Yates]

pauls post reminded me of a mate throwing a milkshake at some guy stood at bus stop ready for town, it hit him, he just stood up n walked off lol guessin goin home to change

[Peter_D]

pauls post reminded me of a mate throwing a milkshake at some guy stood at bus stop ready for town, it hit him, he just stood up n walked off lol guessin goin home to change

How does one stand up, from an already standing position?

:panic:

[Lacey_106]

How does one stand up, from an already standing position?

:panic:

I properly LOL'd.

[Moke]

How does one stand up, from an already standing position?

:panic:

Haha, good eye mate!

Unless the "guy" was Jesus?

[Peter_D]

If he'd been sitting down, and then stood up, and walked across the surface of a deep puddle to leave, then he probably would be Jesus

But the fact he "stood up" from an already stationary standing position, means he is far more advanced than Jesus

He could turn water into a fine Rum, bread into an exotic seafood platter, and Saxperience into the worst forum ever

[Yates]

was lent, n then stood straight instead of stood up then lol

[Moke]

If he'd been sitting down, and then stood up, and walked across the surface of a deep puddle to leave, then he probably would be Jesus

But the fact he "stood up" from an already stationary standing position, means he is far more advanced than Jesus

He could turn water into a fine Rum, bread into an exotic seafood platter, and Saxperience into the worst forum ever

Haha :clapping:

Great theory mate!

So then, who is this "guy" you speak of, if it's not Jesus?

[Lewiswhitlock]

I have done this a fair few times in my car until the it hit me that i was one of the only icelandic saxos in my area and i was remembered :P

[Peter_D]

was lent, n then stood straight instead of stood up then lol

Ahhh just a normal guy altering his standing position in which to exit the bus stop, case closed! :afro: