for a million pounds would you...

[matt_vtr_15a]

...have a womans breast surgically attached to your forehead for an entire year?

the breast is from a random woman so could be black/white etc

RULES / USEFUL INFORMATION
You have to continue with your daily life, you cant hide away
No hats may be worn to disguise your head breast (unless required for work)
No "pimping" of your breast, must be left in its original glory as nature intended
The breast is on your head for a full year
No scarring will be left upon the removal of your breast
No choice is given when recieving your breast, you get a random one, could be a big bin lid monster or a little perky pippie
You cant tell anyone the real reason why you have a breast on your head, you have to make up something else

took this from a forum i was on, thought i'd share.. discuss...

[MrHouston]

No, I wouldn't..

[saxo_singh]

I thought this thread would be interesting.

But its not......

[matt_vtr_15a]

I thought this thread would be interesting.

But its not......

cool...

anyway...

[NickJ]

hell yes, I would do it for a quid

[23carragold]

No.

My self respect and dignity is worth more to me than a sum of money. I wouldn't degrade myself like that.

[Viper]

Not at all. Ever

[matt_vtr_15a]

No.

My self respect and dignity is worth more to me than a sum of money. I wouldn't degrade myself like that.

not even if it was a really big one? and you could suck the nipple if you was bored?

[PSPDan]

No... if I was that desperate for money I'd go make some.

[Peter_D]

I would only do it if only i could hide away at home

I'd definately do it for a year if so, wouldn't go out or anything

Then after the year i'd collect my money and get in touch with my mates again for a reunion holiday

[MrHouston]

Why are we even discussing this?

[23carragold]

not even if it was a really big one? and you could suck the nipple if you was bored?

I'm not as desperate as you....

[Mochachino]

I would!! think how much youd make off publicity! Everyone would pay to look at your head and youd be put down in history.

What about indecent exposure? you got to wear a bra on ur head?

[matt_vtr_15a]

I would!! think how much youd make off publicity! Everyone would pay to look at your head and youd be put down in history.

What about indecent exposure? you got to wear a bra on ur head?

i guess indecent exposure would be a problem.. however could get away with it being a medical condition..

I would definately do it, i would be the victim of some seriously cruel jokes from friends but seriously what is the worse thing they could call you.. probably 'tithead' and tbh i think i prefer that to 'cunt'...

[PSPDan]

I would only do it if only i could hide away at home

I'd definately do it for a year if so, wouldn't go out or anything

Then after the year i'd collect my money and get in touch with my mates again for a reunion holiday

Staying at home all day is probably the most exciting thing you can do in Helmsdale anyway.

[Peter_D]

Bristol can't be much better then can it...lololololololol

[matt_vtr_15a]

I'm not as desperate as you....

I am not too desperate cheers..

oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2C2c6kJG9w

[PSPDan]

Bristol can't be much better then can it...lololololololol

Touché!

[23carragold]

I am not too desperate cheers..

oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2C2c6kJG9w

Bastard...why would you do that?

I'm off to self harm again.

[Lacey_106]

Erm no. You've put a great deal of thought into this though.

[Peter_D]

Erm no. You've put a great deal of thought into this though.

He put little to no thought into it, he says he took it from a forum he was on

You need to go to bed Lacey and get a good nights sleep :zainy:

[Lacey_106]

He put little to no thought into it, he says he took it from a forum he was on

You need to go to bed Lacey and get a good nights sleep :zainy:
oops sorry I stopped reading after would you have a breast on your head...

[haz_pro]

I would do it!

[kc-saxo]

Are we allowed to look in the mirror and have a wank ?

[smiith]

yes, think of the attention you would get when you had it... then after a year when its gone, all the women see you without it, and you get a swift mill..

[Mochachino]

Are we allowed to look in the mirror and have a wank ?

Its jus one tit not a pair, but ye if 1tit does somthing for you then ye.

[Tontsy]

I wear a cap pretty much every day all day, so that doesnt nother me as its continues with daily activities ;)

But tbh
I would anyway!

[Moke]

No....

[D8N_LL]

yes :)

[J222JRA]

Not at all. Ever

But Viper.....you are a tit...it would suit you. ;) :oops:

[cloke]

Yea, not alot I wouldn't do for a milli

[VTomR]

we was playing this today at work, you had to choose 1 it was...
for £1mil: would you lick out bab windsor after a year of her not cleaning
for £2mil. would you lick the blue waffle
for £3mil: would you lick a chimpanzees gash.

[Viper]

But Viper.....you are a tit...it would suit you. ;) :oops:

but... but... :(

[-shuggles-]

we was playing this today at work, you had to choose 1 it was...
for £1mil: would you lick out bab windsor after a year of not cleaning
for £2mil. would you like the blue waffle
for £3mil: would you lick a chimpanzees gash.

3 million please:homme:

[vtrsarah]

hmmmmm ill pass i have two already 3 is being greedy and greed is a sin i wan too go too heaven :)

[Princey_vts]

can you wear a bra on it?

[Bound]

I'd probably do it.

[wadoryu]

no. but laughing

[sparky771]

yes i would then i would start an internet bussiness make some money then pay to get it removed and continue life as a wealthy bussiness man and id make up a lavish story about the scare left on my head haha!

[Bound]

yes i would then i would start an internet bussiness make some money then pay to get it removed and continue life as a wealthy bussiness man and id make up a lavish story about the scare left on my head haha!

There is no scar left on your head you tit ;D.

[Princey_vts]

yes i would then i would start an internet bussiness make some money then pay to get it removed and continue life as a wealthy bussiness man and id make up a lavish story about the scare left on my head haha!

way too much thought ^^ :innocent:

[sparky771]

haha im bored :/ so i put some thought into my answer :P

[Peter_D]

we was playing this today at work, you had to choose 1 it was...
for £1mil: would you lick out bab windsor after a year of her not cleaning
for £2mil. would you lick the blue waffle
for £3mil: would you lick a chimpanzees gash.

Honestly i think i'd go for the chimp's minge

It would be sour as fuck but for 3 million...fuck it

Wouldn't go near the blue waffle though...it's just too far...the way it has a slight glow to it

And Babs Windsor i think would be similar to the chimp so might aswell go for the chimp for extra money

Although to sum it all up, i hate eating out anyway so it all makes me sick

[VTomR]

Honestly i think i'd go for the chimp's minge

It would be sour as fuck but for 3 million...fuck it

Wouldn't go near the blue waffle though...it's just too far...the way it has a slight glow to it

And Babs Windsor i think would be similar to the chimp so might aswell go for the chimp for extra money

Although to sum it all up, i hate eating out anyway so it all makes me sick

yea thats what i said, i also said chuck babs in with the chimp and id do both for £5mill....fuck the waffle though, i actually think you would dye from just sniffing it....

[timmythechef]

how much would it take for pat butcher?

[Lacey_106]

Are these unisex challenges or can us girls have some with less gash? :p

[23carragold]

how much would it take for pat butcher?

£5....

[timmythechef]

£5....

reasonable

[23carragold]

reasonable

She's a dirty mare. She'd even give me change..

[laberridge]

i'd end up playing with it in my sleep, so for that sake no thanks. :)

[SaxSpeed]

put it this way theres not alot of things i wouldnt do for a million lol

[Pixie]

No way , never , nope :err:

[daz_zz_er]

Would not even be worth it! i would spend most of my time sat inside haha, wouldnt be able to do anything at all i would be that embarassed

[MAXSTARR]

for £3mil: would you lick a chimpanzees gash.

would i have to maker the chimp orgasm, or is it just a taste?

[Sophia_Bush]

some of this stuff is just funny as usual!!

It is like asking would you let Lex and Mandingo bum you up the arse violently like they do in their jobs constantly for an hour for 5million quid?

Propably need the money to repair your arse after

[Lacey_106]

Just noticed how we seem to be divided 50/50...

[VTomR]

would i have to maker the chimp orgasm, or is it just a taste?

we had this debate at work, i said for that sort of money you would have to make it orgasm, but then it spiraled out of control because someone said the chimp would rip your face off before you had the chance to make it cum...so we settled half way that you would have to have a good lick for about 2 minutes.

[MAXSTARR]

we had this debate at work, i said for that sort of money you would have to make it orgasm, but then it spiraled out of control because someone said the chimp would rip your face off before you had the chance to make it cum...so we settled half way that you would have to have a good lick for about 2 minutes.

id then buy the chimp and marry her, and have chimp babys.....

[VTomR]

id then buy the chimp and marry her, and have chimp babys.....

if thats what floats your boat

[MAXSTARR]

if thats what floats your boat

nope.... water does ;)

[Stissy]

yeah... definatly
i'd make £1000000

can you do it with a mate?

[Mr_X]

i can think of two reasons to say yes.

1 - a million pounds
2 - its a boob! i have always wanted one, i wouldnt be bored ever again.

[auds]

Lmao Mr X....but you would look a right tit though :(

I would most definitely not do it.....unless I could stay in the whole time and hibernate for the year....I just couldn't I'm too vain :( and money isn't everything....

[sam2kk8]

for a year i would..

[23carragold]

Lmao Mr X....but you would look a right tit though :(

I would most definitely not do it.....unless I could stay in the whole time and hibernate for the year....I just couldn't I'm too vain :( and money isn't everything....

Actually Auds if it was your boob then I might reconsider..........;)

[mikeysoft]

fucking tit heads! :)lol

[JamesR]

Yes i would tbh lol

[mikeysoft]

nice pic monster energy is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matt_vtr_15a]

this seems divided then but obviously most of us here on sax-p are money wanting, tit loving, blue waffle discussing perverts...

what a great community to be part of :)

I would do it for sure though, people who don't know you.. who gives a fuck about them??

Your mates, would rip into you for a year (sucking your tit) etc and just making it as bad as they possibly could for you...

BUT

after that you are a millionaire, your mates will have to then bow down and respect the fact that you rocked it with a tit on your head!!

The one main aspect which makes me re-consider this is my job..( I would get a loan though if poss and live on this for a year and pay off afterwards)

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING....

Sex would be out of the question more than likely, gunna be hard to pull with a tit on your head, unless you can convince someone it is a joke and you will take it off during sexytime...

Otheriwse you just really have to hope you can find a really kinky single tit lovin girl...

[Viper]

LOL saying you're a millionaire. First spend and you're not any more.

A million isn't that much... Wouldn't last too long unless you invested it.

[matt_vtr_15a]

LOL saying you're a millionaire. First spend and you're not any more.

A million isn't that much... Wouldn't last too long unless you invested it.

I dunno mate,

Buy a nice house ( 3 bedroom nice area, nothing too greedy)

a nice car say m3 or something..

and say this takes you to, £375k..

I would then just live life nice and steady, holidays here and there and just live a middle class life..

I could make it last if I wanted..

BUT...

I think if I had a mill, i would want to try and be a multi-millionaire etc..