In the office...

[Moke]

...who do you hate the most?

I hate my manager as his attitude is disgusting, he isn't even manager trained, he just got the position as our previous manager left and he had the most experience... He makes you feel like shit at times, then reports anyone for kicking off at him...? Oh, and he will sit there on Minesweeper flags ALL DAY earning an extra £7k a year than me. Not funny.

Also, one of the lads on my team... He does fuck all until my manager praises him a little bit then he's a little lick arse. I just don't get why he can't work hard all of the time?

/rant.

Discuss....

[Piggie]

Were moving seats next week and ive moved from the corner were i can scan the world wide web freely to in front of the directors table. Fukkers!

[Moke]

Were moving seats next week and ive moved from the corner were i can scan the world wide web freely to in front of the directors table. Fukkers!

Gutted mate :(

Where do you work?

[Piggie]

Gutted mate :(

Where do you work?

Blackburn pal yourself? Been in brig a few times this week and not seen your car yet either you on sax p all night? lol

[RossRog]

i work for a company where we all look out for each other if one has done somthing wrong we wil go to each other an say can you just change that we are a good team! then they employed this new person to replace somone who left...

she does not fit in an is constantly trying to get people into shit. instead of us saying just change that she is going to the boss an saying look what they are doing wrong, since she has been here 3 months 3 people have been sacked it was a nice place to work an noe its horrible t he atmosphere is terrable you are constantly trying to not slip up because you know that will be the end of you.

an she is always talking the mic out of my cars. that does not help!

anyway rant over.....

[Moke]

Blackburn pal yourself? Been in brig a few times this week and not seen your car yet either you on sax p all night? lol

I meant the company you worked for? Lol.

And I live across the road from Gee Tees, down that one way street lol.

[Piggie]

i work for a company where we all look out for each other if one has done somthing wrong we wil go to each other an say can you just change that we are a good team! then they employed this new person to replace somone who left...

she does not fit in an is constantly trying to get people into shit. instead of us saying just change that she is going to the boss an saying look what they are doing wrong, since she has been here 3 months 3 people have been sacked it was a nice place to work an noe its horrible t he atmosphere is terrable you are constantly trying to not slip up because you know that will be the end of you.

an she is always talking the mic out of my cars. that does not help!

anyway rant over.....

let it out m8 youll fell better :y:

[RossRog]

let it out m8 youll fell better :y:



wel i am next in her sights...

she said why do you bother cleaning your car....its like trying to polish a shit...

i was fecked off lol

[Piggie]

I meant the company you worked for? Lol.

And I live across the road from Gee Tees, down that one way street lol.

Ha my bad. Capita if that means anything to you.... Were a consultancy in construction and shit quite big company lol
You workin?
Dnt no that road personally but my mates dad lives on station road opposite the indian and the pub (cnt remember the name ha) its next to Heatons garage i think!

[Piggie]

wel i am next in her sights...

she said why do you bother cleaning your car....its like trying to polish a shit...

i was fecked off lol

Reply; the same reason you were makeup, its pointless but it makes you feel good lmao

[Liamm]

wel i am next in her sights...

she said why do you bother cleaning your car....its like trying to polish a shit...

i was fecked off lol


"why do you bother putting make up on, its like trying to polish a shit"

DOOO EEETT!

*Damn beat to it!

[J222JRA]

Customers.

[Piggie]

Customers.

^^^^ Lmao some must be nice?

[Moke]

Ha my bad. Capita if that means anything to you.... Were a consultancy in construction and shit quite big company lol
You workin?
Dnt no that road personally but my mates dad lives on station road opposite the indian and the pub (cnt remember the name ha) its next to Heatons garage i think!

Oh the Black Bull I think you mean.

Haha, Capita, that rings a bell... I think I've spoke to a lady called Sarah there about some work my company needed doing. Not sure though...

Customers.

N'awwwwwwwwwww :hug:

[Cal]

Currently reworking a logo for Azerbaijan oil and gas...

I hate anyone who thinks they know my job better than I do, yes you're a Professor, you're also a prick with no design sense.

Please work; oil rig, computers, database symbol, arrows, maps into my logo.

How about no it will look shit you camel riding prick.

[Lacey_106]

Doctors

[Moke]

Currently reworking a logo for Azerbaijan oil and gas...

I hate anyone who thinks they know my job better than I do, yes you're a Professor, you're also a prick with no design sense.

Please work; oil rig, computers, database symbol, arrows, maps into my logo.

How about no it will look shit you camel riding prick.

LMFAO!

Doctors

Morning Lacey :)

[Lacey_106]

Currently reworking a logo for Azerbaijan oil and gas...

I hate anyone who thinks they know my job better than I do, yes you're a Professor, you're also a prick with no design sense.

Please work; oil rig, computers, database symbol, arrows, maps into my logo.

How about no it will look shit you camel riding prick.

ROFL I just spat my drink all over my computer.

[Juggyluggs]

o dear dude doesn't sound to good
cal always so subtle haha

[RossRog]

well there is most of us who are supposed to be working...but on saxp haa

[Cal]

If I could access Photobucket in work I'd post the MS Paint mock up example he made...

Complete twat.

[Juggyluggs]

indeed like me at the current moment in time
slam it up later cal i want to see it now

[Moke]

well there is most of us who are supposed to be working...but on saxp haa

I will have finished todays work (minus a few phone calls) by 1pm anyway :A:

[Piggie]

Oh the Black Bull I think you mean.

Haha, Capita, that rings a bell... I think I've spoke to a lady called Sarah there about some work my company needed doing. Not sure though...



Yh probabbly mate we hire people to work for other people if you get what i mean lol. In respect we get paid to be the middle men ha. And it is the black bull lol so yh look out for silver vtr an gissus beep if yur passing :y:

[Lacey_106]

If I could access Photobucket in work I'd post the MS Paint mock up example he made...

Complete twat.

Email it to me and I'll put it up :y:

[Moke]

Yh probabbly mate we hire people to work for other people if you get what i mean lol. In respect we get paid to be the middle men ha. And it is the black bull lol so yh look out for silver vtr an gissus beep if yur passing :y:

Yeah, my company use you :A: lol.

Silver VTR? I thought it was red lol.

What's the start of your reg mate? I'll look out for you! I'm in a Posi Blue Mk1 VTR :y:

[Piggie]

Yeah, my company use you :A: lol.

Silver VTR? I thought it was red lol.

What's the start of your reg mate? I'll look out for you! I'm in a Posi Blue Mk1 VTR :y:

Nah silver lol. With black VTS wheel however it is bodyshop very soon to be colour coded and my wheels done white! Reg is w744. Nice colour for yours but i prefer Mk2s cos im biased. My mate has a black Mk1 tho chances are youll see his if you see mine! He has a nice dent left by a taxi driver in his rear panel looks sweeeeeet (not)

[Moke]

Nah silver lol. With black VTS wheel however it is bodyshop very soon to be colour coded and my wheels done white! Reg is w744. Nice colour for yours but i prefer Mk2s cos im biased. My mate has a black Mk1 tho chances are youll see his if you see mine! He has a nice dent left by a taxi driver in his rear panel looks sweeeeeet (not)

Ah, I think I've seen you just the once.

Haha, yeah I've seen the black Mk1, it's got black VTR wheels with red rim tape, right?

That dent is nasty man :n:

[Proffitt]

Piggie - I work for Capita Symonds in Colwyn bay :)

I hate my job sooo much.

Like Cal said - I hate people who tell you what to do and they dont have a clue what they are on about!!

Also my boss, If he is in a good mood then its fine but if he in a bad mood he makes everyone else in a shitty mood!!! And he is always right!!! Even when he isnt! AND he has pure B.O, not just normall sometimes a week B.O...it's every f*cking day B.O that absolutly sticks...i would prefer to sniff milk that had gone off 2 years ago.

/Rant.

[Piggie]

Ah, I think I've seen you just the once.

Haha, yeah I've seen the black Mk1, it's got black VTR wheels with red rim tape, right?

That dent is nasty man :n:

Thats the one. It really is nasty. You know the worst part? He had a mk1 silver vtr that he drove into the ground so he bought the black 1 which was a mk2 front end write off. Spent 2 weeks swapping the front ends and the engine etc, drove it for 2 days then the taxi got him!!!!!

[Moke]

Thats the one. It really is nasty. You know the worst part? He had a mk1 silver vtr that he drove into the ground so he bought the black 1 which was a mk2 front end write off. Spent 2 weeks swapping the front ends and the engine etc, drove it for 2 days then the taxi got him!!!!!

Not good man :n:

Is he claiming on the taxi?

[Piggie]

Piggie - I work for Capita Symonds in Colwyn bay :)

I hate my job sooo much.

Like Cal said - I hate people who tell you what to do and they dont have a clue what they are on about!!

Also my boss, If he is in a good mood then its fine but if he in a bad mood he makes everyone else in a shitty mood!!! And he is always right!!! Even when he isnt! AND he has pure B.O, not just normall sometimes a week B.O...it's every f*cking day B.O that absolutly sticks...i would prefer to sniff milk that had gone off 2 years ago.

/Rant.


Profitt, Small world mate!
Didnt even know we had an office there till now!
Nice to meet you anyways lol

[Piggie]

Not good man :n:

Is he claiming on the taxi?

Yh but its a write off so there taking the piss!!! Fink hes stayin true to the sax tho. Hes after a shell actually for another engine swap. That green 1 of yurs any good or is it fucked?

[Proffitt]

Profitt, Small world mate!
Didnt even know we had an office there till now!
Nice to meet you anyways lol

Haha, yes it is a very small world!!

Like wise mate :y:

[Piggie]

Haha, yes it is a very small world!!

Like wise mate :y:

Btw yur car baddddddddddddd. If i cud pay the insurance id b a rallye owner :y:

[Moke]

Yh but its a write off so there taking the piss!!! Fink hes stayin true to the sax tho. Hes after a shell actually for another engine swap. That green 1 of yurs any good or is it fucked?

It needs a new boot rebuild and the underneath is rusty, sorry fella :(

Haha, yes it is a very small world!!

Like wise mate :y:

Erm, Mr Proffitt? He lives 5 mins away from me, so he's mine. Gutted ;)

Btw yur car baddddddddddddd. If i cud pay the insurance id b a rallye owner :y:

It's not his anymore :( Was silly for selling up! :homme:

[Proffitt]

Erm, Mr Proffitt? He lives 5 mins away from me, so he's mine. Gutted ;)



It's not his anymore :( Was silly for selling up!


I wish it was 5 mins ;)

Im not silly, it was the right choice :) Miss the 16v's but not the 106 :homme:

[Piggie]

Mike hes yur i wudnt try and intervene dnt worry! But Profitt Mike is right that was a big mistake 106 better by far :y:

[Lacey_106]

If I could access Photobucket in work I'd post the MS Paint mock up example he made...

Complete twat.

Cal's work for the day...

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/turdforCaltopolish.jpg

[Moke]

Mike hes yur i wudnt try and intervene dnt worry! But Profitt Mike is right that was a big mistake 106 better by far :y:

Haha, yes! ;)

Not that the 106 was better, but the 16v engine - Nom, nom, nom!

[Cal]

Cal's work for the day...Let's just make it clear that I didn't make that... that's the shitter I have to polish :homme:

[Lacey_106]

Let's just make it clear that I didn't make that... that's the shitter I have to polish :homme:

Oh yes. My slightly ambiguous introduction there....

[23carragold]

...who do you hate the most?

I hate my manager as his attitude is disgusting, he isn't even manager trained, he just got the position as our previous manager left and he had the most experience... He makes you feel like shit at times, then reports anyone for kicking off at him...? Oh, and he will sit there on Minesweeper flags ALL DAY earning an extra £7k a year than me. Not funny.

Also, one of the lads on my team... He does fuck all until my manager praises him a little bit then he's a little lick arse. I just don't get why he can't work hard all of the time?

/rant.

Discuss....

Mate sounds like you work with some truly cuntish people..how the fuck haven't you lost it yet lol.

Makes me glad I won't be working with arses like that. Oh and btw...I knew about my job before everyone a week or so ago lad ;) was official yesterday though lol but thanks for the support babe :y:

[Moke]

Mate sounds like you work with some truly cuntish people..how the fuck haven't you lost it yet lol.

Makes me glad I won't be working with arses like that. Oh and btw...I knew about my job before everyone a week or so ago lad ;) was official yesterday though lol but thanks for the support babe :y:

Sure do fella, but my job pays the bills and the car, soo.....

I just crack my jokes at the people I don't like. Soon shuts them up haha!

No probs sweety ;) x

[23carragold]

Sure do fella, but my job pays the bills and the car, soo.....

I just crack my jokes at the people I don't like. Soon shuts them up haha!

No probs sweety ;) x

You joke with me all the time........




Does that mean you hate me?! :(

[Moke]

You joke with me all the time........
Does that mean you hate me?! :(

Nooo, I mean my wise cracks that soon shut people up like when I shut Harrytool up :A:

I don't hate you at all mate... I just don't like you that much.

[23carragold]

Nooo, I mean my wise cracks that soon shut people up like when I shut Harrytool up :A:

I don't hate you at all mate... I just don't like you that much.

:( cow.


HarryDICKTool is no more...:clapping:

[haz_pro]

Let's just make it clear that I didn't make that... that's the shitter I have to polish :homme:

Haha, i was gunna say it looked like shit!:n:

[Moke]

:( cow.


HarryDICKTool is no more...:clapping:

You know I'm joking :oops: I'm really not.

Why, has MrCuntyBollocks been banned?

[23carragold]

You know I'm joking :oops: I'm really not.

Why, has MrCuntyBollocks been banned?

LOL.

Yes I think MrAnalBeading has been..his name was blackened out and he hasn't been on in a while...

[Lacey_106]

He's prob only got a temporary ban. Then he's gonna come and merk you bruv.
That is all.

[Moke]

He's prob only got a temporary ban. Then he's gonna come and merk you bruv.
That is all.

Blup!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/daily-chav-talk-chavs-demotivational-poster-1220819039.jpg

Another thing that annoys me in the office are the receptionists... They take everything so seriously... They have been everywhere you have and have done everything you have, but more! :wall:

[23carragold]

He's prob only got a temporary ban. Then he's gonna come and merk you bruv.
That is all.

Offer us sanctuary?!

[Mr_P]

Everyone.

[Chuffy]

Boss is a right wanksplash. Ask for a holiday and he always asks: "what for?" like you need a valid reason to take annual leave.

I have next week off and I asked 1 month in advance to take holidays:

Boss: Chuffy, why do you need a week off?
Me: I'm shaggin dead dogs that week
Boss:......

Cunt didn't speak to me for a week

I also hate all the pedlars who take their work seriously and it becomes their life. They struggle to see why I don't go to work nights out:

Boss: Chuffy, you never go to work nights out (saying it infornt of people trying to be funny)
Me: When it's 5 o'clock I try and get home as fast as I can. No way would I consider hanging around to go for a drink with you pedlars

[DevilDamo]

I hate my manager as his attitude is disgusting

For your sake, just hope he doesn't read Sax-p as you'll be in receipt of your P45 soon ;)

Oh, and he will sit there on Minesweeper flags ALL DAY earning an extra £7k a year than me. Not funny.

...while you sit on Sax-p? There's a an answer... get on Minesweeper?

[Moke]

For your sake, just hope he doesn't read Sax-p as you'll be in receipt of your P45 soon ;)

...while you sit on Sax-p? There's a an answer... get on Minesweeper?

Nah, he's too busy on eBay looking for bikes to cycle into work with.

My IT Manager can see what I'm writing though... Hi Tony :D

Haha, well I guess I'm as bad as him, but for the extra £7k that he's getting, I feel a bit hard done by :S

[Lacey_106]

Nah, he's too busy on eBay looking for bikes to cycle into work with.

My IT Manager can see what I'm writing though... Hi Tony :D

Haha, well I guess I'm as bad as him, but for the extra £7k that he's getting, I feel a bit hard done by :S

My IT manager used to hate me.

Forum all day long. Interspersed with facebooking.

[Cal]

Haha, i was gunna say it looked like shit!:n:Yerrrr, busy working on it now... I'm struggling.

[Lacey_106]

Yerrrr, busy working on it now... I'm struggling.

Are you not using my suggestion?! :shocked:

[Moke]

My IT manager used to hate me.

Forum all day long. Interspersed with facebooking.

I think my IT Manager likes me, well I hope so :oops: lol.

Facebook is blocked at work due to sooooo many people using it...

[Cal]

Are you not using my suggestion?! :shocked:Errrrrrrrrrrrn :wacko:

Yes.

[RossRog]

I think my IT Manager likes me, well I hope so :oops: lol.

Facebook is blocked at work due to sooooo many people using it...

had ours blocked on monday....

due to that annoying woman!

[Moke]

had ours blocked on monday....

due to that annoying woman!

Pfft, give the bitch a slap!

[RossRog]

she just fell over. i laughed....

[Moke]

she just fell over. i laughed....

Should have kerb stomped the whore.

[Pixie]

Customers.

Gotta agree , Hate 'em Grrrrr :wall:

My everyday customers are great , just those middle aged men that think they know best that I despise :evil:

[Morgan_VTR]

be the end of you.

an she is always talking the mic out of my cars. that does not help!

anyway rant over.....

Kick her in the c*nt. Silly bitch.

Here, we have some South African dude making the odd phone call every day - all I hear is 'Jar... Jar well.... JaarJa" - he makes his own hours up, complains he can't use the "mulk" for his cereal and is generally a retartd. He knows the big players hence the MADE UP A POSITION for him to work...... Oh well least I'm a temp :zainy:

Also, a lady telling me how to 'do filing' - GTF I know!!!!:wall:

[trackjace]

my boss in a wank*er.She said f*ck me or your gonna get sacked.She's proper skanky too :(

[RossRog]

Kick her in the c*nt. Silly bitch.

Here, we have some South African dude making the odd phone call every day - all I hear is 'Jar... Jar well.... JaarJa" - he makes his own hours up, complains he can't use the "mulk" for his cereal and is generally a retartd. He knows the big players hence the MADE UP A POSITION for him to work...... Oh well least I'm a temp :zainy:

Also, a lady telling me how to 'do filing' - GTF I know!!!!:wall:


think i should mate!

she thinks she knows alot about cars..

chap comes into work an says he has a knocking noise when he turns right an its slowly getting worse. i suggest its the driveshaft. she butts in if its the driveshft scrap the car, its soo expensive to get them changed....the car he has got is a 206....she then tells me its the Diff lock? wtf..

i told him to take it to a garage an see what they think...


it was the driveshaft... :A:

[Chuffy]

my boss in a wank*er.She said f*ck me or your gonna get sacked.She's proper skanky too :(

lol take it like a man

[RossRog]

my boss in a wank*er.She said f*ck me or your gonna get sacked.She's proper skanky too :(

Could be worse...

she could be a he......

then it gets painful!

[b0t13]

lol take it like a man

Could be worse...

she could be a he......

then it gets painful!

then u take it like a gay man :P

[trackjace]

Ross you speaking from experience ;)

[RossRog]

Ross you speaking from experience ;)

anything for a payrise mate ;)

[Lacey_106]

My new boss is a nun... She told me that I had devilish eyes. :wacko:

[RossRog]

My new boss is a nun... She told me that I had devilish eyes. :wacko:

prob not the best start!!

[MunkyBoy]

I think my IT Manager likes me, well I hope so :oops: lol.

Facebook is blocked at work due to sooooo many people using it...

I am the IT guy at my work..

I get annoyed at users that ask me stupid questions all day long - can they not see I'm trying to sit on the forum and other websites?!

Facebook is blocked for all of our users too, apart from IT staff of course :) Same with youtube and a few other sites like that... The wonders of being the administrator!

[Moke]

I am the IT guy at my work..

I get annoyed at users that ask me stupid questions all day long - can they not see I'm trying to sit on the forum and other websites?!

Facebook is blocked for all of our users too, apart from IT staff of course :) Same with youtube and a few other sites like that... The wonders of being the administrator!

There's always a way round it though :homme:

[MunkyBoy]

^ Haha. Yes, we have people like you too! I'm assuming they watch you doing it too and just giggle. Depending if you are an arse or not, people get away with things... If you keep IT happy, generally you get away with a lot more than others!