Men..

[L20VTS]

i hate them! seeing as theres allowed to be a female version as of a hour ago i actually hate them!

discuss lol

[nicole_]

i love mine
he can be a complete arse the rest of the time.
i think they play just as many games as us :A:

[Cal]

*seeing.

[Phils_VTR]

http://9gag.com/photo/20162_540.jpg

[Sparky26]

men rule /thread

no homosexual tendencies meant by this statement

[L20VTS]

*seeing.

fixed lol typical picky male that u are :p

[01_vtr]

good grammer for a pikey thow

[Lacey_106]

I would say a large majority of the male population are absolute c*unts.
There are some nice ones though, you've just gotta sift through the shit to find the right one.

[Sparky26]

good grammer for a pikey thow

if that was sarcastic well done if not thow is actually though :y:

[Viper]

good grammer for a pikey thow

*grammar
*though

[01_vtr]

*grammar
*though

fair play, fail on my behalf!:clapping:

[saxo_tom1234]

go lesbian then and take lots of piks and vids :P

[L20VTS]

go lesbian then and take lots of piks and vids :P

nar I can imagine women actually being worse :panic:

[Lacey_106]

nar i can imagine women actually being worse :panic:

shot yourself in the foot a bit there ;) :p

[Sparky26]

nar i can imagine women actually being worse :panic:

therefore this thread is useless and the women thread is correct according to your statement :p

[saxo_tom1234]

you single and willing to travel hald way to leeds and meet me :P ;)

[L20VTS]

shot yourself in the foot a bit there ;) :p

its true though haha, men are complete twats but i don't reckon quite as bad an arguement between two women would be one hell of a bitch fight!

[L20VTS]

therefore this thread is useless and the women thread is correct according to your statement :p

hush you :p or ill come e-beat you

[Sparky26]

hush you :p or ill come e-beat you

lol just observing you big mistake there :p

i will cry if you bully me :(

[L20VTS]

lol just observing you big mistake there :p

i will cry if you bully me :(

aww don't cry i might feel bad about it lol!

[manta]

Were awesome don't cry :)
speshleey mee!

[Lacey_106]

its true though haha, men are complete twats but i don't reckon quite as bad an arguement between two women would be one hell of a bitch fight!

Exactly!
I avoid fights with women at all costs. They are crazy!

[Sparky26]

aww don't cry i might feel bad about it lol!

you MIGHT feel bad about it!! well thanks :p

[L20VTS]

you MIGHT feel bad about it!! well thanks :p

depends how injured looking you were :A:

i think the answer to the whole thing is buy a vibrator and life will be so much easier

[nicole_]

its true though haha, men are complete twats but i don't reckon quite as bad an arguement between two women would be one hell of a bitch fight!

true, i had my head slammed against a wall in macdonalds once :sad:

[Sparky26]

depends how injured looking you were :A:

i think the answer to the whole thing is buy a vibrator and life will be so much easier

What buy a vibrator would be so much easier than having you bully me?? not sure about that tbh.....

[Peter_D]

fair play, fail on my behalf!:clapping:

Your other fail was that she didn't even mention "pikey", you read it wrong

[Sparky26]

true, i had my head slammed against a wall in macdonalds once :sad:

i said i didn't want gherkins in my burger!!!!!

[saxo_tom1234]

lol love it how she jst ingored my post on page 1 lol

[L20VTS]

Your other fail was that she didn't even mention "pikey", you read it wrong

haha ubber fail hadn't spotted that did wonder where they'd got pikey from!

vibrator to amuse self with as in easier than arguing :)

[L20VTS]

lol love it how she jst ingored my post on page 1 lol

which one lol?

[saxo_tom1234]

you single and willing to travel half way to leeds and meet me :P ;)

That 1 lol

[jw1325]

I <3 guys as mates. amazing banter, always up for a good laugh. no bitchiness, and are always there when you need them

as boyfriends. they are cunts.

[L20VTS]

That 1 lol

facebook link, pics etc?

[nicole_]

I <3 guys as mates. amazing banter, always up for a good laugh. no bitchiness, and are always there when you need them

as boyfriends. they are cunts.

ive only got guy mates too, much much better. although i think they take it too far and forget im a girl sometimes? ive been drop kicked in the back and the head lol

my bf's the most un-cuntish guy ever :heart: im so lucky

[01_vtr]

id like to use the old chestnut im dislexic as an excuse for being unable to read or write!! unfortunately I cant... ill just blame it on being stupid instead!lol

[saxo_tom1234]

facebook link, pics etc?

will pm u as im at work

[L20VTS]

ive only got guy mates too, much much better. although i think they take it too far and forget im a girl sometimes? ive been drop kicked in the back and the head lol

my bf's the most un-cuntish guy ever :heart: im so lucky

playfights with lads are the best do that to most girls and they get all offended and upset haha

[Lacey_106]

I'm really lucky, I have my best girl friends (4 of us) and we've never fallen out. If someones being a cunt, we tell them and they usually stop. If they don't they get bundled and tickled until they submit. Fuck bitchiness and mind games. I hate it.

[jw1325]

ive only got guy mates too, much much better. although i think they take it too far and forget im a girl sometimes? ive been drop kicked in the back and the head lol

my bf's the most un-cuntish guy ever :heart: im so lucky

haha i get battered all the time. constantly covered in cuts and bruises.

dont mind coz i aint exactly a small lass lol. plus known alot of these guys from my boxing days and used to have to fight against them anyway lol.

i walk about in hoodies and trackies. im a lad at heart

i love it.

only problem is, normal girls dont like girls like that. i had to make a concious effort for any of the lassies involved with us to like me. wasnt easy

[Juggyluggs]

yea hannah's play fights can get more brutal than a male play fight hahaha

[L20VTS]

yea hannah's play fights can get more brutal than a male play fight hahaha

you trying to say im violent :o

[Juggyluggs]

please don't beat me next time i see you hannah (runs into corner and cowers) haha i think alex is the big pussy towards you haha
and men aren't all cunts look at me and alex we are awesome

[L20VTS]

please don't beat me next time i see you hannah (runs into corner and cowers) haha i think alex is the big pussy towards you haha
and men aren't all cunts look at me and alex we are awesome

you pair aint proper men :homme: lol

its ok i beat you next friday :p

[Juggyluggs]

ok then school boys hahaha

and nice one hahaha :P

[D--R--E--W]

i hate them! seeing as theres allowed to be a female version as of a hour ago i actually hate them!

discuss lol

Capital letters don't cost anything.

Your first fail however was the fact that the ''woman'' thread was started last night.

[nicole_]

i think it meant, as of an hour ago, she hates men? :S
silly drew

[Sparky26]

Capital letters don't cost anything.

Your first fail however was the fact that the ''woman'' thread was started last night.

Please don't start an argument with a women unless you slap her into submission she will never admit to being wrong lol

[L20VTS]

Capital letters don't cost anything.

Your first fail however was the fact that the ''woman'' thread was started last night.

capital letters might not cost oute but didn't want freebies either :p

and i hate men as of a hour ago so shush boy!

[Juggyluggs]

she loves men now shes raving mad for it hahaha

[D--R--E--W]

i think it meant, as of an hour ago, she hates men? :S
silly drew

Silly me? What do you put at the start of a name....?

Honestly, the females in here are **** ****** %&#$!@***Lovely

[L20VTS]

i love men now im raving mad for it hahaha

:homme:

[saxo_tom1234]

im mad for it 2 lol (mad 4 womenbtw)

[Juggyluggs]

hannah you filthy animal changing my original post haha :P

[L20VTS]

Silly me? What do you put at the start of a name....?

Honestly, the females in here are **** ****** %&#$!@***Lovely

are you a virgin?

[saxo_tom1234]

are you a virgin?

PMSL!!!

[Juggyluggs]

Im a virgin?

LMFAO :panic:

[L20VTS]

LMFAO :panic:

told you not to tell anyone everyone will want a go at smash the virgin :p

[jw1325]

Drews deffo not a virgin lolz.

hes from west lothian

their fawkin before their walkin through there

[L20VTS]

Drews deffo not a virgin lolz.

hes from west lothian

their fawkin before their walkin through there

haha so hes a slag then maybe hes had to much :fcuk:

maybe hes had enough females and want to try men now seen as he clearly prefers them

[Juggyluggs]

Drews deffo not a virgin lolz.

hes from west lothian

their fawkin before their walkin through there

defo LMFAO :fcuk:

sorry hannah bout that

anyone up for smashing the virgin line up line up line up

[D--R--E--W]

HAHA. No I aint sadfully. My father took my virginity at a rather young age

[Juggyluggs]

so there inbreds aswell :P

[L20VTS]

defo LMFAO :fcuk:

sorry hannah bout that

anyone up for smashing the virgin line up line up line up
i dont want to be smashed :(

HAHA. No I aint sadfully. My father took my virginity at a rather young age

and it put you off sex for the rest of your life lol?

btw wondering now is a lad still a virgin if he takes it up the arse but doesn't actually poke his cock in someone lol

[D--R--E--W]

In all seriousness, I lost it at a young and dumb age (12),really wish I never tbh. I also have a daughter thats nearly 3 and I was a teenage parent aswell (19). I love my daughter and I really don't get to see her much which is such a shitter and hurtful thing to go through, due to the fact that her mother is, in complete honesty, a Bitch...

[Juggyluggs]

well he has lost his gay virginity but he's still a virgin hahaha

[Juggyluggs]

that doesn't sound to good drew :(

[L20VTS]

In all seriousness, I lost it at a young and dumb age (12),really wish I never tbh. I also have a daughter thats nearly 3 and I was a teenage parent aswell (19). I love my daughter and I really don't get to see her much which is such a shitter and hurtful thing to go through, due to the fact that her mother is, in complete honesty, a Bitch...

fair play getting sex at 12 lol!

not to good ya dont get to see ya daughter much though :(

[Dolly]

Ahh no you can't hate men. You couldn't live without them?
They are far easier to get along with than girls. I went to an all girls school and it was horrible!

I'm lucky with my boyfriend too tbh :)

[D--R--E--W]

fair play getting sex at 12 lol!

not to good ya dont get to see ya daughter much though :(

Well as previously stated, West Lothian is full of whore bags and I was one at a younger age. Fucked anything with a pulse (some things without), but i'm still disease free!!

[Juggyluggs]

Yea try telling that to L20 VTS, dolly

[jw1325]

Well as previously stated, West Lothian is full of whore bags and I was one at a younger age. Fucked anything with a pulse (some things without), but i'm still disease free!!

West lothian is just infested with slags. hate the place

But 12 Drew???? seriously??? i was 15 lol

[Juggyluggs]

i can see the love for west lothian

[D--R--E--W]

West lothian is just infested with slags. hate the place

But 12 Drew???? seriously??? i was 15 lol

Thats still underage though Jen.

Blackburn seems to currently be the worst for disease infested tramps as one of my mates found out

[jw1325]

i can see the love for west lothian

shit hole. genuine shit hole

Midlothian FTW!

[deans2k8]

ive only got guy mates too, much much better. although i think they take it too far and forget im a girl sometimes? ive been drop kicked in the back and the head lol

my bf's the most un-cuntish guy ever :heart: im so lucky

thats because hes ginger, he has to take what he can get in life and hold on to it so tightly as he might lose it

[nicole_]

thats because hes ginger, he has to take what he can get in life and hold on to it so tightly as he might lose it

so youre tryna say hes only with me because he cant do any better :sad:
nasty person, i like his gingerness

[jw1325]

i have a total aversion to gingers. stemmed from the fact my dad is ginger and he left us when i was young. so yes, i direct my bitterness towards all those with hair like fire. it isnt personal. but it has to be done. sounds bad but its true

[Dolly]

Yea try telling that to L20 VTS, dolly

Haa well unless shes had a bad experience?

Although I reckon men can be idiots but so can woman, so its just on how you have views on someone then think others are the same.

[D--R--E--W]

shit hole. genuine shit hole

Midlothian FTW!


Don't be dissin muthafucka!!!


thats because hes ginger, he has to take what he can get in life and hold on to it so tightly as he might lose it

Just LOL

[RossRog]

i have ginger hair... wel abit...

i look like

<<<< my display picture lol

[nicole_]

i have ginger hair... wel abit...

i look like

<<<< my display picture lol

you look like my bf...
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4588311&postcount=198
stupid bick :p

[deans2k8]

i have a total aversion to gingers. stemmed from the fact my dad is ginger and he left us when i was young. so yes, i direct my bitterness towards all those with hair like fire. it isnt personal. but it has to be done. sounds bad but its true

bless yah its not your fault its because they have no soul :hug:

[jw1325]

Don't be dissin muthafucka!!!




Just LOL

what you saying PUNK huh? you want me to bust a cap in that Muthafucking Bathgating ass of yours?

M to the I to the D to the Lothian y0

[jw1325]

bless yah its not your fault its because they have no soul :hug:

they have fire on their heads but not in their hearts

[D--R--E--W]

what you saying PUNK huh? you want me to bust a cap in that Muthafucking Bathgating ass of yours?

M to the I to the D to the Lothian y0

Any slight bit of res- tec-pa I had for you has just drowned a sad and dreary death

[jw1325]

Any slight bit of res- tec-pa I had for you has just drowned a sad and dreary death

Dont hate me coz you aint me !

[D--R--E--W]

I'm away to deliveries, be back on at 12.30ish for some terrorisation

[mimi179]

Viper & pspdan both a pair of arseoles.

[PSPDan]

Viper & pspdan both a pair of arseoles.

http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww319/BRFCDan/lolol.jpg

[Bound]

Viper & pspdan both a pair of arseoles.

LOL.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/chalcqhe.jpeg

Arsehole virgins or just arseholes?

[Viper]

Viper & pspdan both a pair of arseoles.

Awesome.

Justify your statement :y:

[PSPDan]

Awesome.

Justify your statement :y:

I think I did it for her.

[Lacey_106]

This is going to end in tears

[nicole_]

it'll get deleted like last time dan did a PS, she kinda asked for it lol

[Viper]

I think I did it for her.

LOL. Seriously Dan, for fuck sake just marry me :D

[saxo_tom1234]

you girls need a decent man..... like me :P

[Dolly]

you girls need a decent man..... like me :P

I've got a decent man :y:

[Lacey_106]

it'll get deleted like last time dan did a PS, she kinda asked for it lol

Mods delete it?

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha this is brilliant lol
im an awesome boy haha
can't call myself a man i haven't hit puberty yet hahahaha

[saxo_tom1234]

yep mods came in and took the fun away, cant be getting any sexy time lol

[auds]

Viper & pspdan both a pair of arseoles.

I think they bum each others on a daily basis :P

hehe <3 you Tom and Dan

[Viper]

*other

[L20VTS]

wow 2 more pages and i aint been gone long!

[Viper]

wow 2 more pages and i aint been gone long!

You had better be using a laptop in the kitchen....

You know what happened to Rihanna when she left the kitchen...

[L20VTS]

shut up i can't actually cook :p you get the fuck in the kitchen and make some dinner man biatch! lol

[Viper]

You can't cook? You're a shit woman :D

I don't cook. I can, but my mum does stuff for me when she's here!

[L20VTS]

aww mummys boy :p

[Lacey_106]

There's nothing wrong with women not being able to cook. In fact I do believe a male in the other thread said all women were shit at cooking.

[adamm]

There's nothing wrong with women not being able to cook. In fact I do believe a male in the other thread said all women were shit at cooking.

very true. well going by experience

[Lacey_106]

very true. well going by experience

therefore I see no reason to learn. :y:

[L20VTS]

therefore I see no reason to learn. :y:

*like*

[23carragold]

How have I missed this thread...(and it's sister thread)...

I can cook admirably. I find any woman who can't cook rather strange..

I'd like to think it was an instinct they had...or am I being sexist?! OOoooOOO tough one.








No really I'm being properly sexist there...

[L20VTS]

How have I missed this thread...(and it's sister thread)...

I can cook admirably. I find any woman who can't cook rather strange..

I'd like to think it was an instinct they had...or am I being sexist?! OOoooOOO tough one.








No really I'm being properly sexist there...

yes defo sexist! i just cant cook i look at stuff i like the oven and its like erm is it cooked :S how am i suppose to know its not jumping up and telling me so!

however microwave for instance read packet.. ping = done ta da

[23carragold]

yes defo sexist! i just cant cook i look at stuff i like the oven and its like erm is it cooked :S how am i suppose to know its not jumping up and telling me so!

however microwave for instance read packet.. ping = done ta da


Good God I HATE instant meals. They taste shit and in my house...they do not exist. Every meal we have is made from scratch.

I just don't see the appeal. I'd rather spend a bit of extra effort making a meal knowing it was going to taste good, than to save "time" and get a ready meal that tastes of machine.

[L20VTS]

Good God I HATE instant meals. They taste shit and in my house...they do not exist. Every meal we have is made from scratch.

I just don't see the appeal. I'd rather spend a bit of extra effort making a meal knowing it was going to taste good, than to save "time" and get a ready meal that tastes of machine.

its got to be better than burnt/raw food lol

take away for tea woop :)

[23carragold]

its got to be better than burnt/raw food lol

take away for tea woop :)

GTFO.

Learn to cook damn you. Or, I'll send round Jamie Oliver to slobber all over you as he teaches you how to cook chips.

[L20VTS]

hmm jamie oliver doesn't do it for me tbh :( can i have someone better looking?

[nicole_]

im learning to cook things :D i like it
i can make 3 things perfectly
spaghetti, chicken pasta back and shepherds pie, then oven food etc
ben teaches me :D lol

[Viper]

There's nothing wrong with women not being able to cook. In fact I do believe a male in the other thread said all women were shit at cooking.

Can you cook? I hope so, otherwise we're over!

[23carragold]

hmm jamie oliver doesn't do it for me tbh :( can i have someone better looking?

Fine, give me your address I'll be round in an hour.

[L20VTS]

Fine, give me your address I'll be round in an hour.

pics and ill pm address lol

[Lacey_106]

Can you cook? I hope so, otherwise we're over!

:( Well..... I can cook supernoodles and cakes! :y:

No white text necessary

[-Alex-]

please don't beat me next time i see you hannah (runs into corner and cowers) haha i think alex is the big pussy towards you haha
and men aren't all cunts look at me and alex we are awesome

you pair aint proper men :homme: lol

its ok i beat you next friday :p

A) she gets too violent i poked her and she punched me in the nose
B) wait till you feel the back of my hand, show you a real man




:homme:

[L20VTS]

A) she gets too violent i poked her and she punched me in the nose
B) wait till you feel the back of my hand, show you a real man




:homme:

lol you wish you'd poked me :panic:

[-Alex-]

lol you wish you'd poked me :panic:

Ha poked you too hard most obviously.

[L20VTS]

Ha poked you too hard most obviously.

:fcuk: its ok ill poke you back up your arse lololol :homme:

[Lacey_106]

A) she gets too violent i poked her and she punched me in the nose
B) wait till you feel the back of my hand, show you a real man

:homme:

Lol at poking.

Enjoyable past time so I've heard.

[-Alex-]

:fcuk: its ok ill poke you back up your arse lololol :homme:

My arse is a poke free zone
Exit not an entrance my dear ;)

[L20VTS]

My arse is a poke free zone
Exit not an entrance my dear ;)

we'll see about that tommora :p

[Viper]

:( Well..... I can cook supernoodles and cakes! :y:

No white text necessary

Not so keen on supernoodles. Make me a cake. NOW!

[-Alex-]

we'll see about that tommora :p

Oh will we now, having curry and beers tonight, by nice for you to poke it up ;)

[L20VTS]

Oh will we now, having curry and beers tonight, by nice for you to poke it up ;)

be alreet i'll wash it out first :A:

anyway i forgot ure male i hate men!

[-Alex-]

be alreet i'll wash it out first :A:

anyway i forgot ure male i hate men!

You do it, bed bath or using your tongue ;) ;)

Haha get off my cock then!

[Lacey_106]

Not so keen on supernoodles. Make me a cake. NOW!

Making Barbie cakes tomorrow. YESSSSSSSSS!

Right up your street aren't they?

[L20VTS]

You do it, bed bath or using your tongue ;) ;)

Haha get off my cock then!

not putting me tongue near it might catch aids :p

and i couldn't find it to get on it :A:

[Viper]

Making Barbie cakes tomorrow. YESSSSSSSSS!

Right up your street aren't they?

No. I prefer my little pony.

[-Alex-]

not putting me tongue near it might catch aids :p

and i couldn't find it to get on it :A:
:fcuk:
You have them anyway from the other night, and wasn't saying that last time I saw yah ;)

[Bound]

This is gay as fuck.

[-Alex-]

This is gay as fuck.

Fancy a bum then ;)

[L20VTS]

:fcuk:
You have them anyway from the other night, and wasn't saying that last time I saw yah ;)

never seen you before :p who are you again?

[L20VTS]

Fancy a bum then ;)

pics & vids or it never happened

[23carragold]

Once again the thread deviates quite randomly.

On topic..cooking supernoodles could be done by a disabled ostrich.

[-Alex-]

never seen you before :p who are you again?

Obviously the guy that was hanging out the back of you last time we met ;)

[L20VTS]

Once again the thread deviates quite randomly.

On topic..cooking supernoodles could be done by a disabled ostrich.

supernoodles are vile though :(

Obviously the guy that was hanging out the back of you last time we met ;)

who was he did he have a bigger cock than you?

[-Alex-]

Once again the thread deviates quite randomly.

On topic..cooking supernoodles could be done by a disabled ostrich.

http://www.imagesbyc.com/galleries/Wildlife/photos/csh_20100523_Ostrich_0001.jpg

ohHAI

[L20VTS]

http://www.imagesbyc.com/galleries/Wildlife/photos/csh_20100523_Ostrich_0001.jpg

ohHAI

alex that actually fucking looks like you! serious its like blondey ginger!

[-Alex-]

who was he did he have a bigger cock than you?
Oh probably tbh, 1 Inch wonder, made you scream ;)

[Peter_D]

Obviously the guy that was hanging out the back of you last time we met ;)

Pics or die

[-Alex-]

alex that actually fucking looks like you! serious its like blondey ginger!

I've never fucking seen ginger whore!

[23carragold]

http://www.imagesbyc.com/galleries/Wildlife/photos/csh_20100523_Ostrich_0001.jpg

ohHAI

Ahh Jezebel! She makes a lovely supernoodle delight...

Basically supernoodles with bits of her fluff...delish!

[-Alex-]

Pics or die

Vids tommorow instead ;)

[Viper]

On topic..cooking supernoodles could be done by a disabled ostrich.

Proven below...

:( Well..... I can cook supernoodles and cakes! :y:

No white text necessary

[L20VTS]

Vids tommorow instead ;)

can't he just come watch?

[23carragold]

Proven below...

Good point. I rest my case.

[Peter_D]

Promise?

[-Alex-]

can't he just come watch?

Yeah aslong as he spaffs in his sock I have no problems

[auds]

*other

no as I was saying each others arseholes so there :P haha not right on this ocassion are you hmmm 'sticks tongue out' :D

[auds]

There's nothing wrong with women not being able to cook. In fact I do believe a male in the other thread said all women were shit at cooking.

That was MrHouston, and he talks shit all the time, don't listen to a word of it :P

[L20VTS]

no as I was saying each others arseholes so there :P haha not right on this ocassion are you hmmm 'sticks tongue out' :D

id be careful sticking your tongue out round here fuck knows where it'll end up

socks, noodles, arse holes etc

[Lacey_106]

Proven below...

Good point. I rest my case.

Well gentleman don't come to me when you're dying of starvation...

No seriously, don't.

[-Alex-]

id be careful sticking your tongue out round here fuck knows where it'll end up

socks, noodles, arse holes etc

Who knows could end up...round all of saxp!

[Peter_D]

Yeah aslong as he spaffs in his sock I have no problems

I was actually hoping to blurt it into your hair, nevermind, thanks anyway

[-Alex-]

I was actually hoping to blurt it into your hair, nevermind, thanks anyway

Pubic hair, or hair on my head...up for either tbh, if you pay me ;)

[23carragold]

Well gentleman don't come to me when you're dying of starvation...

No seriously, don't.

I think we could do a lot worse than you shop bought sweet delights, and burnt frozen food offerings..


Pah.









You're devastated inside really though aren't you?!

[Peter_D]

Just the hair on your head

And your payment will be via a warm stream of goo landing on your barnet, surely that's sufficient

[-Alex-]

Just the hair on your head

And your payment will be via a warm stream of goo landing on your barnet, surely that's sufficient

I will compromise...will you lick it off afterwards?

[L20VTS]

Just the hair on your head

And your payment will be via a warm stream of goo landing on your barnet, surely that's sufficient

kinky stuff :homme:

[-Alex-]

kinky stuff :homme:

Tommorow night will be....HOLLA ;)

[L20VTS]

Tommorow night will be....HOLLA ;)

whys that :p lol you and peterD meeting up now instead of coming to see me lol!

[-Alex-]

whys that :p lol you and peterD meeting up now instead of coming to see me lol!

I'll come see you, jizz all over your face, go see peter let him jizz in my hair then lick it off mmmm ;)

[Peter_D]

I will compromise...will you lick it off afterwards?

Only if you share it with me

I'll take a couple spoons, napkins and a candle, we'll make a meal of it

[-Alex-]

Only if you share it with me

I'll take a couple spoons, napkins and a candle, we'll make a meal of it

Oh deffo baby x

[L20VTS]

Only if you share it with me

I'll take a couple spoons, napkins and a candle, we'll make a meal of it

aww how romantic :) when you pair getting married?

[Juggyluggs]

Holy Cow only been gone an hourish and 3 more pages hahaha
Alex likes it up the bum with the pokage hannah informed me how alex likes it hahaha:P

[L20VTS]

Holy Cow only been gone an hourish and 3 more pages hahaha
Alex likes it up the bum with the pokage hannah informed me how alex likes it hahaha:P

haha you missed lots, come join us ;)

[-Alex-]

aww how romantic :) when you pair getting married?
After the 3some ;)
Holy Cow only been gone an hourish and 3 more pages hahaha
Alex likes it up the bum with the pokage hannah informed me how alex likes it hahaha:P

Holy cow...we don't have sex with animals ;)
Haha she would...she's obcessed ;)

[Juggyluggs]

i know hahaha i feel left out alex you bitch im going to rape you senseless hahaha

[L20VTS]

After the 3some ;)


Holy cow...we don't have sex with animals ;)
Haha she would...she's obcessed ;)

3some hmm try anything once :p

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha alex hannah is up for a 3some count me in hahaha :P

[-Alex-]

i know hahaha i feel left out alex you bitch im going to rape you senseless hahaha
Come here then babe, ill scream for you
3some hmm try anything once :p

once? haha

[L20VTS]

hahaha alex hannah is up for a 3some count me in hahaha :P

woop woop :D

[Peter_D]

aww how romantic :) when you pair getting married?

As soon as he drinks a full vial of horse semen, then i'll propose to him

I need to see pics aswell as proof

[deans2k8]

3some hmm try anything once :p

as my shirt says...2's company...3's a result :y:

[L20VTS]

as my shirt says...2's company...3's a result :y:

anymore than 3??

[-Alex-]

As soon as he drinks a full vial of horse semen, then i'll propose to him

I need to see pics aswell as proof

I heard you was loaded like a horse anyway ;)

[Juggyluggs]

hannah sounds like you want a mass orgy?

[-Alex-]

anymore than 3??

Gangbang orgy ;)

[L20VTS]

hannah sounds like you want a mass orgy?

worth a try up for it?

[Juggyluggs]

count me in if i can be in the middle :P

[-Alex-]

hannah sounds like you want a mass orgy?

She'll think that when I unleash onto her ;) muhahahahaaha

[daz_zz_er]

Lol :P

[-Alex-]

Lol :P

Straight
Bi
Gay

Which one before I decided wether to bum you or not ;)

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha alex sounds like a massive gay

[-Alex-]

hahaha alex sounds like a massive gay

Sounds like :homme:

[L20VTS]

hahaha alex sounds like a massive gay

you know he is lol

[Juggyluggs]

well should i say is a massive gay

[-Alex-]

well should i say is a massive gay

Why do you think I was interested in a thread called men....

[Juggyluggs]

hahahahaha LMFAO
i bet all the people viewing this thread are enjoying it hahaha

[L20VTS]

Why do you think I was interested in a thread called men....

cos i posted it :p lol

[daz_zz_er]

Straight
Bi
Gay

Which one before I decided wether to bum you or not ;)

Im Bi :) More gay though tbh :)

[L20VTS]

Im Bi :) More gay though tbh :)

im female will you still fuck me? lol

[Juggyluggs]

at least your open about it :P

[Juggyluggs]

im female will you still fuck me? lol

hahahaha hannah what about the orgy with me and alex eh????:homme:
dibs on first

[-Alex-]

im female will you still fuck me? lol

Dibs on first fuck, don't want sloppy seconds!

[daz_zz_er]

im female will you still fuck me? lol

Yeah why not!

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha unlucky alex i called dibs first

[L20VTS]

Dibs on first fuck, don't want sloppy seconds!

but you already are sloppy seconds ;)

[daz_zz_er]

Dibs on first fuck, don't want sloppy seconds!

Sorry looks like you got seconds ;)

[Juggyluggs]

but you already are sloppy seconds ;)

haha:panic:

[-Alex-]

but you already are sloppy seconds ;)

*mumbles under breath* points to FB chat...:boxing:

Hahaha

[Juggyluggs]

how many people ca we get to view this thread at once hahaha

[daz_zz_er]

at least your open about it :P

Lol not going to be someone im not! :)

[-Alex-]

Lol not going to be someone im not! :)
I am, I'm the red Power Ranger

[Juggyluggs]

more like the lone ranger hahaha

[-Alex-]

more like the lone ranger hahaha

Yeah I do masturbate alot over pics of your breasts

[daz_zz_er]

I am, I'm the red Power Ranger

Lol if you say so! ;)

[Juggyluggs]

my breasts are the sex though

[L20VTS]

my breasts are the sex though

u said mine were better :(

[Juggyluggs]

well they are rather mint hahaha

[-Alex-]

u said mine were better :(

They are rather nice ;)

Who is Mr Uphill who added me on FB? mmmmm

[L20VTS]

well they are rather mint hahaha

:p glad you like haha

[daz_zz_er]

They are rather nice ;)

Who is Mr Uphill who added me on FB? mmmmm

Me Bitch! :P

[Juggyluggs]

haha nice one lol

[-Alex-]

Me Bitch! :P

Oh Em Gee!

[daz_zz_er]

Oh Em Gee!

What does that mean?

[-Alex-]

oh my god hahaha

[daz_zz_er]

oh my god hahaha

I know that silly! But why did you say it? Surprised or something?

[L20VTS]

I know that silly! But why did you say it? Surprised or something?

cant believe u added him to fb thought u were my bi bitch :(

[-Alex-]

I know that silly! But why did you say it? Surprised or something?

Dunno random spam, like this whole thread lol

[daz_zz_er]

cant believe u added him to fb thought u were my bi bitch :(

Omg i forgot you are the female Bi :) Im yet to find a male bi on here!

[daz_zz_er]

Dunno random spam, like this whole thread lol

Haha fair enough, and its blatently obvious this thread was going to turn into something like this!

[Juggyluggs]

well alex is bi he told me last week but sadly im taken with my missus

[L20VTS]

Haha fair enough, and its blatently obvious this thread was going to turn into something like this!

ill have u know this is a ubber serious thread

[daz_zz_er]

well alex is bi he told me last week but sadly im taken with my missus

I havent seen your picture so dont flatter yourself just yet! ;)

[Juggyluggs]

you don't want to hahaha

[L20VTS]

I havent seen your picture so dont flatter yourself just yet! ;)

hes cute ;)

[daz_zz_er]

ill have u know this is a ubber serious thread

Well serious answer! Men are total twats sometimes but you get over them and find a new one :) Thats what i did, well fingers crossed hes not going to hurt me!

[-Alex-]

Whoaaaaaa as much as hannah wants to touch my choclate starfish I am straight, yet I do love phil ;)

[Juggyluggs]

yea i love alex aswell but thats in a mutual man love way :P

[daz_zz_er]

you don't want to hahaha

Me want to see it now! Hannah said you look cute ;)

[L20VTS]

its ok cos your both my bitches :D

[Juggyluggs]

hes cute ;)

cheers hannah ive gone all hot and flustered now hahaha

if you look through my facebook page avoid all the drunken pictures of the camping trip i was pretty much hammered lol

[daz_zz_er]

Whoaaaaaa as much as hannah wants to touch my choclate starfish I am straight, yet I do love phil ;)

You straight guys with your chocolate jokes make me laugh!