Best Postion in Saxo for the enjoyable part of life

[Juggyluggs]

Discuss what is the best position within a saxo to engage with sexual intrecourse?

[L20VTS]

if your short passenger seat lad on top, if your not girl on top either seat lol!

or across back seats if your not stupidly tall!

obviously there is more just not tried them out yet!

[Sparky26]

girl on top while driving at 70 mph down the motorway so it's legal...... wonder how many ppl will comment its still not legal

[L20VTS]

girl on top while driving at 70 mph down the motorway so it's legal...... wonder how many ppl will comment its still not legal

ever tried it? id be way to scared to sit on a lad while driving haha incase they stopped concentrating on the road!

[Tom_Crx]

Rear bench, middle seat girl on top suited me fine

[nicole_]

girl on top while driving at 70 mph down the motorway so it's legal...... wonder how many ppl will comment its still not legal

100 :panic:

[PSPDan]

I went down on my ex in the back... I had to kneel in the footwell, wasn't very dignified.

[Sparky26]

ever tried it? id be way to scared to sit on a lad while driving haha incase they stopped concentrating on the road!

yes i have you have to move the seat back cause it can affect the steering a bit but its gooooood.... awaits abuse for 'being a twat'

[marcusd]

drivers seat reclined girl on top. over bonnet and in back seat for a tight squeeze

[Tom_Crx]

yes i have you have to move the seat back cause it can affect the steering a bit but its gooooood.... awaits abuse for 'being a twat'
You are what you eat

[L20VTS]

yes i have you have to move the seat back cause it can affect the steering a bit but its gooooood.... awaits abuse for 'being a twat'

hmm need to try this find a nice bumpy road as well haha like a car vibrator but better!

[Tom_Crx]

hmm need to try this find a nice bumpy road as well haha like a car vibrator but better!
tbh in most saxos, every road is bumpy enough

[Sparky26]

hmm need to try this find a nice bumpy road as well haha like a car vibrator but better!

LOL i will stick to a motorway least its fairly straight

[MrHouston]

Depends on size of girl, had a short girl one time, bend her over with her ass facing windscreen and her body hanging over parcel shelf, can just amount do that

Or as said passenger seat fully forward, girl on back bench with said male in between her legs

I have managed to do it lying down on the back bench though and im 5ft 11

xD

[PSPDan]

Depends on size of girl, had a short girl one time, bend her over with her ass facing windscreen and her body hanging over parcel shelf, can just amount do that


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[matt_vtr_15a]

I have a rear cage in mine which makes the back of the car a no go..

i put the car in gear so i could drop the handbrake and lay across driver and passenger seat...

let the girl do her thang on top!

[smiith]

Front seats forwards, girl on her knees on the back ones, over the shelf, and away you go like a little doggy

[MrHouston]

smiith knows the score

[smiith]

smiith knows the score

tbh though, i loved my saxo, lay the girl on the back seat, and smash her head into the show cage.

Not tried it in the clio yet, will try with the mrs and report back tonight. 306 was just like a bed tbh..

[MrHouston]

I didn't have a show cage but her head was smashed on a few occasions, she was like "omg hurry up" .. replied with "shut up and take it im nearly there"

[Lacey_106]

What happened to good old fashioned over the bonnet?

[smiith]

By far the easiest way to sex in a saxo...
(i will make a kamasutra for saxo's uppon request and payment in sex)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/citroen-saxo-vtr-rear-seats.jpg

[adamm]

lol i did it with passenger seat all the way back and i was in the footwell
also did doggy on the back seat kinda awkward tho
then both seats forward sit on the middle on back bench and had the gf on top
loads of ways aslong as you can thrust its alll good haha :P

[L20VTS]

By far the easiest way to sex in a saxo...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/citroen-saxo-vtr-rear-seats.jpg

haha done that before and yes works well!

[adamm]

What happened to good old fashioned over the bonnet?

dents is what hapend no one wants big dents or scratches on there car now do they haha

[L20VTS]

dents is what hapend no one wants big dents or scratches on there car now do they haha

+ 1 ..........

[Sparky26]

What happened to good old fashioned over the bonnet?

Well we can bring it back into fashion if you please?? ;)

[Lacey_106]

Well we can bring it back into fashion if you please?? ;)

No. I don't believe in sex before marriage.

[Sparky26]

No. I don't believe in sex before marriage.

Oh im deeply hurt :(

[smiith]

No. I don't believe in sex before marriage.

Thats funny, i dont believe in acknowledging the girl exists after sex..

[L20VTS]

if dont believe in marriage full stop just sex pls :)

[adamm]

Thats funny, i dont believe in acknowledging the girl exists after sex..

hahaha :clapping:

[Sparky26]

Thats funny, i dont believe in acknowledging the girl exists after sex..

this made me LOL

[RossRog]

this why you need a sallooooonn.....

lots of space...
haha

http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae170/loonrogers/01062010685.jpg

an the back of the car is like a table :y:
old picture but you get the idea!

[Lacey_106]

Thats funny, i dont believe in acknowledging the girl exists after sex..

She doesn't... she's killed by the shame of having sex with you.

iJoke... really I do. No sarcastic comment.

[smiith]

She doesn't... she's killed by the shame of having sex with you.

iJoke... really I do. No sarcastic comment.

Nom that would be internal bleeding.. suicide is my cover story

[Lacey_106]

Nom that would be internal bleeding.. suicide is my cover story

:y:

Suicide through internal bleeding would be a very interesting way to die.

[smiith]

:y:

Suicide through internal bleeding would be a very interesting way to die.

would if you swallowed razor blades id think..

[Lacey_106]

would if you swallowed razor blades id think..

Them bloody emos always finding new tricks.

[craig180]

Back seats out, girl strapped to roll cage and gagged.

Then sell Saxo and buy a skodabus with wipe clean leather and fully reclining front seats

[L20VTS]

Back seats out, girl strapped to roll cage and gagged.

Then sell Saxo and buy a skodabus with wipe clean leather and fully reclining front seats


sell the saxo with her still strapped to roll cage?

[craig180]

sell the saxo with her still strapped to roll cage?

Tried but she was going to make me a loss on the sale. She had to go

[Graeme]

Middle seat in the back with the girl riding you! Best and easiest way!

[craig180]

Middle seat in the back with the girl riding you! Best and easiest way!

Lazy days :p

[Bound]

It's quite easy to have a wank just sitting in the drivers seat. I do it often outside schools and such.

[Lacey_106]

It's quite easy to have a wank just sitting in the drivers seat. I do it often outside schools and such.

LMAO.

Hi Bound.

[L20VTS]

It's quite easy to have a wank just sitting in the drivers seat. I do it often outside schools and such.

http://img.printfection.com/9/3940135/BoKt7.jpg

[Dom]

This topic was covered before, I believe I created this photo to show everyone how it should be done:
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

[MunkyBoy]

I love the pubic hair.

[L20VTS]

theres no way most lads would fit in footwell in front like that lol and saxo seats dont go that far back :p haha

[Dom]

theres no way most lads would fit in footwell in front like that lol and saxo seats dont go that far back :p haha

I did, and my seats slid all the way back, just didn't tilt that far back :)

[L20VTS]

I did, and my seats slid all the way back, just didn't tilt that far back :)

guessing your not that tall then lol

[Dom]

guessing your not that tall then lol

6ft 1 I think =D It was cramped for space, dash in the back is not the way to go :(

[L20VTS]

6ft 1 I think =D It was cramped for space, dash in the back is not the way to go :(

fair play for tying, do passenger seat next time lol no steering wheel then :p

[Dom]

fair play for tying, do passenger seat next time lol no steering wheel then :p

Got to kidnap someone first, nobody to try it with. :homme::wall:

[L20VTS]

Got to kidnap someone first, nobody to try it with. :homme::wall:

when ya free? lol

[Dom]

when ya free? lol

If only :homme:

Pimpin' on Saxp yeh? :afro:

[L20VTS]

hell yer lol!!

[Juggyluggs]

hahahaha go on dinner for an hour and come back to 3 pages of ideas lol

[L20VTS]

hahahaha go on dinner for an hour and come back to 3 pages of ideas lol

you going to be trying them with the mrs?

[Dom]

you going to be trying them with the mrs?

I bet he has gone outside and checking to see if he can fit in the footwell lol

[L20VTS]

I bet he has gone outside and checking to see if he can fit in the footwell lol

hes a big cunt theres no way hes fitting in a footwell !

[Juggyluggs]

thanks hannah for the BIG CUNT hahaha im 6'3" so got bob hope of getting into the footwell i reckon drop the back seats lay down and let her sit on top hahaha

[Dom]

hes a big cunt theres no way hes fitting in a footwell !

Oo dear, might be best to take out the interior :A:

Keep the sound deadening, don't want to hear the moans and grunts.

[L20VTS]

Oo dear, might be best to take out the interior :A:

Keep the sound deadening, don't want to hear the moans and grunts.

haha just pull up somewhere random take seats out and wait till someone drives up and is like erm why are the seats out the car and the windows steamed up hahahaha!

[tinytim6666]

fuck that
strip the rear jobs a fish :D

[L20VTS]

fuck that
strip the rear jobs a fish :D

need like a duvet in the back though even it out a bit make it less hard!

[Dom]

haha just pull up somewhere random take seats out and wait till someone drives up and is like erm why are the seats out the car and the windows steamed up hahahaha!

Hahahaha would be great to see, someone stripping their Saxo in a dogging spot!

I would drive up, see a interior on the ground next to the car, throw it in my car :) Freee Interior, not a problem!

[tinytim6666]

pfftttt fuck that. means adding weight
plus my cars staying a virgin :y:

[L20VTS]

Hahahaha would be great to see, someone stripping their Saxo in a dogging spot!

I would drive up, see a interior on the ground next to the car, throw it in my car :) Freee Interior, not a problem!

haha imagine driving home with no seat and trying to explain that to people!

[Dom]

need like a duvet in the back though even it out a bit make it less hard!

Bilstein B8 rear dampers should do the trick. Maybe more responsive to the situation.
iJoke.

[Dom]

haha imagine driving home with no seat and trying to explain that to people!

"Well, this one time, at band camp.."

[Juggyluggs]

pfftttt fuck that. means adding weight
plus im staying a virgin :y:

tim bless him hahaha

[L20VTS]

tim bless him hahaha

tim just because you take and don't give doesn't make you a virgin :homme:

[tinytim6666]

tim just because you take and don't give doesn't make you a virgin :homme:

least i have a car on the road if i wanna try it :P

[L20VTS]

least i have a car on the road if i wanna try it :P

wouldn't be my saxo i'd be trying it in lol don't want to dirty my own seats lol!

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha lol

[tinytim6666]

thats because you wrote it off

[L20VTS]

project low and slow will have bucket seats so that will be a fail :(

[tinytim6666]

project low and slow will have bucket seats so that will be a fail :(

wtf that got to do with anything?? :geek:

[L20VTS]

cos thats the only car i have lol, laguna estate was pretty awsome i want another!

[Juggyluggs]

get one epic wagon for doing it in hahaha plenty of space hahaha

[23carragold]

What happened to good old fashioned over the bonnet?

Think James would would have a stroke reading this...

Back seats out, girl strapped to roll cage and gagged.

Then sell Saxo and buy a skodabus with wipe clean leather and fully reclining front seats

Okay just wow. I now cannot look at your roll cage the same way again..

It's quite easy to have a wank just sitting in the drivers seat. I do it often outside schools and such.

Hey! Was that you outside my Uni a couple months back after the results? You were furiously waving at me!

Well I think you were waving anyway...

[Lacey_106]

Think James would would have a stroke reading this...



Okay just wow. I now cannot look at your roll cage the same way again..

.

James?

Admit you are jealous of the roll cage sex.

[23carragold]

James?

Admit you are jealous of the roll cage sex.

James AKA J2222222222222222JJJJRRRRRAAAAAAA

I'm jealous because I can never get the gag tight enough.

[Jo3fish]

Think James would would have a stroke reading this...

LOL - probably manufacture his gf a microfibre jump-suit with a gloryhole..

Just for the occasion.

[Dom]

LOL - probably manufacture his gf a microfibre jump-suit with a gloryhole..

Just for the occasion.

Id buy one.

Sex-Pest FTW

[Jo3fish]

Id buy one.

Sex-Pest FTW

agree'd - fuck the sax-p tax disk holder, saxp sexytime microfibre jumpsuits ftwinz.

[auds]

Discuss what is the best position within a saxo to engage with sexual intrecourse?


Not tried it and wouldn't want to eithersaxos are way too small.....isn't it for those you live with mum and dad and want to shag their girlfriend/boyfriend but don't have anywhere to do so, therefore the car....classy lol ;)

[L20VTS]

Not tried it and wouldn't want to eithersaxos are way too small.....isn't it for those you live with mum and dad and want to shag their girlfriend/boyfriend but don't have anywhere to do so, therefore the car....classy lol ;)

well there is the option of when parents are out but ya know if your out and feel like sex what else can you do!

[auds]

well there is the option of when parents are out but ya know if your out and feel like sex what else can you do!

In the countryside, field, woods you know....got to be more comfortable than a saxo as well lol, and feel the freeze air on your naked butt/breasts hahahaha (rain would be even better) :P

[L20VTS]

In the countryside, field, woods you know....got to be more comfortable than a saxo as well lol, and feel the freeze air on your naked butt/breasts hahahaha (rain would be even better) :P

sod that lol people might see or might get nettled on the arse or summit! in car is safe and private haha

[-shuggles-]

in my stripped saxo

they lie in the back with there arse on top off the bumper, hold her legs in a 'V' shape and pack away. Three minutes of passion and lust and the deed is done haha

[auds]

sod that lol people might see or might get nettled on the arse or summit! in car is safe and private haha

Haha but thats what is exciting hahhahaha ;) and you check for nettles first lol :D you just find a very nice quiet secluded spot dont you lol :P be adventrous lol :D

[jonathon5]

This looks comfy

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff121/jonathon-rensport/Saxo%20Track%20Car/IMG_0078.jpg

[Juggyluggs]

Haha but thats what is exciting hahhahaha ;) and you check for nettles first lol :D you just find a very nice quiet secluded spot dont you lol :P be adventrous lol :D

in the woods auds not tried that one you up for it hahaha try and get a rainy day aswell lol :P

[Juggyluggs]

This looks comfy

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff121/jonathon-rensport/Saxo%20Track%20Car/IMG_0078.jpg

hmm can see that being a slight problem but you have the back stripped out might be a tad cold on the butt cheeks but be a good sensation hahaha

[Peter_D]

It's quite easy to have a wank just sitting in the drivers seat. I do it often outside schools and such.

LOL, i have a good story about wanking in the driver seat

Last year after me and my ex had finished, she phoned me one morning and i got ready n went n picked her up, n went over 'glen loth' which is a fucked up single track road that rarely gets used

Parked up right beside the road on the grass, and banged her in the back of the rallye, and then we were in the front again and i was havin a fag, and she started tugging at my jimmy piper again..

There was a towel in the car can't remember why, but i got that in the front to shoot my muck on. Anyway she was going at it when all of a sudden a landrover discovery came, approaching really slowly, so i pulled the towel over me, and her hand was still under the towel pulling away and what happens.......

.....i reach the point of no return right as the landrover with a middle aged couple in squeezes past us at about 10mph, the woman looks right at me as my face is screwed up, firing my dirty water everywhere beneath the towel

Embarassing but funny afterwards

[Peter_D]

This looks comfy

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff121/jonathon-rensport/Saxo%20Track%20Car/IMG_0078.jpg

Any pics of your wife?

[Juggyluggs]

LOL, i have a good story about wanking in the driver seat

Last year after me and my ex had finished, she phoned me one morning and i got ready n went n picked her up, n went over 'glen loth' which is a fucked up single track road that rarely gets used

Parked up right beside the road on the grass, and banged her in the back of the rallye, and then we were in the front again and i was havin a fag, and she started tugging at my jimmy piper again..

There was a towel in the car can't remember why, but i got that in the front to shoot my muck on. Anyway she was going at it when all of a sudden a landrover discovery came, approaching really slowly, so i pulled the towel over me, and her hand was still under the towel pulling away and what happens.......

.....i reach the point of no return right as the landrover with a middle aged couple in squeezes past us at about 10mph, the woman looks right at me as my face is screwed up, firing my dirty water everywhere beneath the towel

Embarassing but funny afterwards

LMFAO i think i just sex wee'd from the laughter

[adamm]

LOL, i have a good story about wanking in the driver seat

Last year after me and my ex had finished, she phoned me one morning and i got ready n went n picked her up, n went over 'glen loth' which is a fucked up single track road that rarely gets used

Parked up right beside the road on the grass, and banged her in the back of the rallye, and then we were in the front again and i was havin a fag, and she started tugging at my jimmy piper again..

There was a towel in the car can't remember why, but i got that in the front to shoot my muck on. Anyway she was going at it when all of a sudden a landrover discovery came, approaching really slowly, so i pulled the towel over me, and her hand was still under the towel pulling away and what happens.......

.....i reach the point of no return right as the landrover with a middle aged couple in squeezes past us at about 10mph, the woman looks right at me as my face is screwed up, firing my dirty water everywhere beneath the towel

Embarassing but funny afterwards

fucking lol but how embarasing must that off benn haha

[Lacey_106]

Amazing story Peter. I should imagine that's the closest she's come to sex in years!

[auds]

Hahaha lmao Peter you loved it.....see it was the thrill of being caught you just couldn't control yourself lmao :P

[MrHouston]

God damn it Peter, you're so graphic

^_^

[gojka]

the chance of bein caught always makes things that little bit better, keep a towel in the boot, and when the time comes stick the towel on the bonnet, stick the girl on da towel legs in da air, get em to hold the top of the bonnet and smash away lol stick a bit of polish the other side of the towel if the bonnet needs cleanin up, 2 jobs in 1 sorted lol

[Rhia-Sax]

Thats nice!!

[Peter_D]

I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it

The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2

Quite tall for a 7 year old

[gojka]

i'd use the towel just so i dont scratch the bonnet lol, easiest is girl gets on top of you while your sat in the drivers seat, simple but effective

[Lacey_106]

I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it

The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2

Quite tall for a 7 year old

LMAO.

:y:

[auds]

Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it :P lmfaro :panic:

[deans2k8]

Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it :P lmfaro :panic:

;):y::fcuk:

[L20VTS]

Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it :P lmfaro :panic:

ok i worry about you haha

[Lacey_106]

Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it :P lmfaro :panic:

Shett this thread is way to graphic for my virginal eyes.


Excuse me...

[matt_vtr_15a]

Shett this thread is way to graphic for my vagina.


Excuse me whilst i go fap...

niceeee :y:

[Lacey_106]

niceeee :y:

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh editing my post.

tut, kids today have no respect

[auds]

ok i worry about you haha

hahaha I just have a very good imagination LOL :P

[McGuire86]

Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it :P lmfaro :panic:

Lol love the honesty, you are pure filth! :A::fcuk:

[CaptainYid]

Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it :P lmfaro :panic:

i think i speak for most men on here when i say... you = win (for a girl)

[jonathon5]

I need to go for my tea, but this thread is getting good .................


Dilemma

[L20VTS]

I need to go for my tea, but this thread is getting good .................


Dilemma

eat tea at laptop while reading about sex?

[deans2k8]

eat tea at laptop while reading about sex?

hannah your such a perve haha!

[L20VTS]

hannah your such a perve haha!

yes :y:

[jonathon5]

hannah your such a perve haha!

End up spitting my tea out LOL reading Peter D posts

[auds]

Lol go and eat your tea jonathon, the thread will still be here :y: :D

[wicked-vtr]

LOL - probably manufacture his gf a microfibre jump-suit with a gloryhole..

Just for the occasion.

Thank you kind sir, thats the most ive ever laughed at a post on here, its so good its sig-worthy :clapping:

[jonathon5]

I'm back , what have I missed ?

[L20VTS]

I'm back , what have I missed ?

we all went for a giant orgy you missed it sowwy

[jonathon5]

we all went for a giant orgy you missed it sowwy

Got any photos ?

[L20VTS]

Got any photos ?

nar afraid not should of been there!

[jonathon5]

nar afraid not should of been there!

That's the last time I go to the fish & chip van !

Why do I miss all the good stuff ?

Off to sulk

[manta]

In the back of the old eastie, not easy when your 7 foot 4 tbh.

And Peter D you think your all that using a towel, mate I use socks out the glovebox y0!

[Peter_D]

And Peter D you think your all that using a towel, mate I use socks out the glovebox y0!

Why do you have socks in your glovebox?

Back in my hey day when i was like 14 i once fired into an empty tin of Dr Pepper, LOL

My mate once loaded up an empty margerine tub aswell

We discussed this one night when we asked where was the strangest place you've emptied your sack

[Bound]

I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it

The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2

Quite tall for a 7 year old

LOL, enjoyed the tale mate :D.

My lass is 4'11" :D.

[Peter_D]

Not as tall as mine was, but still probably a fair height for her age

They grow so quick these days

[manta]

Why do you have socks in your glovebox?

Back in my hey day when i was like 14 i once fired into an empty tin of Dr Pepper, LOL

My mate once loaded up an empty margerine tub aswell

We discussed this one night when we asked where was the strangest place you've emptied your sack

My mom put them in there lol I used to work outside.

And lolz Dr Pepper ftw!

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha from a very simple discussion to a pure filthy thread hahaha must be my best thread yet hahaha

[craig180]

hahaha I just have a very good imagination LOL :P

Doesn't sound like imagination/fantasy to me ;)

Sounds like you are a woman of experience

[Lacey_106]

hahaha from a very simple discussion to a pure filthy thread hahaha must be my best thread yet hahaha

This thread was never innocent. It was always FILTH.

Doesn't sound like imagination/fantasy to me ;)

Sounds like you are a woman of experience

You are in no position to pass judgement with your sordid tales of roll cages and gags..... WOW

[craig180]

You are in no position to pass judgement with your sordid tales of roll cages and gags..... WOW

That's tame...

[Lacey_106]

That's tame...

Oh sweet jesus... :panic:

[auds]

Doesn't sound like imagination/fantasy to me ;)

Sounds like you are a woman of experience


I have experience of course at my age lol.....however, I have never had the pleasure of being taken over/on a bonnet yet haha :P so yes it is pure fantasy ;) I can picture it now......

[craig180]

I have experience of course at my age lol.....however, I have never had the pleasure of being taken over/on a bonnet yet haha :P so yes it is pure fantasy ;) I can picture it now......

Me too...

[auds]

Me too...

;) you have a good imagination too then haha :P

[tinytim6666]

auds you dont wanna stracth ya bonner though only problem there

[jonathon5]

I have experience of course at my age lol.....however, I have never had the pleasure of being taken over/on a bonnet yet haha :P so yes it is pure fantasy ;) I can picture it now......

You will burn your arse & end up with a dented bonnet.


it's hard to explain away :oops:

Believe me

[SteVTR]

I have experience of course at my age lol.....however, I have never had the pleasure of being taken over/on a bonnet yet haha :P so yes it is pure fantasy ;) I can picture it now......



your missing out then, bonnets about the only part of a car worth a go, car sex aint what its cracked up to be i'd rather have some fun outside

[Peter_D]

You will burn your arse & end up with a dented bonnet.


it's hard to explain away :oops:

Believe me

Your bird's arse must weigh a tonne then?

Just get them to lie on their back on the bonnet, legs in the air, and hold onto the top of the bonnet near the windscreen

Make sure they aint got zips on their top though :panic:

[manta]

Your bird's arse must weigh a tonne then?

Just get them to lie on their back on the bonnet, legs in the air, and hold onto the top of the bonnet near the windscreen

Make sure they aint got zips on their top though :panic:

Won't you just have a massive dent in your bonnet?

[jonathon5]

Your bird's arse must weigh a tonne then?

Just get them to lie on their back on the bonnet, legs in the air, and hold onto the top of the bonnet near the windscreen

Make sure they aint got zips on their top though :panic:

You ain't obviosly tried an old school hot hatch from the 80's

the bonnets were made of paper thin steel, it dented very easy LOL

[Peter_D]

Ahhh LOL...nah just a Fiesta bonnet and a Rallye bonnet for me

[auds]

auds you dont wanna stracth ya bonner though only problem there

My skin is silky smooth how would I scratch it lol, but true I would be gutted haha :P
Plus doesn't have to be my car, could be some random one hahaha.....anyway I'm not saying I'm actually going to do it haha, in the rain one day oh yes but bonnet I'm not bothered tbh


You will burn your arse & end up with a dented bonnet.


it's hard to explain away :oops:

Believe me

You speak from experience there hehe :P
I'd rather do it when it is cold lol :P and there must be a way around the denting, like what if it's more to the side of the car, not the middle of the bonnet.....if I was bent over the only thing touching the bonnet/car would be my hands and most probably my breasts haha :P oh dear so much detail....anyway and if I lay on the car I could somehow lift myself up, hmmm I don't know need to practise lmao :P


your missing out then, bonnets about the only part of a car worth a go, car sex aint what its cracked up to be i'd rather have some fun outside

Yes agreed there, in the car forget it lol, especially as I have a bad back, a saxo is so not going to work for me lol...

[SteVTR]

My skin is silky smooth how would I scratch it lol, but true I would be gutted haha :P
Plus doesn't have to be my car, could be some random one hahaha.....anyway I'm not saying I'm actually going to do it haha, in the rain one day oh yes but bonnet I'm not bothered tbh




You speak from experience there hehe :P
I'd rather do it when it is cold lol :P and there must be a way around the denting, like what if it's more to the side of the car, not the middle of the bonnet.....if I was bent over the only thing touching the bonnet/car would be my hands and most probably my breasts haha :P oh dear so much detail....anyway and if I lay on the car I could somehow lift myself up, hmmm I don't know need to practise lmao :P




Yes agreed there, in the car forget it lol, especially as I have a bad back, a saxo is so not going to work for me lol...


nothing wrong with detail, if i'm being honest i think you should put abit more detail into it, epsecially fun outside in the rain thats something i've always wanted to try but have never found a lass who was up for it

[auds]

nothing wrong with detail, if i'm being honest i think you should put abit more detail into it, epsecially fun outside in the rain thats something i've always wanted to try but have never found a lass who was up for it


haha I shall leave it to your imagination which I imagine is very good at conjuring up images haha :P

But yes rain on the skin while having sex = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :fcuk:

[jonathon5]

haha I shall leave it to your imagination which I imagine is very good at conjuring up images haha :P

But yes rain on the skin while having sex = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :fcuk:

Too much information LOL

[auds]

Too much information LOL

:oops: sorry Jonathon ;)

[Juggyluggs]

auds sounds like everytime it rains you get horny and want to be outside getting the back knocked out of you hahaha

[16vax]

auds you defo have a thing about sex in the rain eh, and there is nothing better than outdoor fun hehe
colin

[Tom]

My favourite position is the pole position.





http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/DaftPunkTom/comicposition1-2.png

[tinytim6666]

auds auds auds tut tut tut
you need to behave, gettin all these poor guys excited lol

[craig180]

My skin is silky smooth how would I scratch it lol, but true I would be gutted haha :P
Plus doesn't have to be my car, could be some random one hahaha.....anyway I'm not saying I'm actually going to do it haha, in the rain one day oh yes but bonnet I'm not bothered tbh




You speak from experience there hehe :P
I'd rather do it when it is cold lol :P and there must be a way around the denting, like what if it's more to the side of the car, not the middle of the bonnet.....if I was bent over the only thing touching the bonnet/car would be my hands and most probably my breasts haha :P oh dear so much detail....anyway and if I lay on the car I could somehow lift myself up, hmmm I don't know need to practise lmao :P




Yes agreed there, in the car forget it lol, especially as I have a bad back, a saxo is so not going to work for me lol...

*attempts to control semi*

[Juggyluggs]

haha too much info craig hahaha

[Jay_]

auds is filth in this thread! and has a think about rain......

[auds]

I do not know what came over me yesterday :P haha.....really wish it would stop bloody raining already :panic:

Craig you made me laugh with your last comment haha :P

[Jay_]

I do not know what came over me yesterday :P haha.....really wish it would stop bloody raining already :panic:

Craig you made me laugh with your last comment haha :P

hope it was a human tbh.....getting a bit freaky otherwise....

[auds]

hope it was a human tbh.....getting a bit freaky otherwise....

you just had to didn't you :fcuk: lol

[Jay_]

it would have been rude not to.....

[tinytim6666]

well we all know about her rain fetish and her toys ;)

[djt992]

on top of the sub with the amp on full for maximum heat

[saxomad197]

i been trying to get my gf to have sex in my saxo for last two and half years. i would be a sucess for me to get her to do it

[Lacey_106]

i been trying to get my gf to have sex in my saxo for last two and half years. i would be a sucess for me to get her to do it

:detective: I know not what you are saying.

[craig180]

For Auds... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHOE01ZAwM&feature=related)

[Peter_D]

That link directs you to Rick Roll ^ Don't click it

[MikeYost]

got a virus clicking that link

[Lacey_106]

got a virus clicking that link

Was it AIDS?

[MikeYost]

No I caught that off a monkey

[Lacey_106]

No I caught that off a monkey

Shett, I hate it when that happens.

[MikeYost]

Yeh tell me about it :wall:

[sparky771]

Auds you dirty minx haha its ace this thread!

[Lacey_106]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/random/sex.jpg

ROOF imo....

[MikeYost]

Ever stood on a saxo roof? Bend like fuck! How long did that masterpiece take? :panic:

[Tringaling]

I got caught in Kavos by the Greek police on the bonnet of some english reps old escort XR3i..

She wasnt fat though unfortunately..

[Tringaling]

i been trying to get my gf to have sex in my saxo for last two and half years. i would be a sucess for me to get her to do it

Donkey punch her? :y:

[auds]

For Auds... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHOE01ZAwM&feature=related)

I so want to click it....but I am dubious :P

Is it porn though?????????? :fcuk: and ooooow I bet there is rain it the video to.....fuck it I'm clicking :P



Haha :D love this tune :P

[Lacey_106]

Ever stood on a saxo roof? Bend like fuck! How long did that masterpiece take? :panic:

Too long.... Funnily enough I have stood on the roof of a saxo, not mine of course, that would be silly. Barefoot there was no problems, the problems occurred when a friend tried to get up in stilettos :D

[MikeYost]

Too long.... Funnily enough I have stood on the roof of a saxo, not mine of course, that would be silly. Barefoot there was no problems, the problems occurred when a friend tried to get up in stilettos :D

Haha it usually pops back into place from below.. did it on my mates old saxo that he treated like shit! Stiletto dents might have been a bit more tricky :panic:

[Tringaling]

Too long.... Funnily enough I have stood on the roof of a saxo, not mine of course, that would be silly. Barefoot there was no problems, the problems occurred when a friend tried to get up in stilettos :D

Yeah a friend ;) good use

[craig180]

I so want to click it....but I am dubious :P

Is it porn though?????????? :fcuk: and ooooow I bet there is rain it the video to.....fuck it I'm clicking :P



Haha :D love this tune :P

As soon as you started talking about roodie stuff in the rain I started singing this in my head! It's been stuck there for 3 days now lol

It's a reeet classic :D

[auds]

As soon as you started talking about roodie stuff in the rain I started singing this in my head! It's been stuck there for 3 days now lol

It's a reeet classic :D

I'm sorry Craig hehe :P It is a classic though....takes me back to my school days, loved it then too haha :P and the rain lol ;)

[Juggyluggs]

Hahaha what a masterpiece of a thread must be the best one ive ever started as of yet hahaha

[McGuire86]

A word of warning, if you ever have a randomer or a girl you dont know nothing about when it comes to shagging, allways have some sort of protection on your seats !
Had a girl in the car last december, she was on top in the passenger seat, was all going great until what I felt like niagra falls on top of me! Could of told me she was a squirter! Took me ages to clean the seat properly ! :(

[L20VTS]

Hahaha what a masterpiece of a thread must be the best one ive ever started as of yet hahaha

oii you aint having all the credit for this thread it was a joint effort :p just thought you should take the infractions for it if there were any haha!

[Lacey_106]

Bump

We need Auds for this one

[AdamB]

Bump

We need Auds for this one

Lacey you sex starved beast




Oh haiiii to you

[Lacey_106]

Lacey you sex starved beast




Oh haiiii to you

How dos? All the best threads have been locked. I had to find a backup list...

[AdamB]

All good threads are gone :(

[Brettles1986]

Bump

We need Auds for this one

Good luck with that one, she walked off in a sulk not so long ago seeing as people where not succumbing to her "charm".

[AdamB]

She deleted me on Facebook
Thank god

[Lacey_106]

Was there a clear out or something?? I swear people's post counts have gone down since I last came on?

[craig180]

She deleted me on Facebook
Thank god

Come to think of it I've not seen her on FB for a while. Maybe she deleted me too? :detective:

[Lacey_106]

Come to think of it I've not seen her on FB for a while. Maybe she deleted me too? :detective:

She's deleted me too :wacko:

[Brettles1986]

Come to think of it I've not seen her on FB for a while. Maybe she deleted me too? :detective:

Yeah same here, my facebook has been the most tolerable it has ever been tbh.

The constant updates about wanting to nail the delivery guy and "OMG OMG He's so hot and totally saw my beef curtains through my dressing gown" where getting bloody annoying.

[Lacey_106]

Yeah same here, my facebook has been the most tolerable it has ever been tbh.

The constant updates about wanting to nail the delivery guy and "OMG OMG He's so hot and totally saw my beef curtains through my dressing gown" where getting bloody annoying.

I missed these clearly!

I'm devastated now :(

[Brettles1986]

I missed these clearly!

I'm devastated now :(

No pictures of said beef curtains either :wacko:

[manta]

Come to think of it I've not seen her on FB for a while. Maybe she deleted me too? :detective:

She's deleted me too :wacko:

Yeah same here, my facebook has been the most tolerable it has ever been tbh.

The constant updates about wanting to nail the delivery guy and "OMG OMG He's so hot and totally saw my beef curtains through my dressing gown" where getting bloody annoying.

Yeah she's deleted me too, not slagging her off but the constant updates were getting slightly annoying :/

[Yates]

haha i got deleted by her too, the updates were terrible, now and again id ad a sarcastic (totally out of character) comment to them

[danny-vts]

She deleted me on Facebook
Thank god

Come to think of it I've not seen her on FB for a while. Maybe she deleted me too? :detective:

She's deleted me too :wacko:

Yeah same here, my facebook has been the most tolerable it has ever been tbh.

The constant updates about wanting to nail the delivery guy and "OMG OMG He's so hot and totally saw my beef curtains through my dressing gown" where getting bloody annoying.

Yeah she's deleted me too, not slagging her off but the constant updates were getting slightly annoying :/

haha i got deleted by her too, the updates were terrible, now and again id ad a sarcastic (totally out of character) comment to them

I'v been deleted too, hardly ever spoke to her anyway so not really missing out on anything lol.
Seems like she has deleted everyone who is a member on here.

[Lacey_106]

Maybe she's just deleted fb?

[Yates]

if it wasnt something about sex it was an update about her back and pain killers she was taking

[Yates]

Maybe she's just deleted fb?

nah she loved the attention too much

[Prickle]

I deleted her myself because her account went inactive or something.

i did try and re-add her the other day for the craic :homme: got denied.

Ahhh

[manta]

I deleted her myself because her account went inactive or something.

i did try and re-add her the other day for the craic :homme: got denied.

Ahhh

Chin,

Raised.

[Yates]

john why would you admit that?

[Prickle]

john why would you admit that?

It makes no odds to me what people think lol

[vtrsarah]

haha edit: not saying anything

[12u55]

By far the easiest way to sex in a saxo...
(i will make a kamasutra for saxo's uppon request and payment in sex)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/citroen-saxo-vtr-rear-seats.jpg
This topic was covered before, I believe I created this photo to show everyone how it should be done:
http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/SaxoSetp.jpg

First option. Come summer time always on the bonnet. :y: