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Rudpud
23rd August 2010, 21:44
Having troubles. My first draft was a complete fail!

Making it much simpler... but finding it hard to list interest and qualities/skills

Wondering what people have listed on theres?

Obv everyone is different lol im just stuck at like 2... Maybe im not a skillful or interesting person? Haha (no comments please)

saxo-dude-16v
23rd August 2010, 21:47
list your hobbies, what you like to do, say you like cars maybe, list things that make you, you.
also put down things like what means alot to you etc.

0rang3peel
23rd August 2010, 22:17
Start with your name address so...

Michael Barrymore
22 bummers lane
bumville
p3n1z
bummeplz@aol.com


short personal profile ie

Personal Profile:

A young professional individual with the enthusiasm and willingness to succeed in sucking huge black cocks

short section on education in chronological order..

Education:

rimming school
gay school for gays etx etc

little section about work experience

work experience:

bumming for a dolla @ bummers etc

small section covering otherl shite..

additional information:

licence to sp00n
convicted of rape 9x etc etc

now a small section on interests etc

interests / other:

I enjoy bumming men while travelling my daytime activities usually involve touring all the local dogging spots where I sometime participate, other times I enjoy parking outside the schools with a sufficient amount of clennex so I don't mess up my seats

Rudpud
23rd August 2010, 22:21
Your CV is incredibly bum related... lol Thanks for that tho :y:

0rang3peel
23rd August 2010, 22:24
Your CV is incredibly bum related... lol Thanks for that tho :y:

Cheers :D

My real CV is pretty good, it is structured like that however I obviously tailor it to whatever job I apply for. There are loads of decent templates on-line just have a search hope thats some help, I did mine recently for an IT position in Spain so its all quite fresh in my head! (hence why im making a useful post for once)

Rudpud
23rd August 2010, 22:26
Cheers :D

My real CV is pretty good, it is structured like that however I obviously tailor it to whatever job I apply for. There are loads of decent templates on-line just have a search hope thats some help, I did mine recently for an IT position in Spain so its all quite fresh in my head! (hence why im making a useful post for once)

Haha yeh thats the basis of mine im trying to tailor it to certain things but its quite hard lol

Peter_D
23rd August 2010, 22:30
I'm bored...i'll write your CV for you if you give me the details

MrHouston
23rd August 2010, 22:31
Plenty of free templates on google

jaybiss
23rd August 2010, 22:32
mine depends on the job i go for

adapt for each role

saxo-parts
23rd August 2010, 22:36
just look for jobs that your existing CV suits, that way you wouldn't have to re-write it, just be careful not to list your hobbies as murdering prostitutes and molesting small fluffy kittens

saxo-parts
23rd August 2010, 22:36
though if they are your interests you can come here for a trial period, it'd be a giggle

Moke
24th August 2010, 13:58
CV

Hello, my name is Mike.

I want job and I am a boy.

Thank you.

Attached: Picture of me.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8pSQA4OKiW9pcM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/i_can_count_to_potato.jpg&t=1


^ Perfect example!

Sexy_106
24th August 2010, 15:04
Start with your name address so...

Michael Barrymore
22 bummers lane
bumville
p3n1z
bummeplz@aol.com


short personal profile ie

Personal Profile:

A young professional individual with the enthusiasm and willingness to succeed in sucking huge black cocks

short section on education in chronological order..

Education:

rimming school
gay school for gays etx etc

little section about work experience

work experience:

bumming for a dolla @ bummers etc

small section covering otherl shite..

additional information:

licence to sp00n
convicted of rape 9x etc etc

now a small section on interests etc

interests / other:

I enjoy bumming men while travelling my daytime activities usually involve touring all the local dogging spots where I sometime participate, other times I enjoy parking outside the schools with a sufficient amount of clennex so I don't mess up my seats

That is brilliant! I just burst out laughing and now everyone thinks that im a freak!