This made me giggle

[sminotVTR]

I'm still trying to sell my mx5 and someone told me to put it on one of those swaps website where you px your cars etc.

I came across this one: http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1374584/civic_1_6_16v_esi/

and then read the text, it just screams class.

[Pixie]

civic 1.6 16v esi

Value: £1.000+
Location:
West Midlands - STOKE-ON-TRENT

Swap description:

first it a mint car never let dwn in the 2half mths iav add her it got 17"alloys with new treds all round lowered s/s exhurst tintd windows full body kit crome clocks flust boot 3mths tax 9mths m.o.t KnN engine strut bar unque paint job in blue n black look the bees real head turner everywher u go sound great not 2 lond just nice


bad bits all cars av them......

few mark ear and ther minors
cud do with new drivers wing woz like tha wen i add her can see in pic
apart frm that it great

Ha lol :P

[Mochachino]

first it a mint car never let dwn in the 2half mths iav add her

[Moke]

What a prick.

[Mochachino]

Marks ear is on it aswell apparently and he had minor ears? Or Mark is a minor?

few mark ear and ther minors

Think we need Viper on this one tbh

[Moke]

Marks ear is on it aswell apparently and he had minor ears? Or Mark is a minor?

I fink der is a few Marks der n dey r all min0rs.

[sminotVTR]

its so chavvy its unreal. If you're trying to sell a car at least try with proper english?

[Moke]

its so chavvy its unreal. If you're trying to sell a car at least try with proper english?

When people like that tool try and sell cars in that way, it instantly makes you suspicious... I'd steer well clear from any car with a description like that tbh...

[sminotVTR]

i wouldnt go near it with a barge pole! that might as well have a big 'im going to mug you' sticker on it

[saxtreme]

i wouldnt go near it with a barge pole! that might as well have a big 'im going to mug you' sticker on it

i wouldnt evern let the barge pole near it
paint is skank dnt like it at all and he sounds like hes robed it trying to flog it on wuik lol

[holdawayt]

it's also listed as a Ford civic.

Look at the top bit of the ad.

[D--R--E--W]

I actually quite like that car but I thought they were a 1.5 esi not a 1.6

[sminotVTR]

I actually quite like that car but I thought they were a 1.5 esi not a 1.6

Its a sham because I would quite like it if it hadnt been ruined by the OTT front bumper, the colours ar nice and obviously someone ut some love into it... the owner just ruins the entire thing.

LOL at Ford civic.

[Meto]

Who's gorra barge pole??

I struggled to read that if im honest, surprisingly it looks quite tidy in the pics. Don't know why he wants something with a tow bar, may be he's a really hip farmer.

[Barber90]

This made me giggle

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-kittens-have-the-giggles.jpg

[Rudpud]

its so chavvy its unreal. If you're trying to sell a car at least try with proper english?

Anything thats readable? If i was gonna sell something i would at least make it look like i had one brain sell

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