fat xfactor girl that punched her mate in the face

[nicole_]

nsfw most probably
so so wrong

http://www.buzzfeed.com/empressmaruja/x-factor-reject-abbey-johnstone-goes-topless-for-t-1fox

looks like a fat boy lol

[Moke]

They are the worst tits I have ever seen.

Ugly fuck.

[MAXSTARR]

id fuck her NO JOKE

[McGuire86]

LOL what the fuck. People do anything for money

[manta]

major lalz at this.
She's so fine

[Moke]

She's friggin' demented!

:wall:

[iMystikz]

EW! :barf:

[Paul]

id fuck her NO JOKE

Oh dude... Thats wrong.

[3cott]

That's sick!

[Viper]

That hurt my eyes.

1. Why would she even consider doing that

2. Why the fuck would the newspaper want to publish it!?

[lizza]

bet she dont get much chafing !!!!! lol

[iMystikz]

That hurt my eyes.

1. Why would she even consider doing that

2. Why the fuck would the newspaper want to publish it!?

Tell me about it.. She needs to go for a jog. Or 5000.

[lizza]

well theres hope for us all if they paid her..
i'll get on the phone to the paper tommorow haha

[nicole_]

http://i55.tinypic.com/1051c7t.jpg
theres some disturbing shizz in this world

[Pixie]

OM - F*ckin G!!!!

That is hidious

:barf:

Why nicole why lol :)

[Viper]

Her parents must be so proud of their successful daughter.

[Moke]

I think Nicole is jealous of her curves ;)

[Pixie]

I think Nicole is jealous of her curves ;)

:barf:


that is all

[iMystikz]

I know, its like the dude that married his nan and i swear they was adopting or having their own kid.. ew.

[LeeM]

holy fucking fuck. i could have lived happily never seeing that

[nicole_]

I think Nicole is jealous of her curves ;)

i think ive got more atm, im so squidgey right now :(

[Moke]

i think ive got more atm, im so squidgey right now :(

I don't think so somehow :oops:

:barf:


that is all

Viper just messaged me on Facebook saying that he wants to suckle on her titties.

[bald24]

No breast, all just man blubber. Err.

[Viper]

i think ive got more atm, im so squidgey right now :(

post up pics so we can compare. I lost the ones I had of you...

[Liam]

I literally just got a semi!

[Viper]

I literally just got a semi!

I want pics of that too.

[Pieface]

When's the other babe gonna do a full nude?

[MAXSTARR]

Oh dude... Thats wrong.

im not going to lie, i have no standards. id fuck her, but id treat her like shit (slap her, pull her hair, pull her fat so hard she cries, punch her, put a stick up her..... you know, the norm)

http://i55.tinypic.com/1051c7t.jpg
theres some disturbing shizz in this world

what paper is this? i want to read it hahahahahaha.

Her parents must be so proud of their successful daughter.

i can imagine her coming back to her home/slum after the shoot...

FATTY: 'were eating tonight ma'

MOM: 'you been robbin primark again dear'

FATTY: 'naaa had a moddelin shoot init'

MOM: 'you're full of shit you manatee, im going to make sure your dad rapes you real hard tonight'

[Sidesport]

You sir are a legend.....actually LOL'ing ^^^^

[CSRobynXx]

Ewwwwhhhhhh! Were Do These People Come From. Kind Of Disgusted I Come From The Same Planet

[Mike-VTR]

Well im not gunna lie ive had worse. plus shes quite young so peado bear will be handing out mad props for that shit.

[Moke]

Ewwwwhhhhhh! Were Do These People Come From. Kind Of Disgusted I Come From The Same Planet

A Dunno, A Fink Dey Myt Liv Neer Yooh.

[Paul]

im not going to lie, i have no standards. id fuck her, but id treat her like shit (slap her, pull her hair, pull her fat so hard she cries, punch her, put a stick up her..... you know, the norm)



Lmao sig worthy.

[Mike-VTR]

A Dunno, A Fink Dey Myt Liv Neer Yooh.

Lawls!

[Mieran]

I bet she only got like £20 for that photoshoot lol

[Ryan]

I allways wondered what a girl with downes syndrome looked like naked.

[Moke]

I allways wondered what a girl with downes syndrome looked like naked.

Lmao!

I can count to potato and smile at a cam-a-raahhh too!

[MiniGibbo]

She's no worse than jedwood there all bellends..

[Aly]

Fucking hell Nicole I'm eating my dinner, my boobs look better than that,
And before anyone asks No I'm not uploading any pics

[VTomR]

w.t.f! never knew it was possible for a bird to have man boobs :o

[iMystikz]

w.t.f! never knew it was possible for a bird to have man boobs :o

LOL She's quite the stunner really, if you was blind.

[MAXSTARR]

You sir are a legend.....actually LOL'ing ^^^^

haha, cheers mate

Lmao sig worthy.

yet no one has :(

[Paul]

If i didn't have Vidal preaching about the good olden days i would of ;)

[MAXSTARR]

If i didn't have Vidal preaching about the good olden days i would of ;)

Vidal's is a better sig mate :y:

[Aly]

LOL some of the comments are funny

#
my weiner went back inside me so quickly I think I'm bleeding internally

[Liam]

I want pics of that too.

Hang the fuck on ;)

[Carlvtr88]

i seen it it was funny lol.

[SiThomas]

That is just rank !

[Peter_D]

I allways wondered what a girl with downes syndrome looked like naked.

I've seen one and it's not pretty, but the positives outweigh the negatives

Negatives: Big moonfaces

Positives: They don't understand what you're doing to them; They can't call the police

TF? :zainy:

[Viper]

I've seen one and it's not pretty, but the positives outweigh the negatives

Negatives: Big moonfaces

Positives: They don't understand what you're doing to them; They can't call the police

TF? :zainy:

I can't even see the line anymore...

[adamm]

http://i55.tinypic.com/1051c7t.jpg
theres some disturbing shizz in this world

thats not disturbing thats beautifull :P
but hahahahaha at the fat bitch her tits are tiny

[Toilet_Hugger]

Omg that is so wrong her belly is like 3 times the size of her tits! Surely thats no normal? :fcuk:

[Ryan]

Omg that is so wrong her belly is like 3 times the size of her tits! Surely thats no normal? :fcuk:

dont know, i dont shag fat birds.

[Toilet_Hugger]

dont know, i dont shag fat birds.

Sorry mate forgot it was the cock you liked :y:

[D--R--E--W]

Looks like a fat lad with moobs

[Ryan]

Sorry mate forgot it was the cock you liked :y:

because not shagging fat birds makes you gay :homme:

[auds]

OMG what is the world coming to :omg:

Why is she getting those so out of portion tits out and its not even a sexy pose....well not like she is sexy....but you know what I mean....it is just all wrong lol :panic:

[Pieface]

OMG what is the world coming to :omg:

Why is she getting those so out of portion tits out and its not even a sexy pose....well not like she is sexy....but you know what I mean....it is just all wrong lol :panic:
You show us how it's meant to be done.

[kc-saxo]

I've seen 11 year olds with nicer tits

[auds]

You show us how it's meant to be done.

Haha hmmm I did want to do a page 3 few years back lol....but thought I couldn't have my family looking at it so never did haha.....

[Viper]

Haha hmmm I did want to do a page 3 few years back lol....but thought I couldn't have my family looking at it so never did haha.....

Take some pics just for us then :hug:

[Aly]

Haha hmmm I did want to do a page 3 few years back lol....but thought I couldn't have my family looking at it so never did haha.....

Just get em out Auds, It's what the young boys of Sax P dream for.

[haz_pro]

LOL some of the comments are funny

That quote made me laugh so much!

[Bound]

I saw this a week ago.

When I saw it I was overcome with rage and disgust.

My actual reply was;

[13/09/2010 20:53:55] ...who the fuck.. could fuck that.. with that personality
[13/09/2010 20:54:02] it's not even a case of a nice person
[13/09/2010 20:54:07] just a terrible, terrible human being

[13/09/2010 20:55:59] I don't wanna lower the tone.. but the only way I could be attracted to her.. Is if she killed her mate, and singed a disclaimer saying all sex was invoulantry and rape, then killed herself, then I raped her body
[13/09/2010 20:56:10] That would probably be the only scenario in which my phallus would enter her

[Ryan]

Haha hmmm I did want to do a page 3 few years back lol....but thought I couldn't have my family looking at it so never did haha.....

if it puts grub on the table! :cool:

[rich112]

haha how fucked, how old was she?

[Moke]

haha how fucked, how old was she?

She's 18 IIRC.

[Graeme]

bet shes good in bed though... fat birds normaly are as they dont get it that much

[auds]

Take some pics just for us then :hug:


I am no longer (after this message) speaking to you :fcuk: until you are able to get my name right :A:

[Moke]

I am no longer (after this message) speaking to you :fcuk: until you are able to get my name right :A:

He's horrible isn't he? :(

Don't worry, I love you Aids :hug:

[C4_Lew]

he's horrible isn't he? :(

don't worry, i love you aids :hug:

haha! :p

[auds]

He's horrible isn't he? :(

Don't worry, I love you Aids :hug:

haha! :p


Fuck you!!!!! So mean :( :(

I'm hurt now :(

[Moke]

Fuck you!!!!! So mean :( :(

I'm hurt now :(

Yup, Aids will do that to you Aids.

Much love x

[wingnuts]

That's a huge bitch!!

[Furio-92]

Thanks, nightmares for me tonight

[auds]

Yup, Aids will do that to you Aids.

Much love x

Not even funny anymore :( just very insulting :( I'm going to bed :( keep your love I don't want it :(

[lilwayne]

scared for life

[Pieface]

Not even funny anymore :( just very insulting :( I'm going to bed :( keep your love I don't want it :(

Night Aids.

[Mr_P]

Thank fuck! My PC has needed a new background for a while!

[Moke]

Night Aids.

FLOL!

Auds, we love you really! We're just joking. It's Viper who has Aids really.

[Viper]

Night Aids.

LOL! :clapping:

[K17NEY]

My eyes have never bled like this before!

[Peter_D]

My eyes have never bled like this before!

Maybe thats why i never got a hardon looking at it, the blood went to my eyes!

[Peter_D]

I think us Saxp lads should have a wank over this pic tonight, and time exactly how long it takes from the first stroke until you fire your muck.. The winner is the quickest time

I'm definately up for this, for once i'm not joking either

[vtr_dan]

I think us Saxp lads should have a wank over this pic tonight, and time exactly how long it takes from the first stroke until you fire your muck.. The winner is the quickest time

I'm definately up for this, for once i'm not joking either

hahaha!

[Aly]

Guys I think you should stop this Aids thing on Auds, I think you've genuinely upset her.
/end.

[Peter_D]

Guys I think you should stop this Aids thing on Auds, I think you've genuinely upset her.
/end.

Aly, i think you should see my post above and put your name down for my competition :y: LOL

[Viper]

Aly, i think you should see my post above and put your name down for my competition :y: LOL

Steady on Petey boy, Aly hasn't got to that stage yet.

[Peter_D]

LOL

Viper i think you should do it, me and you will set the ball rolling.. I'll even make a thread The Official SaxP Muck Shooting Contest

It could even be an annual event

[bald24]

I think us Saxp lads should have a wank over this pic tonight, and time exactly how long it takes from the first stroke until you fire your muck.. The winner is the quickest time

I'm definately up for this, for once i'm not joking either

I'm trying, but keep getting a false start :(

[MikeYost]

what the fuck.

[Moke]

I think us Saxp lads should have a wank over this pic tonight, and time exactly how long it takes from the first stroke until you fire your muck.. The winner is the quickest time

I'm definately up for this, for once i'm not joking either

What is a wank? :S

[Peter_D]

Something you are going to do tonight over that pic, and then record your time for the contest

Fire away

[Moke]

Something you are going to do tonight over that pic, and then record your time for the contest

Fire away

Mate, when I saw that picture, my first thought was of my cousins mate. No thanks :n:

[Peter_D]

Pussy!

If there's enough entrants i would happily chug away to try and own everyone and be declared Saxp's King Muck Shooter 2k10

[Peter_D]

Actually, i'm gonna go do it now, i'll be back in a while when i've finished

[Peter_D]

Back. :cool:

[Moke]

Actually, i'm gonna go do it now, i'll be back in a while when i've finished

EDIT: LMFAO, I have only just noticed that ^

:clapping:

[Viper]

LOL

Viper i think you should do it, me and you will set the ball rolling.. I'll even make a thread The Official SaxP Muck Shooting Contest

It could even be an annual event

Do we get judged on distance and volume?

[Peter_D]

Speed, distance, volume, power, texture and accuracy are all taken into account

[Viper]

What about taste?

[Peter_D]

Taste isn't important

Bonus points if you give yourself a facial

[Liamm]

im up for it :D

[Viper]

Taste isn't important

Bonus points if you give yourself a facial

Been there, done that.

Can I give you a facial next?

[Stissy]

http://i55.tinypic.com/1051c7t.jpg
theres some disturbing shizz in this world

ahhh... wicked

[XStephyX]

That is so wrong she doesn't even look 18!. and even more wrong that the sunday sport printed it. this will be something she will regret.lol.

[Ryyy]

Wank-bank topped up.

[TomT]

You're a bit late tbh but yeah

Horrible.

[liam-o]

Lmfao its a fuckin shame ent it :-/

[Manu]

http://www.bearishnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fat-pig.jpg

[Rogue_Shadow]

WRF WHY!!!!!
my Eyes!

[Lacey_106]

oh sweet baby jesus......

She is a beast. She's like the girls my mates use in the pull a pig competitions :wacko:

except this rule usually applies:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/random/GiganticTits.jpg

[MAXSTARR]

I think us Saxp lads should have a wank over this pic tonight, and time exactly how long it takes from the first stroke until you fire your muck.. The winner is the quickest time

I'm definately up for this, for once i'm not joking either

started 03:51..... ended 04:02..... worst 11 minutes of my life joke, i loved it hahaha

[D--R--E--W]

started 03:51..... ended 04:02..... worst 11 minutes of my life joke, i loved it hahaha

11 seconds??

[Easty]

11 seconds??

I lasted 9 seconds but only because that "Aids" bird's avatar was still on my screen

I jest.....



































It was 8 seconds.

[Moke]

I lasted 9 seconds but only because that "Aids" bird's avatar was still on my screen

I jest.....
It was 8 seconds.

Come on pal, joke's over :n:

[Easty]

Come on pal, joke's over :n:

You are right, it was bad taste :(

Speaking of bad taste....

http://www.btinternet.com/~Djeasty/vipes.jpg

[Moke]

You are right, it was bad taste :(

Speaking of bad taste....



Lmao, you have just redeemed yourself! :clapping:

[yeahbuddy]

wtf is that all about lol made me gag as soon as i looked

[Easty]

wtf is that all about lol made me gag as soon as i looked

Do you mean the fat girl or Viper fucking himself in the eye with a black rubber cock ?

[yeahbuddy]

the fat biatch shes grusome id seriously commit suicide rather than see her nude in the flesh

[Easty]

Lmao, you have just redeemed yourself! :clapping:

Ta, it won't be long until he arrives, i'm certain he logs on and searches for his own name, the needy bastard.

[Lacey_106]

facebook add anyone?

http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=quick&q=abbey%20johnstone&ref=ts#!/profile.php?id=100001283166888&ref=search

[Lacey_106]

double post... but worth it for an epic status update:

Abbey Johnstone ᵇᵅᵇᵞ God i luv it wen girls act all gobby on fb. But wen they see me der all nice wat fanny flaps! Sum people need 2 shut da fuk up slagin me off, nd lisa ova xfactor! :@ So wat i did punch her she anoyed me, nd so wat if i did a naked shoot any1 got a prob say so! U can say w.e ya like am not sum imature kid like u lot i just rise above u and laugh, at the fact u got fuk all better to do wid ya lame lifes!

[Jaytee]

double post... but worth it for an epic status update:

Abbey Johnstone ᵇᵅᵇᵞ God i luv it wen girls act all gobby on fb. But wen they see me der all nice wat fanny flaps! Sum people need 2 shut da fuk up slagin me off, nd lisa ova xfactor! :@ So wat i did punch her she anoyed me, nd so wat if i did a naked shoot any1 got a prob say so! U can say w.e ya like am not sum imature kid like u lot i just rise above u and laugh, at the fact u got fuk all better to do wid ya lame lifes!

Haha. Lmfao what a stupid cunt.

[Manu]

am not sum imature kid like u lot i just rise above u and laugh
I bet she can't even spell dole.


She is a beast. She's like the girls my mates use in the pull a pig competitions :wacko:

except this rule usually applies:
picture - giant tits: gods apology to fat girls

She does not have any tits, just flappy bits. I believe the word is moob, as in


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/352069/fat_bastard.jpg

[Lacey_106]

She does not have any tits, just flappy bits. I believe the word is moob, as in


I've seen bigger moobs tbh... I think you are being overly generous.

[haz_pro]

I've seen bigger moobs tbh... I think you are being overly generous.

I had at one stage bigger moobs tbh lol.

[Manu]

I've seen bigger moobs tbh... I think you are being overly generous.

To be honest, i don't know how to describe these... Things. Moobs was what came closest. Now the scary thing is that she might breed at some point.

[Lacey_106]

To be honest, i don't know how to describe these... Things. Moobs was what came closest. Now the scary thing is that she might breed at some point.

well... she's in a complicated relationship according to facebook.

Maybe its complicated cos she's so fucking ugly. Actually, what exactly is her redeeming quality? I don't see her having an astute brain, or a wonderful personality... maybe she's shit hot in bed?

[MunkyBoy]

She can gobble a cock for britain I bet.

[MAXSTARR]

She can gobble a cock for britain I bet.

and everyones food

[Viper]

gtfo Easty :( I thought you loved me...


I tried to add her on fb, but apparently she has too many friend requests LOL!

[Manu]

well... she's in a complicated relationship according to facebook.

Maybe its complicated cos she's so fucking ugly. Actually, what exactly is her redeeming quality? I don't see her having an astute brain, or a wonderful personality... maybe she's shit hot in bed?

I don't see where the shit hot bit could be, you would have to dip her in flour to find the wet spot. That said, some people do fancy that sort of girl.

[MAXSTARR]

11 seconds??

nope, minutes. early morning wank FTW.

[D--R--E--W]

She looks like she has a melted welly face

[adamm]

well... she's in a complicated relationship according to facebook.

Maybe its complicated cos she's so fucking ugly. Actually, what exactly is her redeeming quality? I don't see her having an astute brain, or a wonderful personality... maybe she's shit hot in bed?

well tbh only one sort of person would be with her...
so can see why it complicated being with someone thats got downs

[Bound]

I might have a wank over her whilst watching a beheading on the other screen so she feels the shame she should.

[Paul]

Added her as a friend, if she accepts i'm going to upload the picture Manu put up of the fatbastard off austin powers, and tag her in it. LOL

edit:
Nooooooooo
Too many friend requests.
Sorry, this user already has too many friend requests.

[canaryvtr]

how can u be that big and have tiny boobs :S

[tom130691]

another reason to love coventry :wall: