What's your party trick?

[Lacey_106]

Was just chatting about this...

What is your show stopping party trick?

The only thing I can think of as being able to do that other people can't is that I can make a flower with my tongue

Like so:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/tongueflower.jpg

[Moke]

My party trick is not showing up.

[Lacey_106]

can you see the pic i posted or is Viper being gay...?

[craig180]

My party trick is not showing up.

Or showing up and being kicked out?

[Moke]

can you see the pic i posted or is Viper being gay...?

I can't but I'm at work, so that might be why.

Or showing up and being kicked out?

How dare you?!

[craig180]

My party trick is not being able to highlight my saxp user name in black and yellow by spamming all day every day.

Quite right :D

[Caino]

i cant see it.
i havent got one, but a mate of mine has a few, one of them being he can stick a spoon up his nose !

[Viper]

can you see the pic i posted or is Viper being gay...?

GTFO.

I don't have one. Would be pointless if I did, I never get invited to parties :(

[craig180]

Is that your tongue?

*semi*

[vtrsarah]

mine is fitting my fist in my mouth nothing special i know but im the only one of my friends who can

[craig180]

mine is fitting my fist in my ................

There are websites for girls like you ;)

[Viper]

mine is fitting my fist in my mouth nothing special i know but im the only one of my friends who can

Please can I see a photo of you fisting yourself?

[0rang3peel]

I can see it, I always manage to get it up for complete rotters kind of a party trick

[vtrsarah]

There are websites for girls like you ;)

ewwwwwwww noooo no where other than my mouth lol

[Moke]

Quite right :D

Hmm., maybe I should do some work and then return later.... To spam!

[Aly]

Like so:
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/tongueflower.jpg

Nice Granny lips :y:

Please can I see a photo of you fisting yourself?

LOOOOOOOOOOOL :fcuk:

[Lacey_106]

GTFO.

I don't have one. Would be pointless if I did, I never get invited to parties :(

I'd invite you. I want to see you drunk. It would be LOLs. I'm sure you'd find you can do loads of party tricks when drunk!

[Viper]

I'd invite you. I want to see you drunk. It would be LOLs. I'm sure you'd find you can do loads of party tricks when drunk!

Is rape a party trick?

[Aly]

Is rape a party trick?

No rape is a crime.

[craig180]

My party trick is finding perfectly innocent posts to use as signatures that look otherwise

[vtrsarah]

My party trick is finding perfectly innocent posts to use as signatures that look otherwise

oi you cheeky turd! :boxing:

[Lacey_106]

Nice Granny lips :y:


LOL not me dude... hence my 'like so...'

And Sarah LOL... saying you could fist was never going to end well my love :p :hug:

[vtrsarah]

LOL not me dude... hence my 'like so...'

And Sarah LOL... saying you could fist was never going to end well my love :p :hug:

true i forget how sexualy disturbed this lot are :n:

[Aly]

LOL not me dude... hence my 'like so...'


I gathered, I was trying to get a rise, the bait obviously wasn't good enough :n:

[craig180]

oi you cheeky turd! :boxing:

Think yourself lucky I don't use your PM's to me ;)

[vtrsarah]

Think yourself lucky I don't use your PM's to me ;)

haha you will get banned then innapropriate material :fcuk:

[deans2k8]

not really a party trick but a pub trick...

put a 10p coin on the pool table where the spot where youd put the white...place 2 balls infront of the 2 pockets at that side of the table..get your mate to stand 1 foot away from the table with an index finger on each ball...explain to him that your going to pot both balls in 1 shot...(white ball hit the coin..ball go one way coin go other and pot both) ;)...

but in actual fact the cue ball hits the coin flips up and your mate gets hit in the nads with the cue ball =] so many people fall for this but its fun!

[Viper]

I gathered, I was trying to get a rise, the bait obviously wasn't good enough :n:


O rly?

Aly: Look at my reply

Tom: Shame it's not her ;)

Aly: is it not?

Tom: nope.

Aly: Oh well.

:P

[Lacey_106]

I gathered, I was trying to get a rise, the bait obviously wasn't good enough :n:

shit bait Aly... try harder next time!

[Aly]

O rly?

:P

:(
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/forum/facepalm/facepalm-1.jpg

[Viper]

:A: ....

[Dano]

i can juggle, does that count? lol

best trick is juggling ice cubes and either catching them in a drink, or ya mouth ahh good times.

[craig180]

i can juggle, does that count? lol

best trick is juggling ice cubes and either catching them in a drink, or ya mouth ahh good times.

Ahhh, I can juggle as well. Do I get a prize?

I can actually juggle knives as well and balance on a unicycle :A:

[Moke]

Ahhh, I can juggle as well. Do I get a prize?

I can actually juggle knives as well and balance on a unicycle :A:

I have got to see this...

[Viper]

Ahhh, I can juggle as well. Do I get a prize?


You can juggle my balls if you want.

[craig180]

You can juggle my balls if you want.

Again?

[Lacey_106]

Ahhh, I can juggle as well. Do I get a prize?

I can actually juggle knives as well and balance on a unicycle :A:

show me at the weekend and i'll give you a prize....


first aid probably.

[Dano]

Ahhh, I can juggle as well. Do I get a prize?

I can actually juggle knives as well and balance on a unicycle :A:


i have done before

its rather dissapointing when you find out its not as "Dangerous" as it looks

but shh, no one needs to know that ;)

[craig180]

show me at the weekend and i'll give you a prize....


first aid probably.

Will you be in uniform?

[Lacey_106]

Will you be in uniform?

.... I can be :A: ....

[Viper]

Again?

I see no reason why not!

show me at the weekend and i'll give you a prize....


aids probably.

Edited for truth.

[craig180]

I see no reason why not!



Edited for truth.

Harsh. We both know she was treated...

[Lacey_106]

I see no reason why not!



Edited for truth.

No thats you babe. *rolls eyes*

[Aly]

Sax-P is a joke, there are too many girls and not enough pics, Fucking sort it out!

[vtrsarah]

Sax-P is a joke, there are too many girls and not enough pics, Fucking sort it out!

hot bird thread is full of them ;)

[Lacey_106]

Sax-P is a joke, there are too many girls and not enough pics, Fucking sort it out!

:fcuk:

Why would we post pics?

[Viper]

:fcuk:

Why would we post pics?

Because you're all shameless whores?

[Barry123]

my party trick...

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs211.snc1/7816_546102763888_36702548_32753577_4906169_n.jpg

[Lacey_106]

Because you're all shameless whores?

Thought that was you?

Vip.er (n)
-Shameless forum whore
:y:

[vtrsarah]

my party trick...

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs211.snc1/7816_546102763888_36702548_32753577_4906169_n.jpg

:panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

[Barry123]

:panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

this response is expected. I'm used to girls creaming themselves when they look at my elite body.

[craig180]

my party trick...

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs211.snc1/7816_546102763888_36702548_32753577_4906169_n.jpg

So that's why they call you "the elephant"?

[vtrsarah]

this response is expected. I'm used to girls creaming themselves when they look at my elite body.

:wink: ooops :oops:

[Barry123]

So that's why they call you "the elephant"?

I wasn't aware of this one... only 'adsayer - master of the spam'

[Petee]

hand stand with 2 chairs :).

[Cal]

Thrust forward, thrust back, close legs.

Manjina for the win.

[Aly]

Thrust forward, thrust back, close legs.

Manjina for the win.

Urgh :barf:

[Jungle]

Sax-P is a joke, there are too many girls and not enough pics, Fucking sort it out!

+1 .... Aly for president

[MAXSTARR]

not really a party trick but a pub trick...

put a 10p coin on the pool table where the spot where youd put the white...place 2 balls infront of the 2 pockets at that side of the table..get your mate to stand 1 foot away from the table with an index finger on each ball...explain to him that your going to pot both balls in 1 shot...(white ball hit the coin..ball go one way coin go other and pot both) ;)...

but in actual fact the cue ball hits the coin flips up and your mate gets hit in the nads with the cue ball =] so many people fall for this but its fun!

HAHA i have to do this!!!!

mines probably making my eyes shake..... or (not really a trick) drinking a cup/small glass of vodka through my eye.

[Ryan]

this response is expected. I'm used to girls projectile vomiting when they look at my elite body.

EFA :cool:

[Lacey_106]

Trying to get sacked on your last day FTMFW :D

[Peter_D]

All of my party tricks involved drugs

[Jay_]

All of my party tricks involved drugs


now you seem them........And now you dont?? ;)

[Aly]

+1 .... Aly for president

I like this guy...

[Peter_D]

mines probably making my eyes shake..... or (not really a trick) drinking a cup/small glass of vodka through my eye.

I went through a spell of this at the start of last year...constantly loading my eye with booze

Started off sore, felt like someone was pushing a branch of a tree into my eye, but after a while it was fine and could do it no bother

After about 6 weeks of it i started getting bad headaches randomly, so i stopped

My fave was vodka in one eye, peach schnapps in the other LOL

I have videos on my old phone i'll upload of us at a travel lodge, and we had 2 litres of vodka designated for the eyes, and a few litres to drink.. There was a plastic chair with a small hole in the back of it perfect size for the neck of a vodka bottle.. So i suggested using that as a glory hole for the vodka eye feeding.. Just put your eye to the hole, and on the other side of the chair someone would offer up the vodka to your eye and then tilt, LOL

[MAXSTARR]

I went through a spell of this at the start of last year...constantly loading my eye with booze

Started off sore, felt like someone was pushing a branch of a tree into my eye, but after a while it was fine and could do it no bother

After about 6 weeks of it i started getting bad headaches randomly, so i stopped

My fave was vodka in one eye, peach schnapps in the other LOL

the worst one i ever done was snorting a massive line of 'paracetomol'..... and then straight after pouring a shot down the other nostril. absolute killer

[Petee]

the worst one i ever done was snorting a massive line of 'paracetomol'..... and then straight after pouring a shot down the other nostril. absolute killer

Was everyone like duuude that was such a amazing party trick. Because just sounds stupid to me :A: Lulz

[Peter_D]

Hmm i've not poured, but i've snorted vodka, rough feels like your drowning for a second

That same morning i sprinkled some finely crushed mdma that was left in the bag, into my eye, and washed it through with a cup of vodka, lucky it never scratched my eye

One of the boys got a taxi to go get his laptop to take back to the travel lodge for tunes, and the taxi phoned to say they were outside so he took a rip of vodka from the bottle in his eye, and then randomly poured a shot into his ear and went out to the taxi LOL

God i miss those days

[MAXSTARR]

Was everyone like duuude that was such a amazing party trick. Because just sounds stupid to me :A: Lulz

ha. not in those words, no. more like 'WTF, have you lost the plot', to which i reply 'did i ever have it'

Hmm i've not poured, but i've snorted vodka, rough feels like your drowning for a second

That same morning i sprinkled some finely crushed mdma that was left in the bag, into my eye, and washed it through with a cup of vodka, lucky it never scratched my eye

One of the boys got a taxi to go get his laptop to take back to the travel lodge for tunes, and the taxi phoned to say they were outside so he took a rip of vodka from the bottle in his eye, and then randomly poured a shot into his ear and went out to the taxi LOL

God i miss those days

its horrible tbh, wouldnt ever do it again, ever.... (until next weekend). :O FUCK PUTTING MDMA IN YOUR EYE :fcuk: hahahahaha. did it get you messy?

HAHA iv never thought of pouring it in my ear, oh my god thats crazy, i want to be his friend too. tell him i love him next time you see him please :hug:

[Peter_D]

LOL no i was already at my peak anyway, after a while the drugs do nothing, just keep you topped up :y:

All in the past now though, sort of

But i'd make an exception if you visited LOL

One thing i never got round to doing was pouring vodka into a pair of swimming goggles, and tilting your head down to put the goggles on your head, then wear the goggles filled with vodka, it'd be constantly pouring into your eyes and you can't take them off until you are ready to fill them again

[D--R--E--W]

Lacey. where is your tongue bar?

[Jungle]

i find vodka works best in the mouth tbh

[Moke]

Lacey. where is your tongue bar?

She left it at Craigs house.

[vtrsarah]

She left it at Craigs house.

thats why hes gone quiet the missus as found it oops :panic:

[Jay_]

i find vodka works best in the mouth tbh

i inject mine. Straight into the blood stream FTW!

[Moke]

thats why hes gone quiet the missus as found it oops :panic:

Got it in one!

He didn't reply to my pager either ;)

[vtrsarah]

Got it in one!

He didn't reply to my pager either ;)

loool being strung up as we speak :fcuk:

[craig180]

Phone battery dying. Managed to find the Tongue bar before the wife got home so she's coming back to Leeds this weekend to collect.

Can you drop sarah's bra off on your way past, Cagney?

[vtrsarah]

Phone battery dying. Managed to find the Tongue bar before the wife got home so she's coming back to Leeds this weekend to collect.

Can you drop sarah's bra off on your way past, Cagney?

i dont wear one :fcuk:

[Moke]

Phone battery dying. Managed to find the Tongue bar before the wife got home so she's coming back to Leeds this weekend to collect.

Can you drop sarah's bra off on your way past, Cagney?

Whorebag!

I feel so privileged to be in your signature :D

[D--R--E--W]

i dont wear one :fcuk:

60's hippy FTW!!

[craig180]

i dont wear one :fcuk:

Bra not strap on ;)

[Moke]

One of my mates party tricks is to migrane skank and do the truffle shuffle haha :fcuk:

It's funny as fook!

[Jay_]

60's hippy FTW!!


nahhhh she just aint got any boobs!!



only joking! just had to comment.....

[vtrsarah]

Bra not strap on ;)

good because the strap on got stuck how long was you in a&e :fcuk:

[vtrsarah]

60's hippy FTW!!

yeah i love to be free :oops: and jay your right

[LeeM]

i just get naked. hardly a trick though

[craig180]

good because the strap on got stuck how long was you in a&e :fcuk:

I asked them to leave it until the batteries died :p

[vtrsarah]

I asked them to leave it until the batteries died :p

thought you might bet that was hard to explain to the wifey

[D--R--E--W]

I can shove a beer bottle up my ass.... Fat end first...

[vtrsarah]

I can shove a beer bottle up my ass.... Fat end first...

*gets the tissues* fap fap fap yeah baby :y::y:

[Jay_]

Drew...is it similar to one man one jar....?

[Moke]

I can shove a beer bottle up my ass.... Fat end first...

Try doing this, but with a beer keg.

Oh yeahhh :cool:

[D--R--E--W]

Drew...is it similar to one man one jar....?


It's me in that video...


Try doing this, but with a beer keg.

Oh yeahhh :cool:

I'm fat, but not that fat

[Dolly]

Try doing this, but with a beer keg.

Oh yeahhh :cool:

Haha how about you first :P

[Moke]

It's me in that video...

I'm fat, but not that fat

You sure about that pal? ;)

Haha how about you first :P

Ladies first, Dolly ;)

[D--R--E--W]

You sure about that pal? ;)


You calling me fat michael?

[Dolly]

Ladies first, Dolly ;)

Oh your so kind Mike!

[Jay_]

It's me in that video...



can i ask how you explained to the people at hospital, just how you managed to gets bits of glass stuck in your behind?

[D--R--E--W]

can i ask how you explained to the people at hospital, just how you managed to gets bits of glass stuck in your behind?

I shoved it up my arse and it broke.....Simples.

[Saxo-Mike]

I can do a bit of breakdancing :A: lol

[Moke]

You calling me fat michael?

No, I don't know you. You could be made of metal and shit for all I know :A:

Oh your so kind Mike!

I know :zainy:

I can do a bit of breakdancing :A: lol

O rly? You start dancing, fall over and break something? ;)

[Saxo-Mike]

O rly? You start dancing, fall over and break something? ;)[/QUOTE]

Lol i try not too, But sometimes it happens haha, Kicked a few pints outa people hands in my time. Its there own fault for standing so close lol

[MAXSTARR]

LOL no i was already at my peak anyway, after a while the drugs do nothing, just keep you topped up :y:

All in the past now though, sort of

But i'd make an exception if you visited LOL

One thing i never got round to doing was pouring vodka into a pair of swimming goggles, and tilting your head down to put the goggles on your head, then wear the goggles filled with vodka, it'd be constantly pouring into your eyes and you can't take them off until you are ready to fill them again

yeah i get you, i get you.

i need to visit!!!!!!!!! :hug:

how the fuck did you get the idea of using swimming goggles LMAO!!!! you should start making drinking toys and selling them or something.

swear it can kill you the first time you put vodka (or any liquid) in your ears or up your nose, something to do with water on the brain maybe... that wont fukin stop me though

[Bound]

My party trick is inadvertently insulting everyone and saying inappropriate things and making friends with the gezzers that everyone else thinks are bellends.

True stories.

[mlawlan69]

mine is/was dislocating my shoulder


shame im having to go through physio for that trick now though :(

[Cammy]

My trick is dick out, and meat spin

[saxo_tom1234]

ive snorted crushed peanut before lol

[jonathon5]

My party trick is to release a load of moths, when I open my wallet.

[D--R--E--W]

My party trick is to release a load of moths, when I open my wallet.

:homme: You're just being modest....:cool:

[saxo_tom1234]

My party trick is to release a load of moths, when I drop my kegs.

that sounds better lol

[D--R--E--W]

My party trick is usually staying more sober than anyone else to stop everyone from fighting at the end of the night....

[rushy_23]

Lol, funny thread!

Party trick.. Probably still raping people playing computer games no matter how pissed I am? Lame i know :(

[saxo_tom1234]

i just need 2 remember to shout suprise before i rape drunk ladies :P

[D--R--E--W]

Wow... another rape joke... fan fuckin dabby dosey...

[saxo_tom1234]

Wow... another rape joke... fan fuckin dabby dosey...

it is sax p after all lol

[D--R--E--W]

Fair point....

[Jungle]

erm managing to fall over and not spill my drink... ive perfected that shit lol

[Spanky]

telling people i have 3 bollocks, then prooving it :y:

[Liamm]

Ive been known to dance a lot when im drunk, starting doing some hardstyle, aparently i was better at it drunk than sober! ended up turning into a dance competition, in a room full of people i didnt know xD

[Lacey_106]

telling people i have 3 bollocks, then prooving it :y:

Pics or gtfo.

[Viper]

telling people i have 3 bollocks, then prooving it :y:

Is the third one actually your inadequate penis?

[Peter_D]

Ive been known to dance a lot when im drunk, starting doing some hardstyle, aparently i was better at it drunk than sober! ended up turning into a dance competition, in a room full of people i didnt know xD

LOL, i had a dance off with some little foreign guy who was travelling with a circus, was at Alex Kidd or Ann Savage can't remember which

I feel like i'm the best dancer in the place when i'm fucked, when i'm probably not

[MiniGibbo]

I punch people..

[Moke]

I punch people..

FLOL!

I also do the dancing thing.

People say that I do a mixture between skanking and jumpstyling haha!

I'm not sure if that's good or not though :S

Let's hope it's not like this ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSkfNQ1pWxE

[Spanky]

Pics or gtfo.

i would but the certain perma ban from saxp is just to scary tbh

Is the third one actually your inadequate penis?

ahaha not what your mother called it tbh Tom :D

[craig180]

It's getting wire personal tonight.....

[Viper]

Karl. I want to see your third bollock. PM me....

[Spanky]

MSN is easier tom :D

[Viper]

MSN is easier tom :D

Instant semi...

[Liamm]

let's hope it's not like this ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskfnq1pwxe

lmfao!!

[Moke]

lmfao!!

Or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v-_n0BiJsE&feature=related ;)

1 min 25 in lol.

[dave_1]

http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac307/saxodave/grgr.jpg

This used to be mine

[Barry123]

http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac307/saxodave/grgr.jpg

This used to be mine

getting abducted???

[Liamm]

getting abducted???

FLOL!


I think if I tried that I'd die tbh, must give it a go some time soon :y:

[enthrone]

My party trick is inadvertently insulting everyone and saying inappropriate things and making friends with the gezzers that everyone else thinks are bellends.

True stories.

I have this problem too.

god knows why when im drunk i think its awesome to just insult people.

[Juggyluggs]

haha my party trick is don't tell anyone your a serial killer :evil:

[vtrsarah]

haha my party trick is don't tell anyone your a serial killer :evil:

too late :geek:

[Moke]

haha my party trick is don't tell anyone your a serial killer :evil:

You just told us... And now I doubt that anyone will go to any of the parties you go to :D

[Lacey_106]

haha my party trick is don't tell anyone your a serial killer :evil:

You just told us... And now I doubt that anyone will go to any of the parties you go to :D

I'd go to the party tbh...

Would be quite fun. Thrill of the chase and all that... :y:

[Juggyluggs]

watch your back at the NW meet then i might get you :evil:
nice one lacey you'd be the first victim of my serial killing spree but craig might get in the way :oops:

[Moke]

I'd go to the party tbh...

Would be quite fun. Thrill of the chase and all that... :y:

You're just a whore. Jokes! Nah, not jokes. Whore.

[Lacey_106]

watch your back at the NW meet then i might get you :evil:
nice one lacey you'd be the first victim of my serial killing spree but craig might get in the way :oops:

im massively joking by the way i wouldn't kill anyone

you've ruined it now.

Why did you have to go and put that white text there?! :wall:

[Juggyluggs]

what white text :evil:

[Lacey_106]

what white text :evil:

better ;)

[Juggyluggs]

im still a noob at all this forum stuff but i aint a noob within my killing sprees
it currently totals 3 birds, 7 rabbits and one old lady :evil: i had to swerve to get the last one

[Moke]

im still a noob at all this forum stuff but i aint a noob within my killing sprees
it currently totals 3 birds, 7 rabbits and one old lady :evil: i had to swerve to get the last one

Don't worry, I got her. That's my walking stick now, bitch ;)

[Juggyluggs]

well i was after her frock but what ever floats your boat mike :oops:
it had a few blood marks on it but after a good wash it looks the sex

[Moke]

well i was after her frock but what ever floats your boat mike :oops:
it had a few blood marks on it but after a good wash it looks the sex

You're talking bullshit. She was naked. I stripped her down.

[Juggyluggs]

damn must have been the wrong women i hit it looked abit strange seeing camera's and a director sat in a chair :oops:

[craig180]

watch your back at the NW meet then i might get you :evil:
nice one lacey you'd be the first victim of my serial killing spree but craig might get in the way :oops:

Seriously mate. You were in my dream last night. Bumped into you and pearson at some random pub in the countryside and my car was blocked in in the car park by a load of motorbikes.

[Juggyluggs]

ok thats slightly disturbing craig i didn't think you dreamt about me but it wasn't a dream we were stalking you :evil:
and bikes just run them over if there harley's haha any other ask them nicely to move them haha

[craig180]

ok thats slightly disturbing craig i didn't think you dreamt about me but it wasn't a dream we were stalking you :evil:
and bikes just run them over if there harley's haha any other ask them nicely to move them haha

I did wake up thinking WTF!

[Juggyluggs]

hmm i would aswell if you dreamt about two fellow sax-p members lol

[craig180]

hmm i would aswell if you dreamt about two fellow sax-p members lol

Not the first time tbh

Last one involved Yates and viper

[Juggyluggs]

saxo180 has a strange dreaming festish of fellow sax-p members haha :oops:

[craig180]

saxo180 has a strange dreaming festish of fellow sax-p members haha :oops:

Next one will come true, that's what happens isn't it?

*refers back to Saxp females thread*

[Juggyluggs]

hahaha craig ill keep it in mind daily updates of craig's strange dreams and which come true possibly all the ones that relate to all the sax-p females pure filth :oops:

[piranhamatt]

i can nearly lick my elbow..

[saxomad197]

ive been know to do suck a bad fart id made one of my mates throw up that a trick

[Jay_]

i can nearly lick my elbow..





That word ruins that entirely. I can Nearly suck myself off. doesn't mean i can though. i can nearly do a lot of things.


i cant actually nearly suck myself off.....







I succeed. :panic: