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Reechard
21st September 2010, 21:12
Dark blue vtr/vts with a ripspeed sticker on the rear window.
You didnt like me overtaking in the 7 series and so sat on my bumper and drove like a cock till you pulled into a layby.
Next time just realise your penis is tiny and trying to rear end me will result in your death.
In the peak district, near ashbourne, I think.
haz_pro
21st September 2010, 21:47
Ill remember this, next time i see you, your dead!
sax0gal
21st September 2010, 21:57
haha this is a classic example of why saxo drivers have a bad name
VTHall
21st September 2010, 22:50
cuz all saxo drivrs r chavs init.
johnr32
21st September 2010, 23:01
Ill remember this, next time i see you, your dead!
yea bruv! next time I'z catch u in urz Bee Emm Dubb-uuu u iz deadz munz! :homme:
on a serious note kinda makes me a shame to own a saxo sometimes :p
VTR01KBR
21st September 2010, 23:52
Doesnt he realise a 7 series would destroy a Saxo in a race lol
Oc2
22nd September 2010, 18:18
A seven would eat the saxo, regurgitate it, then eat it again, THEN shit it on the pavement
Still love my saxo mind
Reechard
22nd September 2010, 18:44
Its only a 3.0L diesel too. Lol at all the comments.
I was pretty ashamed knowing I own the same car as the guy. Had to resist the sudden braking when he was pratically in the boot.
Tried to tell me to slow down as I went past too.
On a nicer note there were some tasty looking ones when I was back up that way today. And the owners werent driving like fools!
Oc2
22nd September 2010, 21:25
Its only a 3.0L diesel too. Lol at all the comments.
I was pretty ashamed knowing I own the same car as the guy. Had to resist the sudden braking when he was pratically in the boot.
Tried to tell me to slow down as I went past too.
On a nicer note there were some tasty looking ones when I was back up that way today. And the owners werent driving like fools!
Life for the common saxo owner yet then....
kc-saxo
23rd September 2010, 01:27
LOL i hope you only overtook him because he was driving under the speed limit ?
sudds
23rd September 2010, 06:27
lol why does everyone think the seven is soo fast? Like said 3l d is what 230 bhp? same with the 3l petrol except thats slowww as its got half the torque, in a massive boat (Stilll a lovely car) like that it would do 0-60 in around 8.5 sec? the diesel maybe a bit less about 8. A lightly modified vts would see that later up to about 100 and I dont think You were as it was on a "Public Highway". However if it was the alpina version, you would be nowhere to be seen as that does 60 in well under 5 seconds, for a big car that is very very quick.
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
23rd September 2010, 16:54
anything is faster then a saxo LOL
sudds
23rd September 2010, 17:43
not a S though, they are pretty quick really. Obviously not in compared to say a porsch ect, but my 106 rallye, Has a fair few mods, runs 130bhp, and just about keeps up with my mates Leon Cupra R which has another 100bhp and loads of torque, so there not slow really.
Fergie
26th September 2010, 19:55
Doesnt he realise a 7 series would destroy a Saxo in a race lol
and in a crash!!
Tontsy
26th September 2010, 20:00
lol why does everyone think the seven is soo fast? Like said 3l d is what 230 bhp? same with the 3l petrol except thats slowww as its got half the torque, in a massive boat (Stilll a lovely car) like that it would do 0-60 in around 8.5 sec? the diesel maybe a bit less about 8. A lightly modified vts would see that later up to about 100 and I dont think You were as it was on a "Public Highway". However if it was the alpina version, you would be nowhere to be seen as that does 60 in well under 5 seconds, for a big car that is very very quick.
not a S though, they are pretty quick really. Obviously not in compared to say a porsch ect, but my 106 rallye, Has a fair few mods, runs 130bhp, and just about keeps up with my mates Leon Cupra R which has another 100bhp and loads of torque, so there not slow really.
You like reading forums, brochures and listening to friends...?
RAFkev
26th September 2010, 21:50
Thought I'd stick my 2 penneth worth in here...
Never toyed with a 7 series but my vts before I cammed it was on a par with a 2008 model BMW 530d. I doubt a 7 series would be that quick.
Rotax73
28th September 2010, 14:59
Dark blue vtr/vts with a ripspeed sticker on the rear window.
You didnt like me overtaking in the 7 series and so sat on my bumper and drove like a cock till you pulled into a layby.
Next time just realise your penis is tiny and trying to rear end me will result in your death.
In the peak district, near ashbourne, I think.
Ma baaaaaaaad ;)
saxokid100
29th September 2010, 01:10
Thought I'd stick my 2 penneth worth in here...
Never toyed with a 7 series but my vts before I cammed it was on a par with a 2008 model BMW 530d. I doubt a 7 series would be that quick.
Thats what i was thinken kev,7 series not that quick:fcuk:
rossvtr07
29th September 2010, 14:58
funny i don't drive my saxo like a twat yet when ever i see a bmw m3 normally they turn in to one? this goes the same for type r's and corsa 1.1's!
f13sta
29th September 2010, 17:38
nobs like this is what were putting me off buying a saxo. buy a saxo and straight away you get the chav tag :(
saxokid100
29th September 2010, 21:29
nobs like this is what were putting me off buying a saxo. buy a saxo and straight away you get the chav tag :(
not realy mate!! had my vts now for 7 years!! luv every min of it!! plentyof other chavs on the road these days:fcuk::y::p
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
30th September 2010, 13:45
saxos aren't chavvy but doubt they would keep up with the big boys i.e. mercs and mazdas.
RAFkev
30th September 2010, 15:28
saxos aren't chavvy but doubt they would keep up with the big boys i.e. mercs and mazdas.
Mazdas???????
What quick mazdas are there? RX7 yeah. RX8 - no!
Fair enough amg mercs. I used to have an ex police T5. 250bhp. My Saxo is easy quicker than that.
I did 0-60 at trax. Got 6.8 seconds and it was a wet track.
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
30th September 2010, 21:55
Would be close as RX8 is 5.9 at 0-60
Leo605
1st October 2010, 11:53
Mazda famillia gt r are quick cars
Fergie
1st October 2010, 15:19
My wife's Mazda is uber reliable and way safer than my Saxo VTR, but faster, no way. It handles like a hippo on a skateboard, needs a 6th gear for motorway driving and when you floor the accelerator, I'm sure the car goes "what? really!? I was so happy plodding along. Gimme a few mins and I'll think about going faster"
Although, a 2.0l MX-5 in the right hands would give a VTS a run for its money.
And there's the Mazda 3 MPS (http://www.mazda.co.uk/showroom/Mazda3MPS/overview/)
MJ05LLY
1st October 2010, 16:07
The Mazda3 MPS is awesome, my friend had one for a short while, and i must say until then i thought Mazda's were just ave cars, but this was stupidly quick. I cant say about cornering as he didn't really do any and i didn't drive it. But it was certainly quick in a straight line.
SnakeVTR
3rd October 2010, 09:37
Saxos arent meant to be really fast,its not what there about, but i like driving mine, but its a good car for younger drivers and isnt horribly slow ... neither is it fast, just nippy :y: , if you want a fast car get one that turbo-charged....simples :homme:
Claki
3rd October 2010, 09:40
Saxos arent meant to be really fast,its not what there about, but i like driving mine, but its a good car for younger drivers and isnt horribly slow ... neither is it fast, just nippy :y: , if you want a fast car get one that turbo-charged....simples :homme:
Nail'd on the head!!
samoVTR
5th October 2010, 15:49
lets be honest tho on public roads doesnt really matter bout the car as alot of quick car owners dont have the balls the go any quicker then we can
i've pissed past DBS's in my 306 1.4 lol cuz they get to a ton and wimp out
havent had a good race in my VTR yet tho :( P.S i dont drive like a dick lol :D
Paul
5th October 2010, 15:52
lets be honest tho on public roads doesnt really matter bout the car as alot of quick car owners dont have the balls the go any quicker then we can
i've pissed past DBS's in my 306 1.4 lol cuz they get to a ton and wimp out
havent had a good race in my VTR yet tho :( P.S i dont drive like a dick lol :D
http://johnbarban.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/contradiction.jpg
rey
5th October 2010, 15:56
lets be honest tho on public roads doesnt really matter bout the car as alot of quick car owners dont have the balls the go any quicker then we can
i've pissed past DBS's in my 306 1.4 lol cuz they get to a ton and wimp out
havent had a good race in my VTR yet tho :( P.S i dont drive like a dick lol :D
You are a massive cunt.
Don't talk bullshit all your life now.
jack123
5th October 2010, 15:59
i press the red button!!
-Jason-
5th October 2010, 16:02
BMW > Saxo anyday
I would have a 1 series derv over a saxo lol
SaxSpeed
5th October 2010, 17:37
BMW > Saxo anyday
I would have a 1 series derv over a saxo lol
You ever seen the trophy andros 1 series :P lovely car
samoVTR
15th October 2010, 18:23
You are a massive cunt.
Don't talk bullshit all your life now.
haha ok big man what part of that exactly is bull
Tom_Crx
15th October 2010, 18:29
haha ok big man what part of that exactly is bull
im guessing the part about you "pissing" past dbs's in a 306 at 100 mph as the 306 max's out at 102 mph
rey
15th October 2010, 18:56
im guessing the part about you "pissing" past dbs's in a 306 at 100 mph as the 306 max's out at 102 mph
The only time you would overtake a DBS is when it's parked up, or being driven by someone other than some dickhead driver like you
citroen_saxo_vtr
15th October 2010, 19:20
French against a german car? Its not all about the speed, i could beat a F1 car with my saxo if he went slow........... unless its start to finish race then its a definate win win for the F1!! as the road safty say SPEED KILLS. A car is to drive not race on public roads. I used to be a twat and race but iv basically grown out of it now, i have the odd little go off lights but not head to head.
Fergie
15th October 2010, 19:25
You are a massive cunt.
Don't talk bullshit all your life now.
Don't hold back your words :P
Fergie
15th October 2010, 19:26
French against a german car? Its not all about the speed, i could beat a F1 car with my saxo if he went slow........... unless its start to finish race then its a definate win win for the F1!! as the road safty say SPEED KILLS. A car is to drive not race on public roads. I used to be a twat and race but iv basically grown out of it now, i have the odd little go off lights but not head to head.
SPOT ON!!!! Well said :y:
Giraffe
15th October 2010, 21:06
lets be honest tho on public roads doesnt really matter bout the car as alot of quick car owners dont have the balls the go any quicker then we can
i've pissed past DBS's in my 306 1.4 lol cuz they get to a ton and wimp out
havent had a good race in my VTR yet tho :( P.S i dont drive like a dick lol :D
Sorry, but driving a car at over a ton, and racing, is driving like a dick. So by your own admission, you do drive like a dick. Think a little more about what you are saying you fucking stupid knob sucking twat.
Look up what an oxymoron is, and then realise why what you just said is an oxymoron of sorts, prick!
samoVTR
18th October 2010, 12:53
Sorry, but driving a car at over a ton, and racing, is driving like a dick. So by your own admission, you do drive like a dick. Think a little more about what you are saying you fucking stupid knob sucking twat.
Look up what an oxymoron is, and then realise why what you just said is an oxymoron of sorts, prick!
i know what a oxymoron is and why is it driving like a dick when on a empty motorway and not doing anything dangerous ? each to their own tho ay
samoVTR
18th October 2010, 12:59
im guessing the part about you "pissing" past dbs's in a 306 at 100 mph as the 306 max's out at 102 mph
umm not really when on paper their top speed in 106 and i had 110 out my old one just lke VTR's on paper top speed 120 ive had just over 125 out of mine and tbh would probs give alittle more
obv any dbs or sports car tbf would leave my 306 eating dust i dont think my car is faster then theirs at all i know its not by a long shot but all i was saying was that its not all about the car
p.s you guy are so hard you scare me with your swear words :(
Ben_L
18th October 2010, 13:36
thats like when you have the sat nat in the car and you speedo says 70mph but the sat nav says 65mph.
I wouldn't even entertain the idea of the speeds your talking about in a saxo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FdnWU5ecg - thats at 40mph
samoVTR
18th October 2010, 17:42
thats like when you have the sat nat in the car and you speedo says 70mph but the sat nav says 65mph.
I wouldn't even entertain the idea of the speeds your talking about in a saxo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FdnWU5ecg - thats at 40mph
cheers for the link man certainly intresting and kinda worrying lol
and yer are sat nav's always abit diff to your clocks ?
Ben_L
18th October 2010, 23:21
iirc the sat nav is more accurate too? (somebody plz correct me if i'm wrong?)
So really you probably not even reaching anywhere near your claimed datasheet figures tbh lol. If it's lets say its reading 10% out while driving at 100mph (on private land obv) on the clocks you actually doing 90mph and the faster you go the bigger the gap will get.
The speedo will be a percentage out anyway. Here's why http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedometer?wasRedirected=true
chinkostu
19th October 2010, 06:52
lets be honest tho on public roads doesnt really matter bout the car as alot of quick car owners dont have the balls the go any quicker then we can
i've pissed past DBS's in my 306 1.4 lol cuz they get to a ton and wimp out
havent had a good race in my VTR yet tho :( P.S i dont drive like a dick lol :D
you'd be pedal to the metal
iirc the sat nav is more accurate too? (somebody plz correct me if i'm wrong?)
So really you probably not even reaching anywhere near your claimed datasheet figures tbh lol. If it's lets say its reading 10% out while driving at 100mph (on private land obv) on the clocks you actually doing 90mph and the faster you go the bigger the gap will get.
The speedo will be a percentage out anyway. Here's why http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedometer?wasRedirected=true
depends how its calculated really. they're not foolproof, mine variates by at least 2mph if not more, and it depends on satellites, the terrain, lots of stuff
had a nice read on it the other day ;)
rey
19th October 2010, 09:57
Sat nav's aren't as accurate as people think tbh
I have more trust in the accuracy of clocks in my car than that of a sat nav
Giraffe
19th October 2010, 10:38
i know what a oxymoron is and why is it driving like a dick when on a empty motorway and not doing anything dangerous ? each to their own tho ay
You said you were racing as well, which is driving like a dick. Driving at over a ton is driving like a dick regardless. I've done and do it, and I drive like a dick. My problem is that you try and deny it.
samoVTR
23rd October 2010, 18:59
You said you were racing as well, which is driving like a dick. Driving at over a ton is driving like a dick regardless. I've done and do it, and I drive like a dick. My problem is that you try and deny it.
haha fair enough i see your point but i wouldnt do unless i thought the conditions were safe there for it dont see it as dangerous per say
and there for wouldnt say it was dickish but yer i get what you mean and isnt every one a dick on the road from time to time lol
Manu
24th October 2010, 09:13
havent had a good race in my VTR yet tho P.S i dont drive like a dick
twat alert engaged.
wouldnt do unless i thought the conditions were safe
some people die at 30 mph. What kind of safety are you talking about ?
Tom_Crx
24th October 2010, 17:17
twat alert engaged.
some people die at 30 mph. What kind of safety are you talking about ?
He wears a condom
enthrone
25th October 2010, 06:09
He wears a condom
lol'd.
RustySkull
25th October 2010, 08:13
haha this is a classic example of why saxo drivers have a bad name
Very True!
Gazer
26th October 2010, 22:26
The only time you would overtake a DBS is when it's parked up, or being driven by someone other than some dickhead driver like you
i lol'd at that first bit :D
wesley-saxo
26th October 2010, 22:35
and in a crash!!
true
the saxo with its 2 star safety rating ha ha
danny-boi
26th November 2010, 22:28
makes me laugh how some idiot who obviously knows bugger all about cars. they say its stupied amount of bhp but its a heavy car a saxo which is small and light doesnt need as much bhp. go to college and learn the basics please
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
27th November 2010, 01:38
a saxo is a saxo...slow
RAFkev
27th November 2010, 11:07
a saxo is a saxo...slow
When compared to ferrari lamborghini etc this is true.
But compared to your run of the mill 1.6 car the vts is pretty quick.
When you think all hot hatches now have 2.0 engines or turbos. The Saxo goes well for 1.6 N/A.
beckha
27th November 2010, 11:14
When compared to ferrari lamborghini etc this is true.
But compared to your run of the mill 1.6 car the vts is pretty quick.
When you think all hot hatches now have 2.0 engines or turbos. The Saxo goes well for 1.6 N/A.
Not as well as a standard B16 civic... ;)
x
Jeffers-Gti
27th November 2010, 11:16
Ive been up against a mate in a 57 plate Focus ST in standard form. He cannot pull away from me untill over 100
This is with me in a vts with nothing other than an air filter and on a private road of course.
Just goes to show that extra 900cc, oh and a turbo gets you no where when your car is a fat bastard
VTHall
27th November 2010, 16:08
Ive been up against a mate in a 57 plate Focus ST in standard form. He cannot pull away from me untill over 100
This is with me in a vts with nothing other than an air filter and on a private road of course.
Just goes to show that extra 900cc, oh and a turbo gets you no where when your car is a fat bastard
maybe due to a shit driver.
danny-boi
28th November 2010, 13:29
well saxos are light as anything the engine doesnt have to shift as much weight hence why motor bikes can shoot off the line as the engine doesnt have anything to pull
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
28th November 2010, 15:36
Just dont compare saxos to mercs, mazdas, bmws etc, they are not in the same league unless you've wasted most of your wages on modding them when you could of just bought a higher performing car lol
Dom
28th November 2010, 15:44
Just dont compare saxos to mercs, mazdas, bmws etc, they are not in the same league unless you've wasted most of your wages on modding them when you could of just bought a higher performing car lol
A BMW is not a higher performing car until you get a 325 or something. I have had a little play with one and it couldn't overtake me no matter how hard it tried. All the cars you have named are more for luxury, not power imo.
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
28th November 2010, 16:00
Thats what I meant...
A VTS is nowhere near as fast as some of the RX series, just look at the 0-62 ratio and top speeds.
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
28th November 2010, 16:05
After looking on 0-60 website:
vts 0-60: 7.8 seconds... Mazda 3: 5.7, Mazda 6: 5.9, RX7: 5.3, RX8: 5.8, BMW 135: 4.8, BMW M3: 3.9,
Unmodded by the way and there were loads of others but I couldn't be arsed to post.
Dom
30th November 2010, 14:37
After looking on 0-60 website:
Unmodded by the way and there were loads of others but I couldn't be arsed to post.
Thats the Flagship models of them models though, the Mazda3 normally comes in 1.6 diesels, unless you were talking about the MPS model which is 6.2s 0-60. Unless we want to throw in a load of models with the big engines, stick to 1.6's to 2.0's.. Not many of them N/A engines will get away from a VTS. Even the case with a BMW 325 and 730.
makaveli144
30th November 2010, 17:55
Just dont compare saxos to mercs, mazdas, bmws etc
Lol, you do like mazdas dont you. There not luxury or performance cars so whats the deal?
Yellow_Saxo_Paul
30th November 2010, 19:50
omfg this site is full of...
Dom
30th November 2010, 19:53
Are you sure?
Slugshead
2nd December 2010, 17:17
we used to have a 735i, the new shape one... was crap off tghe mark but once the speed picks up it went like stink... hit the limiter in it only ever once, would be terrifying to get my vts to that speeds
CHIP
2nd December 2010, 17:30
What you have to remember about a FRS, m3, Astra VXR etc... is that, whilst some smaller engined, cheaper car's might be as fast/nearly as fast... They're still a better car.
My mate has a 1.8 16v Mk1 Clio Turbo running 270bhp, it eat's Scooby's, lower spec Porsche's, some Evo's, Skyline's, Supra's etc.... He's got a video of him literally annihilating a FRS which had been tuned, and i mean - he killed it!!!
What would i want as my daily though? The FRS ofcourse, more comfortable, looks good, all the toy's etc.
Which is more fun? Well the Clio i'd imagine would put a much bigger smile on your face.
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