Holidays from Hell....

[auds]

As title....:) tell us your Holidays from hell stories.....or what crazy or strange things you have seen or even done while on holiday? :D

[Dom]

Walked to my window on the first day of Malia, Balcony above the swimming pool.. Still pissed.. Ripped my trousers down, stark bollock naked and held my hands in the air and screamed "Gooood Mooooorning!!".. Only for the owners wife to be cleaning the pool.. Had to beg to stay in the hotel, literally, beg.. Buying Wine and flowers to apologise to the owner.

[Mr_X]

one afternoon while walking to the beach i noticed my boxers in a tree, no idea how!

[Moke]

I went on a holiday to Hell. It was hot and there was a devil.

[Dom]

I went on a holiday to Hell. It was hot and there was a devil.

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[auds]

LOL at he replies so far.....Domleydon bet you had always wanted to do that haha but not in front of the owner lol :P

Mr_X so naughty wonder what you got up to the night before :P

Mikey you nutter lol.....did he throw you back up as you weren't bad enough :P

[Dom]

LOL at he replies so far.....Domleydon bet you had always wanted to do that haha but not in front of the owner lol :P

Yeah it was one of them things I had thought through before I did it, felt like I had been shot out of the sky, I felt like I ruined the lads holiday when he was going to throw us out :( Luckily his wife forgive us, great holiday after that.. Although a little awkward :n:

[Moke]

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Ya rly!


Mikey you nutter lol.....did he throw you back up as you weren't bad enough :P

Oh I don't know. I'm cold and want to sleep, so the thought of the heat in Hell makes me feel a bit warmer :A:

[auds]

Yeah it was one of them things I had thought through before I did it, felt like I had been shot out of the sky, I felt like I ruined the lads holiday when he was going to throw us out :( Luckily his wife forgive us, great holiday after that.. Although a little awkward :n:


LOL knew it haha oh well at least you didn't get thrown out and had a good one......:) maybe she liked what she saw lmao :P

[auds]

Ya rly!



Oh I don't know. I'm cold and want to sleep, so the thought of the heat in Hell makes me feel a bit warmer :A:


:hug: :hug: awwwww Mikey....bless you still cold :( go get a hot bath, I did and I'm all snug and warm now :D go on :D

[jonathon5]

I have a couple that come to mind :

1. Once managed to book an apartment on the top floor of a block with no airconditioning , the temperature was 45 deg during thee day & 35 deg at night outside for 2 weeks.

Inside the apartment was 50 deg plus most of the time due to a flat black roof above. I nearly died of fucking heat & no sleep. My missus had to her makeup in the air conditioned rental car

2. We were on the 4th floor of a hotel in majorca , when I was a woken by a thud looked outside to see the bacony window was spatterd with blood. Went out looked down to see a lad lying on the floor 4 stories down with blood pouring out of him.

He had hit hit mouth on our balcony rail as he hed fell from the floor above.

OUCH

[Saxo-Mike]

Malia with the lads, woke up in some random'ers room shit my self and ran off lol.
Cyprus with my girlfriend walked out of our room and a chimney ( Chimney next to our door wtf?? lol) Kinda blew up and covered me in black sut lol

[Dom]

LOL knew it haha oh well at least you didn't get thrown out and had a good one......:) maybe she liked what she saw lmao :P

Perve :P Im only 19!

I would like to think she liked what she saw, but I really doubt it lol

Ahh Holiday memories, got me going through my Malia photo's now :A:

[L20VTS]

aint been on holiday since i was a kid lol

[auds]

I have a couple that come to mind :

1. Once managed to book an apartment on the top floor of a block with no airconditioning , the temperature was 45 deg during thee day & 35 deg at night outside for 2 weeks.

Inside the apartment was 50 deg plus most of the time due to a flat black roof above. I nearly died of fucking heat & no sleep. My missus had to her makeup in the air conditioned rental car

2. We were on the 4th floor of a hotel in majorca , when I was a woken by a thud looked outside to see the bacony window was spatterd with blood. Went out looked down to see a lad lying on the floor 4 stories down with blood pouring out of him.

He had hit hit mouth on our balcony rail as he hed fell from the floor above.

OUCH

Bloody hell the second story is ouch :panic: poor lad.....what was he doing trying kill himself? What did you do? Must have awful :(

And thank god for air conditioned cars hehe :P that would be me as well haha....I can't stand heat like that especially trying put bloody make up on lol :panic:


Malia with the lads, woke up in some random'ers room shit my self and ran off lol.
Cyprus with my girlfriend walked out of our room and a chimney ( Chimney next to our door wtf?? lol) Kinda blew up and covered me in black sut lol

I lol'd hard haha :P where the hell did a chimney come from haha :P

[auds]

Perve :P Im only 19!

I would like to think she liked what she saw, but I really doubt it lol

Ahh Holiday memories, got me going through my Malia photo's now :A:


Lmao I meant her not me :panic: haha that's why you got to stay like lol....oh I'll shut up haha.... lol I need a holiday myself :D been along time :(

aint been on holiday since i was a kid lol

:( :hug: I haven't been on holiday for over 8years either :( crap innit lol....hopefully next year :D

[jonathon5]

Bloody hell the second story is ouch :panic: poor lad.....what was he doing trying kill himself? What did you do? Must have awful :(



Went back to bed it was 3.30 am

[auds]

Went back to bed it was 3.30 am

LMAO :y:

[blackie_2k5]

my hol from hell was me wingeing i wanted to go away 2 weeks before my rents were due to fly when i was about 16ish, so hey paid nearly a 1k for me to go and it was utterly wank, theyd gone to the quietests most remote part of menorca, was like 1 bar and my hotel bar, mostly old ppls retirement cottages and 1 shop, fucking hour and o half from any civilisation!!

needless to say i spent the majority of it absoloutley stotting drunk, and the rest of it wingeing, but i did do alot of nght fishing with the hotel barman which was a laugh

[L20VTS]

:( :hug: I haven't been on holiday for over 8years either :( crap innit lol....hopefully next year :D

i'll just do a few randoms in the car somewhere instead, not going a plane and risking falling from sky haha.

[Dom]

Lmao I meant her not me :panic: haha that's why you got to stay like lol....oh I'll shut up haha.... lol I need a holiday myself :D been along time :(



:( :hug: I haven't been on holiday for over 8years either :( crap innit lol....hopefully next year :D

Nothing better than jumping on a plane and going somewhere that is a complete different lifestyle to the UK.. Malia is full of drunken love :y: No fights, just everyones on the same boat basically

[auds]

my hol from hell was me wingeing i wanted to go away 2 weeks before my rents were due to fly when i was about 16ish, so hey paid nearly a 1k for me to go and it was utterly wank, theyd gone to the quietests most remote part of menorca, was like 1 bar and my hotel bar, mostly old ppls retirement cottages and 1 shop, fucking hour and o half from any civilisation!!

needless to say i spent the majority of it absoloutley stotting drunk, and the rest of it wingeing, but i did do alot of nght fishing with the hotel barman which was a laugh


OMG how wank....parents hey they ain't got a bloody clue lmao :panic: we always used to go to Wales....so much fun :homme: it always rained and our tent always got flooded :( loved it not haha....although me and my sister used to go off on an adventure which was fun haha :D


i'll just do a few randoms in the car somewhere instead, not going a plane and risking falling from sky haha.

LOL I bloody hate flying too, scares me to death but I want to go and see places :D you have to think apparently you've more chance of crashing in a car than in a plane.....but I still haven't been to loads of places in this country yet that I want to go to haha :D

Where do you want to go? Have you ever been on a plane?


Nothing better than jumping on a plane and going somewhere that is a complete different lifestyle to the UK.. Malia is full of drunken love :y: No fights, just everyones on the same boat basically

They all on drugs? :P loved up hehe :fcuk: sounds fun :D I'm scared of flying but I do love to get out of this country, it is a nice feeling being somewhere different, the air seems so much nicer lol.....I went to Austria last holiday I had, with family :n: but it wasn't too bad.....lovely and hot and the place we went was gorgeous and I was so surprised at how beautiful and clean, like litter free it was, then I come back to the UK and it's horrible, the pollution you could like almost taste it :n: makes me want to leave.....one day :)

[L20VTS]

not been on a plane crashed me car pretty well though haha!

never been on one and never getting on one, i want to go to the ring :D germany woop!! no plane needed.

[scholesyy]

i dont trust planes. dont feel natural to me bein up in the sky lol

[blackie_2k5]

nothing better then going abroad somewhere hot imo, im a totally dif person on hol, you feel like nothing can get to you etc etc

[auds]

not been on a plane crashed me car pretty well though haha!

never been on one and never getting on one, i want to go to the ring :D germany woop!! no plane needed.


Yes I remember your car crash :(

I guess you don't need a plane to get there no lol....I want to go there too one day :) looks amazing :P


i dont trust planes. dont feel natural to me bein up in the sky lol


I have always wondered how in the world they stay in the sky lol.....they weight so much but all that stuff goes over my head haha......think I'd rather use the ferry or a ship but then they can sink haha....just can't win can we lol :panic:

I want to go to New Zealand....I think I'll go grey on that flight :panic: :fcuk:

[auds]

nothing better then going abroad somewhere hot imo, im a totally dif person on hol, you feel like nothing can get to you etc etc

Yeah like you can let yourself go....be and do whatever you want :D lol

[Aly]

Not really a Holiday from hell but here it goes;
Between 1998-2001 I lived in Canada.

When we moved back we had to go back out to sort out imigration stuff (I'm a Canadian resident)

So my dad planned on taking us out for the week.

We flew from Manchester Airport, this was just after 9/11 so there were loads of security checks, took ages to get through to departures.
Even remember watching some guy getting body slammed to the floor with guns aimed at him.

So we finally go onboard and I remember asking my dad that It seemed we were waiting a while. By now the cabin crew had shut the doors and were doing the pre-flight safety briefings.

Anyway...The captain comes on and says the baggage shoot wasn't working and that there would be a delay and that we would be offered extra food and drinks.

The cabin crew opened the doors of the plan but we were not allowed to leave the plane due to the increased security policies.
It got to 2 hours and the captain told us we may have to change planes, since now he said that they were having issues closing and sealing the cargo door.

Then they had to recater the whole plane!
I just asked my dad and he said we were on the ground for roughly 3 and half hours.

As you can imgaine everyone on board was pretty sick.
We finally took off, It's the best flight I've ever been on because as you can imagine everyone fell asleep once we were in the air.

I remember when we flew over Greenland we were going very fast, as we headed towards Toronto the captain said that he had flown high and come down in a way to make up for time, I think he said he had used a bearing wind can't remember exactly so don't hold me against it.

Anyway my dads friend who was supposed to pick us up wasn't there since he had been told the flight was delayed, so when we landed at Calgary we had to ring and wait for another hour.

Never again.
I may not have explained it properly but I think you get the jist of it,
Oh also here's how much time the captain gained in air, it should take about 7 hours to fly to Calgary, the pilot did it in under 6.
Good effort.

[saxomad197]

when i went to centre parks with my parents when i was 14. my mum had me and my sis up at 5.30am every morning and made us go for a 5 mile walk. had enough of this by thur so did a runner.was getting chased by centre parks security. quite funny. she didnt have me up friday morning lol.