That ain't a knife... THIS is a knife!

[Moke]

Right, just went outside for a smoke (about 15 minutes after getting something from the car) and I spotted something on my garden wall that wasn't there 15 minutes ago... A large kitchen knife :S

What the fuck?! Next door are asleep and there is no-one about.

I've bought (lol) it into my house and if no-one claims it tomorrow, it's going to the Police Station. Only because there has been 2 incidents involving knives around my area lately, so could be evidence or something.

Has anyone else ever found something weird or random like this?

[Bound]

Buy Premium Membership, you now get a thread on Lacey's boobies ;)

I'm not downplaying the importance of knife crime, but if you had to sum up this thread of laceys boobs in 10,000 words or less, you would say...?

Leave no detail out.

[Moke]

I'm not downplaying the importance of knife crime, but if you had to sum up this thread of laceys boobs, you would say...?

Leave no detail out.

Off topic.

You has an infracshunnn.

[Viper]

Have you put your prints all over the knife now?

You're going down for murder.

Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.

[Rudpud]

Off topic.

You has an infracshunnn.

Ha.

No. Most people that live around here and a bit more 'on the quiet' with weapons.

[Toms112]

Pic of said 'blade'. Any blood on it :P usually a good give away. Did you pick it up barehanded or were you wearing the correct PPE?

[Rudpud]

Have you put your prints all over the knife now?

You're going down for murder.

Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.

Have you ever touched a real boobie?

iJest

[Bound]

Have you put your prints all over the knife now?

You're going down for murder.

Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.

That's two things confirmed that I suspected.

[craig180]

Have you ever touched a real boobie?

iJest

Only his own

[Moke]

Have you put your prints all over the knife now?

You're going down for murder.

Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.

Pic of said 'blade'. Any blood on it :P usually a good give away. Did you pick it up barehanded or were you wearing the correct PPE?

I picked it up with my jacket sleeve and it's currently wrapped in kitchen roll. I didn't touch the knife once.

Tbh, it's probably nothing, but another reason I brought it in was because my Dad is still out at the pub and I don't want a little chav getting hold of it.

[MAXSTARR]

its mine. i need it back. i left it their to tie my laces, but a dog chased me off. post it me please? i only stabbed a couple of puppys with it

[Moke]

its mine. i need it back. i left it their to tie my laces, but a dog chased me off. post it me please? i only stabbed a couple of puppys with it

LOL!

No pictures by the way, my phone won't connect up to my laptop and it's only a knife lol, nowt special. I just thought I'd move it out of harms way.

[Dolly]

Atleast you brought it in and put NO fingerprints on it.

You could of just saved someone life Mike!

[Moke]

Atleast you brought it in and put NO fingerprints on it.

You could of just saved someone life Mike!

Yarr, I know :A:

I mostly did it as anyone can get hold of it and my Dad is still out at the pub, so that sends bad images through my mind :n:

[Rudpud]

Use to make ya sandwichs in the morning :)

[Liam]

Have you ever touched a real boobie?

iJest

I haven't. But I did have sex once.

[K17NEY]

I found a steering lock(bar type) leant up against my back bumper the other morning, They would have had to open my gate to put it there.

[Rudpud]

I haven't. But I did have sex once.

More than Viper my friend.
Im not even sure he knows what a girl is tbh.

[Liam]

More than Viper my friend.
Im not even sure he knows what a girl is tbh.

Huh? When did girls come in to it?

[Rudpud]

Huh? When did girls come in to it?

You had sex with a man? Or animal?

[Liam]

You had sex with a man? Or animal?

Was a male animal. I won't go in to specifics though.

[Rudpud]

Was a male animal. I won't go in to specifics though.

As long as it wasnt something like a cat, dog, guinea pig, mouse etc. Something like a tiger is well respected

[Liam]

As long as it wasnt something like a cat, dog, guinea pig, mouse etc. Something like a tiger is well respected

It was a Liger. Pretty much my favourite animal.

Napoleon Dynamite FTW!

[W103_A5H]

It was a Liger. Pretty much my favourite animal.

Napoleon Dynamite FTW!

Have you seen a liger? they are 'king huge! (and no im not on bout its genitalia)

[Liam]

Have you seen a liger? they are 'king huge! (and no im not on bout its genitalia)

I'm not sure if this is serious or I have missed a part of the film...
But, no I haven't seen one.