Neighbours..

[char69lie]

I HATE MINE..
the people above us.. a foreign couple with a kid..
my girlfriend has a little 18 month girl she goes to bed at about 8
EVERY night for about 4 months this kid upstairs runs around from like 7 till 12 sometimes 1!!
i go up there every now and then.. they just say 'oh sorry'
im babysitting tonight, and they have woken her up about 4 times now...
I went up there she says to me.. 'oh, well what do you want me to do. hes noisy...'
i replied well its 9 o clock maybe put him to bed..
she came out with well hes 2 years old hes goe sot bed at 12 o clock what do you want me to do?

PUT HIM TO FU**ing BED.

Is there anything i can do apart form filling out these stupid noise forms that no one ever seems to come and get or take any notice off when we hand in?

[Moke]

Next door to the right is a nice, elderly lady who has never made a fuss.

To the left are a mother and daughter... Mother is a smackhead/alcoholic and invites anyone round when she wants.

The daughter is 14, but looks about 17 and is also a slag.

I am going round in 2 minutes.

[Mochachino]

Put a sander in your bathrub n leave it on all night. That will annoy them.

[char69lie]

LOL i actually like that idea!

[bry1]

Next door to the right is a nice, elderly lady who has never made a fuss.

To the left are a mother and daughter... Mother is a smackhead/alcoholic and invites anyone round when she wants.

The daughter is 14, but looks about 17 and is also a slag.

I am going round for some in 2 minutes.

lol have fun

[Moke]

lol have fun

Back anyways, she was already getting stuffed.

[char69lie]

not to worry its only 10 ;)

[Viper]

I haven't really had an issue with our neighbours.

Apart from nearly having to shoot their dog.

Someone from the other side seriously pissed me off a few months ago when he pulled out from his drive onto the blind bend and didn't accelerate. I nearly went into the back of his as I couldn't brake too hard otherwise OMG would have gone into a hedge :panic:

[Mochachino]

I haven't really had an issue with our neighbours.

Apart from nearly having to shoot their dog.

Someone from the other side seriously pissed me off a few months ago when he pulled out from his drive onto the blind bend and didn't accelerate. I nearly went into the back of his as I couldn't brake too hard otherwise OMG would have gone into a hedge :panic:

Nearly? How can you have neighbours in a farm!

[W103_A5H]

Back anyways, she was already getting stuffed.

Sure she was... you are just one of them "in and out" type people.. arnt you ;)

[char69lie]

i cant stand mine, we had some woman come round and gave us these 'noise forms' where i fill in everytime they make noise and any convosations we have about noise ect.. but there pointless

[tom130691]

after 11 the police will go and do words upon them

[nicole_]

I haven't really had an issue with our neighbours.

Apart from nearly having to shoot their dog.

Someone from the other side seriously pissed me off a few months ago when he pulled out from his drive onto the blind bend and didn't accelerate. I nearly went into the back of his as I couldn't brake too hard otherwise OMG would have gone into a hedge :panic:

:O
youre not one of these sheep farmers that just thoughtlessly shoots any dog seen near their sheep are you? :(

[Mochachino]

:O
youre not one of these sheep farmers that just thoughtlessly shoots any dog seen near their sheep are you? :(

Yes, hes an animal murderer.

[Viper]

:O
youre not one of these sheep farmers that just thoughtlessly shoots any dog seen near their sheep are you? :(

No.

We warned them enough times to keep their dog under control. Took it back to their house, and told them what would happen if it did anything to them. They got the hint one day when they knocked on out door to say the dog had got out, and I got the gun out... Never seen it since.


Nearly? How can you have neighbours in a farm!

They're still neighbours, even if they are 15 miles away...

[char69lie]

after 11 the police will go and do words upon them

Is there really something that can be done after a certain time?

[brianS]

eggboxes on the ceiling.

[Sexy_106]

I HATE MINE..
the people above us.. a foreign couple with a kid..
my girlfriend has a little 18 month girl she goes to bed at about 8
EVERY night for about 4 months this kid upstairs runs around from like 7 till 12 sometimes 1!!
i go up there every now and then.. they just say 'oh sorry'
im babysitting tonight, and they have woken her up about 4 times now...
I went up there she says to me.. 'oh, well what do you want me to do. hes noisy...'
i replied well its 9 o clock maybe put him to bed..
she came out with well hes 2 years old hes goe sot bed at 12 o clock what do you want me to do?

PUT HIM TO FU**ing BED.

Is there anything i can do apart form filling out these stupid noise forms that no one ever seems to come and get or take any notice off when we hand in?

Go up there and give his dad a slap charlie haha!

[bry1]

Go up there and give his dad a slap charlie haha!

+ 1 :evil:

[MAXSTARR]

in the words of Eric Cartman: ''if you want someone to move house, take a shit on their doorstep every night''

[kc-saxo]

go up there and shag that kid

[MAXSTARR]

go up there and shag that kid

didnt he say they were foriegn? fuck that, they might have aids

[Shea]

the woman living below me HATES me, proper gives me evils when she sees me :( dont know why, ive never done anything nasty to her :D

[kc-saxo]

the woman living below me HATES me, proper gives me evils when she sees me :( dont know why, ive never done anything nasty to her :D

must be all those rentboys you have round, shes onto you ....

[D--R--E--W]

She probably thinks you're Shea Lapoof and that you have saved the world twice, can travel through a time portal and have a transforming Camaro that sounds disabled...

[MAXSTARR]

the woman living below me HATES me, proper gives me evils when she sees me :( dont know why, ive never done anything nasty to her :D

give her a reason, rape her then leave your discarded toe nails in her minge

[Shea]

Who is shea lapoof? as for the camero i wish :) an :( asif shes clocked on to the rent boys, might have to go leave some toe nail clippings

[D--R--E--W]

Shea Labouf, actor from transformers, thought that would have been pretty clear with the description I gave of the film....

[kc-saxo]

Transformers, were not 10 drew

[MAXSTARR]

Transformers, were not 10 drew

you..... dont.... like..... transformers. :(

!!!!! You're off my ginger kid about to get raped by an alcoholic santa clause christmas card list !!!!!

i love Transformers :heart:

[Pieface]

My next door neighbour is a bitch. Wake up one day to noise, had builders in. They were there for like half a year. Never even came over to say, oh I'm having my house gutted and remodelled. I just blank her now.

[D--R--E--W]

you..... dont.... like..... transformers. :(

!!!!! You're off my ginger kid about to get raped by an alcoholic santa clause christmas card list !!!!!

i love Transformers :heart:

I have the same Christmas card list, but it's the ginger kid shagging the drunk santa ;)

[MAXSTARR]

I have the same Christmas card list, but it's the ginger kid shagging the drunk santa ;)

the one where Santa is giiving rudolph the reach around at the same time?

[kc-saxo]

Cunts, ruining Xmas

[D--R--E--W]

Na it was the pokey bum wank to dasher mate, It's a pack of 50, so you can imagine some of the things santa got upto...

[kc-saxo]

Na it was the pokey bum wank to dasher mate, It's a pack of 50, so you can imagine some of the things santa got upto...

like dropped off his sack of presents, came down the chimney, rode rudolf and the other reindeers.

see what i did there

[MAXSTARR]

im so going to find a site thatl make your own designs of xmas cards this year.

[D--R--E--W]

im so going to find a site thatl make your own designs of xmas cards this year.

You started making that you know what yet?

[Shea]

Edit: wrong thread :)

[MAXSTARR]

You started making that you know what yet?

nope, iv ordered a couple of the small things, leaving the root bark and the big stuff till last though as i have pennys in the bank atm, payday thursday hopefully though :y:

[D--R--E--W]

Can't wait tbh lol Much you want for some?