Eskimo where's my house keys I want my house keys!

[Aly]

OK quick run down.
Sold my GTI to this guy in Febuary.

It is now November, I accidently left my house keys there but they have keys to many other things too it's a fairly large set for garage etc.

Many times I have asked nicely for him to send me them. He has said sure I will. I must have asked 10+ times now.
Even in his progress thread when J222JRA asked him to send me them and he said he would he still hasn't.

I've totally given up now.

Mods can you do something about this please.
James can you get back on the case.
Thanks
Aly

[Petee]

Get the police involved mate. they will go and collect them, i would have thought.

If not i would get your locks changed assap!

[benkelsall]

what can a mod do more than you can? can only ask the same as you.

annoying i know it must be, but don't think liams going to drive from notts to sunderland just to take a look in your garage tbh like a 3hr drive

[J222JRA]

what can a mod do more than you can? can only ask the same as you.

annoying i know it must be, but don't think liams going to drive from notts to sunderland just to take a look in your garage tbh like a 3hr drive

Ben is correct really.....all i can do is ask him yet again to post them back to you....which i will do now.

Fingers crossed.

[char69lie]

know where he lives?.. it sounds like a long drive (i dont know where your both from) but go round.. give him a few polite words about the inconvenience :)

[Liam_]

Sort Ben/ Nicole out with a few beer tokens and they might get the keys and post them to you?

[Aly]

Well Eskimo are you going to post my keys?

[MartinDines]

I dont know how you've lasted this long, after a few weeks I would have been round there!

Bump for results

[saxo-parts]

bet its getting cold living in the shed at this time of year

[Robbie-Flat-Arch]

bet its getting cold living in the shed at this time of year

lol +1 on this, hes still locked outside

[LEE_VTR1]

this has to be the most cuntish thing he could do to you tbh aly!!

why haven't you bothered taking the trip up there though?

still I think he's a fucking complete cunt for this!

[Mathias]

dont usually comment on things like this to be honest but this would really piss me off! sold car in feb, now november, sort it out mate!

[Tufty]

**** this, rent a mini bus ram it with aggressive males and knock on the door at 7.30 am, (police shift switch)
Its beyond a fucking joke tbh. You never know with these people... its not him that may not go down to yours... he may know someone else... This eskimo guy sounds like an asshole tbh... selling someone a fucked lupo iirc

[Steve]

Sure i read in a thread the other week he said he was going to post them as he was sick of you whining on.

Whining on with good reason, doubt i could have waited this long without going and getting them, then billing him for expenses!

[-Jason-]

Maybe see if you can pursue a legal route as it could be classed as theft ie being in possession of something that doesnt belong to you.

[Pieface]

Just ring the police. Since February and he hasn't sent them?

[Rotrex_Rallye]

Surely if you know where he lives go and confront him??

[Eskimo]

Been SENT today via ROYAL MAIL!

[CHIP]

Been SENT today via ROYAL MAIL!

Knew you'd do it eventually! :afro:

Did send it to the right address, yea? :zainy:

[Paul]

We should celebrate!

[crabzy]

drinks on Aly ;)

[J222JRA]

Good man, im sure he will be very greatful.

[Paul]

...we'll never know ;)

[Tufty]

Key cuts? lolz

[sr666]

Good man, im sure he will be very ungrateful.

Fixed :P

[Aly]

Been SENT today via ROYAL MAIL!

Thanks Liam. I did offer to pay postage originally so if you pm me your Paypal I will pay it.

[beckha]

OMG Aly is back!!

x

[Aly]

OMG Aly is back!!

x

Why are you never on msn :( make me crwy :(

[Aly]

this has to be the most cuntish thing he could do to you tbh aly!!

why haven't you bothered taking the trip up there though?

still I think he's a fucking complete cunt for this!

dont usually comment on things like this to be honest but this would really piss me off! sold car in feb, now november, sort it out mate!

Just ring the police. Since February and he hasn't sent them?

Only just noticed these nice messages thanks guys :hug:

[Aly]

Been SENT today via ROYAL MAIL!

I hope you were being honest there since it's the 19th today and still no sign of them.

[Eskimo]

I hope you were being honest there since it's the 19th today and still no sign of them.

Hi,

They came back to me today? Some unknown reason? Ill post them again today if get chance, but Recorded this time..

Sorry about time wait.

[Aly]

Hi,

They came back to me today? Some unknown reason? Ill post them again today if get chance, but Recorded this time..

Sorry about time wait.

It's probably because they were too big for the envelope and postage costs.
As I originally said all them months ago I am willing to pay the postage!

Aly

[saxovtsmad]

anyone in there right mind would just hand the car keys over not here is a bunch of keys to go with the car

[Chr15]

How big are your keys?

[Aly]

anyone in there right mind would just hand the car keys over not here is a bunch of keys to go with the car

I never had my house keys attached to the car keys.
They were in the glove box.

Incase that's what you were implying.

But your comment stands up no one in their right mind would do this, I did not do this too.

[saxovtsmad]

I never had my house keys attached to the car keys.
They were in the glove box.

Incase that's what you were implying.

But your comment stands up no one in their right mind would do this, I did not do this too.

didnt realise they were in the glove box aly didnt mean any offence by what i said

[Aly]

Right still not heard anything Eskimo.
You've texted me etc saying they are in post next day delivery etc.

Unless you get me a confirmation of postage If I've not heard anything by Monday I'm contacting the Police.

Anyone can say what they want on here.

I have had ENOUGH!

[nath_vts]

Right still not heard anything Eskimo.
You've texted me etc saying they are in post next day delivery etc.

Unless you get me a confirmation of postage If I've not heard anything by Monday I'm contacting the Police.

Anyone can say what they want on here.

I have had ENOUGH!

Im fed up of hearing about this. Liam stop being a prat and send the man his fucking keys!

[Furio-92]

How hard is it to post some keys? It's a 10minute job, put keys in envelope, write address, go to post office, send. WOW! And you have an itrader score of 8? My arse!

[MikeYost]

Id want my house keys sent recorded in a insured parcel special delivery .. Not the brightest to send a set of house keys with the address the keys work for through the royal mail sorting office in an envelope!

[Aly]

Eskimo I've probably said it about 6 times now probably 3 times in this thread?
Hang on I will make it big just incase you can't read it very well.

I am willing to pay postage costs if you give me your paypal

[DanielT92]

Is this STILL going on?

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Eskimo I've probably said it about 6 times now probably 3 times in this thread?
Hang on I will make it big just incase you can't read it very well.

I am willing to pay postage costs if you give me your paypal

I would wait untill the keys arrive before you pay the postage mate. Dont want another thread saying 'paid for postage of my own keys & they still havent arrived' that takes 8-9months to get solved :wall:

Eskimo you have a decent I-trader and no doubt you are a decent lad but FFS will you PLEASE post Aly his keys back. A trip to the post office will take a few mins, you must have been past 1 at some point in the last 9months or so. Just post them back, keep your reputation decent mate.

[johnlambert]

wow!! how is this still going on!!

how far apart do you guys live?

[J222JRA]

Eskimo......what is the problem here??? What is actually going on??

Im beginning to get some what annoyed now.

[Goldsax]

yeh come on bro, i thought i took the piss posting a few items 5 or 6 days after they ave been paid for, but 9months?? sort your $hit out fella...

[Aly]

how far apart do you guys live?

Far enough.

[Jamie]

I don't understand what the guys fucking problem is, post the keys. Surely it would have been easier than all this hassle...

Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot. Jesus.

[Juggyluggs]

What i can't understand here is why Aly hasn't gone to the police
Yes eskimo hasn't sent you your keys but aren't you the more of a fool for pissing about to keep asking him just go to the police and say this lad has my keys and refusing to give me them back and he could access my house and steal something they may then decide to take a trip to him to retrieve your keys.
Eskimo is a prat for not sending them but Aly you are too for messing about asking him

[Hopcraft]

Ok. Royal Mail's services really aren't difficult to work out. RECORDED delivery STANDARD for sending someones keys back, as if he sent them normal delivery first time. Recorded you can track the mail, so whats the ref number lad ?

Also 7 months, what the fuck ?

Why do people seem so sound then do shit like this, let me get this straight..SEVEN MONTHS !!!

[Aly]

What i can't understand here is why Aly hasn't gone to the police
Yes eskimo hasn't sent you your keys but aren't you the more of a fool for pissing about to keep asking him just go to the police and say this lad has my keys and refusing to give me them back and he could access my house and steal something they may then decide to take a trip to him to retrieve your keys.
Eskimo is a prat for not sending them but Aly you are too for messing about asking him

I'm not even going to respond to anything you have said here,
clearly on the windup path.
Cheers.

[char69lie]

id go to the police personally mate.. suppose it could be classed as theft? hes taken them.. refusing to give them back, they would probably get someone local to go knock on his door and ask what he think he's playing at!

[jonesyFX]

Just my penny's worth... Aly is a sound lad, and tbh Eskimo your taking the piss outta the lad, there's no need for it. If i was you and i had someone's keys, i'd send them straight away, in a nutshell your making yourself look a cunt, so just send them. Unless you have lost them eh?

Ta.

[Paul]

If it was me i would of been around to his house myself and got the keys in person. Maybe even give the wanker a little headbutt for the hassle.


Does anyone on here live near Eskimo?

[Aly]

If it was me i would of been around to his house myself and got the keys in person. Maybe even give the wanker a little headbutt for the hassle.


Does anyone on here live near Eskimo?

Mandyslover, nicole, db_sax I think.

[craig180]

Pay my petrol and I'll go get them for you, with compensation.

Taking the piss that this hasn't been sorted yet

[Eskimo]

Reposted as Recorded.

............

[Aly]

Thanks Liam,
Lets hope they come this time.

I'm totally not prepared for if/when they come through my letter box, I'll probably end up topping myself.

Oh cheers for showing everyone my address as well.

[J222JRA]

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I do hope this is all sorted now.

[Eskimo]

Thanks Liam,
Lets hope they come this time.

I'm totally not prepared for if/when they come through my letter box, I'll probably end up topping myself.

Oh cheers for showing everyone my address as well.

Well didn't blank it because you wouldn't believe me..

And wanted to show you and everyone proof..

So was kinda 50/50..

Sure no1 going to kill you, or steal from you.

[Aly]

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I do hope this is all sorted now.

Thanks James,
you can close this now.

[Eskimo]

Image removed to protect user ID.

I do hope this is all sorted now.

Ok thanks,

Kinda solves my reply to Aly..

Close this now?

[holdawayt]

Hope this gets sorted!

[jonesyFX]

steal from you.

Someone with keys could have tho ey?

anyways let's hope this is resolved.

peace.

[J222JRA]

I will close this and re-open your thread Eskimo once i have a confirmation PM from Aly that he has the keys.

Thanks.

[Eskimo]

I will close this and re-open your thread Eskimo once i have a confirmation PM from Aly that he has the keys.

Thanks.

Ok that sounds fair enough.

[Mieran]

Do you want me to donate the postage money so you can send these keys?!

This is becoming a joke now.

[Aly]

Ok that sounds fair enough.

What if I take 7 months to confirm I've got the keys? ;)

[Eskimo]

Do you want me to donate the postage money so you can send these keys?!

This is becoming a joke now.

Been sent ..

What if I take 7 months to confirm I've got the keys? ;)

:) Then im screwed :afro:

[LEE_VTR1]

aly if they dont show up this time I have his post code saved in my satnav I'll go fetch them for you as he's just being a pure cunt!!

[DanViner]

aly if they dont show up this time I have his post code saved in my satnav I'll go fetch them for you as he's just being a pure cunt!!

Thats the attitude i would have expected from ALY after 1 month not 7
blimey i once had to wait for the locking wheel nuts to arrive after i bought a car and got pissed off after 6 days and just broke them.

I think Eskimo had a lucky escape as he just asked politely alot of times

[Aly]

Thats the attitude i would have expected from ALY after 1 month not 7
blimey i once had to wait for the locking wheel nuts to arrive after i bought a car and got pissed off after 6 days and just broke them.

I think Eskimo had a lucky escape as he just asked politely alot of times

Cheers Dan,
I'm not the cunt that people make me out to seem like on this site,

I have been patient,
Look I will say this for Eskimo's sake,

He is a good lad, if I saw him at FCS tomorrow I would still go and say hi and forget about it but that's just how I am.

I think early on he had been thinking "I'll post them next week" and so on.
And it's got out of hand.

[DanViner]

Cheers Dan,
I'm not the cunt that people make me out to seem like on this site,

I have been patient,
Look I will say this for Eskimo's sake,

He is a good lad, if I saw him at FCS tomorrow I would still go and say hi and forget about it but that's just how I am.

I think early on he had been thinking "I'll post them next week" and so on.
And it's got out of hand.


I have nether met u in person (maybe one day) but just from sax-p and comments on the site I just expected u to be a bit more arsey with eskimo but obviously you have proven that u are alot more mature than most of us and boy u have some patience lol

Hopefully this will be sorted very soon

[Eskimo]

Thanks Aly, your not the person people think you are on this site..

Same if I saw you I'd say hello.

Ive already said to James I was a bit of a Cunt about the situation..

Hope we can sort it out..

Hopefully they come tomorrow? Doesn't help with snow lol!

[Viper]

Technically though, if they were in the car when he bought it, then he bought the keys too?:S

Aly shouldn't have kept them in the car, it's not Eskimo's fault ;)

[Ryan]

Technically though, if they were in the car when he bought it, then he bought the keys too?:S

Aly shouldn't have kept them in the car, it's not Eskimo's fault ;)

How many times do I have to warn you about trying to bait aly for no reason other than to try and make yourself look clever? ;)

[-Jason-]

Viper is just a cunt end of

[Paul]

Viper is a cock.
But he makes me smirk whilst roaming the forums.

[VTR-GAZzA]

i hope bodily fluids were involved when the keys were packaged lol
have you got them?

[shell-vt]

viper is a cock.
but he makes me smirk whilst roaming the forums.

wishing his cock was bigger than his mouth,,,

[5853moore]

mate i would have been round there like a shot, sod the distance etc he has your keys.!

[leeroybrown]

Has he got the keys?

If not I will have them :-)

This is just bloody stupid now!

[Aly]

Lee I've not had post since last Thursday when I got my car documents.

[holdawayt]

oh dear

[Ellisg93]

Batter him. Give us his address so we can go fetch them :) I'll take a minibus full of lads with fuckin' shotguns round for you bro! You can have his house contents as compensation ;)

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Batter him. Give us his address so we can go fetch them :) I'll take a minibus full of lads with fuckin' shotguns round for you bro! You can have his house contents as compensation ;)

Fucking lol :panic:

Think its sorted now.
Eskimo posted the keys and put a proof of postage picture n the forum, Aly is happy, mods are happy. Happy days :y:

Although Aly hasnt had any post delivered for a few days because of weather which I think is quite funny. Sorry Aly :hug:

[crabzy]

batter him. Give us his address so we can go fetch them :) i'll take a minibus full of lads with fuckin' shotguns round for you bro! You can have his house contents as compensation ;)

FLOL :p

[Viper]

Lol, they're going to get lost because of the snow :D

[saxovtsmad]

id have beaten the fuck out of him by now and a beating every day they didnt arrive

[iw_laurence]

tbh id change the locks anyway, getting the original set back doesnt mean there arn't copies...

[Aly]

Does everyone want a funny pic of me holding the keys when I get them?
So then we can finally end this story haha.

[Petee]

Wouldn't mind it :err:

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Does everyone want a funny pic of me holding the keys when I get them?
So then we can finally end this story haha.

No :S
Coz they are never coming :p I joke, DO IT

[johnlambert]

No :S
Coz they are never coming :p I joke, DO IT

this!!!

http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x432/john106gti/chuck.gif

[Robbie-Flat-Arch]

yes please
aly is wanking material (JOKING NO OFFENCE, but never seen you and the fact your male obviously that would just be wrong)

[evans1089]

If you were that desperate for them you'd have gone and fetched them from their house..?
House keys are very important and should not be messed around with.

Should have fetched them, but hope you do get them back.. :y:

[Aly]

Hallelujah!
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o136/aly05189/5587f4b8.jpg?t=1291660599

[ed-bradley]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Jack]

Finally!!!

[Morgzc]

We were promised a funny picture motherfucker! There's nothing funny about a hand!
Glad you got your keys back :D

[Matt-T]

Hallelujah!
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o136/aly05189/5587f4b8.jpg?t=1291660599

Further up this thread u said a picture of you holding your keys.. thats just a picture of the keys :homme:
> Does everyone want a funny pic of me holding the keys when I get them?
So then we can finally end this story haha.

[Aly]

Further up this thread u said a picture of you holding your keys.. thats just a picture of the keys :homme:
>

I was going to but I not got my makeup on pal.

[Matt-T]

Lmao excuses excuses haha.
Was only jokin anyway

[crabzy]

glad you got your keys back Aly mate :y:.

[Shadowdemon]

Aint you worried he could have copied your keys ?
Its not like he's not had enough time to do it.

[DanViner]

The amount of time he had them for he could have built a house so he could use the keys himself
Glad it is all resolved now
Praise to Eskimo for sending them though bet your glad now aly

[DanViner]

The amount of time he had them for he could have built a house so he could use the keys himself

[Mochachino]

Those keys look shit, scratched and faded. I would of let him keep them.

[Aly]

Those keys look shit, scratched and faded. I would of let him keep them.

Your face looks shit scratched and faded but I got to look at it everytime I go on Facebook.

[J222JRA]

Awesome, glad this is sorted.

Aly, your chubb key is looking worn it wont be long before that gives you problems.

Eskimo, dont be naughty again.

Thanks

[Ryan]

/Fin.
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