New boy

[EPICsaxo]

Hello guys and gays

New saxo owner here, have a car that im hoping 2 mod, maybe you guys could help me along the way

[adamm]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=16

welcome to the site

[matt_vtr_15a]

lets all ignore this dude.....

[Mochachino]

Hello New Boy. Welcome t' forum. We are all from Yorkshire 'ere. ahhh yu?

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Welcome to sax-p mate.

Lol at Danny :A:

[daz_zz_er]

hey hey :) x

[J222JRA]

Welcome to the site, have a look in the newbies section.....the stickies there will answer all your FAQ about the forum.

Enjoy

[Moke]

Welcome mate :y:

Welcome to the site, have a look in the newbies section.....the stickies there will answer all your FAQ about the forum.

Enjoy

Don't listen to this guy. He thinks he is a Moderator, but no-one actually likes him :S

[tom130691]

lets all ignore this dude.....

you realy need to use this colour tbh

[VTHall]

you realy need to use this colour tbh

as above.

[tom130691]

as above.

yours is the same as his :homme:

COLOR="#f5f5ff" is the code you need

[EPICsaxo]

so the site contains some funny men i see

[johnlambert]

welcome to saxp.

[tom130691]

so the site contains some funny men i see

:hug: lets do babies

[K17NEY]

Cant believe you have the word "epic" in your name.

[Jamees]

is your saxo EPIC

[Mochachino]

so the site contains some funny men i see

ye we are bit wierd with us all being from t' yorkshire dales. I like sheep i do.

[EPICsaxo]

Cant believe you have the word "epic" in your name.

well it is, dick

[Mochachino]

well it is, dick

Do you like daggs?

[Jamees]

well it is, dick

:panic: 4 posts and calling some1 a dick already :panic:

[Moke]

ye we are bit wierd with us all being from t' yorkshire dales. I like sheep i do.

Aye, has thee got t'kettle on for t'old man?

[EPICsaxo]

Do you like daggs?


is this a your mamma joke?

[Mochachino]

Aye, has thee got t'kettle on for t'old man?


OOO ARRR Moike! I put t' yorkshiret' t'bag in t' t'pot, that alright?

[Mochachino]

is this a your mamma joke?

No, just wondered if you like daggs.

[EPICsaxo]

i like sending whippets up chimneys and down pit

[Mochachino]

i like sending whippets up chimneys and down pit

Hi5, I can tell you will fit in wlel here and one day you will the UN secetary.

[Moke]

OOO ARRR Moike! I put t' yorkshiret' t'bag in t' t'pot, that alright?

No? Cunt.

[Jamees]

i like sending whippets up chimneys and down pit

freek :y:

[Moke]

freek :y:

*Freak.

In fracshunnnnn plzzz :A:

[Mochachino]

No? Cunt.

Reported

[Moke]

Repped.

Thanks mate :)

Btw, that bird in ur avatar is fit az fukk!!!!!!!!!111eleven.

[EPICsaxo]

i find some of you interesting

[Giraffe]

This thread is going to be EPIC

[dave_1]

Cant believe you have the word "epic" in your name.

well it is, dick

hahahahahahaha love it your trying to own people after 6 posts you'll go along way

[SAM-S44MDS-]

well it is, dick

Good start to your time on saxp :S

[Mochachino]

Thanks mate :)

Btw, that bird in ur avatar is fit az fukk!!!!!!!!!111eleven.

thanks mte, I take her ererywhere.

i find some of you interesting

Good, we yorkshire poeple need to take the biscuits out our hair when we go down to collect the milk out the cows.

[Moke]

Good start to your time on saxp :S

Says you, newbie ;) :zainy:

thanks mte, I take her ererywhere.


Ah, come see me with her sometime. I'll pay to watch you have sex?

[Si-Gore]

Someone's going to be well liked on here :homme:

Welcome to the forum anyway.

[EPICsaxo]

hahahahahahaha love it your trying to own people after 6 posts you'll go along way

well looking at his posts he does seem like WARRIOR of the E variety, im sure he will lap up the banter

[K17NEY]

well it is, dick

Ill give you "dick" you talk to me like that again!! Right in your arse!

[Moke]

well looking at his posts he does seem like WARRIOR of the E variety, im sure he will lap up the banter

He was talking to you, not SaxoKitney :S

[Jamees]

He was talking to you, not SaxoKitney :S

PWND:boxing:

[Mochachino]

Ah, come see me with her sometime. I'll pay to watch you have sex?

Thanks, you sure can, In the back of my Van.

[EPICsaxo]

am i going to get chased with pitch forks now?

[Moke]

Thanks, you sure can, In the back of my Van.

You own that van too?! I thought it was just a feature for her spot in the magazine!

Can we all get married?

[TomT]

Can I ask what makes your saxo so epic?

[beckha]

LOL!

x

[EPICsaxo]

Can I ask what makes your saxo so epic?

the way i drive it

well thats a lie, nothing really

[K17NEY]

am i going to get chased with pitch forks now?

Ill chase you with my cock if you want?

[Paul]

Pictures of Epic Saxo needed.

[Jamees]

Can I ask what makes your saxo so epic?
epic fail saxo ?

[TomT]

the way i drive it

well thats a lie, nothing really

Oh ok.. Nice username..

[Paul]

Infact scribble that, i'm not getting involved in this thread, too many people been banned recently!

[Si-Gore]

In before the lock :cool:

[K17NEY]

LOL!

x

Lots of love?

[EPICsaxo]

i wish i fitted in the saxo owners community, this is making me sad :(

[Mochachino]

am i going to get chased with pitch forks now?

My NickName is Jim 'PitchFork' Davidson.

You own that van too?! I thought it was just a feature for her spot in the magazine!

Can we all get married?

No its my van too. I know. Its amazing aint it.

yeh, where when? I think we should stay in Yorkshire?

[Jamees]

i wish i fitted in the saxo owners community, this is making me sad :(

set your epic saxo on fire i will like you:y:

[Mochachino]

i wish i fitted in the saxo owners community, this is making me sad :(

asl ?

[Moke]

No its my van too. I know. Its amazing aint it.

yeh, where when? I think we should stay in Yorkshire?

OMGz u pervv. staii awaii from mehhh.

:boxing:

[K17NEY]

i wish i fitted in the saxo owners community, this is making me sad :(

You nearly passed the test, but then failed.

[Mochachino]

OMGz u pervv. staii awaii from mehhh.

:boxing:

Wierdo.

[beckha]

Lots of love?

To you my darling of course.... :homme::hug:

x

[EPICsaxo]

asl ?

18 m Leeds:cool::zainy:

[EPICsaxo]

You nearly passed the test, but then failed.

can i have a second chance bigboy?

[Mochachino]

:O YORKSHIRE BOY! You need to have your name changed to yorkshire boy :y:

Im 21 F Yorkshire Moores

[sr666]

oh dear :S

[EPICsaxo]

saxokitten ive written a song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Xtvj_JVSM

[dave_1]

i wish i fitted in the saxo owners community, this is making me sad :(

you will do, just that fact you kind of posted in the wrong section but over time you'll learn. And wouldnt really go round calling members dicks if they up set you just ignore them you'll get your own back one day. hope this makes it before it gets locked................

[Mochachino]

If you offrend any of us, we nick your car and take it to the yorkshire moores then let the tyres down and adjust the seating position and mirror angles.

[K17NEY]

To you my darling of course.... :homme::hug:

x

Yessss! *air punch*..Wanna practice making babies?

[Paul]

Making a thread in General Chat for your first post is like not knowing how to swim and jumping in at the deepend of a swimming pool filled full of sharks.

[EPICsaxo]

If you offrend any of us, we nick your car and take it to the yorkshire moores then let the tyres down and adjust the seating position and mirror angles.

rascalz

[K17NEY]

saxokitten ive written a song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Xtvj_JVSM

I like you.

[Mochachino]

rascalz

Would you like to be in our gang? To be in it you have to nick me a full set of 4 chrome dustcaps.

[EPICsaxo]

I like you.

semi by the sea?

[EPICsaxo]

Would you like to be in our gang?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWa7V17n2no

[Mochachino]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWa7V17n2no

I can confirm you're welcome on this forum now. Enjoy your stay.

Roger Dee

Jim 'PitchFork' Davidson

[EPICsaxo]

i can confirm you're welcome on this forum now. Enjoy your stay.

Roger dee

jim 'pitchfork' davidson

pwned?

[Mochachino]

pwned?

No - Pitchfork* mate.

[Si-Gore]

This guy makes me LOL
Reminds me of sexooo haha

[EPICsaxo]

ok ok im learning here

[Moke]

No - Pitchfork* mate.

Haha! :clapping:

EPIC!

[K17NEY]

Peter?

[EPICsaxo]

Peter?

From here on out
I'll be your commander
No fear no doubt
I'll provide the answer
Right now I command you to dance
I'll be your commander
Right now I command you to dance
I'll be your commander
Right now I command you to...

[VTHall]

IBTL xx

[Moke]

Peter?

Now that would be EPIC!

<3

[Mochachino]

From here on out
I'll be your commander
No fear no doubt
I'll provide the answer
Right now I command you to dance
I'll be your commander
Right now I command you to dance
I'll be your commander
Right now I command you to...

MarkDavid used to reply with lyrics lol but he was less literate than this guy. Unless he has learnt?

[mr-sean]

hi how do you start new thread

[sr666]

hi how do you start new thread

dear oh dear :S

[K17NEY]

hi how do you start new thread

See the little red triangle under your list of cars.... You need to click on that, and type "make new thread"..:y:

[Si-Gore]

I see what's going on :detective:

[Mochachino]

hi how do you start new thread

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/images/buttons/newthread.gif (http://www.saxperience.com/forum/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=27)

Click on that.

[Petee]

I see what's going on :detective:

I don't fill me in :afro:

[MiniGibbo]

Can you bench press ten billion kg's?

Are you dreaming of spraying your saxo and intend to start six threads about it?

Are you Scottish?

[dave_1]

I don't fill me in :afro:

+1 share the knowledge

[Mochachino]

Can you bench press ten billion kg's?

Are you dreaming of spraying your saxo and intend to start six threads about it?

Are you Scottish?

If so then call claimsdirect

[johnlambert]

hi how do you start new threadhahaha fail!

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss226/john_lambert2009/gtfo.gif

[taitypot106]

love how people give the new guy grief for his name



no really i love it

[Petee]

No Win No Fee Solicitors - Claims Direct

[Mochachino]

love how people give the new guy grief for his name



no really i love it

swift edit with your colour choice

[K17NEY]

love how people give the new guy grief for his name



no really i love it

Your name is cracking btw...Taitypot...Sounds like the name of a nursery!

[taitypot106]

swift edit with your colour choice

haha, i clicked the wrong one,

and taitypot is just my email address from years ago, and i have no imagination :wall:

[Mochachino]

Your name is cracking btw...Taitypot...Sounds like the name of a nursery!

this welshman made me laugh then.


Weeeeeey L's

[beckha]

If so then call claimsdirect

LMFAO!!! I'm sat here in tears. Too funny!

:y:

x

[Petee]

swift edit with your colour choice

I like cheese.

Ditto :boxing:

[Mochachino]

LMFAO!!! I'm sat here in tears. Too funny!

:y:

x

:drink: lool


Ditto :boxing:

Red leicester?


I think we need a hall of fame section for threads liek this to be locked and saved for us to read!

[Si-Gore]

:drink: lool




Red leicester?


I think we need a hall of fame section for threads liek this to be locked and saved for us to read!


I think it would be better for the mods to, instead of locking threads like this, just move them to group chat so we can carry on talking.

I laugh my head of at threads like this

[Petee]

[




Red leicester?


I think we need a hall of fame section for threads liek this to be locked and saved for us to read!

Tis wud be brillianti idearo dannyo

[CHIP]

Hiiiii Guy's :A:

EDIT: Sound's gay as fuck that does.

[Mochachino]

Hiiiii Guy's :A:

EDIT: i'm gay as fuck

McCain <3

[Petee]

Hiiiii Guy's :A:

EDIT: Sound's gay as fuck that does.

Its very hard to write down a italian accent. :boxing:

[taitypot106]

Its very hard to write down a italian accent. :boxing:

babbidy boobidy babbidy

[CHIP]

McCain <3

:afro: Damn right mofo!

I agree with Mike, the bird in your avatar is a sexy biatch. Heard she's a right doll too.

[CHIP]

babbidy boobidy babbidy

F*CKING LOL!

LINKY!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY)

[Mochachino]

:afro: Damn right mofo!

I agree with Mike, the bird in your avatar is a sexy biatch. Heard she's a right doll too.

Definatly! I throw her about all the time, broke her arm the other day though :n: bought a new one for her though :y: but got the wrong size :n:

[Petee]

I agree with Mike, the bird in your avatar is a sexy biatch. Heard she's a right doll too.

I heard shes pretty flexible too?

[Petee]

Definatly! I throw her about all the time, broke her arm the other day though :n: bought a new one for her though :y: but got the wrong size :n:

Nevermind.

[blackie_2k5]

whats happened to the new guy? he seems to be lost in the cufuffle (< i dont care how you spell this word- if its a word)

[CHIP]

Definatly! I throw her about all the time, broke her arm the other day though :n: bought a new one for her though :y: but got the wrong size :n:

Not into lasses with one arm shorter than the other?

[CHIP]

whats happened to the new guy? he seems to be lost in the cufuffle (< i dont care how you spell this word- if its a word)

Cufuffle is DEFINITELY a word :y: i think...

[blackie_2k5]

Not into lasses with one arm shorter than the other?

they give a nice wank :y:

[Petee]

they give a nice wank :y:

How is this? Explain! :fcuk:

[blackie_2k5]

Cufuffle is DEFINITELY a word :y: i think...

agreed

i hope, are we're both gonna look like dumbass'

[EPICsaxo]

good news........

[CHIP]

they give a nice wank :y:

LOL... experience?

Remind's me of that arm swinging thing you can do whilst keeping the other arm in one place and then your arm magically get's shorter!!!

[CHIP]

good news Pat, you've got VD!........

:y: *hopes everyone has seen that Postman Pat clip*

[taitypot106]

How is this? Explain! :fcuk:


i guess they could go faster as theres less weight to be thrown around

[MiniGibbo]

Makes me want to grow a tash.. But I know I'd look like Joey Barton If I tried ie a sex offender..

[blackie_2k5]

How is this? Explain! :fcuk:

one of those untold mysteries mate, just enjoy it and try not to laugh as she sits diagonally when going double handed :fcuk:

[CHIP]

Makes me want to grow a tash.. But I know I'd look like Joey Barton If I tried ie a sex offender..

Sounds like it could make your day interesting, do it!

[Mochachino]

good news........


WHATTTTTTTtTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 123456789101112

[Petee]

:y: *hopes everyone has seen that Postman Pat clip*

I never realised how much postman pat, looked like a pedo. With a sinister cat.

[MiniGibbo]

Sounds like it could make your day interesting, do it!

Would defently be a Convo starter standing at the bar with my little Combe and start brushing it..

[CHIP]

Would defently be a Convo starter standing at the bar with my little Combe and start brushing it..

Is this you?
http://mienmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/movember-moustache.jpg

[Petee]

Would defently be a Convo starter standing at the bar with my little Combe and start brushing it..

Not sure anyone would talk to you when you start combing your tash. :homme:

[MiniGibbo]

Ah Chip I see you found a picture of me in informal weekend wears, I normally wear my monacal and top hat in the week..

[blackie_2k5]

Would defently be a Convo starter standing at the bar with my little Combe and start brushing it..

stand at the bar and combe your pubes, thats bound to get ppl talking, maybe not to you but only trials will know,


report back with your findings :y:

[Paul]

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me

[Paul]

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

[CHIP]

Lol, Paul. Bored are we? :P

[EPICsaxo]

night all

lookingforward to tomorrow :P:star:

[Paul]

I used a little bit of jungle book to put an end to this spam. Result.

I'm like a moderator, but without the badge.

Paul
Epic Moderator

[KieranYeh]

Epic. .

[dave_1]

Ignore everyone on here buddy, they are all obsessed with themselves
They like typing things
welcome to the forum, btw.. im not going to lie.. its always like this

he's gone to bed think he. now knows what to expect

[Mochachino]

he's gone to bed think he know nows what to expect

he was joinin in lol he loves it

[dave_1]

he was joinin in lol he loves it

another one welcomed in that sax-p special way

[D--R--E--W]

That HAS to be Sexoo. it just has to be, thought it from the first page tbh

[MartinDines]

.. *wishes I had a welcome like this :(*

[Ciarannn]

a few infractions will be handed out for all this spam

[TomT]

a few infractions will be handed out for all this spam

Should have a compotition.. see who can get the most.

[sr666]

That HAS to be Sexoo. it just has to be, thought it from the first page tbh

must be, started in the wrong section too :P

[CHIP]

.. *wishes I had a welcome like this :(*

Die newbie, die.

Better?

a few infractions will be handed out for all this spam

Doubt it.

[craig180]

night all

lookingforward to tomorrow :P:star:

To see you being banned?

Goodbye KINGVTS

Again.....