Teapot Owners Discussion Thread. No Coffee Mugs Allowed.

[Moke]

I've heard there is going to be a new series on ITV1, Mondays 8:30pm (repeating on ITV2 afterwards - 9:30pm) about a certain household item (or two).

TOP TEAPOT!


It's kind of like Top Gear, but better I'd say!

Some say if you stick your pinky finger up whilst taking a sip, you are classed as disabled. Others say that drinking more than 4 cups of tea per day makes you impatent. Alls we know is that it's called a TEAPOT!

I'd choose this:

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/englishteastore_2133_1160918

Spec: Butterfly Teapot - Blithe - Square - 36oz - £24.49

This amazingly squared off teapot can get from the warehouse to your front door in under 3 days. YES 3 DAYS!

I heard they made a slimline carbon version, but I stand to be corrected.

Which one would you go for? Discuss...

[Chr15]

http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/1131350400/_i/9134222/1.jpg

[MiniGibbo]

Mick have you gone mad?

[Moke]

http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/1131350400/_i/9134222/1.jpg

Wow, that is amazing! Has that got a 1.8v plug on it? Bet it boils RAPID!

I love the clink when it starts up. Probs the best noise in the world.

Mick have you gone mad?

No.

*Clink clink*

[VTR-GAZzA]

well the carbon fibre version isn't as good to look at but it's light weight and better for fast cups of tea
but the one there is nice subtle mods no lexarse handles here lol :)

[Chr15]

It has a nice purr if Im honest

[MAXSTARR]

id say its purrrrrfect

[Mochachino]

http://www.cedarcreekgallery.com/gallery/d/1110-2/T155-2+Bede+Clarke-+Sandblasted+Teapot.jpg

[Mochachino]

Wow, that is amazing! Has that got a 1.8v plug on it? Bet it boils RAPID!

I love the clink when it starts up. Probs the best noise in the world.



No.

*Clink clink*

Mine has a 12v ciggerette lighter adapter built in and hands free kit :y:

[Moke]

well the carbon fibre version isn't as good to look at but it's light weight and better for fast cups of tea
but the one there is nice subtle mods no lexarse handles here lol :)

I heard they sell steamed jewels for them too, but only on 2001 onwards models.

It has a nice purr if Im honest

id say its purrrrrfect

Ah, see I like it when others know what I'm on about.

Mine has a 12v ciggerette lighter adapter built in and hands free kit :y:

Is the hands free kit an add on?

[kristel10589]

http://www.herbalinfusions.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/toilet-teapot1.jpg

[23carragold]

http://www.housetohome.co.uk/imageBank/cache/t/teapot4.jpg_e_c05121baa6f7e87f42266c0662e4a480.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/04/11/zygo_teapot.jpg

http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/deer-teapot.jpg

[Moke]

http://www.herbalinfusions.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/toilet-teapot1.jpg

http://www.housetohome.co.uk/imageBank/cache/t/teapot4.jpg_e_c05121baa6f7e87f42266c0662e4a480.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/04/11/zygo_teapot.jpg

http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/deer-teapot.jpg

I just jizzed.

[Mochachino]

Is the hands free kit an add on?

fkin hell mike, why get so serious im only joking :S

[VTR-GAZzA]

yh apparently you can get an angel cap for them but it has to be the mk2
where they slightly changed the top and and a bit thicker shell so it keeps it warmer
also you can buy t-pot bras :D

[Moke]

fkin hell mike, why get so serious im only joking :S

But come on, you told me we could go to French Teapot Show next year :(

[MiniGibbo]

This is more confusing than the sex doll forum :S

[Mochachino]

But come on, you told me we could go to French Teapot Show next year :(

Ive got us tickets to tea cosy owners club in xmas, you coming? Its at detonate.

[Moke]

Ive got us tickets to tea cosy owners club in xmas, you coming? Its at detonate.

Oh, yeahhh, I'll come...

I hope to see this in person:

http://www.laughinghens.com/images/Large/R_KITS000620.jpg

I am such a fan of these tbh! Might ask to test pour it.

[JamesR]

I'm scared of Sax-P after this thread tbh...

[K17NEY]

Its not the teapot, Its what you do with it.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXDZmgVew5A/SrLMwi1bErI/AAAAAAAAFw8/mscMJafqSmo/s400/teapot+blowing.JPG

[23carragold]

http://www.herbalinfusions.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/cactus_teapot.jpg

http://www.wingedcamel.com/images/strange_brew_crop.jpg

http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ck_hitler_lg-charles-krafft-teapot.jpg

[Moke]

Its not the teapot, Its what you do with it.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dXDZmgVew5A/SrLMwi1bErI/AAAAAAAAFw8/mscMJafqSmo/s400/teapot+blowing.JPG

LMFAO!

:clapping:

[VTR-GAZzA]

my mates when he was pouring too fast and the grip just when :(
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/brokenteapot.jpg

[Moke]

my mates when he was pouring too fast and the grip just when :(
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/brokenteapot.jpg

Was he pouring correctly to the counter top conditions?

You have to be careful and watch out for over spill.

[K17NEY]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/kitney/Teapot-Guy.jpg

[Mochachino]

my mates when he was pouring too fast and the grip just when :(
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/brokenteapot.jpg

that happened to me once, but luckily i had a backup teapot to hand, so cornered the area off with barriers and called the police.I fried my tomato

[VTR-GAZzA]

im not sure he was a new pourer so think it was just inexperience
quite sad tbh was a nice first teapot :(

[Mochachino]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/kitney/Teapot-Guy.jpg

L M F A O HAHAHAHAHAA thats the winner

[kristel10589]

my mates when he was pouring too fast and the grip just when :(
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/brokenteapot.jpg

a bit of tea-cut n i'm sure it'll polish out :y:

[Aly]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/kitney/Teapot-Guy.jpg

WTF mate? :fcuk:

[Moke]

Even the tracker is shaped like a teapot!

http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/china-smallest-teapot-01.jpg

a bit of tea-cut n i'm sure it'll polish out :y:

Haha! :clapping:

[K17NEY]

This is officially my new favourite game!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c289/kitney/teapot.jpg

[Meto]

Whats wrong with pouring straight out of the kettle into your mug? Making things more difficult at such an early hour FTL.

[VTR-GAZzA]

this teapot has a T-TECH when it kicks it usually 5 and a half thousand sips worth or tea really]pours this bad boy http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/forever-teapot-set_j7A6j_58.jpg

[Moke]

Whats wrong with pouring straight out of the kettle into your mug? Making things more difficult at such an early hour FTL.

Kettles are boring and have no character.

I do stand to be corrected though ;)

[stiffler69]

tea out of a pot if so much more superior to tea with a bag dunked in it

[Paul]

I'm scared of Sax-P after this thread tbh...

Who the f*ck are you?

[K17NEY]

Who the f*ck are you?

+1.. I have never seen this mod before.

[Moke]

Who the f*ck are you?

+1.. I have never seen this mod before.

LOL at you two if you really don't know :homme:

[Rudpud]

Wait there guys, my camera's broken on my phone nd i cant use anyone else atm, have to wait till tomoro for me to start my progress thread on my teapot.

[Paul]

LOL at you two if you really don't know :homme:

No idea. Is he a new mod? Does he drive a saxo vtr?

[Moke]

No idea. Is he a new mod? Does he drive a saxo vtr?

Paul, I know you are lying ;)

If you aren't going to show me your teapot, you are not welcome on this thread. Sorry!

[Chr15]

http://tarhearted.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee0f612883401156f19fac4970c-800wi

[Paul]

You can't tell me where i can and cannot post, i'm 21 years old, i'm a grown man, i do what i want ;)

Jesus chris you madman.

[Peter_D]

I have mine on a handy frame which means i don't actually have to lift the teapot, i just tilt it

http://www.myhouseholdappliances.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Teapot-Frame.jpg

Was originally developed for people with brittle bone disease and leprocy sufferers as some of them would have a finger falling off whilst pouring tea which resulted in a broken teapot and skin grafts on their feet

Currently working on upgrading this using the water tank from a toilet cistern, attached to my knob via a tube so when it fills with piss, the ball floats and tilts the teapot and pours me a fresh cuppa to replenish the fluid that i just lost whilst pissing.. Basically a never ending cycle of effortless tea

After that i'll be working on a little project where every time i shite in a wooden box, it knocks a piece of bread into the toaster and switches it on

[Moke]

http://tarhearted.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee0f612883401156f19fac4970c-800wi

FLOL. TEABAG!

You can't tell me where i can and cannot post, i'm 21 years old, i'm a grown man, i do what i want ;)

Jesus chris you madman.

Sorry Paul :(

NOW SHUT UP ;)

[Moke]

I have mine on a handy frame which means i don't actually have to lift the teapot, i just tilt it

http://www.myhouseholdappliances.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Teapot-Frame.jpg

Was originally developed for people with brittle bone disease and leprocy sufferers as some of them would have a finger falling off whilst pouring tea which resulted in a broken teapot and skin grafts on their feet

Currently working on upgrading this using the water tank from a toilet cistern, attached to my knob via a tube so when it fills with piss, the ball floats and tilts the teapot and pours me a fresh cuppa to replenish the fluid that i just lost whilst pissing.. Basically a never ending cycle of effortless tea

After that i'll be working on a little project where every time i shite in a wooden box, it knocks a piece of bread into the toaster and switches it on


LMFAO!

I have missed you Peter!

I've never seen that model before though! Is that a 2010 model?

[Paul]

some bollocks about flipping teapots

YAY PETER YOUR BACK

http://www.neptoonstudios.com/Camp/BLOG/OW_ND.gif

[Dolly]

http://www.teapottery.co.uk/images/Toaster_Teapot_64.jpg

Tea and toast: a perfect combination.

[Chr15]

mike - thats the pre-facelift spec i think. the newer one has a carbon fibre base

dolly - soggy toast!

[Dolly]

dolly - soggy toast!

Naah its fine, its a woman, it does 2 things at once perfectly!

[lt-saxslo]

hi im looking for some advise, i have this poverty spec tpot that i want to mod
http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/blog/photo/teapot.jpg
my question is, what size rim would you suggest?

[Rudpud]

http://www.teapottery.co.uk/images/Toaster_Teapot_64.jpg

Tea and toast: a perfect combination.

Im sorry but the old english ways would be with crumpets.

[Moke]

LMFAO at everyone replying to this thread. I think I love you all :D

Dolly, would you make me some please? :A:

[Paul]

Sorry Paul :(

NOW SHUT UP ;)

I'm going to put your car on bricks. Smash your windows, rob whatever alloys are on there, even if they're steelies, its the thought that counts.
Then whilst your out of your house panicking about your car, running around it in circles screaming like a bitch, i'm going to sneak into your house, rob your gay little bottle and put my dick in it.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs265.snc1/9226_136354617437_641922437_2467930_4042144_n.jpg

x

[Rudpud]

I'm going to put your car on bricks. Smash your windows, rob whatever alloys are on there, even if they're steelies, its the thought that counts. Then whilst your out of your house panicking about your car, running around it in circles screaming like a bitch, i'm going to sneak into your house, rob your gay little bottle and put my dick in it.

x

A little bit of wee may have slipped out.

[Moke]

I'm going to put your car on bricks. Smash your windows, rob whatever alloys are on there, even if they're steelies, its the thought that counts.
Then whilst your out of your house panicking about your car, running around it in circles screaming like a bitch, i'm going to sneak into your house, rob your gay little bottle and put my dick in it.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs265.snc1/9226_136354617437_641922437_2467930_4042144_n.jpg

Paul, if you did this I would have no reason but to hide. I heard you are a very tough cookie.

You'll never find me!!!!

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu5/KinetikVTR/boxheadcuntprickwankerknob.jpg

[smiith]

http://www.someonespecial.com/images/Classics/L6126080.gif

[smiith]

http://blackberrycreek.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cbb0053ef013484704be2970c-320wi

The light keeps the tea hot..

[Moke]

http://blackberrycreek.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cbb0053ef013484704be2970c-320wi

The light keeps the tea hot..

...And lights the room too!

Genius! :D

[Dolly]

Im sorry but the old english ways would be with crumpets.

Well, put some crumpets in it, they fit :p

LMFAO at everyone replying to this thread. I think I love you all :D

Dolly, would you make me some please? :A:

Think... Theres no think about it, FOOL!

Erm sure, once I get one I'll let you know!

[Cal]

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/monster-energy-drink.single-500ml-can-uk--1828-p.jpg

Tea is gay, shove your thread up your arse Mike.

(In a gay way).

[Moke]

Erm sure, once I get one I'll let you know!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What does the thread title say?

[VTR-GAZzA]

well i guess i'll post my teapot
this is when i first bought it :)
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/39166.jpg
and this is how it is now i have a few more ideas up my sleeve but thats all hush for now :)

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/391686.jpg

[Moke]

Tea is gay, shove your thread up your arse Mike.

(In a gay way).

:sweetheart:

<3 <3 <3

Gay enough for you?

[Dolly]

http://www.rockingtherepublic.com/Diana/uploads/disturbing-toddler-teapot.jpg

I actually have nothing to say.

[Moke]

http://www.rockingtherepublic.com/Diana/uploads/disturbing-toddler-teapot.jpg

I actually have nothing to say.

Teapot porn?!

TOO FAR!

Don't you know this is a family forum?

Perma ban.

[Rudpud]

well i guess i'll post my teapot
this is when i first bought it :)
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/39166.jpg
and this is how it is now i have a few more ideas up my sleeve but thats all hush for now :)

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/391686.jpg

Tbh mate, that is one of the sexiest double exit tea pots around. Love the side strips.

[Dolly]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What does the thread title say?

Oh silly me, what I meant to have said was.
'Once I've got one brewing and toasting, I'll let you know.'
Easy mistake!

[Moke]

Oh silly me, what I meant to have said was.
'Once I've got one brewing and toasting, I'll let you know.'
Easy mistake!

Slag whore.

[Dolly]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk131/garryd92/391686.jpg

Looks like it has VTR on the side stripe?

Teapot porn?!

TOO FAR!

Don't you know this is a family forum?

Perma ban.

You can't make families without it!
Well not porn just the sexytime and thats what it is showing so shh.

Slag whore.

Jog on.

[Moke]

Looks like it has VTR on the side stripe?

You can't make families without it!
Well not porn just the sexytime and thats what it is showing so shh.

Jog on.

It does, want a medal? :S

"You can't make families without porn" - Dolly Fuckface, 21/11/2010

Jog on what? A tredmill or your face? :A:

[VTR-GAZzA]

Looks like it has VTR on the side stripe?

yh it mean very tea-ey round :panic:

[Liamm]

very tantilising reginald!
mine:
http://www.kandles.co.uk/teapots/images//teapots/Smartea_Teapot.jpg

been eyeing this beauty up for a week though;
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/953155_38b700cc55_m.jpg

[Dolly]

It does, want a medal? :S

"You can't make families without porn" - Dolly Fuckface, 21/11/2010

Jog on what? A tredmill or your face? :A:

HAHA!
Yeah cos thats exactly how I said it, reTARD!

yh it mean very tea-ey round :panic:

very tantilising reginald!

Haha both good answers haha :y:

[W103_A5H]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/8545/12kimiljongteapot.jpg
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/581/ufoteapot.jpg

[BBM]

http://www.dirtgalleryla.com/images/CKraft/ck_hitler_lg.jpg

[1991Tom]

If im feeling pimp, i crack this baby out whilst i rock the cain down town to round up the hoes...
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/cb/9/AAAAAvYhSXQAAAAAAMuZaw.jpg?v=1202660971000

[Viper]

Anything interesting happening in here? :detective:

[VTR-GAZzA]

Anything interesting happening in here? :detective:

depends on how easily you're interested and amused by silly things :panic::homme:

[johnlambert]

lmao!! its been an entertaining week on saxp

[Moke]

Get them teapots out for this cold weather we are having!!!

[Baz]

We got this one:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/CRAVENDALE-MILK-Promotional-Teapot-Unused-Rare-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqF,!qkE+nScZhpnBQNmhO(pTw~~60_35.JPG

[Mochachino]

Always good to know what teapots people are running. Just remember in this cold weather not to take it outside unless you really have to, its a sad moment when another teapot is lost.

[Moke]

We got this one:

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/CRAVENDALE-MILK-Promotional-Teapot-Unused-Rare-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqF,!qkE+nScZhpnBQNmhO(pTw~~60_35.JPG

That is simply beautiful! :A:

Always good to know what teapots people are running. Just remember in this cold weather not to take it outside unless you really have to, its a sad moment when another teapot is lost.

Also, to add to this, do not forget the an-tea-freeze!

[Mochachino]

fucking lol moke, you were waiting to use that one

[Moke]

Bump......

[miken2k8]

thought this guy had died

[stevo67]

thought this guy had died

Glad he's back on sax-p::drink: