F**king kid!!

[Saxsin]

hi all,
last night i was parked up at sainsburys car park to do some shopping...... as u do when u go to a shop. when i finished i walked out the door i noticed this kid riding on his bike towards my car. he then stopped and randomly kicked my passengers mirror off the car!
i droped my shopping ran over to him and said ' what the fuck do u think u are fucking doing to my car!!!' he then said in a fucking chavish deprived souless dick accent 'oh i dont like saxos!'
he then got on his bike a rode off i grabbed my broken off mirror and through it at him, it hit his back but still ran like a cowerd!!!

i looked at the car and the metal braces to hold the mirror on the car are bent, and the mirror well is fucked. :n: :cry:

discuss......

[andazw]

You should have twated him in the first place instead of asking him'what the fuck are you doing'

[vtr02]

Shame mate,
Must have hit it hard though as they are fixed well,

Happened once to mine pissed off so i hit it and it popped back in :)

[Saxo-Mike]

Id off dragged him round to his rents house ( after making him tell me where he lives ) then demanding they pay the damages, if they refuse twat his dad. Simples...

[GJF47]

How old was he?

[de51_Hodgey]

Should of smashed his face in untill he choked on his own blood..

i love kids :)

[JamesR]

1. Drop your shopping and run over without screaming etc
2. Push him VERY hard off the bike
3. Pick up the bike and place it into the boot of your saxo with the seats down
4. When he inevitably says something to you tell him to fuck off before you slit his throat.
5. Throw the bike into a canal or deap water

Happy days :)

[VTHall]

1. Drop your shopping and run over without screaming etc
2. Push him VERY hard off the bike
3. Pick up the bike and place it into the boot of your saxo with the seats down
4. When he says inevitably says something to you tell him to fuck off before you slit his throat.
5. Throw the bike into a canal or deap water

Happy days :)

;D too right..

[Saxo-SX]

Ground and pound, then sell his bike on ebay.

[deans2k8]

1. Drop your shopping and run over without screaming etc
2. Push him VERY hard off the bike
3. Pick up the bike and place it into the boot of your saxo with the seats down
4. When he inevitably says something to you tell him to fuck off before you slit his throat.
5. Throw the bike into a canal or deap water

Happy days :)

6. beat the living shit out of the little chav and throw him somewhere he cant get out of and leave him there to die :)

[Mieran]

Must be an upper-class chav if he doesn't like Saxos.

[JamesR]

Ground and pound, then sell his bike on ebay.

Actually better than the canal idea as you are making some money back to fix the wing mirror, and he has lost his bike aswell. Win-Win lol

[DanViner]

simples
take him to his parents joint kick him in the face and then when they ask u why just reply i dont like chavs
oh and he broke my mirror off

[devilsadvocate]

Some kids need a good slap, I would never have damaged a car when i was younger

You should have buckled the wheels on his bike, fairs fair

[Jamie]

Should have thrown him off his bike and stamped on his throat or bollocks.

But seriously, why would you ask him wtf you think you are doing?

He's fucking your car, should have thrown him a beating.

[Dom]

Cannot believe no punches were thrown, I would have gone Mike Tyson on his arse!

[moxy89]

if he was a teen like 14 you should have pushed him off the bike and drove over it...

[saxohuddersfield]

if he was a teen like 14 you should have pushed him off the bike and drove over it...

:clapping:

[Moke]

I was hoping for a different thread topic after seeing the title :(

What a little prick though! :n:

[Saxsin]

How old was he?

he was like 15-17 couldnt c very much he had his huddie up and it was dark..... it pisses me off cause whats the point?!
fucking kid!

[MAXSTARR]

i would have sat him on my lap and give him an 'uncle pete'......... would be more emotionally scarring for him than a good hiding or a bike thrown in the canal.

[MiniGibbo]

Should of let him feel the hairy side of your pimp hand then drove over his bike..

[shady22]

same this happend to me when i workd at this shop my car was parked out the front and there was 3 of them n they kicked my wing mirror off n broke my windscreen wiper so i ran out 2 got away but i slapped the other 1 round the head and took his bike into my shop n kept it lol

[manta]

Trick is to steal his bike, phone, monies and not forgetting his shoes.

Mazuma mobile ftw!

[Saxsin]

going to the scrappy tomz c if i can find any spares.... the thing is thou the holes and braces for the miror to go on the door are bent. might just take a pair of grips and carefully bend them back. :(

[MiniGibbo]

Taking his shoes would of been epic esp in this weather :clapping:

[JamesR]

Could of followed him in the car and got some mates to come down, stripped him naked and tied his hands and feet and then left him tied to some railings somewhere for people to throw snowballs at lol

[Saxsin]

Could of followed him in the car and got some mates to come down, stripped him naked and tied his hands and feet and then left him tied to some railings somewhere for people to throw snowballs at lol

ya lol that would have been funny! :y:

[MiniGibbo]

Funny unless you and your mates get half way threw striping him for the plod to cruise past and think your trying to rape a child :panic:

[saxdazza]

would have floored him and kept hold of him till you found out where he lived.

[TomT]

Must be an upper-class chav if he doesn't like Saxos.

Probably a corsa fan..

[0rang3peel]

I would of smashed the fuck out of his bike & just said.... "I don't like bikes"

[Jamees]

just said.... "I don't like bikes"

i lol'd :y:

[Bound]

if he was a teen like 14 you should have pushed him off the bike and drove over it...

+1, I don't see any response other than driving over the bike, that would be standard procedure.

[Matt-T]

ALways a twat aint there, Someone kicked the grille through on my cousins astra van before (they was also on a bike) cousin watched him do it, let it slide then when the kid chained his bike up to the post, cousin went up with bolt croppers and chopped afair few spokes on his wheels :D was fun to watch him after

[callum_tompkins]

1. Drop your shopping and run over without screaming etc
2. Push him VERY hard off the bike
3. Pick up the bike and place it into the boot of your saxo with the seats down
4. When he inevitably says something to you tell him to fuck off before you slit his throat.
5. Throw the KID into a canal or deap water

Happy days :)

fixed it

[Matt-T]

fixed it
wouldnt polute the water with him

[johnlambert]

i woulda punched him square in the face and then did this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOzqRvN3Ha8

[nicolala]

I would of ripped his balls off!!

[Mezza]

I thought saxo's were the chaviest car going?
Most by me have them, also im liking the idea of just taking his bike. :y: