Broken Jaw at Christmas

[dannyboycov1991]

Had my jaw broken last staurday night, any ideas what i could do for christmas dinner? I dont think i could bring myself to blending it :n: Cheers

[Sax_DB]

soup??

[dannyboycov1991]

I would but iv been living off soup, bored to death of it lol

[Sax_DB]

mash potato, gravy and really cut up chicken?

[dannyboycov1991]

yeah ill just try that, i could eat better before i had the operation , can barely fit the endof a fork in my mouth now

[Sax_DB]

sucks mate!

who did that and why?

[jw1325]

when i broke my jaw, my first meal was lasagne. (i knwo its not xmassy)

managed to eat it without chewing to much and tasted amazing!!

jus get a few drinks down you and the pain of chewing will be unrecognisable!

how you break it?

[W103_A5H]

Put the dinner in a blender and suck it up through a straw :y: ensure loads of gravy to make sure it is easily...suckable? :S :) happy days!

[Stevebear]

can you get baby-food Christmas dinner?

[dannyboycov1991]

i think ill go for something with mince then, they said i cant chew at all because the titanium plate will bend and make my jaw grow on the piss lol. I got into an argument at a club on saturday because i was talking to my girlfriend and he came over and started calling me a c*** and a faggit for no reason lol, anyway the police moved us on and i was waiting for a taxi with the misses and he ran over and smacked me in the jaw whilst he was still running, its fractured from he wisdom tooth down under my chin :/. Gonna see if i can get a bit of compo off it if i can find him though, as usual the police dont seem to be doing much

[leeham987]

this is the reason why i hate going into town at weekend. full of drunk idiots.

[MiniGibbo]

Nasty...

[b0t13]

£2k for a broken nose, so should get more or at least the same, will be in like 2 years you get it tho..

[jonathon5]

Nightmare mate, hope he gets whats coming to him.

[Chris_Mcfc]

Even if you don't find who did it you can get compensation..

[Cammy]

I always watch my back after being in arguments/disputes in town, some people you can send home crying like a little girl, some often just get get moved on by police or kicked out of the clubs even though ill be the one to first throw, but even if im doing doorman i ALWAYS watch my back in the street till im in a safeplace (i.e taxi)

It sucks more that he did it infront of your girlfriend, but on the plus side, sympathy sex is a winner, downside is you cant.. do anything else before that lol

[TomT]

£2k for a broken nose, so should get more or at least the same, will be in like 2 years you get it tho..

Very true, I've still got a claim going on from a car crash I was in in 2006/7ish.

[dannyboycov1991]

How would i go about getting compo if there isnt anyone to claim off?

[Morgzc]

You could just lick it for a very long time.

[CaptainYid]

£2k for a broken nose, so should get more or at least the same, will be in like 2 years you get it tho..

i got £50 for a broken nose.... dunno where your £2k is coming from

[MiniGibbo]

We could make a business out of this.. Come find me on a saturday night bump into me, stand there while i smash you in the face and we split the money when the compo arrives!

[olibond]

what does his face look like after he done that to u?

[tom130691]

it was me, i live in cov and everything.

[deans2k8]

sounds like your giving only half the story walked up to you n start mouthin off for fuck all..then followed you to taxi...think you may of gobbed off a little if the police moved you on in which case makes you as bad as him