Things that happened that shouldn't have

[Peejous]

ITT: Post stories that happened that shouldn't have.

So my parents, my step sister, and I all go out to this remote ass cabin for a summer break. Mom and dad slept in one room, me and her in the room across the hall (both had doors FTW). I was 16 at the time, she was 14.

So it's like 1 in the morning and im jerkin it to some good pr0n when I hear my sis say, "I can hear you." and I was like "oh shit go back to sleep." but no, she was interested. She stood up, revealing 2 little perky pink nipples poking through her shirt, and she had the cutest flower panties on.

"can I try?" she asked, and reached out for my cock, which was at that point as hard as a rock. She held it in her little hand, and began breathing deeply.

Just then my mom walked in, got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

[Prickle]

Pmsl...

[Tom_Crx]

Fucking lol

[04gallsopp]

LOL , times like that you tell the grand kids. whats your sis say bout it now ?

[Peejous]

Facepalm.jpg

[rey]

LOL , times like that you tell the grand kids. whats your sis say bout it now ?

Fuck me you are properly dim.

[Tom_Crx]

LOL , times like that you tell the grand kids. whats your sis say bout it now ?
Oh dear lord

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Made me lol :A:

And again at the lad who genuinely though it happened to him :fcuk:

[TomT]

LOL , times like that you tell the grand kids. whats your sis say bout it now ?

Seriously?

[W103_A5H]

So thats the real reason he moved! :S did think one fight in a basketball court was a bit OTT to send him away!

[theJoker]

Your kidding me aren't you

[Tringaling]

Hahaaa, i thought the story was leading somewhere then i LOL'd

[theJoker]

LOL , times like that you tell the grand kids. whats your sis say bout it now ?

Your kidding me aren't you

[Tom_Crx]

Your kidding me aren't you

Your kidding me aren't you

Are you kidding me?

[W103_A5H]

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding him? :S

[theJoker]

My phone fucked up

[Juggyluggs]

are you all kidding yourselves?

[Munzz]

LOL , times like that you tell the grand kids. whats your sis say bout it now ?

LOL :panic:

[holdawayt]

Are you kidding him? :S

Do you like kids?

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Whos kidding who?

[TomT]

Do you like kids?

Do kids like you?

[Sparky26]

Pahh that made me LOL y0

[holdawayt]

wago (r)
Innovative connections

[Chr15]

Fuck off Peej

[holdawayt]

Do kids like you?

Only after 2 of "tom's purple happy pill"'s and a heavy dose of morphene.
Makes them play with their balls like two boiled eggs in a tube sock.

[W103_A5H]

Do you like kids?

No, i dont want to have kids with you. thanks for the offer though :y: ;)

[danny-vts]

lol good story

[CEdwards]

i dont get it...

[SAM-S44MDS-]

i dont get it...

You kidding?
Oh god not again

[Juggyluggs]

You kidding?
Oh god not again

are you kidding hahaha white text FTW!!

[CEdwards]

You kidding?
Oh god not again

i aint kidding.
you kidding?

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Im going lol
No im staying really....you kidding? FFS lol or do you not get it?

[Morgzc]

I heard someone mention kids?
http://itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/michael_jackson.jpg

[CEdwards]

Im going lol
No im staying really....you kidding? FFS lol or do you not get it?


i aint kidding, i get it..

But are you kidding about going?

[holdawayt]

He gave me the recipe for toms purple happy pills funnily enough.

[CEdwards]

I heard someone mention kids?
http://itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/michael_jackson.jpg

dont kid about. :)

get it?

[SAM-S44MDS-]

i aint kidding, i get it..

But are you kidding about going?

OH DEAR GOD :panic:

[Peejous]

Now now kids
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/Da_Peej/6e8e09c2.jpg

[Peter_D]

I fucking love kids





I love fucking kids**

[Ross]

I fucking love kids





I love fucking kids**

Leading cause of paedophilia that.

Sexy kids.

[Morgzc]

I fucking love kids





I love fucking kids**

And you wonder why grammar nazis are so strict about grammar ect.

[Ross]

And you wonder why grammar nazis are so strict about grammar ect.

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