"Standard"

[Aly]

Why do people say this?
It's the most annoying thing ever!

Why can't you be your own person and not be a sheep and follow everyone.

Seriously get pissed off when people follow a trend.

Stop saying Standard!!!!!
Think of something better and more constructive to say.

[Chr15]

cool story sis

well, someone was gonna say it

[Rudpud]

What are you on about aly?

[0rang3peel]

haha, I agree I don't mind the odd saying but when some twat goes "STANDARD" I do want to cave his face in with a brick.

[dougieph2]

must be an english thing tbh

[CHIP]

I haven't heard anyone say this :S

[nicolala]

I haven't heard anyone say this :S

Me neither? lol.

[ed-bradley]

Standard.

[SaxSpeed]

must be an english thing tbh

:clapping::clapping::clapping:

[Chr15]

not really heard it that much either.

[Jay_]

Standard.

dam beat me....

Standard.

[J222JRA]

Standard procedure around here tbh

[Chr15]

Standard procedure around here tbh

you're supposed to set standards, not make silly posts like that :panic:

[Aly]

haha, I agree I don't mind the odd saying but when some twat goes "STANDARD" I do want to cave his face in with a brick.

I love you, glad someone agrees

[VTHall]

cant say ive seen it.

[cloke]

All my mates say it, used to hate it, but it's bored it's way into my head and now I frequently say it. Lol, sorry if you hate me know

[J222JRA]

must be an english thing tbh

you're supposed to set standards, not make silly posts like that :panic:

How was that silly.........I am offended!

[Petee]

Its like the words Lush, or chunder. I hate them all :(

[VTHall]

I prefer cushty myself :)

[K17NEY]

Standard,epic, "orite bey". All words that deserve a fucking good slap!

[ed-bradley]

Chunder. Lol

Just a lush word.

[Gary-VTR]

Peng, Yard, Creps and Threads are the ones that I hate most. Iiiiiidiots.

[dougieph2]

sorry james!

i hate the word lush and when a guy keeps on calling a girl "hun"

oh and the word clunge!! i mean seriously..

[cloke]

I hate it when a guy uses the word hun!!!

[Rodney]

Really annoying, i'v heard people saying it down my way :(

[Aly]

Standard,epic, "orite bey". All words that deserve a fucking good slap!

Woop again,
Sooo glad I'm not the only way who feels this way.

Saying Standard should be banned.

So in future if someone comes on here with a Saxo they should say
"Here is my Saxo, I bought it un-modified"

:cool:

[Petee]

Don't get upset by silly things hunny bun

[Chr15]

i got myself some epic clunge last weekend. standard procedure for a lush night

[Rudpud]

Aly, have you been couped up in cotton wool for your whole life :P

Definately aint no hoodrat i guess. Lol.

I agree its annoying but i wouldnt let it ruin my day.

[sebo123]

i bet theres a few words you use all the time that annoy people just as much

[dougieph2]

daft english and their stupid words

[Mieran]

I rather hear standard than scene and jap kids saying "stock"

[Aly]

Don't get upset by silly things hunny bun

Aly, have you been couped up in cotton wool for your whole life :P

Definately aint no hoodrat i guess. Lol.

I agree its annoying but i wouldnt let it ruin my day.

lol guys I really haven't haha.
Rud I don't jump on any phrases that people use tbh.

Like when I go to my grans I don't change the way I talk just to suit them.
I am who I am :S

Maybe I am being a bit grumpy lmao.

[23carragold]

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[ollsaxogti]

i am guilty of the standard il be honest , but only say it when taking the piss,
but a new personal favourite is "super safe" :homme:

[Rudpud]

lol guys I really haven't haha.
Rud I don't jump on any phrases that people use tbh.

Like when I go to my grans I don't change the way I talk just to suit them.
I am who I am :S

Maybe I am being a bit grumpy lmao.

I understand that i dont either lol. Im just saying that... I can just imagine you being a very posh type of person lol. Not becuase of this, just in general. :)

[Aly]

Aly and his "pretend" upper classness tbh.


I say standard but subconsciously really, I've said it for as long as I can remember. Although when people trying to be "street" say it it sounds fucking awful.

No I don't say it to follow a trend or some other shit, it's just slang I picked up at a young age and it's stuck unfortunately.

lol If you heard me speak you will quickly find I don't talk upper class.
It's ok slang from a young age, I just don't like when it's obvious someone has picked it up from somewhere else.

I understand that i dont either lol. Im just saying that... I can just imagine you being a very posh type of person lol. Not becuase of this, just in general. :)

LOL Ask people on here who have spoken to me in person or on phone I aint posh trust me.

[dougieph2]

fuckin ruuuuuude boiz!!!

[Petee]

lol guys I really haven't haha.
Rud I don't jump on any phrases that people use tbh.

Like when I go to my grans I don't change the way I talk just to suit them.
I am who I am :S

Maybe I am being a bit grumpy lmao.

My nan used to think i was gay because i always spoke prim and proper to her, apprently i sounded like a poof.

[Rudpud]

lol If you heard me speak you will quickly find I don't talk upper class.
It's ok slang from a young age, I just don't like when it's obvious someone has picked it up from somewhere else.


LOL Ask people on here who have spoken to me in person or on phone I aint posh trust me.

Living in the ends fam.

You come across like it tho tbf to you.

[Gary-VTR]

daft english and their stupid words

aye ken eh, dinnae why they dae it ;)

They're used mostly by middle-class white kids now. Don't think people from London even bother any more.

[23carragold]

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[Aly]

For some reason I think you would probably sound like Paul Collingwood.

I've always used slang and continue to do so, only because it has been part of my vocab for as long as I can remember. Yes that includes phrases such as "bruv" and "safe", but that I can assure you that is where it stops. I fucking cannot stand the hardcore nonsensical bullshit that I witness from inner city London. Shit like "peng" and other bollocks. What. The. Fuck.

tbf I was going to suggest the same person.
I look a little bit like him too.

[23carragold]

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[SaxSpeed]

i hate the word doss ............

[K17NEY]

For some reason I think you would probably sound like Paul Collingwood.

I've always used slang and continue to do so, only because it has been part of my vocab for as long as I can remember. Yes that includes phrases such as "bruv" and "safe", but that I can assure you that is where it stops. I fucking cannot stand the hardcore nonsensical bullshit that I witness from inner city London. Shit like "peng" and other bollocks. What. The. Fuck.


I suppose its acceptable if you've always used words like this. What gets on my tits is when people from my way suddenly start saying "safe" or "standard"..Fuck off!

[dougieph2]

aye ken eh, dinnae why they dae it ;)

They're used mostly by middle-class white kids now. Don't think people from London even bother any more.

thats an accent, not a specific word to describe something..

[23carragold]

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[Petee]

I like it when asian people try to say mate, but they have shocking grammar and fail.

[SaxSpeed]

i remember when i was on holiday i said "cheers" to a waiter on a few occasions, for the next week he was saying "chairs" to me lol

[Aly]

Usually, I find it's the white middle class people who suddenly try to become "street" or "cool" with you, just because they see you are Asian/Black and assume that that is the way you wish to be spoken to.

Fuck right off.

I do kinda understand this tbh.
But round here Asians and Black people are treat the same and with respect.

I've started working in Domino's and half our staff are Indians and everyone talks the same to them, all our drivers get on with them, tbh In North East there is no issue with racial equality but dunno what it's like in Liverpool.

I like it when asian people try to say mate, but they have shocking grammar and fail.

Mieran is gonna hate me for this but the way he says Mate is very funny.

[K17NEY]

Usually, I find it's the white middle class people who suddenly try to become "street" or "cool" with you, just because they see you are Asian/Black and assume that that is the way you wish to be spoken to.

Fuck right off.

Exactly, People adjusting their manner or way they speak depending on who they're speaking to, To try and fit in. Off you fuck.

What would you call middle class though? Personally i only recognise two classes, People who work for a living and lazy cunts who scrounge off the government from a living.

[Rudpud]

i remember when i was on holiday i said "cheers" to a waiter on a few occasions, for the next week he was saying "chairs" to me lol

He musta thought you was some complete fucking nut job ;)

[auds]

init :P haha

[SaxSpeed]

He musta thought you was some complete fucking nut job ;)

hahahaha probably

[SaxSpeed]

Exactly, People adjusting their manner or way they speak depending on who they're speaking to, To try and fit in. Off you fuck.

What would you call middle class though? Personally i only recognise two classes, People who work for a living and lazy cunts who scrounge off the goverment from a living.

:clapping::clapping: +1

[23carragold]

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[23carragold]

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[Mochachino]

Dun kno.
Ahlie.
Get me.
Real Talk.
Co-Signed.
Agreed.
Couldnt have put it better myself.
You took the words straight out of my mouth.
I cant belive its not butter.
Oooo arrrrr.

[K17NEY]

To be fair, I wasn't quite sure how to class them. Basically, any white person who tries to "fit in" with you and speak the way they think you speak also. Usually it's the ones who are posh or don't have any comprehension whatsoever of slang language and the manner in which it is used. It is a tricky one though, as I have noticed the scroungers tend to use slang a lot too but it sounds god awful, as if they are trying their hardest for it to sound natural.

It's a fucked up situation tbh


Dont really understand the "white" comment as tbh my area is mostly white populated. But as for posh cunts trying to be "down with kids", They also deserve a slap in their silver spooned mouths!

[Rudpud]

Dont really understand the "white" comment as tbh my area is mostly white populated. But as for posh cunts trying to be "down with kids", They also deserve a slap in their silver spooned mouths!

I love posh people trying to act G. It fails so heavily its unreal. Even the kids that try it. Go back to private school bitches.

[W103_A5H]

wargwan peeps ;)

[Meto]

The word "standard" as far as I know just means something that goes without saying.

For example, " The rear beam on a Saxo is shit. Standard."

U get me fam.

[W103_A5H]

The word "standard" as far as I know just means something that goes without saying.

For example, " The rear beam on a Saxo is shit. Standard."

U get me fam.

you can also say it like: " i got a new alloys for my car" other person replies "standard"

[haz_pro]

I think the worst people for picking up slang is asian people, most people as my college never used any of the words. Now they have been to uni and lived away from their family they think they are all street rofl.

[Mochachino]

you can also say it like: " i got a new alloys for my car" other person replies "standard"

I prefer standard wheels tbh

[Prickle]

iirc..

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=355580&page=3

[Mochachino]

Most poeple talk with slang anyway. But the poeple who done normally use it you can proper pick up on jus ya the way they pronounce it. Like a Radio2 presenter saying the word 'man' it just dosent sound right and they sound stoopid.

I know a few students who always go through phazes of words and on my facebook theres students that use certain words. Used to be seen, then get me, then bare, now standard. Its funny couse they suddenly start using a certain word, so you know that they dont know many slang words and only just heard it.

Had someone on my facebook earlier saying "wats this new word wavey nah the word is BEASTIN!!!!!!"

He clearly hasnt got a clue either, the words been around for ages, never heard of beastin though? First reply was "You beastin tonight fam" and he said yeh :S how does that make sense, so I replied "wavey means good style, good swagga lol" and he clearly dosent understand still, his reply was "yh but beastin is the fam way and nufink can beat the way of the fams" I give up, wannabee streetstarz brap brap n ting getting it wrong and sounding like chavs. Just shows he isnt the right person to be using words like that if he says 'this new word' when it isnt new, he hasnt got a clue has he. Whats this new word 'dude'? lol naiveee

[Sophia_Bush]

I don't get what this thread means or is so I will say Danny B is king for sorting me bodies, Aly is the only ginge person in sunderland I like well sunderland fullstop

and I fell on my balls in the snow before

[Mochachino]

I don't get what this thread means or is so I will say Danny B is king for sorting me bodies, Aly is the only ginge person in sunderland I like well sunderland fullstop

and I fell on my balls in the snow before

:hug: no problem dude!

How big are your balls?! Or did you do the splits as you fell?

[Sophia_Bush]

sort of did the splits and sat on them hurt like hell but now magners is subdueing the pain

[Aly]

I don't get what this thread means or is so I will say Danny B is king for sorting me bodies, Aly is the only ginge person in sunderland I like well sunderland fullstop

and I fell on my balls in the snow before

Awww I love you too my drunken Asian Fwend :hug:

Are you drunk again Gav? haha seems from the post you love a good bevvie :drink:
I will have my revenge in a weeks time :boxing:

[mattknight1984]

I hate 'epic' and for-the-win, ftw/ftl - stupid cunty geek talk.

[MartinDines]

allow ..

[auds]

sick :P

[Aly]

Canny
If everyone said that I'd be pleased.

[Moke]

Breadbrin as Cal says... ;)

Mandem, fam, gwarn.

[Tringaling]

Aly, you have said it to me when describing your car mate..

But that was just you..STANDARD

[Tontsy]

i say standard and large all the time tbh...

[haz_pro]

wtf is large lol? (assuming it doesnt just mean big.)

[Bound]

Standard bruv innit, got it on lockdown cuz.

These are STANDARD words.

:D

Standard procedure tbh.

[23carragold]

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[Tontsy]

wtf is large lol? (assuming it doesnt just mean big.)

the same as saying standard i suppose

white trash : "i punchd my wife lastnight"
Me : "LARGE"

[haz_pro]

Ah standard!
lol.

[steve27]

yeah mate standard

[Rudpud]

One word/phrase taht really pisses me off is Fair enough or Fair play. Its used as people dont have anything else to say to you.

[haz_pro]

One word/phrase taht really pisses me off is Fair enough or Fair play. Its used as people dont have anything else to say to you.

Ah i say this alot, usually when i cant be arsed to argue with someone as i know im right, ill just let them believe they are right instead.

[Rudpud]

Ah i say this alot, usually when i cant be arsed to argue with someone as i know im right, ill just let them believe they are right instead.

Its alright when used appropriately. but when people say it coz theres nothing else to say.

Same on texts, the most pointless text when it says just k/ok/lol
Whats the point?

[BrianMc]

do you mean like if someone says "i think you should keep the standard wheels on" or something else lol?

[haz_pro]

do you mean like if someone says "i think you should keep the standard wheels on" or something else lol?

Something else.

Like possibly:

guy 1: That guys a cunt.

guy 2: standard! :afro:

[BrianMc]

haha! that does sound quite annoying i am yet to hear someone saying it though :D

[1991Tom]

Quite a few people say it round here, doesnt annoy me though

People in convosations saying "LOL" or shit like "ROFLCOPTER" instead of laughing need a fucking back hand slap.

This thread is hilarious proves what a nation of moaners we all are :hug:

[CHIP]

Most poeple talk with slang anyway. But the poeple who done normally use it you can proper pick up on jus ya the way they pronounce it. Like a Radio2 presenter saying the word 'man' it just dosent sound right and they sound stoopid.

I know a few students who always go through phazes of words and on my facebook theres students that use certain words. Used to be seen, then get me, then bare, now standard. Its funny couse they suddenly start using a certain word, so you know that they dont know many slang words and only just heard it.

Had someone on my facebook earlier saying "wats this new word wavey nah the word is BEASTIN!!!!!!"

He clearly hasnt got a clue either, the words been around for ages, never heard of beastin though? First reply was "You beastin tonight fam" and he said yeh :S how does that make sense, so I replied "wavey means good style, good swagga lol" and he clearly dosent understand still, his reply was "yh but beastin is the fam way and nufink can beat the way of the fams" I give up, wannabee streetstarz brap brap n ting getting it wrong and sounding like chavs. Just shows he isnt the right person to be using words like that if he says 'this new word' when it isnt new, he hasnt got a clue has he. Whats this new word 'dude'? lol naiveee

FLOL! Chuckling to myself all the way through that!

[leeham987]

never heard it :s

[Aly]

Some guy said it to me tonight, I could have hit him!

[Bound]

Most poeple talk with slang anyway. But the poeple who done normally use it you can proper pick up on jus ya the way they pronounce it. Like a Radio2 presenter saying the word 'man' it just dosent sound right and they sound stoopid.

I know a few students who always go through phazes of words and on my facebook theres students that use certain words. Used to be seen, then get me, then bare, now standard. Its funny couse they suddenly start using a certain word, so you know that they dont know many slang words and only just heard it.

Had someone on my facebook earlier saying "wats this new word wavey nah the word is BEASTIN!!!!!!"

He clearly hasnt got a clue either, the words been around for ages, never heard of beastin though? First reply was "You beastin tonight fam" and he said yeh :S how does that make sense, so I replied "wavey means good style, good swagga lol" and he clearly dosent understand still, his reply was "yh but beastin is the fam way and nufink can beat the way of the fams" I give up, wannabee streetstarz brap brap n ting getting it wrong and sounding like chavs. Just shows he isnt the right person to be using words like that if he says 'this new word' when it isnt new, he hasnt got a clue has he. Whats this new word 'dude'? lol naiveee

I say bare and innit and standard a lot.

[Viper]

I have just read this thread. I am disappointed. It was not the Saxperience I was promised. There was nothing ultimate about it.

Thanks Aly :S

[Aly]

Wow Tom,
You must be drunk or something or high on love.

Since I will say this.
This is the first time you have made a post and I 100% Do not understand it.

[Viper]

Better luck next time :y:

[Matt67]

Oi safe yeah
tis jst a standardd ting ya get me?
PUSSY 'ole blud

[haz_pro]

Some guy said it to me tonight, I could have hit him!

I saw a ginger tonight.......... I could have hit him! :homme:

[Aly]

I saw a ginger tonight.......... I could have hit him! :homme:

Come and hit me and see what happens.
PM Me I will send you my address.

[haz_pro]

Come and hit me and see what happens.
PM Me I will send you my address.

ROFL, whats going to happen? go on humour me...

I knew that there is alot of people who think they are hard on here, didnt think you were one of them. rofl.

[auds]

he would hit you with his willie :fcuk:

safe :P lol

[Aly]

ROFL, whats going to happen? go on humour me...

I knew that there is alot of people who think they are hard on here, didnt think you were one of them. rofl.

I'm like a ticking time bomb.

he would hit you with his willie :fcuk:

safe :P lol

I'll hit you with my willie,
Then you will post a status update on Facebook complaining about it.

[auds]

I'm like a ticking time bomb.



I'll hit you with my willie,
Then you will post a status update on Facebook complaining about it.

hahaha you nutter :P ticking timebomb lol

as for hitting me with your willie I ain't the one coming to your house :P so ner plus you'd have to catch me first :homme:

[Aly]

hahaha you nutter :P ticking timebomb lol

as for hitting me with your willie I ain't the one coming to your house :P so ner plus you'd have to catch me first :homme:

Yeah not much chance in that
VTS < 1.0 :( :(

When my VTS is back on the road haha :boxing:

[auds]

Yeah not much chance in that
VTS < 1.0 :( :(

When my VTS is back on the road haha :boxing:

but for now ner ner ner ner :fcuk: hehe

[Aly]

but for now ner ner ner ner :fcuk: hehe

haha so nasty Audrey :homme:

[haz_pro]

I'm like a ticking time bomb.

Meh chill out.

Sure alot of the people who say standard you wouldnt fuck about with. lol.

[Aly]

Meh chill out.

Sure alot of the people who say standard you wouldnt fuck about with. lol.

Why are the type of people who say Standard hard as foooooooooooook?
Most of the people I see saying standard are gay tbh. Especially the guy who said it to me tonight. Was wearing skinny type jeans looked a right queer.

[Tontsy]

I saw a ginger tonight.......... I could have hit him! :homme:

Standard!

[haz_pro]

Standard!

haha :y:

Why are the type of people who say Standard hard as foooooooooooook?

There not, i said some, i know alot of bellends who say it, but i also know a hell of a lot of people who say it and would knock the shit out of most people. ( Im not one of them)

[auds]

Why are the type of people who say Standard hard as foooooooooooook?
Most of the people I see saying standard are gay tbh. Especially the guy who said it to me tonight. Was wearing skinny type jeans looked a right queer.

Bet it turned you on ;) hehe

I'm joking

[Aly]

Bet it turned you on ;) hehe

I'm joking

It didn't haha
You are gay anyway lol

[auds]

Why are the type of people who say Standard hard as foooooooooooook?
Most of the people I see saying standard are gay tbh. Especially the guy who said it to me tonight. Was wearing skinny type jeans looked a right queer.

It didn't haha
You are gay anyway lol

Hmmm you don't lie well ;)

yeah and it's ok for girls hehe

[garner90]

Standard

[blackie_2k5]

i read the first 2 pages when the thread was made, i read the 6th page and bar the grief it seems on topic? sax-p amazes me sometimes

[jackdavies92]

Sitting on the internet moaning about words at nearly 6am. Standard. :p