Best thread of 2011 so far

[Ciarannn]

http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showthread.php?t=289152&page=1

Have a read!
i so hope its someone taking the piss, if not then i guess these idiots do still exist lol

not sure if its a respost.

[dougieph2]

OMG lolzzz!

[JamesR]

"i had a run with that silver zafira 611bhp"

A people carrier with 611bhp? - HOW and WHY? Obviously a lie though.

[Jay_]

LMAO :y:

[SAM-S44MDS-]

my car is the **** though mate infact its the dogs dangly bits. the lad i bought it from said he left a lambo in it on the a38 then it blew the gasket because it ran too much boost but now its running and ready well will be this week coming as i am putting a paddle clutch in it after that i think nobody will mess with me as it wont slip



I lold....HARD :fcuk:

[Ciarannn]

the lambo was stationary i would guess lol

[smiith]

database error..

[SAM-S44MDS-]

the lambo was stationary i would guess lol

Only way he would leave it lol. Funny further down to.

"When I was in my Pulsar if I had cams I would have span all four wheels past the Zafira"


Hahahaha bollocks lad.:wall: Funny read though :y:

EDIT: Its gone :( database error.

[dougieph2]

database error..

same here!! after about page 7! gutted!

[SAM-S44MDS-]

same here!! after about page 7! gutted!

Exactly where mine went :( Was just getting funny too

[haz_pro]

"i had a run with that silver zafira 611bhp"

A people carrier with 611bhp? - HOW and WHY? Obviously a lie though.

Not a lie i dont think, look at the build thread, it looks insane, twin turbo etc.

[smiith]

working now :)

[dougieph2]

working now :)

im on it!

[ollsaxogti]

what a weapon !!

Originally Posted by brutal v
lol mate when the pedal drops the bullshit stops!

[lt-saxslo]

only read the first page, i guess its just 30 odd pages of him getting ruined and making his self look even more of a twat

[ollsaxogti]

only read the first page, i guess its just 30 odd pages of him getting ruined and making his self look even more of a twat

yes and it does get funnier TBH imagine if someone came on here like that :fcuk:

[Robbie-Flat-Arch]

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oh crap just wet meself!!!

[Aly]

Class find that mate!!!
Just been reading that out with me mate cant tell you how much we're laughing thanks for sharing

[jack001]

Haha epic lol what a nob

[SAM-S44MDS-]

Lol 145 viewing. 143 guests. :fcuk:

[motomouth3]

More impressed by that zafira than anything !

but ye he sounds a tit tbf

[loudandproud205]

Fuck me the Zafira is real
http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284282

Proper go faster people carrier, and I upset quite a few in my 146 bhp Zafira! (well before I binned it at Cadwell)

[saxo-parts]

what a silly little boy...bell end of. brutal v...hahahahahaha

[dougieph2]

just went through the whole 35 pages.. and i now want to sign up just to see this idiot posting some more daft threads :P

[Moke]

Wouldn't call it the best thread of 2011 so far!

Funny though.

[haz_pro]

Wouldn't call it the best thread of 2011 so far!

Funny though.

You cant say that and not link to the threads you think are better so we can LOL some more!

[Tom]

Zafira has been posted on here before I think, definitely real.

[Mieran]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK3KBwl_etY&feature=related

[dougieph2]

things a beast

[Mieran]

I saw it at pvs, didn't look that fast tbh

[DanViner]

Maybe the best thread astra owners club will see and the most viewers ever on there
Think there was a good 10% of sax-p on there as there was over 200 guests viewing it at one point

Must be a rapid ashtray

[Moke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK3KBwl_etY&feature=related

That is mint :D

[welshy23]

it seems like another markdavid charecter...

[wolf_gsxr]

cool car but if i had a 611bhp car id expect a 1/4 mile time of less than 11 seconds.. id want it at about 9 secs flat

[VTR-leezo]

perfect for the school run

[rushy_23]

Some of the comments ripping the OP are pretty lame. Still quite funny.

Why you would want a 611bhp Zafira I dont know, doesnt matter if its different, I doubt your Nan and Grandad are gonna be impressed.

[devilsadvocate]

i was expecting a welcome lol cheers kev though. why u criticing me. my car has half the weight plus i got 16s mate and no back seats.i ate most cars i have raced nothing could even keep up with me plus im a good driver. plus i got a new bigger boost pipe trust me dont under estimate my car

This must be a joke, nobody can be that stupid surely?
Fucking tards

Yeah because bigger alloys mean more speed......genius!
No back seats......must be at least 50bhp more!
Bigger boost pipe.....

[lilwayne]

not a lie i have seen it run up santa pod

[ollsaxogti]

not a lie i have seen it run up santa pod

seen what ?

[Tringaling]

That car is madness..the Zafira i mean i better watch out for it in Brum on Friday if hes about in it these days!

Lol at the OP in Astra Club what a wasteemaaann

[de51_Hodgey]

He made me lol when he says power to weight ratio is just figures and means nothing because he is a better driver because he doesnt spin it and races with a quarter of a tank of petrol..

it'd probably run out of petrol before it even hit boost

[Lionsden]

I think he achieved what he wanted as this post has been put on every car forum I belong to, but yes what a plank!!!

[GolfJay]

"i had a run with that silver zafira 611bhp"

A people carrier with 611bhp? - HOW and WHY? Obviously a lie though.

There is a 611bhp Zafira on that site. Well, was 611bhp as its being rebuilt again.

611bhp Zafira (http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284282)

[JonCarter]

yes and it does get funnier TBH imagine if someone came on here like that :fcuk:

Yeah we do... Sexoo :panic:

[Mieran]

i prefer his corsa tbh

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz4/faysal_786/100_0726.jpg

also 2.0 turbo

[adamskiTNR]

I know the Chinese dude walking out the garage in the vid. Apparently that bang was bloody loud, but the camera doesn't really do it justice

[Pixie]

FLOL :D

What a goon

[Pau1os]

hahahahahaahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahhaha

that dude must be on smack

[titchster]

LOL, just LOL. There really are some clueless people about. He's got half the weight and 16s, so he's sorted...:wall:

Why you would want a 611bhp Zafira I dont know, doesnt matter if its different, I doubt your Nan and Grandad are gonna be impressed.

Nan and Grandad wouldn't be impressed by a stripped out, noisy little hatchback either, but doesn't stop us doing that, does it? ;)

Can't believe how many people hadn't heard of/seen the vid of the Zafira. And to see it's going even more powaaaah is just mental!

[Frankay]

I saw it at pvs, didn't look that fast tbh

Sorry for the bump but agreed. Even though its running over 600 BHP it was only running 14s and 15s at PVS at santa pod which i didnt find impressive tbh