Bernard's Watch

[Lacey_106]

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Whilst pitying myself over the amount of revision I have to cram in today, I found myself wishing for Bernard's watch.

If you had his watch, what would you do?

[L20VTS]

I really don't think I would have any use to stop time as everyone else would be frozen still.

I'd probably just end up doing irritating random things like moving stuff about.

[Moke]

OMFG, I remember this!

To answer your question... Anything I wanted! Seriously, whatever I felt like doing, I'd do!

First would be to gather myself ALOT of money ;)

[JoshB]

Pinch the football in the middle of the FA Cup Final

[Lacey_106]

Pinch the football in the middle of the FA Cup Final

Like that! :D

I really want it so that I can find out what my exam question is, then go and write the answer properly. :S

I thought about using it as a handy way to get in and out of london but then realised that if I stopped the traffic then cars would be blocking the road.

Seriously if I gave my revision as much thought as I have given Bernard's watch, I might not even need it :S

[matt_vtr_15a]

Lacey I love you!!! None of my mates remember this but it was the absolute shit!!

Personally I would,

Do any work I have for uni at the last minute (like i always do) but I would atleast still have enough time!!

Use it to cheat in Exams

Use it to access areas men are not permitted

Use it to give myself a quick rest so I don't prematurely ejaculate

Use it to perve on hot women

Use it in cases of emergency so I look like a hero

Use it at work so I could kick my boss in the bollocks and punch him 25 times before I started time again so he forgets what he was bollocking me for due to the shear intense head and ball ache...

quite a lot more as well

[MiniGibbo]

Was this before or after the one where the kid could rub the queens face on his 50p peice and stop time?

[Lacey_106]

Lacey I love you!!! None of my mates remember this but it was the absolute shit!!



Haha, I love this programme, if it was still on I would watch it without a doubt! :p

The thing is the more you think about all of the cool stuff you could do, the more you want the watch :S

[Lacey_106]

Was this before or after the one where the kid could rub the queens face on his 50p peice and stop time?

This was before, the Queens Nose was BBC, Bernard's Watch was ITV.

In the days before satellite TV, the world was simple.

[L20VTS]

Was this before or after the one where the kid could rub the queens face on his 50p peice and stop time?

I remember that as well lol, kids telly used to be so much better.

[MiniGibbo]

I grew up with rosie and jim.. that is all :hug:

[Pixie]

I used to freakin love this program!

Bring it back :D

[matt_vtr_15a]

Bernard was the worse owner ever, like the time he was late for a party and had no present, he went and got a £2 present from the local shop and left the money on the counter....

WEIRDO

I would rob the shit out of petrol stations etc....

[Lacey_106]

Bernard was the worse owner ever, like the time he was late for a party and had no present, he went and got a £2 present from the local shop and left the money on the counter....

WEIRDO

I would rob the shit out of petrol stations etc....

LOL agreed.

He needs to grow some balls. You wouldn't need money if you had Bernard's watch. Or need to work, actually, what the fuck, if I had Bernard's watch I wouldn't even bother with my exams!!

[matt_vtr_15a]

LOL agreed.

He needs to grow some balls. You wouldn't need money if you had Bernard's watch. Or need to work, actually, what the fuck, if I had Bernard's watch I wouldn't even bother with my exams!!

Exactly!!! It would be immense!! why make this thread though?

Because I do actually want bernards watch right now...

I would enter poker tournaments constantly so I knew exactly when to fold or go all in!!

I could be soooo rich!!

Bernard is probably using his gay watch right now because he is running late for the bus to college!

I fucking hate bernard the prick

[MiniGibbo]

Id rather have the same skill as the mush in "jumper" so i could jsut jump into safes fill my bag and leave..

[Dano]

id go on a mass bumming spree..

Hide y0 kids, hide y0 wife ;)

[Lacey_106]

Exactly!!! It would be immense!! why make this thread though?

Because I do actually want bernards watch right now...

I would enter poker tournaments constantly so I knew exactly when to fold or go all in!!

I could be soooo rich!!

Bernard is probably using his gay watch right now because he is running late for the bus to college!

I fucking hate bernard the prick

You know when you think about something briefly, then you can't get it off your mind, thinking of endless possibilities.

Well currently I am thinking about a 9 year old boy and his watch. It is disturbing yet enjoyable....

[matt_vtr_15a]

id go on a mass bumming spree..

Hide y0 kids, hide y0 wife ;)

And hide y0 husband cause Dano's raping everyone out thereeee

[matt_vtr_15a]

You know when you think about something briefly, then you can't get it off your mind, thinking of endless possibilities.

Well currently I am thinking about a 9 year old boy and his watch. It is disturbing yet enjoyable....

same, but now i am watching the sex intruder song on repeat cause of dano the dingbat

[L20VTS]

You know when you think about something briefly, then you can't get it off your mind, thinking of endless possibilities.

Well currently I am thinking about a 9 year old boy and his watch. It is disturbing yet enjoyable....

Peado Lacey on the loose.

I always liked that lil red spaceship type thing programme.

[Aly]

Bernards watch was awesome, had many dreams of things I would do if I had it.

[Dano]

And hide y0 husband cause Dano's raping everyone out thereeee

haha :y:

nah id probly just do really immature stuff like draw willys on peoples faces, or pull their trousers down in public, and wait for the reactions when i start time up again

[TipTopTom]

I liked it, but he was always doing GOOD things. WTF?

I'd use it to put rohypnol in srinks without people noticing.
Undress random people in public and watch mayhem ensue.
Of course, rob places.
I'd be the best in the world at something.. ..eg, doing the rubicks cube (just to go down in history).

Cant think of any more at the moment.

[adamm]

i would go to the nurburgring freeze time and go round in any car i want and crash and kill myself

[TipTopTom]

i would go to the nurburgring freeze time and go round in any car i want and crash and kill myself

If you killed yourself, is time then frozen forever? :| :| :| :|

[L20VTS]

Would all the cars not be frozen still as well?

[matt_vtr_15a]

yeah cars are frozen, anything electrical or mechanical doesn't work it freezes...

you can freeze a friend in time with you!!

I would freeze time and make sexytimes in public places like on the motorway etc..

[adamm]

Would all the cars not be frozen still as well?

If you killed yourself, is time then frozen forever? :| :| :| :|

yeah because some twat froze time and killed himself.
and no cars still work :P

[adamm]

yeah cars are frozen, anything electrical or mechanical doesn't work it freezes...

you can freeze a friend in time with you!!

I would freeze time and make sexytimes in public places like on the motorway etc..

in that case i would cause havoc going round london stripping all the sexy women naked then unfreezing time for the lolz

[VTR-GAZzA]

bernand's watch was so amazing when i used to watch it now he probably goes to work and realise's he's forgot his pen and go back home and get it lmao,
I remember watching one where he wanted a drink and his mum wouldn't let him so he stopped time and got one (what a bad ass)
it would be so handy just to have one :A:

[L20VTS]

You might have a shock when you find a few he/she's though :fcuk:

[VTR-GAZzA]

yeah cars are frozen, anything electrical or mechanical doesn't work it freezes...

you can freeze a friend in time with you!!

I would freeze time and make sexytimes in public places like on the motorway etc..
lmao sexy time at work in the shops in randomer's house's wow the posibilities :fcuk:

[jw1325]

i remember the episode where he stopped the watch to run into a petrol station - accidently started it again and bu the time he had noticed his mum and dad had driven a few miles haha!!!!

i LOVED this program!

id use it to get ready for nights out - i always take like 4hours longer than my mates!

or to have a long lie in the morning!!!

p.s what was the programme with the adults that turned into kids when they heard a word ending in 'ing'.... 'big kids' or something was it not?

that was AWESOME!

[TipTopTom]

or to have a long lie in the morning

If you did that, then you'd age say, 28 hours a day. They you wouldn't keep your looks for long.

I think i'd use it so much I'd be about 50 in 5 years.

[jw1325]

i dont have any looks to start with!

[TipTopTom]

i dont have any looks to start with!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

No but really.

[matt_vtr_15a]

would it still count as cheating if you had sexytimes with someone who was frozen in time, would this also be classed as rape?

out of interest...

[matt_vtr_15a]

i dont have any looks to start with!

I would tap you, several times...

I think you should accept my offer, obviously it's out of my own kindness to build up your confidence....

[jw1325]

I would tap you, several times...

I think you should accept my offer, obviously it's out of my own kindness to build up your confidence....

how kind of you to offer - but i DO have a gorgeous Irishman to build up my confidence for me ;) .....

[W103_A5H]

Id dress up as the killer from scream, use the watch to pause time, then appear infront of a few people i hate, unfreeze time, shout in ther face "YOUR GOOING TO DIE" with an evil laugh, freeze time again, dissapear or hide out of the way so i could see the reaction on ther face :)

Or id dress up as an alien and scare the fuck out of everyone.

And then maybe after grab a few nice cars, drive around in them for a bit, and rob a bank or 2 :)

[matt_vtr_15a]

how kind of you to offer - but i DO have a gorgeous Irishman to build up my confidence for me ;) .....

I am dissapointed, he obviously isn't doing that well for you to publicly disrespect yourself...

I work weekends and late nights, strictly professional... you can have a free 12 hour trial period to...

Don't discard it, save it for when you need it, we are friends on facebook so poke me when you need my services...

Much Love

Matt Chrich BSA (Hons) Sliming

[Lacey_106]

how kind of you to offer - but i DO have a gorgeous Irishman to build up my confidence for me ;) .....

I thought that was why you sexed me?


Also, when are you going to service me again? I'm growing restless ;)

[jw1325]

Matt Chrich BSA (Hons) Sliming

oh so thats whoyou are

I thought that was why you sexed me?


Also, when are you going to service me again? I'm growing restless ;)


lacey - i have told you. i am still waiting on the 30 inch double ended dildo to arrive!!!! be patient gorgeous. im gonna ride you like seabiscuit!!

[Lacey_106]

lacey - i have told you. i am still waiting on the 30 inch double ended dildo to arrive!!!! be patient gorgeous. im gonna ride you like seabiscuit!!

FLOL

Can barely wait, I'm still recovering from the last time. ;)

[matt_vtr_15a]

I thought that was why you sexed me?


Also, when are you going to service me again? I'm growing restless ;)

I can stand in? Always willing to help the saxperience community wherever I can....

[matt_vtr_15a]

Ohh does that ring a bell :0 ???

oh so thats whoyou are



!

[jw1325]

FLOL

Can barely wait, I'm still recovering from the last time. ;)

i know so am i. i had to turn away the other half - saying 'yes you are gorgeous, yes you are Irish, yes you drive a rediculously fast car, have a massive house and a Villa in france , but i am saving myself for Lacey.'

Ohh does that ring a bell :0 ???

just wondered who the hell you were on my FB lol

[Lacey_106]

i know so am i. i had to turn away the other half - saying 'yes you are gorgeous, yes you are Irish, yes you drive a rediculously fast car, have a massive house and a Villa in france , but i am saving myself for Lacey.'


Quite right too ;)

If it helps my dad is irish, I can work on the accent? I promise to wear my uniform often, and I'll buy a nicer car???

[jw1325]

Quite right too ;)

If it helps my dad is irish, I can work on the accent? I promise to wear my uniform often, and I'll buy a nicer car???

lacey - those things do not matter. he may have all those things but you, yourself, are better than all those thigns together x a billion

but maybe the accent yes - annnndd the uniform....

[Lacey_106]

lacey - those things do not matter. he may have all those things but you, yourself, are better than all those thigns together x a billion

but maybe the accent yes - annnndd the uniform....

Knew you could be persuaded gorgeous ;)

As long as you promise to bring the whip :p

[jw1325]

Knew you could be persuaded gorgeous ;)

As long as you promise to bring the whip :p

... and you the chains?

[Lacey_106]

... and you the chains?

of course. Sounds like a date ;)

[jw1325]

of course. Sounds like a date ;)

good gorgeous.

i will be atleast 7 minutes late, and i expect a whipping for every minute i am late!!!

[daveg1]

I would have to rob a bank or 2

[Tringaling]

I have no idea what i would do..

Something ridiculous/sexual/naughty/cruel...the list is endless!

[leecable]

I have a semi on.

On topic,

I would goto work, if I got in the shit, freeze time, cook more and unfreeze. Winner.