Clubbing..

[Sexooo]

So i just turned 18 as most of you may know... went clubibng last night and got fucked! Had way to much to drink was such an amazing night going again friday! :D who here goes clubbing and where do you go??

[MrHouston]

I don't go clubbing.

[MiniGibbo]

I didnt think gypsy girls where meant to drink until they got married?

[Ryan]

I seem to spend most of my life at ministry, but then im paid to be there.

I dont venture into many 'local' clubs that play generic pop/rnb nd shithop crap for all the pikeys

[tweedie]

Closest I get to clubs is when I'm doing the Pussy Crawl in the car driving past

[nicole_]

this thread is SO cringey

[Moke]

I didnt think gypsy girls where meant to drink until they got married?

Your head doesn't fit into the nightclubs... That's why you don't go ;)

I go "up town" and into the nightclubs? But that's just getting rendered with your mates and dancing to music lol.

If you mean proper clubbing like Ibiza, then no. But I want to soon :A:

I seem to spend most of my life at ministry, but then im paid to be there.

I hate you.

this thread is SO cringey

I thought we'd stopped being nasty to Sexooo now? ;)

[Sexooo]

Closest I get to clubs is when I'm doing the Pussy Crawl in the car driving past

In your micra?

[craig180]

I tend to go to the Pikey clubs that Ryan doesn't like.

The commercial places are generally the busy places with a half decent atmosphere. Although I'd rather go to a decent late bar with a DJ

[MiniGibbo]

Your head doesn't fit into the nightclubs... That's why you don't go ;)

I go "up town" and into the nightclubs? But that's just getting rendered with your mates and dancing to music lol.

If you mean proper clubbing like Ibiza, then no. But I want to soon :A:



I hate you.

You have a point Mick, for the last year ive only realy been going to the top end of Bournemouth up by the BIC which being northern and chav youll have no idea what im on about ;)

Espially as you think the "opera house" or what ever its called now is "cool" :hug:

[ed-bradley]

Clubbing is Ftg.

I prefer to be lazy and get ale'd surrounded by Sluts and pensioners in Weatherspoons.

[L20VTS]

I am more a pub person these days, grew out of clubbing.

[Pixie]

I don't go clubbing either

[Ryan]

I tend to go to the Pikey clubs that Ryan doesn't like.

The commercial places are generally the busy places with a half decent atmosphere. Although I'd rather go to a decent late bar with a DJ

Dissapointed in you craig. Thought you had taste for music :zainy:

[Moke]

You have a point Mick, for the last year ive only realy been going to the top end of Bournemouth up by the BIC which being northern and chav youll have no idea what im on about ;)

Espially as you think the "opera house" or what ever its called now is "cool" :hug:

The Opera House is awesome for one thing and that's the Hardcore events :D

We don't all listen to jungle like you mate ;)

Dissapointed in you craig. Thought you had taste for music :zainy:

He does :A:

[tweedie]

In your micra?

Hmm let me think, it's Sax-P so chances are it's a Saxo, it gets backed up by my DP being my Saxo and the fact it says I drive a Saxo.

[MiniGibbo]

I am more a pub person these days, grew out of clubbing.

Pubs are for hairy middle aged men who wear wax jackets and flat caps..

[Ryan]

Espially as you think the "opera house" or what ever its called now is "cool" :hug:

The operahouse (now 02 venue) is a stunning venue. Just a shame boscome is a shithole.

Do you venture to consortium then :geek:

[Ryan]

The Opera House is awesome for one thing and that's the Hardcore events :D


shame about the lazers now though, all hanged when it became an 02

[Moke]

shame about the lazers now though, all hanged when it became an 02

Really? :n:

The Opera House had one of the best lazer systems IIRC?

[Sexooo]

Hmm let me think, it's Sax-P so chances are it's a Saxo, it gets backed up by my DP being my Saxo and the fact it says I drive a Saxo.

You clearly never watch inbetweeners :D :fcuk:

[MiniGibbo]

The operahouse (now 02 venue) is a stunning venue. Just a shame boscome is a shithole.

Do you venture to consortium then :geek:

Consortium's been shut for years.. Its "monkey world" now a kids play adventure thing.

As i said to Mick before the operahouse should my kind of place being full of pillhead coked up pikeys but im branching out in life drinking vokda diet cokes wearing my fancy polo shirts with other posh people ;)

[Moke]

being full of pillhead coked up pikeys

Wanna fight about it meathead? ;)

[L20VTS]

Pubs are for hairy middle aged men who wear wax jackets and flat caps..

Nar there is some decent perv material is some of the pubs tbh :D

[craig180]

Dissapointed in you craig. Thought you had taste for music :zainy:

lol I do have good taste in music but all the decent clubs around leeds have died off now and you can gtf if you think I'm travelling to Manchester or Nottingham every time I want a night out :p

[MiniGibbo]

Wanna fight about it meathead? ;)

Do you have an uncle with a gun?

[devilsadvocate]

Did clubbing until is was like 21 and then stopped going

Waste of money, massive hangover the next day and clubs these days are full of chavs and pikeys

[Ryan]

Really? :n:

The Opera House had one of the best lazer systems IIRC?

it was good, but not allowed to have lazer scans now.

[Moke]

lol I do have good taste in music but all the decent clubs around leeds have died off now and you can gtf if you think I'm travelling to Manchester or Nottingham every time I want a night out :p

Come to Preston ;)

Do you have an uncle with a gun?

No, but a couple of my uncles are bouncers... Wanna fight about it? ;)

it was good, but not allowed to have lazer scans now.

How come? :S

[tweedie]

You clearly never watch inbetweeners :D :fcuk:

Ha I do and know get what your on about, I Was like WTF is he on about the cheaky bastard.

[MiniGibbo]

Nar there is some decent perv material is some of the pubs tbh :D

Ill have to take your word on that :S

lol I do have good taste in music but all the decent clubs around leeds have died off now and you can gtf if you think I'm travelling to Manchester or Nottingham every time I want a night out :p

Leeds i always find is a realy good night apart from all the stupid accents ;)

EDIT: Have you not seen Snatch Micktop pikeys beat gangsters ;)

[Bound]

I'm only just 19 and already don't go clubbing, got bored of it within 6 months. Prefer to sit in a nice pub, or spoons, or a nice bar or something. If I'm really in the mood/get dragged into it I go once every couple of months maybe..

[Nik_L]

I usually venture down to Asylum in Cardiff if im going clubbing.

[Ryan]

lol I do have good taste in music but all the decent clubs around leeds have died off now and you can gtf if you think I'm travelling to Manchester or Nottingham every time I want a night out :p

ah leeds unlucky nothing substancial now indeed. Although northern clubbing in general isnt wht it used to be, not with crasher going, sundissenential in brum. Manchester's really only got sankeys and WHP now. Everywheres just full of pikey clubs where you have to wear a shit shirt and shoes and want to dance to soulja boy

[Ryan]

How come? :S

02 rules under 'safety'

[Sexooo]

what does everyone drink to get them pissed these days?

[MiniGibbo]

what does everyone drink to get them pissed these days?

I thaught you drink to enjoy your self not get smashed?

[Nik_L]

Buckfast.

[ed-bradley]

I'm only just 19 and already don't go clubbing, got bored of it within 6 months. Prefer to sit in a nice pub, or spoons, or a nice bar or something. If I'm really in the mood/get dragged into it I go once every couple of months maybe..

Same situation as me..

I got bored. Too cramped and crowded for me. And the Beer usually tastes like rat piss in clubs.

[Moke]

ah leeds unlucky nothing substancial now indeed. Although northern clubbing in general isnt wht it used to be, not with crasher going, sundissenential in brum. Manchester's really only got sankeys and WHP now. Everywheres just full of pikey clubs where you have to wear a shit shirt and shoes and want to dance to soulja boy

We've got a MoS club in Preston called Rumes and they play shit like Soulja Boy... But then they'll follow that with The Cookie Collective or some classic dance!

It's kind of shit, because you're there, dancing away to an awesome track, and they cut in some dog shit Hip Hop like Soulja Boy...

what does everyone drink to get them pissed these days?

Piss.

[Sexooo]

I thaught you drink to enjoy your self not get smashed?

Oh i do both me :)

[Ryan]

We've got a MoS club in Preston called Rumes and they play shit like Soulja Boy... But then they'll follow that with The Cookie Collective or some classic dance!


Not on the MOS listings, so either a dodgy one or one which has the odd tour night.

I hate venues that play crap rnb/shithop.

A decent bar where money is also doesnt make you wear a shirt/shoes just the local chav fests seem keen on everyone dressing like they are worth more than 50p

Edit: just had a nose, yep just someone who plays at mos and is part of the tours. Not a MOS club ;)

[Ultradappa]

Used to go out in Luton alot, MK, Bedford, but now i have a gf, i dont see the point? Only ever go into nightclubs to perv.........

[Moke]

Not on the MOS listings, so either a dodgy one or one which has the odd tour night.

I hate venues that play crap rnb/shithop.

A decent bar where money is also doesnt make you wear a shirt/shoes just the local chav fests seem keen on everyone dressing like they are worth more than 50p

Edit: just had a nose, yep just someone who plays at mos and is part of the tours. Not a MOS club ;)

Meh! :homme:

Ever shot at Pontins, Southport for Hardcore Heaven? :D

[Ryan]

Meh! :homme:

Ever shot at Pontins, Southport for Hardcore Heaven? :D

nope, I dont do the hardcore scene. Although a few people have spoken to me about it. Ill only go where theres ££££ though not shooting an event just to get in.

[MiniGibbo]

Meh! :homme:

Ever shot at Paultins, Southport for Hardcore Heaven? :D

Paultins park? thats a kid's adventure park off the m27? Its a hoot!

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk96/xmattgibsonx/paulton3.jpg

[Moke]

nope, I dont do the hardcore scene. Although a few people have spoken to me about it. Ill only go where theres ££££ though not shooting an event just to get in.

Fhag.

The ones who do shoot HH are pretty gash tbh. The videos are half decent though :y:

Paultins park? thats a kid's adventure park off the m27? Its a hoot!


You'd know all about kids with your fag wagon wouldn't ya? ;)

[Ryan]

the hardcore scene alot of the DSI lot do it, so it will be shitty light trails where they like to throw the camera about like a cat having an eplileptic fit

[0rang3peel]

Used to go out shit loads, will only go out now if there's fuck loads of mates going or someone is playing I actually want to see, rather just watch the footie in a pub with mates and get some cheap pub grub these days :)

[Moke]

the hardcore scene alot of the DSI lot do it, so it will be shitty light trails where they like to throw the camera about like a cat having an eplileptic fit

Haha, hit the nail on the head mate!

Opera House looks good though...

http://epyhjv9m9oszc.6hops.net/2cdb2ae0-56c6-4fbc-926d-3e77c9c638f6.jpg

[Nik_L]

I went to an Ultrasonic gig at my local club a few years ago.Was fappin awesome.

[Tringaling]

I tend to only go out when there is a birthday/special occasion or a casual Friday with the chaps!

Greenwich has the o2 arena so that is pretty cool!

[manta]

http://www.dba-oracle.com/golf_travel/images/a_seal_clubbing_self_defense.jpg

It's funny because sexoo takes offence at everything and must get all defensive all the time.

And it's funny because clubbing seals is narstieee

[holdawayt]

http://www.dba-oracle.com/golf_travel/images/a_seal_clubbing_self_defense.jpg

It's funny because sexoo takes offence at everything and must get all defensive all the time.

And it's funny because clubbing seals is narstieee

If people find this amusing i won't be pleased

[Ryyy]

Just round my end, going Geordie-land come April.

Town is full of 14yr olds with their brothers I'D these days.

[L20VTS]

If people find this amusing i won't be pleased

Time to not be pleased then :A:

loool

[holdawayt]

pfft idea stealing bully

[Ryyy]

If people find this amusing i won't be pleased

+107:728181.

Not funny.

[holdawayt]

It has nothing to do with the fact i don't like seals being clobbered. More to do with the fact that it was my idea and he stoles it :(

[MiniGibbo]

That picture is hilarious!

[manta]

pfft idea stealing bully

lol memememe

[Ultradappa]

Hirarious picture.....it was coming right at him......he had to do it

[jw1325]

i hardly go clubbing to 'get fucked,' these days.

i go clubbing to actually go out and dance.

when i was younger we had and under 18 club, but there was a large group of us that danced to gether most nights in Edinburgh. we would meet at this club on a Saturday and dance in public.

as we all got older, we naturally progressed onto over 18's clubs, and some of us hardly see eachother anymore, but its nice to go into somewhere and see everyone once in a while and have a 'proper' dance. lol plus its great for if you want to lose weight, as you proper sweat. yuk!

Plus - Edinburgh Cruise have a particular club we all go to on a saturday night. dont have to check if anyones going, can just turn up and guarante epeople will be there. we get in for free as we know the bouncers, one of the lads (my ex) used to work in there as one of the managers, and we all know the DJ too. amazing banter - even when 70% of us are sober and driving....

[Dom]

I prefer Pubs and Bars to clubs by far, often like a bit of Drunken gambling in a casino ;).

Unless its a really big event, but im more of a Pub Crawl guy.

[Lionsden]

I can happily say that I've not been to a club appart from when I've been DJing, for about 3 years, I hate them with a passion. The only club I enjoyed recently was the Cooperage in Newcaslte, which was in one of the oldest buildings in Newcastle and had the feeling of a rave rather than a club, It has now been closed down due to noise complaints. I prefer freeparties, raves, or festivals, I'd rather be raving my tits off on the beach, forest, field or warehouse than in a sweaty club full of pillocks!!

[mattygoulding]

i justnormally go into town ask the first hot girl i see where she going then go there then end up in strip club :D

[daz_zz_er]

I go clubbing like twice a week most of the time :) always get absolutely wankered! And gay clubs FTW!

[MiniGibbo]

I go clubbing like twice a week most of the time :) always get absolutely wankered! And gay clubs FTW!

String vests and handle bar mustashes FTL!!

[ed-bradley]

Canal street in Manchester is a good laugh
*Awaits abuse*
when I was younger, I used to drink to 'get smashed' but now I'm actually legally old enough to drink I just go out to enjoy myself or meet with mates etc..

[steve27]

bournemouth = yates or mary shelly to start - chilli whites - barMe - dusk

[daz_zz_er]

String vests and handle bar mustashes FTL!!

haha i love how straight guys imagine gay clubs! They are always totally wrong ;)

[Peter_D]

There's no clubs near me but i used to go out in Inverness a bit but hardly go out now

Couldn't really be fucked with the "clubbing" like same shit every week, in-house DJ playing the same stuff

Preferred it when someone good was playing and theres been loads up here like Cally & Juice, Alex Kidd, Lisa Pinup, Anne Savage, Kutski etc and loads others, went to all of them

Had some fucking insane weekends but livin quiet now gladly

[Ciarannn]

String vests and handle bar mustashes FTL!!

I Lolled so hard !!

[Peter_D]

I Lolled so hard !!

I chortled

[MiniGibbo]

bournemouth = yates or mary shelly to start - chilli whites - barMe - dusk

Chilli whites is 100x better than toko was.. Best bar in Bournemouth IMO!

Barme.. Realy that's full of dickheads :S

[Dolly]

I don't drink and if I ever go out all my friends drink and I'm always looking after them.
I've not been out in ages though but that doesn't bother me cos I don't like it really aha!
I'd rather go the pub with a few friends.

[NickJ]

i justnormally go into town ask the first hot girl i see where she going then go there then end up in strip club :D

so you're a weird stalker then? Do you carry rohypnol around with you by any chance?

[loudandproud205]

Am getting old and much like the cinema why would I pay large amounts of my own money for music that I cant control and sounds worse than my home system?

I spend enough money on my home entertainment systems so they excel and please me, so am left with an empty feeling if I go somewhere and it don't deliver.

Think I went to a club once all last year.

[Mike306]

used to just do blackpool every week - syndicate, sanuk etc but go all over now - godskitchen birmingham, gatecrasher birmingham, warehouse project manchester, passion in leicestershire. good lineups at good clubs. so much interest now we tend to run a coach trip to each big night about once a month. nye was sander van doorn as passion, next month it's paul van dyk at gatecrasher. 50 of us on a coach then straight back when the club shuts. always a quality night

[haz_pro]

I'd rather go the pub with a few friends.

This, much prefer a quiet drink down the pub, rather than going to some shit, multichain club playing kiss 100 top 50 tracks!